MIBM :: Volume #2 我的大小仙女

#286: Flying up to the eaves and walls

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Thousand degrees map pit father! Yang Guo looked at a row of short foot one-story house that front was conjuring to brave generally suddenly almost to spit blood. Did this alley by the one-story house stopping up, thousand degrees map you also tell here to have the group to walk? 千度地图坑爹啊！杨果望着前面变戏法一般突然冒出来的一排矮脚平房几乎要吐血了。这条小路都被平房给堵住了,千度地图你怎么还告诉我这里有路可以走？ Illegal construction, right, here truly is the illegal construction, downstairs nearby several families rents to give the big gear to do business, then surface alley, originally narrow, the car(riage) cannot pass, they expand righteously, hit the small wooden shed has become extending of oneself house. 违章建筑,没错,这里确实是违章建筑,旁边的几户人家楼下都租出去给大排档做生意,而后面这条小巷,本来就窄,车都过不去,他们理直气壮地扩充开来,打起小木棚就成了自家房子的延伸。 The bureau of industry and commerce and city gauge bureau management bureau wait / etc. various types of relevant departments have even interfered, all does not have the result, the relevant departments are disinclined back and forth to handle the matter of this far away and messy and dirty area, in any case city's appearance inspection time will not go to this place, really along with it. Finally, their wooden shed changed into the cement build hut, directly this place seizing. 工商局、城规局甚至城管局等等各种有关部门都来干涉过,全都没有成效,有关部门懒得去来来回回地处理这个偏远、脏乱地区的事情,反正市容市貌检查的时候也不会来到这个地方,就真的随它去了。最后,他们木棚换成了水泥搭建的小屋,直接把这块地方给占领了。 Drags again, car(riage) En must run away handsome! Yang Guo worried at heart. However he cannot run toward old route, delayed a small little while, runs along the old route definitely cannot overtake! 再拖下去,车恩俊就要跑掉了！杨果心里着急了起来。但是他又不能往原路跑,已经耽误了一小会儿,沿原路跑肯定追不上！ Nips the tooth, Yang Guo decides to spell. 咬了咬牙齿,杨果决定拼一把。 „Hello! Are you doing?” In being sharp-eyed a cry of waiter, Yang Guo digs up the wall seam upward to crawl, is his four limbs strength is big, only depends on the fingertip to cover the little slit to be able upward to crawl, other people estimated that did not have good luck that. “喂！你在干什么？”在一个眼尖的伙计的叫声中,杨果扒着墙缝往上爬,也就是他四肢力气大,仅靠手指尖扣住一点点缝隙就能往上爬,其他人估计就没那么好运了。 That shouted the waiter who makes noise looks dumbfoundedly Yang Guo three next two climbed up the short foot one-story house, then vanished did not have the shade. 那个喊出声的伙计目瞪口呆地看着杨果三下两下就爬上了矮脚平房,然后消失了没影。 „Are you doing?” The boss runs hurriedly, scolded right in the face, „I asked you to come am make your 45 degrees corner/horn look up to the sky? Installed not to do melancholily!” “你在干什么？”老板急匆匆地跑出来,劈头盖脸地骂道,“我请你来是让你45度角仰望天空的吗？装忧郁就别干了！” „Not, Boss, just had the alien!” That waiter said incoherently that „is not the alien, is one with alien that terrifying humanity.” “不是啊,老板,刚刚有外星人！”那个伙计语无伦次地说道,“不是外星人,是一个跟外星人那么恐怖的人类。” „Am I manage its alien also an alien, you hurry to give me to serve food! The guests must wait not to be impatient! Do you also want me to work inadequately for you?” The boss scolded, lifted the foot to toward his body trample. “我管它外星人还是不是外星人,你赶紧回去给我端菜！客人就要等得不耐烦了！难道你还要我替你干活不成？”老板骂道,抬脚就要往他的身上踹。 And does not raise this bad luck waiter, Yang Guo climbed up the peak in short foot one-story house, clenches teeth to proceed to run, although these one-story houses said that has built with the cement brick, but this illegal construction does not work reliably, some place slits can force in a foot unexpectedly. 且不提这个倒霉的伙计,杨果爬上了矮脚平房的顶端,咬着牙就往前跑,这些平房虽然说都用水泥砖头砌了起来,但是这种违章建筑做工不牢固,有些地方居然缝隙可以塞进一只脚。 Yang Guo is running fearful and apprehensive, for fear that not the careful foot stepped on rottenly others roof. However the worry does not help matters, Yang Guo goes all out to proceed to run, and two, have not been linked to each other, can only make an effort to jump over, three and four and five, Yang Guo saw the edge in corner finally. 杨果心惊胆战地跑着,生怕不小心一脚踩烂了人家的屋顶。不过担心也无济于事,杨果拼命往前跑,一家、两家,没连在一起,只能用力跳过去,三家、四家、五家,杨果终于看到了拐角的边缘。 He can hear the sound that car(riage) En gasps for breath handsome in gulps! 他都能听得到车恩俊大口大口喘气的声音！ Although car(riage) En handsome is also military, but ran fully crazily for more than ten 20 minutes, he a little could not endure. Also has Yang Guo, has the internal strength to be the backing, ran such for a long time is still the face loyalty does not jump. 尽管车恩俊也是一名武者,但是全力狂跑了十多20分钟,他也有点吃不消了。也只有杨果,有内功作为后盾,跑了这么久依然是脸不红心不跳的。 „Caught you!” In the Yang Guo heart the great happiness, he does not have looks around with enough time, has not waited to go into the one-story house edge, directly jumped from three meters high place. “抓到你了！”杨果心中大喜,他没来得及张望,还没等跑到平房边缘,就从三米高的地方直接跳了下去。 In airborne, he noticed that car(riage) En Jun just has run! Yang Guo only with enough time adjusts posture, then a hand elongation covers the car(riage) En's handsome arm, has not waited for him to respond that Yang Guo leads him get lost falls to the ground. 在空中,他看到车恩俊刚好跑过！杨果只来得及调整一下姿势,然后一只手伸长扣住车恩俊的胳膊,还没等他反应过来,杨果就带着他滚倒在地。 Car(riage) En cannot think handsome that just still tagged along after the Yang Guo sudden incarnation that pursues keeping in behind is the flying trapeze. Car(riage) En Jun by a great strength draws to the place, the trundle the time, his some unwilling hearts looked at a front agricultural trade market. 车恩俊怎么也想不到,刚刚还在后面尾随追个不停的杨果突然化身为空中飞人。车恩俊被一股巨力拉到在地,滚动的时候,他有些不甘心地望了一眼前面的农贸市场。 Only remained 500 meters! Hateful, only remains 500 meters to run in the agricultural trade market, then slipped away! 只剩500米了啊！可恶,只剩500米就能跑进农贸市场,然后溜之大吉了！ He does not believe that so long as he does not appear, Yang Guo has squatted before his house, day and two days are not good, one week and two weeks of even how many months? Yang Guo impossible to have consumed absolutely with him, only if Yang Guo did not want own life! 他就不相信,只要他不出现,杨果会在他的房子前一直蹲守下去,一天、两天不行,一个星期、两个星期甚至几个月呢？杨果绝对不可能跟他一直耗下去,除非杨果不要自己的生活了！ „Caught you!” Yang Guo gasps for breath gently, while crawls from the ground, then cross sits on the car(riage) En's handsome body. Car(riage) En Jun gasped for breath at this time in gulps, the chest is fluctuating large scale, could not speak. “抓到你了！”杨果一边轻轻喘气,一边从地上爬起来,然后跨坐在车恩俊的身上。车恩俊这时候大口大口地喘气,胸脯大幅度起伏着,根本说不出话来。 „You run! You run!” Yang Guo said this saying time, the facial color is somewhat fierce, shows vicious tendencies faintly. Said also insufficiently, Yang Guo mentioned his fist, referred to Guan Nie the turning green blanch, like giving car(riage) En came handsome maliciously such. “你跑啊！你跑啊！”杨果说这话的时候,面色有些狰狞,隐隐透出一股戾气。说还不够,杨果提起他的拳头,指关捏的发青发白,就像给车恩俊狠狠来那么一下。 Just pursued the car(riage) En's handsome process too to insult the person, is the sewer, is ****, whatever is the state of mind good person, must act crazy. Yang Guo these days, sees the blood to see much, the person killed several, in the head had a demonic nature to cause trouble. 刚刚追车恩俊的这个过程实在是太侮辱人了,又是臭水沟、又是****,任凭是心绪再好的人,也要发飙了。杨果这段时间,见血见得不少,人都杀了好几个,脑袋里有一股魔性在作祟。 After catching car(riage) En Jun, just a lot of anger all had welled up, wielded the fist, Yang Guo thinks a fist killing car(riage) En Jun really! Therefore the fist of Yang Guo, but uses to try, considers, at that time in the bank, a Yang Guo fist, can open Bei Lieshi furiously, the head of person can have the marble floor of bank to come hardly? If hit, absolute right and wrong died the remnant result! 逮着车恩俊之后,刚刚一肚子的火气全都涌了上来,挥起拳头,杨果真的想一拳把车恩俊给打死了！所以杨果的这一拳,可是用尽了全力,试想一下,当时在银行,杨果奋力一拳,就能开碑裂石,人的脑袋能有银行的大理石地板来得硬吗？要是打实了,绝对是非死即残的结局！ Sees the fist that Yang Guo wields, car(riage) En without enough time begs for mercy handsome, the eye stares in a big way, the pupil shrank the point size, looks that the fist of Yang Guo pounded down. 看到杨果挥起的拳头,车恩俊都来不及讨饶,眼睛瞪得大大的,瞳孔缩成了针芒大小,看着杨果的拳头砸下。 „Bang!” By a car(riage) En Jun brick was pounded by a Yang Guo fist crushes. “砰！”车恩俊旁边的一块砖头被杨果一拳头砸得粉碎。 Yes, Yang Guo received the hand, he has not hit finally on the car(riage) En's handsome head. Last minute time, the internal strength naturally revolves, made the head of Yang Guo more sober cool, therefore he leaning a direction of fist, finally only hit on the brick. 是的,杨果收手了,他最终没有打在车恩俊的脑袋上。最后一刻的时候,还是内功自然运转,一股清凉让杨果的脑袋清醒了许多,所以他偏了一下拳头的方向,最终只打在了砖头上面。 „Shouted, shouts......” car(riage) En to gasp for breath handsome in gulps, this was frightened, time that the Yang Guo fist fell, he can feel oncoming of god of death, that has crushed finally the brick told him, this fought with the fists, oneself were dies really! “呼,呼……”车恩俊大口大口地喘着气,这回是被吓得,杨果拳头落下来的时候,他能够感觉得到死神的来临,最后那块粉碎了的砖头告诉他,这一拳打中了,自己真的是死定了！ Although does not know why just Yang Guo had not hit, but sees Yang Guo to be straight the body, that brought a fist of blood thread also to draw out, car(riage) En frightened handsome shiver lifts the both arms, the sound shouts: „Do not hit, do not hit.” 虽然不知道刚刚杨果为什么没打中,但是看见杨果重新直起身体,那个带了一点血丝的拳头也提拉了回来,车恩俊吓得抬起双臂,声音颤抖地喊道:“别打了,别打了。” The arm keeps off before own face, car(riage) En closes one's eyes handsome, does not dare to look at just that with big fiendish person Yang Guo. 手臂挡在自己的脸前,车恩俊闭着眼睛,都不敢看刚刚那个跟大魔王似的杨果。 Yang Guo both hands pull open the car(riage) En's handsome both arms, but car(riage) En goes all out to struggle handsome, in the sound is actually having a weeping voice: „Do not hit, forgives, I have made a mistake, did I know mistakenly the line?” 杨果双手拉开车恩俊的双臂,而车恩俊拼命挣扎,声音里竟然带着一点哭腔:“别打了,饶命,我错了,我知道错了行吗？” Yang Guo saw two that this grown man shuts tightly have seeped out the tears unexpectedly, cannot help but was shocked, did this also instigate? He stops the movement on hand, takes a fast look around around. Yang Guo breathed a sigh of relief, side nobody passes through fortunately. 杨果看到这个大男人紧闭的两眼竟然渗出了泪水,不由得愣住了,这也太怂了吧？他停下手上的动作,扫视一下四周。杨果舒了一口气,还好旁边没人经过。 Otherwise, sees Yang Guo to ride on the car(riage) En's handsome body, digs up to draw his both hands, but car(riage) En cries handsome, suffering from injustice like a young wife, but how also will guarantee does not permit others to misunderstand! 不然,看到杨果骑在车恩俊的身上,扒拉着他的双手,而车恩俊哭哭啼啼、委委屈屈地像一个小媳妇一样,还保不准别人会怎么样误解呢！ ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation, everybody took the bill to pound my impoverished family! ≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐,大家拿票票砸寒门吧！≧▽≦）
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