MHCCDC :: Volume #2

#154: My Li Jihao stood finally


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Fu Qingjun looks is incapable of complaining. 付青君看得无力吐槽。 This historical well-known professor is very famous, is a rigorous old pedant, even also mounts many historical programs, the expertise is very profound. 这一位历史知名教授还是很出名的,是一名严谨的老学究,甚至还登上不少历史节目,专业知识很渊博。 But... 可是... The big shot, do not have a bad effect on by these netizens. 大佬,你别被这些网友带坏了。 However this matter indeed is... the coincidence. 不过这事情的确是...巧合。 Somewhat does his oneself to feel, Buddhism was oneself the ahoge hairstyle. 搞得他自己都有些觉得,佛门就是自己的这个呆毛发型了。 They discussed turn over to the discussion, but can not need to pay attention to actually.” “他们讨论归讨论,但倒是可以不用理睬。” He narrowed the eye, looks to another side, Qingshi Town, is the main objective, after all this is current most important, the civilized foreign window.” 他眯了眯眼睛,看向另外一边,“青石镇,才是主要目标,毕竟这才是目前的重中之重,文明对外的窗口。” Fu Qingjun knows that weighs relative importance of these matters. 付青君知道衡量这些事的轻重缓急。 oneself in Duguan Town, although hides the status, but also was the time makes this world contact a next prehistoric the myth, after all, the Christen time existed. 自己渡关镇里虽然藏匿身份,但也是时候让这个世界接触一下史前的神话,毕竟,珈夏时代可是真实存在的。 This star really had the prehistoric, subminiature ant civilization! 这个星球是真的有史前,超小型蚂蚁文明历史! ... ... Qingshi Town. 青石镇。 As an ancestor witch big town, had the pivotal position gradually. 作为一处祖巫大镇,渐渐有了举足轻重的地位。 Just, Qingshi Town also train anchors, once for a while has the passenger here next station. 只不过,青石镇也有一处火车停靠地,时不时有乘客在这里下站。 The townspeoples all cultivated/repaired Buddhism quickly, the speed body feeling ten times. 镇民皆修佛道,速度体感快了十倍。 However, before these slow-acting bystanders, these villagers, must be in pretend slow. 不过,在这些行动迟缓的外人面前,这些村民,要假装迟缓。 At first does not adapt. 起初不适应。 However, cultivates the martial arts along with them, can control the body perfectly, period of adaptation time later, the average person cannot see the unusual condition gradually. 但是,伴随着他们修炼武道,能完美控制身体,渐渐一段适应时间下来,一般人也看不出异状。 At this time, 此时, Under the tree, two villagers play the Chinese chess in the outskirts. 树下中,两位村民在村头下象棋。 Is inconceivable, the immortals of fourth boundary, have this grade of mighty force, what a pity our these Buddha, after the reincarnation , is just a young buddhist priest, is hard to start.” A teaching old man is bitter and astringent. “难以想象,第四境的仙人们,拥有这等伟力,可惜我们这些佛陀,转世之后,也只不过是小沙弥,举步维艰。”一名教书老头苦涩。 This, the world of mortals land, that small cloud fontanel, the rare talent, sweeps away the world, the world major palace doors vibrate, this world had/left such unparalleled evildoer/monstrous talent unexpectedly, could visit the emperor road, finally obtains enlightenment to fly upwards, enters in the heavenly palace.” The fat old person of another big stomach intestinal fat is also playing chess. “这一世,凡间大地,那小小的云天门,有一尊奇才,横扫天下,天下各大仙门震动,这世间竟然出了这么一尊盖世妖孽,或许能踏足帝路,最终得道飞升,进入天宫中。”另外一名大肚腩的胖老人也在下棋。 Their these villagers, the aptitude is mediocre. 他们这些村民,资质平庸。 Even if becomes the big witch, cultivating the first boundary and second boundary is also very difficult. 哪怕是成为了大巫,修炼到第一境、第二境也很艰难。 After all, people who truly have the aptitude has practiced the martial arts, how to curl and shrink, in this remains behind in the village, when old, weak, sick, and disabled? 毕竟,真正有资质的人都已经修炼了武道,怎么会卷缩在这个留守村里,当老弱病残? In 800 ordinary villagers, can have a person who cultivates the third boundary, is good! 八百个普通村民里,能出一个修炼到第三境的人,已经不错了! Therefore, they can only witness the myth time, Heaven's Chosen rises. 于是,他们只能见证一个个神话时代,一尊尊天骄崛起。 In Qingshi Town, as long life species, looks in world change. 在青石镇中,作为长生种,看世间变化。 But, really also has a huge luck. 可是,竟然也有种巨大的幸运。 In years past, Nüwa created human, lived in seclusion in Mt. Nvwa, I once want to pay a visit, actually can not its.” A playing chess old person said. “昔年,女娲造人,隐居在女娲山上,我曾经想去拜见,却不得其门。”一名下棋的老人说道。 Oh, our these mortals, how possibly see that to create ten thousand spirits, remoulds the sages in the world world to exist?” The students said: We are the little darling reincarnation reincarnation, the samsara first world change into the common people.” “唉,我们这些凡人,怎么可能见那等创造万灵,重塑天地世界的圣人存在?”书生说道:“我们还是乖乖转世投胎,轮回一世世化为苍生。” These big Earth Immortal gates, guard against our Buddha to be reincarnated, we were very difficult to do obeisance into.” The old person of playing chess said: ‚ Must inspect the top of the head, has the innate intelligence of previous generation. ” “那些大地仙门,都提防我们佛陀转世,我们很难拜入了。”下棋的老人说道:‘都要检查头顶,是否有前世的宿慧。” Side, since the train station gets out, is throwing over the windproof coat, Li Jihao that passed by secret, hears this fearful and apprehensive. 旁边,从火车站下车,披着风衣,暗中路过的李季豪,听到这一幕胆颤心惊。 These two old people play chess, what strange contents is chatting? 这两位老人下棋,在聊些什么奇怪内容? Pitch-black curly hair that their lies in the forehead, unexpectedly somewhat seems like... 他们一头趴在脑门的乌黑卷发,竟然有些像是... Two Buddha! 两尊佛陀! Especially that fat old person, darling, coordinates the hairstyle, gives him indistinctly a feeling of maitreya buddha. 特别是那个胖老人,憨态可掬,配合发型,隐约给他一种弥勒佛的感觉。 Rivers and lakes deceitful trick, the side door deal of lower currents? Is this two having a dream lunatics? Really has the deity in myth, lives in seclusion plays chess here?” “江湖骗术,下九流的旁门勾当?这是两个做梦的疯子?还是真有神话里的神仙,隐居在这里下棋?” Li Jihao narrowed the eye, observes unceasingly. 李季豪眯了眯眼睛,不断观察。 He before, in Ten Knife Club as vice- master, was injured by mechanical military Taoism of Europe kingdom, goes to Miao Spring Hall to look for white feather doctor, rescued a life. 他之前,在十刀会作为副帮主,被欧地利王国的机械武道家打伤,去了苗春堂寻找白羽医师,才救下了一条命。 But, the sequela is too big. 可是,后遗症太大。 Let his training one month not have slow the god to come, even the urinary bladder explodes, goes to bathroom continually must squat down. 让他修养了一个月都没有缓过神来,甚至膀胱爆裂,连上厕所都要蹲下。 Possibly is two swindlers.” “可能是两个骗子。” In the Li Jihao heart hesitates, the secret opens the mouth said: But, looks at their movements, pours also the somewhat unusual place... as if to restrain intentionally.” 李季豪心中迟疑,暗暗开口说道:“不过,看他们的动作,倒也有些奇特的地方...似乎在故意收敛。” He as a martial arts powerhouse, naturally can look. 他作为一尊武道强者,自然是能看出来的。 However, they said was too odd. 不过,他们说的太离谱了。 This world obviously is the martial arts rivers and lakes, although there is flying up to the eaves and walls ground strongest creature, but does not have the deity. 这个世界明显是武道江湖,虽然有飞檐走壁的地面最强生物,但可是没有神仙的。 Nüwa, the immortal gate, flies upwards, forehead... 女娲,仙门,飞升,天庭... Various immortal laws? 各大仙法? He continues to observe the old person under tree, listening to them to chat... 他继续观察树下的老人,听着他们的聊天... Gradually, whole person non- nature. 渐渐,整个人都不自然。 Obviously is the gossip, actually in the immortal gate pattern of commentary entire world, Heaven's Chosen of which school, subdued what god beast, refine the monster to have what Divine Dragon, the elixir had/left what pill of immortality... 明明是家长里短,却在评论整个天下的仙门格局,哪个门派的天骄,收服了什么神兽,炼妖出了什么神龙,炼药出了什么仙丹... Odd! 离谱! Simply odd!! 简直离谱!! In the past the eldest child man of rivers and lakes, they had to see, chats the rivers and lakes knight-errant, each school walk rivers and lakes, but switches over another appearance at present all of a sudden. 以往江湖的老大爷们,他们不是没有见过,也是聊江湖武侠,各个门派行走江湖,但是眼前一下子就切换成另外一种样子了。 Really has the deity?” Li Jihao has the new continent education military, hearing the whole person is not good. “真有神仙么?”李季豪可是受过新大陆教育的武者,听得整个人都不好了。 Hears not to have, Buddha hundredth grasps principles, buries the hundredth body in the Buddha grave, but that hundredth body, gathering killing intent, was born unexpectedly gradually the spirit wisdom .... The incarnation is Mo Lou.” An old person said. “听说没有,佛祖百世悟道,葬百世躯壳于佛墓,但那百世躯壳,汇聚的杀意,竟然渐渐诞生了灵智....化身为魔罗。”一名老人说道。 Yes, Mo Lou, is heterogeneous kills intent that the common people gather it is said that the evil thought becomes a ghost, never does not refuse stubbornly to extinguish, cruelly harms the common people, the world fears the plague.” “是啊,魔罗,据说是苍生汇聚的驳杂杀意,恶念成精,不老不死不灭,残害苍生,天地恐有大灾。” Sees only the next second, the old people of these two dialogues, the speed of playing chess is getting more and more fast, changes into the remnant shadow. 只见下一秒,这两个对话的老人,下棋的速度越来越快,化为残影。 Mumbling!!” “叽里咕噜!!” Their dialogue sounds were also getting quicker and quicker, changed into the heterogeneous remnant sound. 他们的对话声音也越来越快,化为了驳杂残音。 Li Jihao looks dumbfoundedly. 李季豪看得目瞪口呆。 They blink for a half minute, unexpectedly already under that chess. 他们眨眼半分钟,竟然已经下完了那一盘棋。 The old person stands up, such as the ghosts and demons arrive at his front generally. 老人站起身,如鬼魅一般来到他的面前。 Ten Knife Club, Li Jihao?” An old person, the light opens the mouth said. 十刀会,李季豪?”一名老人,淡淡开口说道。 Li Jihao nods, asked scruple: „Do you know me?” 李季豪点点头,迟疑问道:“你们知道我?” Duguan Town Ten Knife Club, the steamroll a Miao Spring Hall head, captured the words governance of train station, the crest of wave is just abundant, who doesn't know? Li Jihao you are famous, the nearby villagers know.” That potbellied old person, patted the belly to say. 渡关镇十刀会,碾压了苗春堂一头,夺得火车站的话事权,风头正盛,谁人不知?李季豪你可是鼎鼎大名,附近村民都知晓。”那个大腹便便的老人,拍了拍肚皮说道。 You in the past few days, injured the urinary bladder.” “你前些天,伤了膀胱。” An old person hesitated, put out a winged large snake, said with a smile: 一名老人迟疑,拿出了一条长着翅膀的长蛇,笑道: Both of us are ancient big witch Buddha are reincarnated, in this Qingshi Town, you do not inform the bystander to listen, this Winged Snake, can replace the urinary bladder, bestows in you, your my meet.” “我们二人乃是古老的大巫佛陀转世,在这青石镇中,你不要告知外人听,这个羽蛇,可以替代膀胱,赠送于你,你我一场相遇。” ..... “.....” Li Jihao is vacant. 李季豪茫然。 But quick, that old person taught that helped him complete the replace, Li Jihao was thorough. 可是很快,那一位老人就教导帮助他完成了替换,李季豪彻底目瞪口呆。 Didn't oneself need to squat finally the urine? I can stand finally. 自己终于不用蹲着尿了?我终于可以站起来了。 Just, this gadget installs in the body... 只不过,这个玩意儿装在身体里... Has a not being able to say strangeness. 有种说不出的古怪。 He has never seen such scene!! 他又何尝见过这样的光景!! Immediately, this from Ten Knife Club thorough was all of a sudden assured, this is two immortals descends to earth, is the oneself immortal reason plop! 顿时,这一名来自十刀会的一下子彻底笃定了,这是两尊仙人下凡,是自己的仙缘扑通! He kneels down all of a sudden, asked two Buddha, received me for the disciple!” 他一下子跪倒下来,“求两位佛陀,收我为徒!” Two old people look at each other one, flashes through wipes not the obvious smile. 两位老人对视一眼,闪过一抹不可见的微笑。 The Qingshi Town villagers aptitude is mediocre. 青石镇村民资质平庸。 Therefore, they hit to pass by the military idea of town, wanting them also to become a oneself member. 于是,他们就打起了一些路过镇子的武者主意,想要他们也成为自己的一份子。 For Buddhism arrange/cloth teach, tonsures to cross the threshold, is they at present the great aspirations of these loyal followers. 佛门布教,剃度入门,是他们目前这些忠心信徒的宏愿。 As the saying goes: 有道是: Space white Yuejing, 12 building five cities, the Celestial caresses me to withstand/top, the exposure gives the immortal! 天上白月京,十二楼五城,天人抚我顶,揭发授长生! And it is said that above spreads the news, Ten Knife Club each chivalrous person, needs the key attendance, must tonsure to become monk, changes external appearances only to them. 并且据说,上面传来消息,十刀会的各个豪侠,必须要重点照顾,一定要剃度出家,给他们改头换面。 oneself led into such a high level all of a sudden, the Ten Knife Club second in command, must make the great merit. 自己一下子带入了这么一位高层,十刀会的二当家,应当是立下了大功。
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