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#94: Gentleman non- different , good fake in thing

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„Therefore, roughly the situation was this.( Has)? ( Italy )?( Thinks)?( Book)?( Institute)” “所以,大体情况就是这样了。(有)?(意)?(思)?(书)?(院)” Sun Lang sits on the seat of honor, the tiger body shakes, as household head the air/Qi of Overlord overflows: „Makes us welcome Eastern Comrade fragrant to join our big families, everyone applauds welcome.” 孙朗坐在主位上,虎躯一震,身为一家之主的王霸之气四溢开来:“让我们来欢迎东方馨同志加入我们的大家庭,大家鼓掌欢迎。” Zhao Feihuang starts to applaud, Xu Qing luan only young lady only gazes, follows to start to applaud. 赵飞凰啪嗒啪嗒地开始鼓掌,徐青鸾唯大小姐唯首是瞻,也跟着开始鼓掌。 But Zhang Yinluo actually remains unmoved, in fact, she and Eastern fragrant have been at the at daggers drawn hostile condition, from beginning to end, each other is looking angrily at mutually, until this time, publicized the young lady unable to bear finally, pounded on the table to jump: „Waits for! Stop! Why must make her join! How you get the person toward the family/home in carelessly!” 但张银落却不为所动,事实上,她与东方馨一直处于剑拔弩张的敌对状态,从头到尾,彼此都在互相怒视,直到这时,张大小姐终于又忍不住了,拍着桌子跳起来:“等一下！停一停！为什么要让她加入啊！你怎么胡乱往家里领人啊！” Does not wait for Sun Lang to reply, Miss Zhao starts to undermine mystifyingly: „, Whom also did not know saying that must provoke the girl to make the grandson court attendant go home their all collars everywhere......” 不等孙朗回答,赵小姐就开始阴阳怪气地拆台:“诶哟,也不知道谁说,要四处招惹女孩子让孙郎把她们全都领回家呢……” Sun Lang hears word, is pleasantly surprised: „What? Yinluo are you so righteous unexpectedly? You are that type, so long as in my heart has you to marry the wisdom how many women do not matter even...... I am the reaching an agreement woman?” 孙朗闻言,又惊又喜:“什么？银落你居然如此深明大义？难道你是那种只要我心中有你就算娶多少女人都无所谓的智……我是说好女人吗？” Meanwhile, Eastern fragrant studied the Sun Lang appearance to dig the nostril, an appearance of young hooligan: „Discontentedly what do you have to my joining?” 与此同时,东方馨学着孙朗的模样挖了挖鼻孔,一副小流氓的模样:“你对我的加入有什么不满吗？” Zhang Yinluo three by enemy, even if three open mouth will speak, cannot explain things mostly, when does not know, the person in this room composed the alliance front unexpectedly as if by prior agreement, is aiming at her, one side she is anxious and angry, points at Eastern fragrant to place the long spear/gun to shout to shout: „Her her her she brings the thing that type is not concerned about face to go out, don't you fear disgraced?” 张银落三面受敌,就算三张嘴都会说话,多半也分说不过来,不知何时,这间屋子里的人居然不约而同地组成了联盟战线,一起针对着她,她又急又气,指着东方馨放在一边的长枪嚷嚷道:“她她她她带着那种不要脸的东西出门,你就不怕丢人吗？” Sun Lang makes the color: „No, no, do not have the prejudice to come to see this type of thing, you know that the history of this gadget, can trace the organ worship of era, this is the utensil that some copy man organ builds, is symbolizing the primitive multiplication and inheritance instinct, without it, human had exterminated, you cannot live, furthermore, Empire sets up the world by Mother Earth, the worship land, what is Mother Earth symbolizing? Evolves the myriad things, thick virtue to carry, this Earth Empire, can be called as for ‚and 【bi-】 With 【bi-】 With sticking the country of flour gruel’, under this type of political environment, you dares to become the thing that is not concerned about face this gadget unexpectedly, you are the slander reigning dynasty you know!” 孙朗作色道:“非也,非也,你不要带着偏见来看这种东西,你知道吗,这玩意儿的历史,可以追溯到上古时代的器官崇拜,这是仿造男人某种器官所打造的器物,象征着原始的繁衍与传承本能,没有它,人类早就灭绝了,你也生不出来啊,再者,帝国以后土立世,崇拜大地,后土象征着什么？衍化万物,厚德以载,这后土帝国,也可以称作为‘啪啪啪与【哔-】与【哔-】与黏黏糊糊之国’,在这种政治大环境之下,你居然敢将这玩意儿成为不要脸的东西,你这是诽谤国朝你知道吗！” „What slander reigning dynasty is you are right!” “诽谤国朝的是你才对吧！” „We did not discuss the national affairs, chatted the livelihood of the people specially.” Sun Lang takes that spear/gun conveniently, unloaded the spear head, „this type of thing, the named spear head of military rank, civil rank is called the corner/horn mister, I remember that you know this type of thing probably. Do not despise this type of thing, does not know that many lonely young girls tasted the initial taste with it, does not know that many lonely defended the woman in vacant room to obtain the consolation from here alone, does not know that many couples obtained completely with this, does not know that the life winners of many these thousand blades made the assistance with this gadget, compromised various Mrs. Auntie Fang's demand issues......” “那我们不谈国事,专聊民生。”孙朗顺手将那杆枪拿到手中,将枪头卸了下来,“这种东西,军用级别的叫做枪头,民用级别的就叫做角先生,我记得你好像认识这种东西。不要小看这种东西啊,不知有多少寂寞的少女用它尝到了最初的滋味,不知有多少寂寞独守空房的女人从这里得到了慰藉,不知有多少夫妻用这个得到了圆满,不知道有多少该千刀的人生赢家用这玩意儿做辅助,调和了各房姨太太的需求问题……” His sincere say/way: „Thinks to look, different reported and surpasses the superhumans who Yellow Emperor, day governing 30,000 were a cinch among this Sir talent the decisive battle weapon, other men, even that words were iron, can the work how much. The men, the ability is eventually limited, as the saying goes, bothers the cow that dies, without plowing bad place, an outstanding male compatriot wants during the guarantee health satisfies the own lover, uses some special item and instruments, is the understandable matter, therefore this type of thing has value of existence very much- the great thinkers named Xun Zi, had proposed regarding this matter's opinion......” 他语重心长道:“想想看,除了本大爷这种天赋异禀、赶超黄帝、日御三万都不在话下的超人间决战兵器之外,其他的男人,就算那话是铁打的,又能耕耘几何啊。男人嘛,能力终究是有限的,常言道,有累死的牛,没有耕坏的地,一个优秀的男同胞想要在保证身体健康的同时满足自己的爱人,使用一些特殊的道具和器械,也是可以理解的事情,所以这种东西很有存在的价值-曾经有一位叫做荀子的大思想家,就提出过自己对于此事的见解……” „He said that......” Sun Lang gives the thumbs-up to Zhang Yinluo, smiles proudly, „gentleman non- different , good fake in thing.” “他说……”孙朗向张银落竖起了大拇指,傲然一笑,“君子性非异也,善假于物也。” Facts showed that by having facial skin thickness and lower limit degree, four young girls on the scene, even if puts together, is not the Sun Lang opponent, after his such crazy talks saying, on the young girls face blushed in abundance, Zhang Yinluo stamps the feet: „Good! In any case you are a boss, you decide! However do not blame me not to remind you! When the time comes if goes out to carry out the task, when facing enemy, you lift the fire Qilin, I draw out the startled great wild goose sword, then this fellow holds up the weapon that such...... such is not concerned about face suddenly, you did not fear that was ridiculed by the enemy okay! You do not fear disgraced okay!” 事实证明,论起脸皮厚度和下限程度,在场的四位少女就算加在一起,也不是孙朗的对手,经他这么疯言疯语一说,少女们纷纷脸上羞红,张银落跺了跺脚:“好啦！反正你是老板,你说了算！不过别怪我没有提醒你！到时候如果外出执行任务,面对敌人时,你举起火麒麟,我拔出惊鸿剑,然后这家伙突然擎出这么一杆……这么一杆不要脸的兵器,你不怕被敌人嘲笑就这么着吧！你不怕丢人就这么着吧！” Sun Lang gives the thumbs-up, said with a smile frank: „You definitely do not need to be worried about this issue .” 孙朗竖起了大拇指,爽朗地笑道:“你完全不必担心这个问题,真的。” Eastern fragrant thought of anything probably , a face smile, stands side Sun Lang nods again and again: „Un un, should not be worried, should not be worried!” 东方馨像是想到了什么,也一脸笑容,站在孙朗身边连连点头:“嗯嗯嗯,不要担心,不要担心！” „......” Zhang Yinluo is staring Sun Lang and Eastern fragrant, the instinct thought where has is not right. “……”张银落瞪着孙朗和东方馨,本能地觉得有什么地方不对劲。 „Well, did not have the issue.” Sun Lang nods, „, therefore, from now on, Eastern Comrade fragrant was our one, everyone must be together well, what issue but also there is?” “那这样的话,就没有问题了吧。”孙朗点了点头,“所以,从现在开始,东方馨同志就是我们的一员了,大家要好好相处哦,还有什么问题吗？” Zhao Feihuang raised the hand, shouts: „I have the issue! I have the issue!” 赵飞凰举起了手,喊道:“我有问题！我有问题！” She pointed at Zhang Yinluo to call out: „I just with younger sister Yinluo bet match of......” 她指着张银落叫道:“我刚刚与银落妹妹打了个赌赛……” „! Welcome you Eastern Comrade fragrant!” Zhang Yinluo yelled suddenly, she rushed to the front of long spear/gun young girl, gripped girl's hand, sincere say/way, „, although before you, started to me does not distinguish between right and wrong, but I also handled very excessive matter to you, should apologize to you. Now you joined us, we were the whole families, to express my apology, how I asked you to eat meal!?” “啊啊啊啊啊啊！欢迎你啊东方馨同志！”张银落突然大叫起来,她冲到了长枪少女的面前,握住了女孩儿的手,诚恳道,“虽然你之前不分青红皂白对我下手,但我也对你做了很过分的事情,理应向你道歉。现在你加入了我们,那我们就是一家人了,为了表达我的歉意,我请你去吃饭怎么样啊！？” „Good good, I also want to apologize to Elder Sister Yinluo!” Eastern fragrant sweet smiles, then leaning past, is speaking in an infantile tone of voice to say to Zhao Feihuang, „contending that flying phoenix elder sister, you just said what is?” “好啊好啊,我也想向银落姐姐道歉呢！”东方馨甜甜一笑,然后将头偏了过去,对着赵飞凰奶声奶气道,“飞凰姐姐,你刚刚说的赌赛是什么呀？” „! I thought that a matter!” Zhang Yinluo rushed to the Sun Lang front, held on the right hand of Ranger, „do not forget the matter of primary importance! Today this matter most fundamental reason, is we are looking for the new office station! Really is manages the proper business to be important? Therefore then what to do?” “啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！我想起来了,还有一件事情！”张银落又冲到了孙朗的面前,拉住了游侠的右手,“别忘了最重要的事情啊！今天这事最根本的缘由,就是我们在物色新的事务所驻地吧！果然是办正事要紧吧？所以说接下来怎么办呢？” Sun Lang smiles saying: „Eastern Comrade fragrant is righteous, is willing in the building the inherited chrysanthemum...... good, the fishing immortal building that buys contributes, as our office, then cleaned cleanly and again the layout design that restaurant and conducts to repair, matter cannot be delayed, we leave now, inspects on the spot......” 孙朗笑眯眯道:“东方馨同志深明大义,愿意将祖传的菊中楼……好吧,买到的钓仙楼贡献出来,作为我们的办事处,接下来就是将那个酒楼打扫干净、重新规划设计和进行装修了,事不宜迟,我们现在就动身出发,去实地考察一下吧……” Zhang Yinluo looks the happy expression, nods again and again. 张银落面露喜色,连连点头。 Then Sun Lang has turned head, was saying to Zhao Feihuang: „Is the content that therefore , contends what?” 然后孙朗就扭过头去,对着赵飞凰说道:“所以说,赌赛的内容是什么呀？” „Really is, you are always intertwining this detail, does these bored things!” Zhang Yinluo stamps the feet, she looked at the final hope, „slow steward! Sister Xu! Let these bored fellows continue to waste the time here, how do we have a look to fish the immortal building?” “啊啊啊啊啊啊真是的,你们总是在纠结这种细节,干这些无聊的事情！”张银落跺了跺脚,她将目光转向了最后的希望,“徐管家！徐姐姐！让这几个无聊的家伙在这里继续浪费时间吧,我们去看看钓仙楼怎么样？” slow steward looks the embarrassment, however Miss Zhao smilingly then looked, Xu Qing luan standpoint was instantaneously defined: „This...... Miss stretch/open, we said matter that contends.” 徐管家面露难色,然而赵小姐笑眯眯地回头一看,徐青鸾的立场瞬间就明晰了:“这个……张小姐,我们还是说说赌赛的事情吧。” „You...... you......” Zhang Yinluo look all around, suddenly covered the face to pretend crying to clash, „you bullied me! I did not play with you! I did not play with you!” “你们……你们……”张银落环顾四周,突然捂着脸假哭着冲了出去,“你们都欺负我！我不跟你们玩了！我不跟你们玩了！” Several people look at Zhang Yinluo to rush out through the door dumbfoundedly, leave behind one „I to fish the immortal building” to make a getaway. 几个人目瞪口呆地看着张银落夺门而出,留下了一句“我去钓仙楼了”就逃之夭夭。 Sun Lang blinks: „...... Very difficult to imagine her also to have such smelly is not concerned about face.” 孙朗眨了眨眼睛:“……很难想象她也有这么臭不要脸的时候。” Zhao Feihuang smiles saying: „Can listen to the gambling to make?” 赵飞凰笑眯眯道:“要听听赌约吗？” Sun Lang shakes the head: „She must depend now, therefore listened also uselessly, therefore......” 孙朗摇了摇头:“她现在显然要赖,所以听了也没用,所以呢……” Ranger gives the thumbs-up to Miss Zhao: „Tries to find a solution, digging a pit, making her fall a tumble to be ruthless.” 游侠向赵小姐竖起了大拇指:“想个办法,挖个坑,让她跌一跤狠的。” A Zhao Feihuang face understands clearly nods, two people are looking at each other, voiced a series of significance unclear abdomen black smile. 赵飞凰一脸了然地点了点头,两人对视着,发出了一连串意义不明的腹黑笑容。 „Walks, fishes the immortal building to have a look together.” “走吧,一起去钓仙楼看看。” ps1: When the trough......, goes out to travel, the symbol is a not too easy matter...... ps1:哦槽……果然,外出旅游时,码字是件不太容易的事情啊…… ps2: Believes after for a long time, you should know about my clear reputation, Xun Zi has truly spoken this saying, you, must study, sometimes ancestors' wisdom, was above your imagination.( Nod) ps2:相信这么长时间之后,你们应该对我的清誉有所了解了吧,荀子确实是说过这话的,你们啊,还是要多读书,老祖宗们的智慧,有时候超乎你们的想象啊。(点头)
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