This picture was too beautiful, was too subtle. 这画面太美了,太微妙了。 All day did not leave about the king official historians to reveal a bitter melon face. 以至于整日不离君王左右的史官都露出了一张苦瓜脸。 As recording emperor daily life and speech and behavior recording history official, he feels Alexander, because of the matter of today's, he does not know how from the start should write. 作为记载帝王起居与言谈举止的记史官员,他觉得亚历山大,因为今天发生的事情,他压根就不知道该怎么写。 The reigning dynasty sets up the world several hundred years, does not seem to have such undignified matter. 国朝立世数百年,似乎从来就没发生过这么不体面的事情。 „Emperor starts a journey, the feudal officials see off, Shence general about the approach imperial carriage, the shape is extremely only boisterous, nearly waits on admonishment, Shence angrily rebukes......” “皇帝起驾,众臣恭送,唯神策上将趋近銮驾左右,状极聒噪,近侍有规劝者,神策怒斥之……” The official historians wrote down this line of characters with the weasel-hair writing brush small pen difficultly. Look.. Newly. Exempting. Fee. Chapter. Festival. Hundred.. Searching. Look. Book. Monarch. 史官以狼毫小笔非常艰难地写下了这一行字。看.最.新.免.费.章.节.百.度.搜.看.书.君。 Reading Monarch first round ~ 看书君首发~ „Hi your young comrade do not mind others' business, just your majesty said that what is coming, he said me to perform high service through hard work, is the good marshal in country, is the good general of people, before him, does not need to stand on ceremony, what meaning doesn't need to stand on ceremony is with does not need me to translate the translation? Is makes me not work as the bystander oneself.” “嗨呀你这个小同志不要多管闲事嘛,刚刚陛下说什么来着,他说我劳苦功高,是国家的好元帅,是人民的好将军,在他面前,不必拘礼,不必拘礼是什么意思用不用我翻译翻译？是让我别把自己当外人。” Shence general is spurting to a pitiful aide fiercely: „Thinks to look, my my wife's father...... I meant Sir boarded to walk, but can also not allow I dig up the window to speak several words longingly?” 神策上将正在对着一名可怜的侍从猛喷:“想想看,我家岳……我是说大爷上车要走了,还不许我扒着窗口依依不舍地说几句话吗？” After saying, Sun Lang then looks to the imperial carriage, the dirty look of emperor is close: „Your majesty you said right?” 说完之后,孙朗回头看向銮驾,皇帝的臭脸近在咫尺:“陛下你说对吗？” The emperor gave him to come a dignified silence. 皇帝给他来了个威严的沉默。 Sun Lang raised the voice: „Ah, your majesty you do not need to signal with the eyes, the great feudal official has the discretion, the words that should not speak will not say absolutely, after all the enemy is very sly, we must, your majesty you be able rest assured that quietly, the feudal official will certainly be ordered to handle affairs, does not excel, Shiraba Wei's matter, scarlet the matter that practices the flame, or discovery in Tongquetai, the feudal official can wait for the central specific instruction......” 孙朗不由加大了嗓门:“啊呀,陛下你不用使眼色,巨臣有分寸,不该说的话绝对不会说,毕竟敌人很狡猾,我们要悄悄的,陛下你放心,臣一定会奉命行事,绝不擅动,无论是白羽威的事情,还是赤练炎的事情,亦或是铜雀台中的发现,臣都会等中央的具体指示……” The emperor did not speak. 皇帝还是不说话。 The official historians are indecisive, slowly wrote down „Shence to speak the deceased two Sword Saint behind matters on the shorthand board several times, the emperor shape extremely not anti-”. 史官犹豫不决,慢慢地在速记板上写下了“神策数度言说已故两位剑圣身后之事,帝状极不耐”。 Immediately he shivers, hastily this line of characters crossing out. 随即他打了个寒噤,连忙将这一行字给划掉了。 Although is the fact, but cannot write, is not the country important matter, but is the matter of king daily life, major issue of principle front can just one just, but now your majesty is not very obviously happy, writes this thing to come out, doesn't this look to pull out? Does not bring the meaningful glance, is to be ripped the small check check by the emperor. 虽然是事实,但不能这么写,又不是什么家国大事,而是君王起居之事,大是大非面前可以刚一刚,可现在陛下心情显然很不好,写这玩意出来,这不是找抽吗？这么不带眼色,是要被皇帝割掉小勾勾的。 When the official historian intertwines in how to use the subtle and guarded criticism, the emperor look indifferently looked at Sun Lang one: „Do you play very happily? This is you wants?” 就在史官纠结于如何使用春秋笔法的时候,皇帝眼神漠然地看了孙朗一眼:“你玩得很高兴吗？这就是你想要的吗？” Sun Lang said with deep veneration: „Your majesty, hundred officers did not speak reply, but the feudal official was outstanding!” 孙朗肃然道:“回禀陛下,百官不语,而臣独秀！” The emperor said excitedly: „Goes to your son feudal official! Who promised you!” 皇帝勃然道:“去你的儿臣！谁答应你了！” Sun Lang first stares, immediately is pleasantly surprised: „, These words are double meaning!” 孙朗先是一愣,随即又惊又喜:“哇,这句话还是双关的！” The emperor could not repress again: „You dodge to me to! We must return to the palace!” 皇帝再也按捺不住了:“你给我闪到一边去！朕要回宫！” Sun Lang said disappointedly: „Feudal official suggested here was so long, didn't your majesty ask me to go to your family to sit?” 孙朗失望道:“臣在这里暗示了这么久了,陛下也不请我去你家坐坐？” „The disciple of weary! Fast goes!” “惫懒之徒！速去！” „Feudal official will obey your majesty meaning, touches emperor Your Highness Ji with own sincerity and love!” “臣会遵照陛下的意思,用自身的诚意与爱打动帝姬殿下的！” „...... Returns to the palace! Returns to the palace!” “……回宫！回宫！” Sun Lang as if also calculates that a little compels the number, has not pasted too tightly, night/lodge health/guard leads the way, nearly waits on accompanying, the emperor imperial carriage leaves with great speed, carries the person of palanquin to walk steady and quick, public official in these imperial cities had bi the feeling of dog- damn, took care your majesty so many years, today really enlarged ones vision. 孙朗似乎还算有点逼数,没有贴得太紧,宿卫开路,近侍随行,天子銮驾火速离开,抬轿的人走得又稳又快,这些皇城中的公务员都有一种哔了狗的感觉-他妈的,服侍陛下这么多年,今天真是开眼了。 In hundred officers see off, the emperor swaggers away. 在百官恭送中,天子扬长而去。 Sun Lang stands in same place, gazes after the team to leave: „, Walked.” 孙朗站在原地,目送着队伍离开:“啊,走了。” He has turned head, No. 1100 royal courtier platoon becomes dense one piece, maintains total silence is staring him, said no matter how, today the matter of...... is too subtle. 他回过头,百千号朝臣排成黑压压的一片,一语不发地瞪着他,不管怎么说,今天发生的事情……太微妙了。 If there is an audience with the emperor each time is this scene......, such a thinks, as if the belt/bring feeling, at least was dull ineffective, toward discussing several points of pretty scenery. 要是每次上朝都是这种光景……哇,这么一想,似乎蛮带感的,至少枯燥无味、效率低下的朝议多了几分靓丽的风景。 The Sun Lang smile said: „, To prevent some colleagues does not know me, I introduced oneself here, I, had a name to call Jia Ying before, a short time ago just knew the truth from my paternal grandmother mouth, changed the name, now I call Sun Lang, the grandson of worthy progeny, abundant god handsome, my parents wants to make me one probably to the country loyally, to the elder filial handsome man, my goal has completed 2/3, now only wants to ask a father-in-law to come filial......” 孙朗微笑道:“诸位,为了防止有些同僚不认识我,我在这里自我介绍一下,我呢,以前有个名字叫贾瑛,前不久刚刚从我奶奶口中知道了真相,改换了姓名,如今我叫孙朗,孝子贤孙的孙,丰神俊朗的朗,我爹妈大概想让我成为一个对国家忠诚、对长辈孝顺的英俊男子,我的目标已经完成了三分之二,现在只想找个老丈人来孝顺……” He deliberately turns the head the direction that looked at an imperial carriage to vanish: „Pitifully there are many setbacks before success......” 他非常刻意地转头看了一眼銮驾消失的方向:“可惜好事多磨……” The day plan whole body of ministers get angry, the emotion fluctuation in heart thinks extremely splendidly. 天策群臣黑着脸,心中的情感波动想必极其精彩。 Has the young and vigorous young people unable to repress, shouts greatly: „Your highness will not marry your!” 有血气方刚的年轻人按捺不住,大喊道:“殿下不会嫁给你的！” A Sun Lang lion shakes the head, stares saying: „You who?” 孙朗一个狮子摆头,瞪眼道:“你谁啊？” The young people said angrily: „Zhangsun Wuji!” 那年轻人怒气冲冲道:“长孙无忌！” Sun Lang goes forward one step, pinched the wrist/skill, an appearance of hooligan, pulls the corners of the mouth to stare, in bandit bandit gas channel/angrily said: „You must with this little snatch the woman, do you want my Sun Aotian to snatch the woman?” 孙朗上前一步,捏了捏手腕,一副流氓的模样,扯着嘴角瞪着眼,匪里匪气道:“你是要跟本少抢女人吗,你是要我孙傲天抢女人吗？” Sun Aotian? Didn't you call Sun Lang? How to change name? Said, this is the character? 孙傲天？你不是叫孙朗吗？怎么又改名了？还是说,这是字？ The arrogant day...... damn, a character obtains such rampantly, your counter- thief. 啧啧,傲天……他妈的,连个字都取得这么嚣张,你这反贼。 Zhangsun Wuji retroceded subconsciously one step, but the surrounding partners gave him the courage, his expression is stubborn: „I have the family background, moreover your highness is the angel common character, I and other ordinary people do not dare to have the heart of slight blaspheming, we because of the principle of righteousness and ambition gather......” 长孙无忌下意识后退了一步,但周围的伙伴们给了他勇气,他表情倔强:“我已有家世,况且殿下是天仙一般的人物,我等凡夫俗子不敢有丝毫亵渎之心,我们是因大义和志向聚集在一起……” Sun Lang stares saying: „What you said that the father and poem a perfect match, the inborn pair, can turn your to protect to compel the knight to roll silly- compels to gesticulate?” 孙朗瞪眼道:“那你他妈的说什么,老子与诗儿郎才女貌,天生一对,轮得着你这个护逼骑士团的傻-逼指手画脚吗？” „Thick...... vulgar!” “粗……粗鄙！” Zhangsun Wuji handsome aristocratic family, where by spurting person is the Sun Lang opponent, had not looked that arrived revealed attracting each other meaning of gasping in admiration in nearby censors? Just Shence general, by the word usage, by the imposing manner, by the facial expression, by the movement, spurted the person skill to arrive at the reach a high degree of proficiency position in a few words simply. 长孙无忌翩翩世家子,论喷人哪里是孙朗的对手,没看到站在一旁的御史们都露出了惺惺相惜的叹服之意吗？刚刚神策上将三言两语之间,论用词,论气势,论神情,论动作,喷人技能简直到了炉火纯青的境地。 Sun Lang spat a phlegm toward the ground, said proudly: „Isn't thick point good? In any case, you do not have the crooked thoughts to my poem, that is best, otherwise, hmph hmph......” 孙朗又往地上吐了口痰,傲然道:“粗点不好吗？反正,你对我的诗儿没有歪心思,那是最好,否则的话,哼哼哼哼……” Zhangsun Wuji clenches teeth saying: „You think that you can act in a self-serving manner? We are the officials of your highness, will protect her, will die for her, you want to harm her, first bridges over my corpse!” 长孙无忌咬牙道:“你以为你可以为所欲为吗？我们是殿下的臣子,会保护她,会为她而死,你想要伤害她,先跨过我的尸体！” Sun Lang rolls the eyes saying: „, After I married her, naturally can act in a self-serving manner, isn't your the idle talk? In brief, the little friend you listened......” 孙朗翻白眼道:“哇,我娶了她之后当然可以为所欲为了,你这不是废话吗？总之呢,小朋友你听好了……” He observes the situation about, the tone becomes genial, even putting out a hand managed front piece that is in the right Sun Wuji: „Who dares to have what crooked thoughts to my poem, he just wait, I will hit his one time every night, belays with the gunnysack, makes an effort to trample under him, I will do very secret, depending on my martial arts, no one can catch me, who dares to stop me to link him to trample together, looks at what to look, but also wants to go to me? Cracks a joke, I chatted, I will not really do that right, right?” 他环视左右,语气变得和善起来,甚至伸手理了理长孙无忌的衣襟:“谁敢对我的诗儿有什么歪心思,那他就等着吧,我每天晚上都会去打他一次,用麻袋套住,使劲踹他下面,我会做得非常隐秘,凭我的武功,谁都抓不到我,谁敢阻拦我连着他一起踹,看什么看,还想去告我吗？开玩笑啊,我只是说笑而已,我又不会真的这么做,对吧,对吧？” Look.. Newly. Exempting. Fee. Chapter. Festival. Hundred.. Searching. Look. Book. Monarch. 看.最.新.免.费.章.节.百.度.搜.看.书.君。 Reading Monarch first round ~ 看书君首发~ This person absolutely does not have a point to be the martial arts Great Grandmaster demeanor and dignity. 这人完全没有一点身为武学大宗师的风度和尊严。 Those present felt a sudden chill. 在场的人都感觉到了一阵突如其来的恶寒。 No one suspected that Sun Lang words, in fact, in army the grandmaster experts are not quite tasteful, common Great Grandmaster is fastidious about the status, especially has a custom, is called the dead weight, in other words, acts to rank low younger generation martial artist by master's body, if lets slip, being self-possessed status, will not hit again the second time. 没有人怀疑孙朗的话,事实上,军中出来的宗师高手都不太讲究,寻常的大宗师讲究身份,尤其有个规矩,叫做自重,也就是说,以宗师之身向等级较低的晚辈武者出手,如果失手的话,就会自重身份,不会再打第二次。 But fauvism sect Shi Wanquan not this broken custom and psychological burden represented by Sun Lang. 但以孙朗为代表的野兽派宗师完全没有这种破规矩和心理负担。 The grass damn, a time is not good hits the second time, has anything at the worst, happy can also hit separatedly, today hits, tomorrow will hit, to hitting crisply, scatters the lime, pats the black brick, hits the staggering blow, wraps the gunnysack, to be how fun how to come, a time is not successful, daily is staring at you, the sneak attack causes to stumble the intoxication trap to turn, what grandmaster demeanor does not exist, we become a soldier is like this. 草他妈的,一次不行就打第二次,有什么大不了的,高兴了还可以分开打,今天打一顿,明天打一顿,一直到打爽了为止,撒石灰,拍黑砖,打闷棍,套麻袋,怎么好玩怎么来,一次不成功,天天盯着你,偷袭使绊下毒陷阱轮着来,什么宗师风度都是不存在的,我们当兵的都是这样。 ...... This fellow is really is less concerned about face, was more formidabe than before. 啧……这家伙真是越来越不要脸了,比之前更难对付了啊。 Especially Hiroo, hears word shrank the neck subconsciously. 尤其是文宽夫,闻言下意识地缩了缩脖子。 Their after all pattern, overestimated on the lower limit of general, they definitely do not know, in this time Shence general heart feels was somewhat a pity- to deal today toward discussing the matter of possible criticizing, he actually prepared two sets of plans, is planA and planB in legend. 他们毕竟还是图样,还是高估了上将军的下限,他们一定不知道,此时的神策上将心中颇觉有些可惜-为了应对今日朝议可能发生的攻讦之事,他其实准备了两套计划,就是传说中的planA和planB。 also planB is quite wild heroically, is puts in the weapon of mass destruction in the palace, grass your mother wants to have an audience with the emperor directly, eats the seafood entirely. planB比较狂放豪迈一点,就是直接在金殿上投放大规模杀伤性武器,草你妈的还想上朝,统统吃海鲜去吧。 However thinks it over, although the attraction is huge, but gave up, after all taunted the strength is too strong, the lethality was too big, if let in full Korean Wudu the move, that was almost the total graph taunted, after all they not silly-, although could not catch present, but this technique, this style, the big dog guts, big of imperial capital had the skill and guts on this day does this matter, only had a person completely. 不过想来想去,虽然吸引力巨大,但还是作罢了,毕竟嘲讽力太强,杀伤力太大,要是让满朝文武都中了招,那几乎就是全图嘲讽了,毕竟他们又不傻-虽然抓不到现行,但这手法,这风格,这天大的狗胆,帝都之大有本事和胆量干出这事儿的,完全只有一个人。 The murderers are locked immediately, could not deny completely. 凶手会被立刻锁定的,完全抵赖不得。 After all Empire is not America, this matter does not need the evidence completely, said that is you do, is you do, therefore, for the Imperial Court harmony, to plan smooth, Sun Lang has to endure suffering this plan...... postpones, beneficial conditions of timeliness , favorable geographical conditions , and unity and coordination of the people, but must wait. 毕竟帝国又不是美利坚,这事完全不需要证据,说是你干的,就是你干的,所以,为了朝堂的和谐,为了计划的顺利,孙朗不得不忍痛将这计划给……推迟,天时地利人和,还需等待啊。 After threatening, Sun Lang smiles saying: „Ok, your majesty also walked, this matter also announced settles, I also had the matter, this first walked......” 恐吓完毕之后,孙朗笑眯眯道:“好了,陛下也走了,此事也宣告了结,我还有事,这就先走了……” He looks at the people motionless, says with a smile: „Everyone dispersed, goes to work, said that the law does not punish numerous offenders, everyone curls upwards simply together the class, goes to Tongquetai crisply one crisp? The little elder sister does not have, but everyone can contribute a money, drinks a young wine- then your majesty knows, although my Sun Lang the long-separated Imperial Court two years, after returning to the job , can actually integrate the collective rapidly, many good friends......” 他看众人一动不动,笑道:“大家都散了,去上班吧,还是说,法不责众,大家干脆一起翘掉班,去铜雀台爽一爽？小姐姐是没有的,但大家可以去捐一点钱,喝点小酒-然后陛下就会知道,我孙朗虽然阔别朝堂两年,回到工作岗位后却能迅速融入集体,有很多很多的好朋友……” Such remarks, crash-bang, the people disperse instantly as if by prior agreement. 此言一出,哗啦一声,众人不约而同地一哄而散。 Sun Lang smiles, nods to greet with the high-ranking court officials of front and core, immediately swaggers away, regardless of friend or stranger distance, before the imperial ancestral temple, is not the speech place. 孙朗笑了笑,与前排和核心的重臣们点头打了个招呼,随即扬长而去,无论亲疏远近,太庙之前,都不是说话的地方。 Today the matter, is doomed to be tasted by many people repeatedly. 只是今天发生的事情,注定会被很多人反复回味。 In the Saint the imperial carriage returns to the imperial city, before the imperial city gate, waited there for some time the court eunuch to say in a low voice: „In Saint, emperor Your Highness Ji had waited there for some time.” 圣上銮驾返回皇城,宫门之前,等候多时的太监低声道:“圣上,帝姬殿下已经等候多时了。” In the eyes of emperor exudes the quiet cold light however. 皇帝的眼中泛起幽然的冷光。 PS1: Fourth, 3000 characters...... damn, write one again, you will also remember the voting tomorrow! PS1:第四更,三千字……他妈的,再写一更,你们明天也记得投票！