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#88: Intimate friends!

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In unmanned great hall, floated the strange laughter suddenly.(. Has.)?(. intent.)?(. Thinks.)?(. Book.)?(. Institute.) 无人的大堂之中,骤然飘来了诡异的笑声。(.有.)?(.意.)?(.思.)?(.书.)?(.院.) That appalling sound, if must describe...... 那令人毛骨悚然的声音,如果非要形容一下的话…… Un, was the crazy female saw probably Dingding of shota was the same. 嗯,大概是大龄的痴女见到了正太的小丁丁一样。 Sun Lang inclines the head and listens attentively, the sound as if from the kitchen, Ranger sets out, approaches curiously, then hears a girl's voice to think aloud: „Right, is this, in this case, my super weapon wanted perfectly, so long as poured into...... to be a pity this type of size, the quantity was not too many, snort/hum, where that woman did such good thing, after I weapon recast good, must ask her to ask......” 孙朗侧耳倾听,声音似乎来自厨房,游侠起身,好奇地走近,然后听到一个女孩子的声音正在自言自语:“没错,就是这样,这样的话,我的超级兵器就要完美了,只要将这种浆液注入进去……可惜,量不是太多,哼,那个女人到底是从哪里搞到这么棒的东西的,等我将兵器重铸好了之后,一定要找她问一问……” „, Almost forgot, body also moistened, do not waste, I must collect them......” “啊,差点忘了,身上也沾了一些,不要浪费,我得把它们收集起来……” Sun Lang hears bewilderedly, before changing to the gate, looks toward. 孙朗听得莫名奇妙,转到门前,往里面看去。 Then he saw the dream general scene. 然后他就看到了梦幻一般的场景。 In the dim dry and hot kitchen, a beautiful young girl stands by the top, lifted a leg, put on the small feet of white understandin to step in the top, she put on is in this country and this time to be possible be called the short skirt of treason and heresy absolutely, the light skirt suspended blocks from the half thigh, but the that song line was exquisite, the line attractive long leg was wrapped by the personal white fabric, that pure white color, is passing the infinite innocent and indistinct seduction......, moreover carefully looked, on that personal stockings, seems moistening suspiciously certain, already some half coagulations milky white objects, but. The girl is wiping cautiously with the finger the objects of these fans, then wipes in a small bottle. 在昏暗燥热的厨房之中,一位美少女站在灶台旁,抬起了一条腿,穿着白色短靴的小脚踩在了灶台上,她穿着一身在这个国家、这个时代绝对堪称大逆不道的短裙,轻飘飘的裙摆堪堪遮住半截大腿,而那曲线优美、线条诱人的长腿则是被贴身的白色织物所包裹,那纯白的色彩,透着无限的纯情与隐约的诱惑……而且仔细看去,那贴身的长袜上面,似乎沾着某些可疑的、已经有些半凝固的乳白色物体,而女孩儿正在小心翼翼地将这些迷之物体用手指揩去,然后抹进一个小小的瓶中。 How...... you can such dirty! ……哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦你怎么可以这么污啊！ Perhaps is the breath aggravates in the flash, making the girl detect finally out of the door presented the unexpected visitor, in the young girl eyes the cold light flashed, trod on the top right makes an effort fully a tread, leapt backward. 也许是呼吸在一瞬间加重,令女孩儿终于察觉到门外出现了不速之客,少女眼中寒光一闪,踏在灶台上的右足用力一蹬,向后跃出。 She puts out a hand to stroke backward, leans on the long spear/gun near wall to plunge into the palm like the living creature, the rifle stock shakes, the cold glow twinkle, the spear/gun leaves like the dragon! 她伸手向后一拂,倚靠在墙边的长枪如同活物般跳入掌中,枪杆一抖,寒芒闪烁,枪出如龙！ Sun Lang finds this young girl punctures the spear/gun the gesture, the pupil shrinks slightly: „You are...... I hold!” 孙朗瞧见这少女刺枪的起手式,瞳孔微微一缩:“你是……我操！” When seeing the spear head of this long spear/gun, Sun Lang understood all in an instant, understands Zhang Yinluo and Xu Qing luan why two dozens one will also lose, understands why two young girls afraid to say a word are not willing to say to the tactical situation...... 在看到了这柄长枪的枪头时,孙朗刹那间明白了一切,明白了张银落和徐青鸾为什么二打一还会输,明白了两位少女为什么对战况吞吞吐吐不肯多说…… According to «martial Jing Spear/Gun» carries, the world fights the spear/gun, main certificate of division of family property hook spear/gun and double hook spear/gun and ring spear/gun, vegetarian mallet and other types, if according to the spear head classifies, generally can be divided into the sword-shaped spear head, the cone-shape spear head, the spindle-shaped spear head and other types, but the long spear/gun that this miss uses, does not belong obviously any kind, because of......, because...... 据《武经・枪器》所载,天下战枪,主要分单钩枪、双钩枪、环子枪、素木枪等九种,如果按照枪头来分类,大抵可以分为剑形枪头、锥形枪头、梭形枪头等三种,而这位姑娘所用的长枪,显然不属于其中任何一类,因为……因为…… Because of the spear head of this spear/gun, view its shape, obviously...... is a strong big Dingding. 因为这柄枪的枪头,观其形状,显然……是一根铁铸的大丁丁。 Yes, without misreading, absolutely without misreading, absolutely is not the thing that other anything looks like very much, sees not to have, the mushroom-shaped that lance point that sticks out, sees not to have, these strange traces, after one, since the second sexual character grows enjoys a Second Brother many years of man, Sun Lang thought that he has right to speak in this aspect- this spear head truly is a greatly Dingding. 是的,没看错,绝对没看错,也绝对不是其他什么很像的东西,看到没,枪尖那隆起的蘑菇状,看到没,那些奇异的纹路,作为一个自第二性征发育后就赏玩二弟多年的男人,孙朗觉得他在这方面非常具有发言权-这枪头确实就是一根大丁丁。 The wind sound/rumor is swift and fierce, the spear pierces like the dragon, besides the murderous intention that howling of fresh breeze and caresses the face, Sun Lang also felt from psychological pressure, a because in his field of vision, a strong big skirt heads on. 风声凌厉,枪刺如龙,除了劲风的呼啸与扑面的杀机之外,孙朗还感到了一丝来自心理上的压力,因为在他的视野中,一根铁铸的大屌扑面而来。 Is this also...... a spear/gun? 这也……算是枪吗？ Perhaps was responsible for compiling «martial Jing Spear/Gun» that person saw this spear/gun, flies into a rage immediately. 恐怕被负责编撰《武经・枪器篇》的那个人看到了这柄枪,会立刻勃然大怒吧。 martial artist from infancy to maturity, practice martial art to practice breathing exercises, gradually, becomes in the person the dragon, the natural talent, courage and perception, tenacious...... however most importantly, is to the sincerity of martial dao. 武者们从小到大,习武练气,一步一步,成为人中之龙,天资、勇力、悟性、坚韧……然而最重要的,是对武道的诚挚。 Every brandishes the weapon one time, every drives away the sidereal revolution one time, every compares notes the trial one time, each secondary loathsome appearance wrestles...... their sincerity to the martial dao, to the belief of martial arts , to promote them to move toward step by step is stronger, but now, does not know that the profound young girl, the spears/guns of kings of hundred soldier, did cast this shameless appearance unexpectedly? This simply...... this simply...... 每一次挥舞兵器,每一次气走周天,每一次切磋试炼,每一次生死相搏……他们对武道的诚挚,对武学的信仰,一步步地推动着他们走向更强,而现在,有一个不知道天高地厚的少女,竟然将百兵之王的枪,铸成了这种无耻的模样？这简直……这简直…… Had the creativity I to depend simply! 简直太有创意了我靠！ Sun Lang to side one let, put out a hand to press firmly between the fingers the spear's/gun's body, in the eye flashed through a none, shouted greatly: „Hey, this spear/gun is yourself hits?” 孙朗向旁边一让,伸手捏住了枪身,眼中闪过了一道精光,大喊道:“喂,这柄枪是你自己打的吗？” The girl makes an effort to pull out the spear/gun, acts bashful unexpectedly slightly motionless, in the eye flashed through one to be astonished and dread, shouted: „How is?” 那女孩儿用劲抽枪,竟然丝毫拿捏不动,眼中闪过了一丝讶异和忌惮,喊道:“是又怎么样？” The Ranger look shone several points, he put out a hand to shoot that iron Dingding, on the face revealed the joyful color: „...... Is this spear head also you hits?” 游侠的眼神又亮了几分,他伸出手来弹了弹那根铁丁丁,脸上露出了欣喜之色:“……这根枪头也是你打的？” On young girl face one red, but still clenches teeth saying: „How is? What's wrong, thought that this is very laughable? Insulted the martial artist dignity very much? Very absurd? To teach me?” 少女脸上一红,但依然咬牙道:“是又怎么样？怎么,觉得这很可笑吗？很侮辱武者尊严吗？很荒谬吗？想教训我吗？” „Absolutely...... does not have this meaning! This simply is the talent design! Using the human body biology, psychology, the aeromechanics and other principles, gave the enemy by the physics and spiritual double-barreled attack, and can give the opponent by the intense psychological shock, is simply perfect!” Sun Lang vision brilliant, „does miss, you receive the order? Your this provided a new way of thinking to me simply- can call a sword me?” “完全……没有这个意思！这简直是天才般的设计！利用了人体生物学、心理学、空气力学等多种原理,给予敌人以物理与精神上的双重攻击,并且能给对手以强烈的心理震慑,简直完美！”孙朗目光灼灼,“姑娘,你接不接订单？你这简直给我提供了一种新思路-能不能给我打一把剑？” The girl is dumbfounded, in the eye appeared thickly is incredible, she seems like having a dream general, asked: „What? You said that this...... is very good?” 女孩儿目瞪口呆,眼中浮现了浓浓的不可置信,她像是在做梦一般,愣愣问道:“什么？你说这个……很好？” „Cannot good I tell you simply again!” The Sun Lang exciting say/way, „thinks to look, if some people were brandished this gadget to pull out by me, that should be how big mental scar, not only hits ultra crisp, he surely did not have the face to say afterward, thinks to look, a man, was punched by that thing solid, later he went to bed the time, will remember then that? He will recall that by terrifying that iron Dingding controls! He will recall that ratio his words are long much are harder much gadget to hold randomly the feeling of chaotic stamp in body! In this case, his where also being able to get down skirt? Where also hard getting up? Aha hahahaha haha, was good, wanted is this result! Can the men give me not to lift aha hahahaha with the woman freely......” “简直是不能再棒了我跟你讲！”孙朗兴奋道,“想想看,要是有人被我抡着这玩意儿抽一顿,那该是多么大的心灵创伤啊,不仅打起来超爽,他事后肯定更没脸说了,想想看,一个男人,被那玩意结结实实地揍了一顿,以后他上床跟人啪啪啪的时候,是不是会想起当时的那一幕？他会重新回想起被那根铁丁丁支配的恐怖的！他会回想起那一根比他那话长得多硬得多的玩意儿在身上乱捅乱戳的感受的！这样的话,他哪里还下得去屌？哪里还硬的起来？啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,太棒了,要的就是这种结果！能自由自在地跟女人啪啪啪的男人都给我不举吧啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……” reason things out...... the Sun Lang laughing wildly sound with his just vulgar language, any normal female listened, must spit several, to cover the face to walk, the temper irritable most will also begin to hit the person, but, in front of Sun Lang the miss, is one is obviously bold and is glad is the young girl of weapon with iron Dingding, she may not believe covers the mouth, in the eye shone the ray greatly. 讲道理……孙朗的狂笑声与他刚刚的粗鄙之语,任何一个正常的女性听了,都要啐上几口、掩面而走,性子火爆的多半还会动手打人,但是,孙朗面前的这位姑娘,明显是一位勇于且乐于用铁丁丁做武器的少女,她只是不可置信地捂住了嘴,眼中大放光芒。 „Knows......” her to let loose the stock, wants to shake the hand of Sun Lang, „intimate friend!” “知……”她放开枪柄,想要去握孙朗的手,“知音啊！” Sun Lang retroceded with no trace one step, he discovered at this time oneself also bring the gas mask, no wonder just little miss such big response......, therefore he put out a hand to pick the gas mask: „Miss......” 孙朗不着痕迹地后退了一步,他这时才发现自己还带着防毒面具,难怪刚刚小姑娘这么大的反应……于是他伸手将防毒面具摘了下来:“姑娘……” Just said after two characters, he stared in a big way the eye, because the flavor of strong fan greeted the nostrils to come, he then realized, after front young girl some fierce and brutal woman threw the excrement, unexpectedly hasn't changed the clothes not to take a bath? Hey, won't the spirit of this woman have some issue? Or is her brain circuit at variance with the average man? 刚说了两个字之后,他就瞪大了眼睛,因为浓烈的迷之味道扑鼻而来,他这才意识到,面前的少女被某个凶暴的女人扔了屎之后,居然没换衣服也没洗澡？喂,这女人的精神不会有某种问题吧？或者说她的脑回路异于常人？ He said in a muffled voice: „Miss, takes the liberty to ask one, your here...... how?” 他闷声闷气道:“姑娘,冒昧问一句,您这里……怎么了？” On the face of young girl appears immediately the angry color: „Is a chest big does to the persistently unreasonable fierce and brutal woman......” 少女的脸上立刻浮现了愤愤然之色:“是一个胸部大到蛮不讲理的凶暴女人干的……” But immediately, on her face appeared the full of enthusiasm smile, beckons to Sun Lang, looks like wants to be the same the child who the toy share gives the little friend: „This also provided very good inspiration to me! I have thought my super weapon also lacked anything, the white liquid that biochemical bomb that she throws explodes proposed one to awake to me! Therefore I, collected these remaining white materials, finding the way to pour into the spear head of super weapon, and designs the mechanism/organization that can spray outward, when I and my enemy battle is just luxurious, suddenly sprays from the lance point, the pouring she is all over the head and face, you said, what happened!” 但随即,她脸上就浮现了兴致勃勃的笑容,向孙朗招了招手,就像是想要将玩具分享给小伙伴的小孩子一样:“不过这也给我提供了非常非常好的灵感啊！我一直觉得我的超级兵器还缺了点什么,她扔出的那个生化炸弹所爆出来的白色液体给我提了一个醒！所以我啊,将这些残余的白色物质收集了一下,想办法注入超级兵器的枪头之中,并设计一个可以向外喷射的机关,当我与我的敌人交战正酣的时候,突然从枪尖喷射出去,浇得她一头一脸,你说,会发生什么事情啊！” „What your special mother was really a talent......” Sun Lang sucked in cold air, dumbfounded, the countless words gathered a few words, „knew...... the intimate friend!” “你特娘的真是个天才……”孙朗倒抽了一口凉气,目瞪口呆,千言万语汇聚成了一句话,“知……知音啊！” ps1: Groans, your fellows, our strategies! Has a look, last night this simple issue, does not know that made many people expose the own personal information, therefore...... ps1:哼哼哼哼,你们这些家伙,中了吾人的计策了！看看吧,昨晚这个简单的问题,不知道让多少人暴露了自己的个人信息,所以…… ps2: Pū haha hahahaha your single dogs aha hahahaha pū haha hahahaha mother's tears a little could not stop aha...... ps2:噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你们这些单身狗啊哈哈哈哈哈哈噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈妈的眼泪有点止不住了啊啊哈哈哈哈啊……
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