MG :: Volume #1

#84: Plays well!


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Therefore......” “所以说……” Sun Lang looks is standing in his front Zhang Yinluo and Xu Qing luan, two girls lower the head, look at the tip of the toe, a dirty appearance.(. Has.)?(. intent.)?(. Thinks.)?(. Book.)?(. Institute.) 孙朗望着站在他面前的张银落和徐青鸾,两位女孩儿低着头,看着脚尖,一副灰头土脸的模样。(.有.)?(.意.)?(.思.)?(.书.)?(.院.) They seem like very ashamed, if with the tone in elementary school textbook, that is Zhang Yinluo and Xu Qing luan shamefacedly lowers the head, blushes looks like two big apples. 她们看起来非常的羞愧,如果用小学课本里的语气来说,那就是张银落小朋友和徐青鸾小朋友羞愧地低下了头,脸红得像两颗大苹果。 Ranger sighed: Fought?” 游侠叹了口气:“跟人打架了?” Zhang Yinluo nods dingily. 张银落灰溜溜地点了点头。 Sun Lang also sighed: Also lost especially?” 孙朗又叹气:“还特么打输了?” Xu Qing luan will turn one side. 徐青鸾将头扭到了一边。 Spicy chicken, spicy chicken.” Sun Lang sized up several two people appearances up and down, then expects too much is pointing at them, two dozens one, what hit is a woman, you also bring the startled great wild goose sword, unexpectedly lost?” “辣鸡,辣鸡。”孙朗上下打量了几眼两人的模样,然后恨铁不成钢地指着她们,“二打一,打的还是一个娘们,你还带着惊鸿剑,居然打输了?” Zhang Yinluo raised the head, said surprisedly: How you know that we are two dozens one, is the opponent a woman?” 张银落抬起头来,惊奇道:“你怎么知道我们是二打一,对手还是个女人?” Sun Lang shows the whites of the eyes: Regarding your martial arts mean head the stupid stupid girl, this matter is also very difficult to explain clearly with you, but......” 孙朗翻了个白眼:“对于你这种武功低微脑袋又笨的蠢丫头来说,这事很难跟你解释清楚,不过……” Ranger the body leans forward, serious is observing some Zhang Yinluo very prominent spot: What art of making oneself invisible weapon the opposite party used, this I looked actually doesn't come out...... not to have the Tang overlord spear/gun of spear head?” 游侠将身体前倾,一脸严肃地观察着张银落某个非常突出的部位:“对方是用了什么奇门兵器,这我倒是看不太出来……难道是没有枪头的唐家霸王枪?” Where you toward look! She has not hit here!” Zhang Yinluo covers the chest to retrocede, is blushing shouts loudly, but immediately, she as if thinks beforehand the matter, gnash one's teeth said that that insane woman, was really repugnant, unexpectedly took the thing that is not concerned about face toward here stamp, I nearly continuously on the shade......” “你往哪看呢!她又没打中这里!”张银落捂着胸部后退,然后红着脸大声喊道,不过随即,她似乎就想到了之前发生的事情,咬牙切齿道,“那个疯女人,真是太讨厌了,居然一个劲地拿着那不要脸的东西往这里戳,我险些就遮拦不住了……” Ranger scoffs to say with a smile: Therefore , you are the spicy chickens, spicy chicken, if trades to be me to come, a finger can according to falling face down she......” 游侠嗤笑道:“所以说,你们是辣鸡,辣鸡,如果换作我来的话,一个指头就能按趴下她……” You also really had a face say!” Zhang Yinluo shouted to shout, this matter cannot blame us, was not life and death preying, cannot get down the cruel methods, who knows that she put on is not concerned about face, the fighting method was not concerned about face......” “你还真有脸这么说啊!”张银落嚷嚷道,“这事不能怪我们啊,又不是生死搏杀,下不了狠手,谁知道她穿得这么不要脸,打法也那么不要脸……” Xu Qing luan heart has intimately nods, helpless then not only and to has almost hung in her body with emotion, worried that Zhao Feihuang of examination said everywhere: Young lady, does not need to be worried, we are been not as skillful as others by the reason that what wound...... is defeated, is...... is not rather thick-skinned about the square features.” 徐青鸾心有戚戚焉地点了点头,然后既无奈又感动地对几乎已经挂在她身上、担忧地四处查看的赵飞凰说道:“大小姐,不必担心,我们没有受什么伤……败下阵来的原因与其说是技不如人,不如说是……没有对方脸皮厚啊。” On her face also appeared the subtle look: That woman is really...... is really......” 她的脸上也浮现了微妙的神色:“那个女人真是……真是……” What is puts on is not concerned about face, isn't the fighting method concerned about face?” Sun Lang stares saying that you do meet hunting for that ultra can play to be spatial?” “什么叫穿得不要脸,打法也不要脸?”孙朗瞪眼道,“难道你们遇到了超会玩的猎空?” This......” Zhang Yinluo recalled dressing up and weapon that fishes the immortal poster person, the look turns subtly one side, this matter is very difficult to explain clearly with you......” “这个啊……”张银落回想起那位钓仙楼主人的装扮与武器,神色微妙地将头扭到一旁,“这事很难跟你解释清楚……” Sun Lang be relentless ridiculed: „Very difficult to explain clearly, explained that you lose muddleheaded, waste, waste, spicy chicken, spicy chicken......, wait/etc?” 孙朗毫不留情地嘲笑道:“很难解释清楚,就说明你们输得稀里糊涂,废物,废物,辣鸡,辣鸡……咦,等等?” He pulled out sniffing, looks at Zhang Yinluo was conducting the arm the packet, suddenly revealed the color of pleasant surprise: Yo I hold, did you throw the pacific herring canned food?” 他抽了抽鼻子,又看了一眼张银落挎着的小包,突然露出了惊喜之色:“诶哟我操,你扔了鲱鱼罐头?” The Ranger style suddenly changes, from expecting too much despised to turn into move of being a promising young man, he is patting the shoulder of Zhang Yinluo, loud to praise sighed: Good! Good! Good! Glorious defeat!...... You have not lost! Won attractively! Plays well! Splendid showdown! What your special mother is really a talent......” 游侠画风陡然一变,从恨铁不成钢的鄙夷变成了孺子可教的感动,他拍着张银落的肩膀,大声赞叹道:“好!好!好!虽败犹荣!不……你们根本就没有输!赢得漂亮!打得不错!精彩的对决!你特娘的真是个天才……” This matter as if brought back somebody's deeply grieved recollection, saw only slow steward to hit quickly grasping the meaning of something, held Zhao Feihuang to jump directly several steps to side, filled to dread that with is looking at Zhang Yinluo panic-strickenly, seemed like thought of any fearful scene. 这事仿佛勾起了某人的惨痛回忆,只见徐管家打了一个激灵,直接抱着赵飞凰向旁边跳了几步,充满忌惮和惊骇地望着张银落,似乎是想到了什么可怕的场景。 Hey, you are anything respond!” Zhang Yinluo shouts to Xu Qing luan loudly, in the tone filled was aggrieved and angry, a suffering appearance of her a hundred mouths cannot explain it away, then found a straw to grasp probably, pointed at Sun Lang to shout, „...... was not such! I am not that person! This this canned food is his stopper gives me! Right, is he! Is his hard stopper gives me! This is not my mistake! I had a bad effect on by him!” “喂,你这是什么反应啊!”张银落冲着徐青鸾大声喊道,语气中充满了憋屈和愤怒,她一副百口莫辩的委屈模样,然后像是找到了一根救命稻草般,指着孙朗喊道,“不……不是这样的啊!我不是那种人啊!这这这这个罐头是他塞给我的!对,就是他!是他硬塞给我的!这不是我的错!我都是被他带坏的!” Sun Lang sighed: My stopper gives your thing, is the pacific herring canned food, is the one food of place of Western Barbarians bitter cold, opening the can is the food, will not explode that...... you throw, the above blasting explosive, is who ties up?” 孙朗叹了口气:“我塞给你的东西,是鲱鱼罐头,是西夷苦寒之地的一种食品,开罐即食,不会爆炸……你扔出的那个,上面的炸药,是谁绑上去的?” The expression on Zhang Yinluo face instantaneous was stiff, the whole person as if petrified generally, the pea-sized perspiration drop has delimited from her bright and clean forehead, the young girl stutter said: I...... I...... this...... this......” 张银落脸上的表情瞬间僵硬了,整个人仿佛石化了一般,豆大的汗滴从她光洁的额头上划过,少女结结巴巴道:“我……我……这……这……” Unexpectedly makes so wastes food the action, moreover splashes these things to girl's body......” Sun Lang says with a sigh, quite disgusting, people like you.” “居然做出如此浪费食物的举动,而且还将那些东西泼洒到人家女孩子的身上……”孙朗叹息道,“好恶心啊,你这种人。” Miss Zhao at the same time does not know that what happened, but listened to a Sun Lang such saying, pokes head from Xu Qing luan bosom immediately, lifted the small fist to echo saying: Quite disgusting, people like you......” 一边的赵小姐不知道发生了什么事情,但听孙朗这么一说,也立刻从徐青鸾的怀中探出头来,举着小拳头附和道:“好恶心啊,你这种人……” „......!” Zhang Yinluo is deliberately bad stamps the feet saying that is I throws! Is line that I throw! Who makes that woman hit the person! Moreover with that disgusting thing! Let me hit is not, does not hit is not, finally also full mouth talked nonsense, opening mouth to shut up is that anything...... I threw one can of pacific herring canned food in the past, that cannot bear!” “……啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!”张银落自暴自弃地跺脚道,“是我扔的!是我扔的行了吧!谁让那个女人上来就打人!而且还用那么恶心的东西!让我打也不是,不打也不是,最后还满口胡说八道,张嘴闭嘴就是那什么什么的……我扔一罐鲱鱼罐头过去,那也是忍不住啦!” Clever, clever, clever......” Sun Lang puts out a hand, while pawing the head that touches face suffering Zhang Yinluo, throws throws, no, should not be at the worst sad, should not be sad, I will not shut out your, although your short temper, a head muscle, the person is also stupid, but also does not have the feminine qualities, recently learned to throw the excrement toward others head, but I know, you are a good girl......” “乖,乖,乖……”孙朗伸出手来,趁乱摸了摸一脸委屈的张银落的头,“扔就扔呗,没有什么大不了的,别伤心,别难过,我不会嫌弃你的,虽然你脾气暴躁,脑袋一根筋,人又笨,还没有女人味,最近又学会了往别人头上扔屎,但我知道,你是个好女孩儿……” His saying more said that more to the taste, did not respond Zhang Yinluo face that one red, makes an effort to break free from the hand of Sun Lang, shouts greatly: I felt that you are hitting a person when he is down!” 他这话越说越不对味,反应过来的张银落面孔一红,用力将孙朗的手甩开,大喊道:“我感觉你是在落井下石啊!” Stares at......” Zhao Feihuang to stare at Zhang Yinluo unemotionally, envies the envy to hate to discuss broken, gives to be concerned about face, does not know the good and evil, being concerned about face, does not know the good and evil......” “盯……”赵飞凰面无表情地盯着张银落,羡慕嫉妒恨地碎碎念道,“给脸不要脸,不识好歹,给脸不要脸,不识好歹……” Ranger patted clapping: Ok, matter stopped, since others do not want to sell, we do not buy. Moreover, although you were hit by her without reason, but has not actually been injured, was the opposite party is thrown excrement by Zhang on the contrary, in the restaurant also splashed much, cleaning more troublesome...... like this, instead was the opposite party suffers a loss, therefore, we must rich/forgive Renchu, and rich/forgive people, looks another......” 游侠拍了拍手:“好了,事情就到此为止吧,既然人家不想卖,那我们就不买了。而且,虽然你们被她没头没脑地打了一顿,但却也没有受伤,反倒是对方被张某扔了一头的屎,想必酒楼里也溅了不少,打扫起来就更麻烦了……这样算起来,反而是对方吃了亏,所以,我们就得饶人处且饶人,去找另一家吧……” Xu Qing luan thinks that then scene, fought a shiver, the heart had the relative to nod sorrowfully: Good, the opposite party obtains a side that proper has punished...... rather us is wreaks havoc seem like......” 徐青鸾想了想当时的场面,不禁打了个寒战,心有戚戚然地点了点头:“不错,对方已经得到了应有的惩罚了……不如说我们倒像是施暴的一方啊……” Miss Zhao looked at slow steward, after the opposite party smiles the nod, she also on the nod echoes saying: Since Sister Xu and Sun youth said that that this matter has uncovered......” 赵小姐看了一眼徐管家,对方微笑地点头之后,她也就点头附和道:“既然徐姐姐和孙郎都这么说了,那这事就揭过了吧……” „...... It is not good!” “……不行!” Zhang Yinluo that had not made noise shouts suddenly greatly: This matter cannot consider as finished! Smeared her clothes, I compensate! Smeared the shop of her family/home, I also compensate! However she begins to hit the person with no reason at all, this matter's cause is also she! This matter was she made the mistake, two things, how can jumble together! For those right, wrong is wrong! Must ask her to ask for an explanation, talked about clearly the matter!” 一直没有出声的张银落突然大喊道:“这事不能就这么算了!弄脏了她的衣服,我来赔!弄脏了她家的店,我也赔!但是她无缘无故就动手打人,此事的起因也是她!这事是她做错了,两件事情,怎么能混为一谈!对就是对,错就是错!一定要找她讨个说法,把事情讲清楚!” A she awe-inspiring appearance, was saying to Sun Lang: Right! Right! You have also said that the gratitude and grudges are distinct, various report ten points!” 她一副正气凛然的样子,对着孙朗说道:“对吧!对吧!你也说过,恩怨分明,各报十分!” Although is this truth......” the Sun Lang squint said that „, but I thought that you seemed like by others any are been how disgusting with that anything, could not swallow this foul odor, you impulsed to throw the pacific herring canned food let alone for a while, let slow steward and Miss Zhao clearly recognized your true colors, making you feel ashamed and loses face, the prestigious value greatly reduced, two angers about in the same place, turned into more angers, making you obtain just like by Gourdain can evilly the brainwashing general time......” “虽然是这个道理……”孙朗斜眼道,“但我觉得你怎么像是被人家用那啥啥恶心了一番,咽不下这口恶气,更何况你一时冲动扔出了鲱鱼罐头,让徐管家和赵小姐认清了你的真面目,让你觉得羞耻又丢人,声望值大大降低,两种愤怒合在一起,又变成了更多的愤怒,让你得到了宛如被古尔丹邪能洗脑一般的时间……” Therefore you want to retaliate, has a foul odor ruthlessly, is right?” “所以你就想要报复回去,狠狠出一口恶气,对不对?” ps1: Right, recently several touched the reader greatly to this calligraphy and painting several pictures, with my unprofessional vision, draws very much approves, I find the way to make to everyone has a look. ps1:哦,对了,最近有几位大触读者给本书画了几张画,以我这个外行的眼光来看,画得都很赞,我想办法弄给大家看看。 ps2: However, Assiba...... hasn't the illustration function of book dealer gotten online...... must make into the title page? ps2:不过,阿西巴……书客的插图功能还没有上线……难道要弄成封面?
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