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#830: Chapter 822 ye excrement is joyful


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Chapter 822 ye excrement is joyful 第822章吔屎快乐 Compels ignorant. 懵逼。 If the loyal king has what idea in this moment 如果说忠顺王在这一刻有什么想法的话 , Is compels certainly ignorant. ,一定是懵逼。 The martial arts of Su Qin and old servant was very high, the moment that even if did not allow to send in this, still kept off most rupturing liquid u by the palm wind and fist astral 苏秦与老仆的武功很高,即使是在这间不容发的一刻,依然以掌风与拳罡挡下了大部分的爆裂液体u But also a not to have small part splashed in body of loyal king the young prince was then ignorant 但还冇一小部分濺在了忠顺王的身上然后小王爷就懵了 He as if lost the i / l soul in this flash, turned into a dull silly puppet, in the brain a blank, does not know that who he is, where does not know him, does not know that he must make anything. 他在这一刹那似乎失去了i/l魂,变成了一个呆呆傻傻的木偶,大脑里一片空白,不知道他是谁,不知道他在哪儿,不知道他要做什么。 Whatever he people manipulates, the anxious sound is very remote, as if from the horizon, he can feel the old servant to enter the real air/Qi of his within the body, can feel some people toward his mouth stopper compounded drug, 他任由众人摆弄,焦急的声音很遥远,仿佛来自天边,他能感受到老仆输进他体内的真气,能够感觉到有人往他嘴里塞丹药, Some people loudly and asked anxiously he felt how...... they are the palace feared certainly the liquid bud is poisonous. 有人在大声而焦急地问他感觉怎么样……他们一定是宮怕液体屮有毒。 But the young prince knows, the gadget that explodes, does not have the poison. 可小王爷知道,那爆出来的玩意儿,是没有毒的。 His body is very normal, without feeling pain, the consciousness is also very clear, all are very of normal, no sign poison, except that...... 他的身体很正常,没有感觉到疼痛,意识也很清晰,一切都很正常,没有任何中毒的迹象,除了…… Smelly. 臭。 Very smelly. 很臭。 Very smelly. 非常臭。 The screw explodes smelly. 螺旋爆炸臭。 The smell of earth-shattering. 天崩地裂的臭。 If the stink has the color, he certainly is the excrement yellow. 如果说臭味是有颜色的,那他一定是屎黄色的。 If the nether world has the flavor, that certainly is now this flavor. 如果是阴曹地府是有味道的,那一定是现在这股味道。 It looks like the spitting breath from hell 就像是来自地狱的吐息 The Buddhists said, the hell has the hell, bamboo bed mat four calls to boil the excrement hell, the young prince was I assigned/life by me in the past not by day dragon arrogant expert, but he comprehends 3 now 佛家说,地府有十八层地狱,笫四层叫沸屎地狱,小王爷过去是我命由我不由天的龙傲强者,但如今他开悟了三 The hell is to exist...... present, boils the appearance of excrement hell. 地狱是存在的……眼前的一幕,就是沸屎地狱的样子。 He was about to suffocate. 他快窒息了。 Then he looked like Ma Jingtao to open the mouth generally, revealed distortion expression that lived no nj love, his mouth opened very greatly, the infinite emotion is vibrating his vocal cord, will soon send out the desperate angry wailing. 然后他像马景涛一般张大了嘴巴,露出了生无nj恋的扭曲表情,他的嘴巴张得很大,无穷的情感震动着他的声带,即将发出绝望愤怒的尖啸。 Ah un un un un un un un un!” “啊啊啊啊嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯!” The young prince's scream was stopped up, because sings joyfully in a loud voice in him instantly, two powerful big hands covered the mouth of loyal king as if by prior agreement. 小王爷的尖叫被堵住了,因为在他引吭高歌的刹那,两只强有力的大手不约而同地捂住了忠顺王的嘴巴。 Was Su Qin and old servant, two loyal and devoted helping, in their hands also remain just wickedness of the world prevented to explode to splash, brutally covered. 是苏秦和老仆,两位忠心耿耿的臂助,他们的手上还残留着刚刚阻止爆炸而溅上去的此世之恶,就这么无情地捂了上去。 The unskilled laborer master looks like the little miss who forces l4 to explode to be been same 小工爷就像是被强制l4爆的小姑娘一样 , Made the sound of sobbing, he is struggling fiercely, is showing the whites of the eyes, is twisting the physique, looks like on onshore jumps randomly the to stumble salt fish. ,发出了哽咽的声音,他剧烈地挣扎着,翻着白眼,扭曲着身姿,就像是在岸上乱蹦跶的咸鱼。 Su Qin this play essence still drank in face anxious low, he certainly was intentionally: Prince! Small does not endure the chaotic big stratagem! Cannot make noise! Cannot make noise!” 苏秦这戏精还在一脸焦急的低喝,他一定是故意的:“王爷!小不忍则乱大谋!不能出声!不能出声!” The voice of old servant also had a fluctuation, this old man is narrowing the eye, as if huge matter unable to make him change countenance, but today, he seems to be sighing: This is...... the excrement?” 老仆的声音也有了一丝波动,这个老头是在眯着眼睛、似乎天大的事情都不能让他动容,可今天,他似乎在叹息:“这个……是屎吗?” Struggling of loyal labor was fiercer. 忠顺工的挣扎更加剧烈了。 As the day dye paper noble descent, really dragon the descendants, he have most elite's imperial education, he has possibly killed people, possibly has seen the blood, possibly witnesses the average man not unimaginable dark and brutality, this imperial juniors as a class that must learn...... during training that but obviously, he has, absolutely does not have all these that today experiences, even if the craziest emperor masters does not dare to formulate such training juice to delimit. 作为天潢贵胄、真龙子孙,他接受最精英的皇家教育,他可能杀过人,可能见过血,可能亲眼目睹常人所无法想象的黑暗与残酷,这都是身为皇家子弟所必须学到的一课……但显然,他所受的训练之中,绝对没有今天所经历的这一切,哪怕是最疯狂的帝师都不敢制定这样的训练汁划。 Yes, who without not to have dares to soak the young imperial princes in the excrement 是的,没冇谁敢将年轻的皇子们泡在屎 In trains their bearing capacities. 里锻炼他们的承受能力。 Un, later, possibly, perhaps, as if,...... will have probably. 哦,嗯,以后,可能,也许,似乎,大概……会有。 During Su Qin also falling person thought deeply. 苏秦也陷人了深思之中。 His situation is different from the mortal, although this flavor very taste, although this scene is a little truly disgusting, but also being insufficient makes him fly into a rage and have a big shock, can shield the sense of smell in any case, overcomes slightly psychologically ill slightly to owe on good...... this point is not anything. 他的情况不同于凡人,虽然这味道很味儿,虽然这场面确实有点恶心,但还不至于让他暴跳如雷、大惊失色,反正可以屏蔽一下嗅觉,稍微克服一下心理上的不适就好了……这一点小亏不算什么。 More importantly, this matter means anything. 重要的是,这事儿意味着什么。 Until now, Su Qincai understood the Sun Lang sinister intention suddenly. 直到现在,苏秦才恍然明白孙朗的险恶用心。 Sun Lang attempts to pervert in the gold medal, this without a doubt, but looking back now, that hidden the sword air/Qi in gold medal together is not used to locate, but is used to maintain gold medal's shape. 孙朗在金牌里做了手脚,这毋庸置疑,但现在看来,那一道隐藏在金牌之中的剑气并不是用来定位的,而是用来维持金牌本身的形态的。 In other words. Once this sword air/Qi wears down, that will maintain the frail balance of gold medal to be broken, will only need to be small 也就是说.一旦这道剑气消磨,那维系金牌的脆弱平衡就会被打破,只需要一点小 Small promotion, will have the irreversible collapse, blasted out...... him to plan thoroughly clearly all these like just such. 小的推动,就会发生不可逆转的崩坏,就像刚刚那样彻底炸开……他将这一切都算计得清清楚楚。 No, incessantly is this. 不,不止是这样的。 That sword air/Qi definitely also has the function of localization, if the sword air/Qi had not been worn down, it to Sun Lang will report position that oneself are, if the sword air/Qi were worn down, will inspire the virulent mechanism/organization in gold medal, is a crazed double insurance, real his mother has the Sun Lang style. 那道剑气肯定也有定位的功能,如果剑气没有被消磨,它就会向孙朗报告自己所在的位置,如果剑气被消磨了,就会引动金牌里的恶毒机关,又是一个丧心病狂的双保险,真他妈有孙朗的风格。 Expression some of Su Qin were unattractive. 苏秦的表情有些不好看。 This using up all the tricks loses a move of feeling, will trade to be everybody is not feeling well. 这种机关算尽又输一招的感觉,换做谁都会不爽。 At this time, the loyal king is struggling fiercely, the hand and foot danced, then signaled with the eyes crazily, his big eye wave light was clear, this king not loudly yelled you damn to let loose quickly the hope feeling. 这个时候,忠顺王更加剧烈地挣扎着,手足舞蹈,然后狂使眼色,他的大眼睛波光粼粼,一副“本王不会大声叫喊你们他妈的快放开”的祈求感。 Su Qin Helao servant looked at each other one, simultaneous/uniform Qiche the hand, then retroceded as if by prior agreement one step. 苏秦和老仆对视了一眼,齐齐撤手,然后不约而同地后退了一步。 Feared that was hit 怕被打 However they considered thoroughly, the young prince simply has not hit the strength of person, he still an appearance of dull tears, compels extremely ignorant, he is retching, coughing, is holding one's nose, slow started to speak some little time, in the sound brings the incredible weeping voice. 不过他们多虑了,小王爷根本没有打人的力气了,他依然一副呆涕的模样,极其的懵逼,他干呕着,咳嗽着,捏着鼻子,缓了好一会儿才开始说话,声音中带着不可置信的哭腔。 He...... he...... he......” loyal king beats the breast and stamps the feet saying that he simply is the big degenerates in army! He has been the marshal! How he can like this!” “他……他……他……”忠顺王捶胸顿足道,“他简直是军中的大败类啊!他好歹做过元帅啊!他怎么能这样啊!” Su Qin Helao servants somewhat were awkward, the old servant supported by the arm: Prince you first......” 苏秦和老仆都有些尴尬,老仆上去搀扶:“王爷您先……” „Are you also stare doing! This flavor very nice-smelling!?” Experienced attacked in this way, loyal king even scolding Sun Lang and put the aggressive statement to forget, the trembling skull lofty say/way, „ you thought the means scattering this flavor quickly! Your palm wind fist astral, your Emperor Weapon different techniques, to this Wang Yong on “你们还愣着干什么啊!这种味道很好闻吗!?”经历了如斯打击,忠顺王甚至连骂孙朗和放狠话都忘了,颤顱巍巍道,“你们快想办法把这味道给驱散啊!你们的掌风拳罡,你们的帝兵异术,全都给本王用上啊 Said has no interest, the listener intends, two people looks suddenly 说者无心,听者有意,两人的眼神猛然 Changes! 一变! „It is not good!” “不好!” The old servant whistling two palms, Su Qin summoned the wind of the world, the air wave tumbled at once, in the violent wind direction spun, formed the impossible big suction, slowly escape breath of S hell: Compresses to the middle newly! 老仆呼呼两掌,苏秦召唤天地之风,一时之间气浪翻滚,猛烈的风向内旋飞,形成了叵大的吸力,将慢慢逸散的地狱之息s:新向中间压缩! „...... I!” That explosive flavor was also strong time, the loyal king felt a deeper life, he almost turned the supercilious look, exclaimed, „your was hoodwinked the heart by the excrement!?” “……我他妈的!”那劲爆的味道又浓烈了倍,忠顺王感受到了更深一层的人生,他几乎翻起了白眼,噺吼道,“你们这是被屎蒙了心了吗!?” „The prince sees startled!” Su Qin meet the air wave is shouting, this smell, if flutters, Jia Ying can take advantage of opportunity to look! This is his schemes and tricks!” “王爷见惊!”苏秦迎着气浪喊道,“这气味要是飘出去,贾瑛就能顺势找过来了!这是他的阴谋诡计!” The loyal king angrily roars sad and shrill, he thinks finally should get angry: Makes him come! |: Eight lambs! The shame of Tianyuan! My his mother must be drown to death him in the latrine!” 忠顺王凄厉地怒吼,他终于想起来自己应该发怒:“让他来!丨:八羔子!天元之耻!我他妈要把他淹死在茅厕里!” Damn! If Sun Lang really pursued, let alone was you, the father must be pressed dead in the latrine pit! Mother, 他妈的!孙朗要是真的追过来了,别说是你了,老子也要被按死在茅坑里!娘的, How the Sun Lang this little Bie bastard had this type + the good hobby! 孙朗这小鳖崽子怎么有了这种+良爱好了! ? ? Su Qin Jixu summoned the breeze rolling up and pushing along air, gathers the ozone that dissipated, at once, seeing only the fishy smell wind was billowing, malignant influences gathering, with Namibian filthy altar. 苏秦继续召唤微风卷动空气,将那逸散开来的臭气重新聚拢,一时之间,只见腥风滚滚、煞气汇聚,就跟纳垢的祭坛似的。 The old servant is draws the loyal king: Prince, here is unsafe, we should shift immediately, go to the spare safe house! Comes the person! Looks for several bed cotton-wadded quilts, the water used moistens, puts on to the labor master!” 老仆则是去拉忠顺王:“王爷,这里已经不安全了,我们应该马上转移,去备用的藏身处!来人!去找几床棉被,用水打湿,给工爷披上!” The loyal labor is pampered since childhood, since birth the riches and honor imperial juniors, naturally has the cleanliness/mysophobia, today is stuck one by this world wickedly, had almost arrived at the brink of collapse, now one hear is the whole body trembles, the resistance said: „ It is not good! It is not good! This king must change the clothes now! I must take a bath! I must take a bath 忠顺工身为娇生惯养、生来富贵的皇家子弟,自然是有洁癖的,今天被此世之恶糊了一身,几乎已经到了崩溃的边缘,如今一听更是浑身发抖,抗拒道:“不行!不行!本王现在就要换衣服!我要洗澡!我要洗澡 The critical moment, who manages him? The moment time, several bed wet cotton-wadded quilts covered in loyal king body, obstructed solid his body smell. 紧急关头,谁来理他?片刻功夫,几床湿漉漉的棉被就捂在了忠顺王身上,将他身上的气味遮得严严实实。 But this is the not to have price, the gorgeous clothes robe was been rapid by the water 但这是冇代价的,华美的衣袍被水迅速 Gets wet, this also means that sends to be wicked in young prince body the world is blending with him, that creamy feeling spreads the whole body, the pitiful small prince whole body trembles, he called out howlingly: You killed me simply!” 沾湿,这也意味着派在小王爷身上的此世之恶正在与他交融,那种滑腻腻的感觉遍及全身,可怜的小王爷浑身发抖,他嚎叫道:“你们干脆杀了我吧!” The old servant shoulders the loyal king to/past shoulder on, said lightly: „The t. master chatted...... we to leave, please do not speak loudly, attracted the enemy carefully.” 老仆将忠顺王往肩上一扛,淡淡道:“t.爷说笑了……我们要离开了,请不要大声说话,小心将敌人引来。” Just although that biochemical attack made is in chaotic situation, but itself had no physical lethality, on the scene besides the young prince, other was the well-trained elites, had certain resistivity to this type of terrifying aura, ordered, they shifted quickly. 刚刚那生化袭击虽然闹得鸡飞狗跳,但本身却没有什么物理杀伤力,在场的除了小王爷之外,其他的都是训练有素的精英,对这种恐怖气息还是有一定的抵抗力的,一声令下,他们转移得很快。 The honored people in Jinling, are the security problem that first considers, a crafty person has several ways out, several top-secret safe houses needless saying that retreat the route that and shifts to have ten several, the front has the vanguard to lead the way, behind has the guard to bring up the rear, the strength child of most elite is surrounding and protecting the cotton-wadded quilt young prince, flushes away toward another safe house 贵人在金陵,最先考虑的就是安全问题,狡兔三窟,数个绝密的藏身处自不必说,撤退和转移的路线就有十数条,前方有先锋开路,后面有后卫殿后,最精英的力童拱卫着棉被小王爷,一路向着另一个藏身处冲去 The young prince seemed like accepted fate, he lay down in the cotton-wadded quilt, 小王爷似乎是认命了,他躺在棉被中, Raises head to look at the day, the corner of the eye has drop of son tears, he is thinking why the matter will turn into this, Jia Ying so will be why virulent, has been in the upper hand obviously greatly, unexpectedly also encountered today's this great shame...... 仰头看着天,眼角有一滴男儿泪,他在想事情为什么会变成这样,贾瑛为什么会这么恶毒,明明已经大占上风,居然还遭遇了今天这种奇耻大辱…… Hateful Jia Qi, the grief and indignation in his heart is speechless, this shameless thief tarnished the glory of Tianyuan hero, damn has this person also been Marshal Empire unexpectedly? Can make the world laugh aloud simply! 可恶的贾琪,他心中的悲愤无以言表,这个无耻的贼玷污了天元英雄的荣耀,他妈的这种人居然还做过帝国元帅?简直能让世人笑掉大牙啊! Then, he heard the hoofbeat. 然后,他听到了马蹄声。 The distant place has a flame to flash through. 远处有一道火光闪过。 Su Qin said in a low voice: „ Alert, pays attention, the vanguard looks at......, ’ 苏秦低声道:“戒备,留神,前锋去看一下……,’ Unskilled laborer master gnash one's teeth said: Is Jia Qipai comes out to search for our running dogs?” 小工爷咬牙切齿道:“是贾琪派出来搜寻我们的走狗吗?” Su Qin Youyu said: Does not seem like, looks route that they act, does not seem like searching, but probably is blatantly seeking publicity, moreover by Rong Guofu's manpower, organization large-scale entire City Reconnaissance troops......” 苏秦犹豫道:“好像不是,看着他们行动的路线,不像是在搜寻,而像是在招摇过市,而且以荣国府的人手,也组织不起大规模的全城搜索队……” But the next quarter, their questions obtained the ears of answer 3 loyal kings to move, he heard the shouting out sound that 3 that side heard faintly 但下一刻,他们的疑问就得到了答案三忠顺王的耳朵一动,他听到了那边隐隐传来的呼喝声三 In the night wind, under the flame, that team from the distant place street is free, but the troops are shouting the worker's chant resoundingly. 夜风中,火光下,那一队从远处街道招摇而过的人马响亮地喊着号子。 One, two, three are walking! " “一,二,三走着!" Shouting with one voice, spreads in the silent night is very very far. 异口同声的大喊,在寂静的夜中传出很远很远。 Excrement! ” 屎!” ps1: First, 3000 characters. ps1:第一更,三千字。
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