„Name?” “姓名？” „Zhang Yinluo.( Has?( intent?( Thinks?( Book?( Institute” “张银落。(有?(意?(思?(书?(院” „Sex?” “性别？” „......” Young girl looked at Sun Lang one unemotionally, „are you finding fault?” “……”少女面无表情地看了孙朗一眼,“你在找茬吗？” Sun Lang snort/hum: „You understand an egg, what is the Ranger most important accomplishment? Is the rigorous exploration spirit, is the bold doubt spirit, in the investigation, we must come up with the boldest hypothesis, conducts the most rigorous proof, sometimes, your eye can deceive you, sometimes, what you see is not the truth......” 孙朗哼了一声:“你懂个卵子,游侠最重要的素养是什么？是严谨的探索精神,是大胆的怀疑精神,在破案的时候,我们要做最大胆的假设,进行最严谨的求证,有时候,你的眼睛会欺骗你,有时候,你所见到的并不是真相……” Zhang Yinluo almost blurted out „the old lady such big chest is false” this aggressive imposing words, but acting with constraint of young girl made her restrain this impulsion, said ill-humoredly: „Female.” 张银落差点脱口而出“老娘这么大的胸难道是假的吗”这种霸气凛然的话,但少女的矜持还是让她克制住了这一冲动,没好气道:“女。” Ranger took a look at her earnestly: „...... Did you determine?” 游侠认真地打量了一下她:“……你确定？” Zhang Yinluo could not bear again, pounds on heavenshaking the table makes a sound, roared loudly: „You are really finding fault right!” 张银落再也忍不住了,将桌子拍得震天响,大声咆哮道:“你果然是在找茬没错吧！” „Mistake.” The Sun Lang sincere say/way, „my is on giving you...... the face as the Ranger first class can put on make-up, the figure can control the diet, the chest front can a stopper thing, the sound be able to twist, woman who you see, perhaps is not the woman, truth that just like you see, perhaps is not the truth. As Ranger, must have the doubt spirit, boldly conducts the suspicion, to suppose and infer......” “错错错。”孙朗正色道,“我这是在给你上作为游侠的第一堂课……脸可以化妆,身形可以控制饮食,胸前可以塞点东西,声音可以扭曲,你所看到的女人,说不定不是女人,正如你所看到的真相,说不定不是真相。作为一名游侠,要具有怀疑精神,大胆地进行怀疑、假设和推断……” After he talked nonsense, does not wait for Zhang Yinluo to deliberately consider carefully, is pointing at the girl, said loudly: „That I ask you now, if some people suspected that you are not a woman, how you should do?” 他胡说八道了一番之后,不等张银落仔细寻思,就指着女孩儿,大声道:“那现在我问你,如果有人怀疑你不是女人,你该怎么做？” Zhang Yinluo sneers saying: „I will punch him solid at the scene.” 张银落冷笑道:“我会把他结结实实地当场揍一顿。” „You are so violent, will be more solid others' suspicion.” Sun Lang said with a sigh, „, if then situation does request you to prove the own female status immediately?” “你这么暴力,会更加坐实别人的猜想的。”孙朗叹息道,“如果当时的情境要求你立刻证明自己的女性身份呢？” The girl squint is looking at him: „I feel besides you, no one meets the mental illness to discuss this issue......” 女孩儿斜眼望着他:“我觉得除了你之外,没有人会神经病到去讨论这个问题……” „Said, this is you as the Ranger first class, this class topic, how proved the fellow who seems like the girl truly is a girl.” Sun Lang turns upwards one leg on the other, the careless say/way, „Zhang Yinluo, you did not say that can follow Teacher Sun to study some advanced postures? You replied this issue.” “都说了,这是你作为游侠的第一堂课,这堂课的课题,就是如何证明一个看起来是女孩子的家伙确实是女孩子。”孙朗翘起二郎腿,吊儿郎当道,“张银落小朋友,你不是说要跟着孙老师学习一些先进的姿势吗？你来回答一下这个问题吧。” Zhang Yinluo first seriously pondered, why does not know, the face became flushed suddenly, gets angry: „You are pure with me seek happily! When carries out the task where proves this matter usefully!” 张银落先是认真思考了一下,然后不知为何,面孔就骤然涨红了,怒道:“你只是单纯拿我寻开心吧！执行任务时哪里用得上证明这种事情！” „Clam?” Sun Lang dug the nostril, „supposition, you capture a fleeing criminal, traces following the clue, discovered person who seems like the suspect. The face of opposite party seems like with the fleeing criminal has 78 phase splitting shapes, may actually be the female to dress up, you through observe his behavior movement in secret, observes the makeup on his face to accommodate, in the heart has most likely (80%) assurances, that is you fleeing criminal who wants to look, he was dressed as a man.” “蛤？”孙朗挖了挖鼻孔,“假设,你追捕一个逃犯,顺着线索一路追查,发现了一个很像是嫌犯的人。对方的面孔看起来与逃犯有七八分相像,可却做女子打扮,你通过暗中观察他的行为动作,观察他脸上的妆容,心中已经有了八成的把握,那就是你想要找的逃犯,他是女扮男装了。” ” But his dressing up is impeccable, seeming like a miserable woman. By him who you intercept, called for help loudly, said that you were the slave trader and so on, the residents of behaving righteously encircled, must protect that woman, you said that he was a fleeing criminal, said that he was a man, actually no one believes that then the issue came, the time press, the next second, you will perhaps be surrounded by everyone, the opposite party while will escape randomly, you must with the quickest speed show that he was a man, how should you do? ” ”但他的装扮无可挑剔,看起来就是一个楚楚可怜的女人。被你拦截住的他,大声地呼救,说你是人贩子之类的,见义勇为的市民们围了上来,要保护那个弱女子,你解释说他是逃犯,说他是男人,却没有人相信,那么问题就来了,时间紧迫,也许下一秒钟,你就会被大家围住,对方就会趁乱逃掉,你要用最快的速度证明他是男人,你应该怎么做？” Zhang Yinluo has not expected this goods really to pull a decent situation unexpectedly, is startled. 张银落没料到这货居然真能扯出一种像模像样的情况,不由一怔。 Sun Lang nods: „ Un, according to the crude law enforcement custom of your strip family background, and instinct of violence, definitely wants to pull down the pants of opposite party directly or rips open his chest front the clothes. Then the issue came, if he is really the man, as you of young girl while taking off the opposite party pants will see big of opposite party naturally 【bi-】 孙朗点了点头:“嗯,按照你这条子出身的粗暴执法习惯,以及暴力的天性,肯定想直接扒下对方的裤子或者撕开他胸前的衣服吧。那么问题来了,如果他真是男人的话,身为少女的你在脱下对方裤子的同时会理所当然地看到对方的大【哔-】,诶哟,真看不出来啊,你居然是这种女色狼……” Zhang Yinluo has not manifested suddenly with enough time, Sun Lang also said: „Moreover, although you most likely (80%) assurances, the opposite party is a suspect, but if? If by some chance that is only one is long with the female who the criminal looks like very much, under your big crowd of people rips open others clothes, is this regarding a woman, how big injury? You for advantage of the, destroyed a fame and integrity of woman unexpectedly forcefully, the waste, the waste......” 张银落还没来得及发作,孙朗又道:“而且,你虽然有八成的把握,对方就是嫌疑人,但万一呢？万一那只是一位长得与罪犯很像的女子,你大庭广众之下撕开人家的衣服,这对于一个女人来说,是多么大的伤害？你为了一己之利,竟然硬生生地毁了一个女人的名节,人渣,人渣啊……” „......” Zhang Yinluo shows the whites of the eyes, the cold sound said, „what means do that you have to show?” “……”张银落翻了个白眼,冷声道,“那你有什么办法来证明？” „Means? The means were many.” Sun Lang said without hesitation, „first, making the opposite party lie low, bundles on the table or the bed, then feeds some type to have the partial organ to change the magic medicament of great technique effect, then has a look to have what very mysterious magic phenomenon to happen.” “办法？办法多了去了。”孙朗不假思索道,“第一,让对方平躺,捆在桌子上或者床上,然后喂上某种具有局部器官变巨术效果的魔法药剂,然后看看有没有什么非常神奇的魔法现象发生。” „Second, looks for several tall, a man of coarse meat to come, frightens the opposite party, said that must make this group of genial big brothers play the mysterious game with the opposite party together, looks at opposite party's performance is panic-stricken is extremely panic-stricken......” “第二,找几个五大三粗、一身糙肉的汉子进来,吓唬对方,说要让这群和善的大兄弟跟对方一起玩神奇的游戏,看对方的表现是惊恐还是极度惊恐……” „Third......” “第三……” The vision that at this time Schoolmate Zhang Yinluo casts is cold as ice and frost, Sun Lang clears throat, sincere say/way: „But you also looked, these means were very unharmonious, was very inhumane, very not hydra, we as Ranger, when carried out the task, must learn to be law-abiding, the use was gentler the quick-witted method to achieve our goals......” 此时张银落同学投过来的目光已经是冷若冰霜了,孙朗清了清嗓子,正色道:“但你也看出来了,这些办法很不和谐,很不人道,很不九头蛇,我们身为游侠,在执行任务的时候,也要学会奉公守法,使用更加平和机智的手段来达成我们的目的……” He jumped suddenly, is pointing at Zhang Yinluo, said loudly: „Believes, I only need to ask that your several body data, then observes your, can infer you are male is female?” 他突然跳了起来,指着张银落,大声道:“信不信,我只需要问你几个身体数据,然后观察你一下,就能推断出你到底是男是女？” Zhang Yinluo said: „With what means?” 张银落愣道:“用什么办法？” Sun Lang smiles deeply: „Is I collection acting cool and inference that from professor there learns as one mystique, when the time comes you knew, what kind of?” 孙朗深沉一笑:“是我从一位教授那里学到的集装逼与推理为一体的秘法,到时候你就知道了,怎么样？” „......” I also feared that you are inadequate? Zhang Yinluo refuses to admit being inferior is staring him, „couple days ago went to the cloth wholesaler to have custom-made the new clothes the time, the quantity crossed actually one time, what to do if you couldn't calculate?” “……”我还怕你不成？张银落不甘示弱地瞪着他,“前几天去布庄定制新衣的时候,倒是量过了一次,你要是算不出来怎么办？” „Cannot calculate, you despise me heartily.” Sun Lang smiles, „comes, report body weight.” “算不出来,你就尽情地鄙视我吧。”孙朗笑了笑,“来,报体重。” „Body and body weight?” On Zhang Yinluo face one red, screamed, „who will know that type of thing, fool fool!” “体、体重？”张银落脸上一红,尖叫道,“谁会知道那种东西啊,笨蛋笨蛋！” „Oh, the real trouble...... came to a stop.” The Sun Lang figure flashed, arrived at the Zhang Yinluo back, both hands holding down girl's slender waist, hugged her in the squeal of opposite party, from the sky shook shaking, then put her. “唉,真麻烦……站稳了。”孙朗身形一闪,来到了张银落的背后,双手按住女孩儿的纤腰,在对方的尖叫声中将她抱了起来,在空中晃了晃,然后将她放了下来。 „Is you!” The Zhang Yinluo air/Qi must to draw a sword to cut the person, but Sun Lang the half step had gone out of the room, arrived in the institute. “作死啦你！”张银落气得要拔剑砍人,但孙朗已经快步走出了房间,来到了院中。 The girl gripped the sword hilt, the complexion is crimson, chest because of breath, but shivers rapidly, look twinkle moment, wickedly snort/hum: „You, if cannot figure out what result, looked how I tidy up you......” 女孩儿握住了剑柄,脸色绯红,胸部因呼吸而急促颤动,眼神闪烁片刻,恶狠狠地哼了一声:“你要是算不出个什么结果,看我怎么收拾你……” She with, actually discovered that Sun Lang stands in the original center, both hands lost/carrying after behind, raises head to look at the day, does not know that is thinking anything, a moment later, he turns the head, looked at Zhang Yinluo one lightly: „Withdraws, I wanted acting cool.” 她跟了出去,却发现孙朗站在原中央,双手负在身后,仰头看天,不知道在想什么,片刻之后,他转过头来,淡淡地瞧了张银落一眼:“退后,我要装逼了。” Then he puts out a hand a move, near in the wall fuel pile, a deadwood flies hangingly, fell into the hand of Sun Lang, then Ranger fierce tiger console model lay on the ground, kept a serious look, the look unprecedented earnestness, he in the deadwood by hand made the pen, the beautiful calligraphy, wrote significances actually to think the severe scribblings formula on the ground unclearly: „Known, the shoulder wide...... the bust...... the waist...... the hips...... the net body weight needs to calculate, castrates high also needs to calculate, confirmation bone density, confirmation bunch chest degree......” 然后他伸手一招,墙边的柴火堆里,一根枯枝悬空飞起,落入了孙朗的手中,然后游侠一个猛虎落地式趴在了地上,表情严肃,眼神前所未有的认真,他以手中的枯枝作笔,笔走龙蛇,在地上写出了一个个意义不明却觉厉的鬼画符公式:“已知,肩宽……胸围……腰围……臀围……净体重需要计算,净身高也需要计算,确认骨质密度,确认束胸程度……” Zhang Yinluo went to the cloth wholesaler to make to order the clothing couple days ago, so-called acts according to circumstances, at that time had also been measured various data of body by the dressmaker, at this time two relative photos, in Sun Lang mouth, unexpectedly one good, the girl gawked the moment, screamed: „Hey, I had not said that how you know these!” 张银落前几天去布庄定做过衣物,所谓量体裁衣,当时也被女裁缝量过身体的各项数据,此时两相对照,孙朗口中所述,居然一毫不错,女孩儿愣了片刻,尖叫道:“喂,我还没说呢,你是怎么知道这些的！” Sun Lang as if actually entered the condition, turns a deaf ear to about her words, he writes all kinds of formulas on the ground unceasingly, calculating, pondering, the innumerable numbers has the strange intelligence in his pen tip, the wisdom lit the torch of knowledge, gave the strength of human change destiny, the mystery of this world, infinite of this universe, all things, can be dismantled the most basic number, analyzes the true meaning, pushes to spread out the process, draws the conclusion. 孙朗似乎却进入了状态,对她的话充耳不闻,他不断地在地上书写着各种各样的公式,计算着,思考着,无数的数字在他的笔尖拥有了奇异的灵性,智慧点燃了知识的火炬,赋予了人类改变命运的力量,这世间的奥秘,这宇宙的无限,一切的事物,都可以被拆解成最基本的数字,解析真谛,推衍过程,得出结论。 Because, this complex world, actually enters microscopic, investigates its essence, but is the fundamental particle interweaves to evolve the produced infinite variable. 因为,这个复杂的世界,其实进入微观,究其本质,不过是基本粒子所交织衍变所产生的无穷变数。 Because, constitutes this beautiful world, but is many atoms, protons and electron as well as...... the milk! 因为,构成这个美丽的世界的,只不过是很多很多的原子、质子、电子以及……奶子！ Stops the pen instantly, as if the whole world is cheering, all had the result, that ray, is not unreal, but really exists...... hope. 停笔的刹那,仿佛整个世界都在欢呼,一切都有了结果,那道光芒,并不是虚幻,而是实实在在存在着的……希望。 This world...... needs the milk! 这个世界……需要奶子！ Sun Lang threw the deadwood in hand, jumped, has the frank smile, gives the thumbs-up toward Zhang Yinluo: „I calculate! The body weight data and your body weight data that calculates are roughly equal, therefore, you not big 【bi】! Does not hold her, does not hold her, does not hold her aha hahahaha haha!” 孙朗将手中的枯枝一扔,跳了起来,带着爽朗的笑容,向着张银落竖起了大拇指:“我算出来！计算出来的体重数据与你的体重数据大致相等,所以,你没有大【哔】！不是扶她,不是扶她,不是扶她啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！” „What...... holds her is?” A Zhang Yinluo face compels ignorant, „, wait/etc! How do you calculate? I have not understood, hey, can you explain?” “……扶她是什么？”张银落一脸懵逼,“等、等等！你是怎么算出来的？我没看懂啊,喂,你能不能解释一下？” „Do not care about these minor matters, does not need you to understand, I understood on the line!” The smile on Sun Lang face clearly has to the sign of crazy man (Han) condition jump, he opened both hands suddenly, the thief said with a smile, „welcome you, Ms. Zhang Yinluo, welcome your joining! Come, we first come a passionate hug oh hahahaha......” “不要在意那些小事,不需要你看懂,我看懂就行了！”孙朗脸上的笑容显然有向痴汉态跃迁的迹象,他突然张开了双手,贼兮兮地笑道,“欢迎你,张银落女士,欢迎你的加入！来,我们首先来一个热情洋溢的拥抱吧啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……” „Hey, why you smile disgustingly...... do not come! Do not hug the bastard! Very disgusting, the dodge opens!” Zhang Yinluo screamed, „I must cut you! Hacks to death you, comes to hack to death you again!” “喂,你干嘛笑得这么恶心……别过来！别抱过来啊混蛋！很恶心的,快闪开！”张银落尖叫道,“我要砍你了哦！砍死你啊,再过来就砍死你啊！” „, Is Yinluo, the game that wants to play to make an arrest? If were caught up by me, you do let me?” “哦哦哦,银落,是想要玩抓人的游戏吗？如果被我追上了,你就让我嘿嘿嘿吗？” At this moment, outside broadcast the sound of knocking on a door suddenly. 就在这时,外面突然传来了敲门的声音。 Hid from pursuing two people to stop the figure, Sun Lang had not inquired with enough time, Zhang Yinluo has relaxed, immediately runs to the direction of front door, ran while shouted: „Came! Is guest who conducts the request?” 一个躲一个追的两个人停住了身形,孙朗还没来得及询问,张银落早已松了一口气,立刻向大门的方向跑去,边跑边喊道:“来了来了！是来进行委托的客人吗？” Sun Lang gawked, then shakes the head smiles. 孙朗愣了一下,然后摇头一笑。 In the future day, should be interesting...... 往后的日子,应该非常有趣吧…… ps: The words saying that Sun Lang forthcoming suspicious organization, names quite well? Everyone profits by opinions from various sources. ps:话说孙朗即将成立的可疑组织,叫什么名字比较好呢？大家来集思广益一下吧。