Yang heaven, Master Yang. 杨天都,杨大侠。 Sky overhead swordsman, sword cold northwest, the civil and military complete in both merry talented person, the white clothing wins the snow, sword technique everyone, left behind many legends on Jianghu. 天心剑客,剑寒西北,文武双全的风流才子,白衣胜雪,剑术大家,在江湖上留下了很多传说。 He becomes famous for ten years, the friend are innumerable, many loves......, I mean the young person. 他成名十载,知己无数,更是有很多情缘……呸,我是说红颜。 ...... Considers as finished, in any case similar. ……算了,反正都差不多。 His love matters and heroic deed are equally many, spreads in Jianghu, making many people love to talk about, the innumerable Jianghu children regard the idol in mind him, the boy wants to become his such Sir, girl wish will make him turn into the Sir, some boys also hope that Master Yang can turn into the Sir. 他的风流韵事与英雄事迹是一样多的,在江湖中传扬,让很多人都津津乐道,无数江湖儿女把他当成心目中的偶像,男孩子想成为他这样的大人,女孩子想要让他将自己变成大人,少部分男孩子也希望杨大侠能将自己变成大人。 In brief, his prestige is very high, the prestige is very broad, confusing the younger brother fan younger sister are very many. 总之呢,他声望很高,名望很广,迷弟迷妹特别多。 Therefore in today's this bosom Sichuan Avengers pledge assembly, he can become mc not responsibly, no doubt has promotion of historical process indistinctly, but his effort is also very important. 所以在今天这个怀川复仇者联盟誓师大会中,他能够当仁不让地成为mc,其中固然隐隐约约有着历史进程的推动,但他个人的努力也是很重要的。 Therefore today, he shouted before the outstanding heroes stirring „the Empire person must hide big tiger in Tianyuan hero community vigilantly” the anti-corruption manifesto, obviously, this understood at a glance beforehand wrote very long speech soon to grow the wing, radiated to entire Empire, but prestige of his Master Yang, in the bosom Sichuan murder case after making a big row the Bai Village event climbed up another peak. 于是今日,他在群雄面前喊出了震撼人心的“帝国人必须警惕隐藏在天元功臣群体中的大老虎”的反腐宣言,显而易见,这篇一看就知道事先写了很久的演讲稿即将插上翅膀,向整个帝国辐射,而他杨大侠的声望,也将在怀川血案与大闹白家堡事件发生之后攀上另一个巅峰。 After all the opinion leader, after all the public opinion representative, is several silly- compels the waste university student to put on this skin, can change, becomes the guest of honor of favorite and person with high aspirations of politician. 毕竟意见领袖,毕竟民意代表,便是几个傻-逼废物大学生披上这层皮,也能摇身一变,成为政客的宠儿与有心人的座上客。 Let alone was his Master Yang. 更何况是他杨大侠了。 However...... will soon step onto the life peak in Master Yang tonight, he came across a very funny and marvelous matter. 但是……就在杨大侠即将走上人生巅峰的今晚,他遇到了一件非常滑稽而奇妙的事情。 martial arts outstanding, swordsmanship extremely high Master Yang, bedding bag gunnysack. 武功超卓、剑法极高的杨大侠,被套麻袋了。 It looks like the marketplace low young hooligan to tie up the repertoire of person to be the same. 就像是市井下三滥小流氓绑人的套路一样。 Was first clubbed by one stuffily cannot find the way, then gunnysack one set, puts up is walking, has not sent out any sound, no one discovers this matter. 先是被一记闷棍打得找不着北,然后麻袋一套,架着就走,没有发出任何的响动,也没有任何人发现这件事。 By the martial arts and sword technique of Master Yang, unexpectedly leeway of no resistance. Because wraps the person of his gunnysack, was not he can revolt. 以杨大侠的武功与剑术,居然没有一丝反抗的余地。因为套他麻袋的人,根本不是他能反抗得了的。 Sun Lang snort/hum the song, is dragging the gunnysack odd person in hand, walks happily on the dark alley, he seems like the mood to be very good, possibly is because enjoyed to play the joy that the alloy person sold. 孙朗哼着小曲,拖着手中的麻袋怪人,高高兴兴地走在黑暗的小路上,他看起来心情很不错,可能是因为又享受到了玩合金人贩的快乐。 Listens to be away from the noisy sound that a block resounds, looks at the flame that in the distant place darkness ignites, Sun Lang blew a whistling, looked at Yang heaven who are wrapping the gunnysack 11 catch this boy also to work hard. 听着隔着一个街区响起的嘈杂动静,又看着远处黑暗中所燃起的火光,孙朗吹了声口哨,又看了一眼套着麻袋的杨天都一一抓这厮也费了点功夫。 After all various schools of that brave grand meeting gave a speech bad and long, in the principal compared with school teachers and students congress spoke simply is wordy, by the Sun Lang patience, could not wait for them to break up, but tied up the person unable to start directly, after all after Yang heaven left office, seemed like with one crowd with for the gold/metal famous elite strange martial arts world people of gathers together said that this said that numerous separated, was tightly guarded, radically not while the opportunity of leaving behind beginning. 毕竟那英雄大会的各门派致辞又臭又长,简直比全校师生大会中的校长讲话还要啰嗦,以孙朗的耐性,是等不到他们散会的,可直接去绑人也无从下手,毕竟杨天都下台之后,就跟一群看起来同为金名精英怪的武林人士聚在一起说这说那,众目暌暌,戒备森严,根本就没有趁落单动手的机会。 But directly to/clashes to snatch the person, although can also go well, but first makes the noise not to favor the following layout, secondly is also because...... did not have the meaning. 而直接冲进去抢人虽然也能得手,但一来闹出动静不利于后续布局,二来也是因为……太没意思了。 However Sun Lang covertly does the matter experience is very rich. 不过孙朗的偷摸搞事经验还是很丰富的。 His theoretical knowledge conducts from Earth, the bald bar code pattern abnormally repeatedly homicidal maniac, is the show hold/container run cool Italy voluntarily stud horse artillery, or the cardboard box follows the one-eyed strange uncle of wave to flying, these strange people taught Sun Lang not to have the experience that the egg used...... to be possible, once Sun Lang this boy obtained external of named peerless martial arts, that all experiences became very useful. 他的理论知识承袭自地球,无论是光头条形码花样变态反复杀人狂,还是骚包跑酷意大利自行种马炮,亦或是纸箱尾行浪到飞起独眼怪叔叔,这些奇奇怪怪的人教给了孙朗很多没有卵用的经验……可一旦孙朗这厮获得了名为绝世武功的外挂,那一切的经验就变得非常有用了。 11 enemies tightly guarded what to do? Naturally does a sound, attracted their attention. 一一敌人戒备森严怎么办？当然是搞点动静,吸引他们的注意力了。 Originally the best method is the pacific herring canned food, one can is not good, that two cans, come up air burst toward the square, said that does not permit to initiate shocking martial arts world the large-scale stampede. 本来最好的方法是鲱鱼罐头,一罐不行,那就两罐,往广场上来个空爆,说不准就能引发一场震惊武林界的大规模踩踏事件。 However the issue is, remaining one cans, must save the point to use, this type precious and item of powerful, must keep at the Bai Village outstanding heroes big meeting to wait for an opportunity to use the day after tomorrow...... 不过问题在于,就剩下一罐了,得省着点用,这种珍贵而强力的道具,得留在后天白家堡群雄大聚会上伺机使用啊…… Therefore this penny saved , a penny earned -based the mentality, Sun Lang used means of most simple and crude to set on fire. 所以基于这种能省则省的心态,孙朗使用了一个最简单粗暴的办法放火。 Setting on fire is a technology lives, after all the brocade is only a small town, the house of wooden structure are very many, is not careful is easy to make the fire intensity fill the air, burning dozens household registers is light, but Sun Lang is not lonely a person, he has many helpers in brocade/bright, this town is the town settlement closest to Bai Village, can say the family belongings of half town is the industry of Bai, but the industry of Bai is father's industry, the cowboy of Bai is father's cowboy, therefore...... 放火是个技术活,毕竟锦远只是个小镇子,木质结构的房屋特别多,一个不小心就容易让火势弥漫,烧死几十个户口本都是轻的,不过孙朗并非孤单一人,他在锦远有很多帮手,这个镇子是距离白家堡最近的城镇聚落,可以说半个镇子的家当都是白家的产业,而白家的产业就是老子的产业,白家的马仔就是老子的马仔,故而…… The fever damn, the master was happy. 烧他妈的,爷高兴。 In the town/subdues a head in big inn continued this honorable and mammoth task, was sent the order that the execution sets on fire by Sun Lang, they are the brocade distant people, knows the whole story, knows how to burn can control the situation to achieve the goal. 镇上一家大客栈的负责人承接了这个光荣而艰巨的任务,被孙朗派去执行放火的命令,他们是锦远人,知根知底,知道怎么烧才能控制局势又达成目的。 11 moreover with their advantage, they definitely will also report afterward, therefore my trend continuously in white Zhenming grasping. 一一而且用他们还有一个好处,他们事后肯定会进行汇报,所以我的动向会一直在白振明的掌握之中。 Ahem, ahem ahem. 哼哼哼,哼哼哼哼哼。 Therefore this fire gets down, the person who beforehand arranges beats gongs and drums immediately, the martial arts world people of in the city Center in great surprise, the scene presented a tumult immediately, some people are critical situation, some people hurry to the fire fighting immediately, some people are watching the fun, but in an unrest, Sun Lang has stared at Master Yang who not thought quite the same as. 所以这一把火下去,事先安排好的人登时敲锣打鼓,在城镇中心的武林人士们顿时大惊,场面出现了一阵骚动,有人如临大敌,有人立刻赶去救火,有人在看热闹,而一片骚乱中,孙朗已经盯上了浑然无觉的杨大侠。 The staggering blow, the gunnysack, carries off, has not left behind trace of cloud. 闷棍,麻袋,带走,没有留下一丝云彩。 In a short time, no one will pay attention to the whereabout of Master Yang, because many just hero put out a fire, perhaps Master Yang this present age chivalrous person is also one of them. 短时间内,没有人会留意杨大侠的下落,因为很多正义的侠者都去救火了,也许杨大侠这种当世豪侠也在其中呢。 Sun Lang carries Master Yang to skice, arrives at a room that Bai Jia cowboys arranged beforehand, pushes the door to enter, waits to look vigilantly in inside person, saw after Sun Lang, immediately salutes: „Uncle Sun, Wu storekeeper lets us here you, the fire has put, now brothers are taking care of the fire fighting, no wound, you feel relieved.” 孙朗拎着杨大侠一路疾行,来到了白家马仔们事先安排好的一处屋子,推门而入,等在里面的人警惕地看过来,见到孙朗之后立刻行礼:“孙大爷,吴掌柜让俺们在这边等您,火已经放了,现在兄弟们都在张罗着灭火,没有伤到人,您就放心吧。” Sun Lang beckons with the hand: „Without your matters, why should why go.” 孙朗摆了摆手:“没你们的事儿了,该干什么干什么去。” The person who that two are responsible for aiding Sun Lang looked at each other one, without the speech, said goodbye to depart submissively, before leaving, closes the gate of courtyard carefully. 那两个负责接应孙朗的人对视了一眼,没有说话,拱手告辞离去,离开之前还将院子的门仔细关上。 Sun Lang is raising Master Yang across the courtyard, entered the main room, threw the ground the gunnysack person conveniently, then lifted the gunnysack. 孙朗提着杨大侠穿过院子,进了堂屋,将麻袋人随手扔到了地上,然后掀开了麻袋。 The elegant bearing and natural handsome Master Yang are without demeanor to lie down on the ground at this time, looks very miserable, has not made ten thousand do the ignorant young girl for the elegant demeanor that it is crazy completely. 风度翩翩、潇洒英俊的杨大侠此时正毫无风度地躺在地上,看起来非常凄凉,完全没有令万干无知少女为之着迷的风采。 „Mahler desert, does this boy have the special stylist and make-up artist? How looks such graceful.” “马勒戈壁的,这厮是不是有专门的造型师和化妆师啊？怎么看起来这么帅。” Sun Lang is looking at ground Yang heaven, associates to the romantic deeds of this person, in the heart the jealousy feeling is big 11 mothers to hope, the father still struggles in the initial stage of socialism, your his mother daring stride steps into the communism, is instead you. 孙朗望着地上的杨天都,联想到此人的香艳事迹,心中妒意大起一一娘希匹,老子还在社会主义初级阶段奋斗,你他妈竟敢大步踏进共产主义,作反啊你。 In this room is lighting a lamp, near the wall suspends neatly is sliding the different model torture instrument, got ready fellow while convenient to Sun Ye, in addition, on the table is also suspending pot liquor and several color side dish cakes and pastries intimately, seeming like wants to make the grandson master when real thorough, worthily is the aristocratic family that the intense exciting exchange can the easy comfortable half time...... think, the dog that raises continually is with good intention. 这屋内点着灯,墙边整整齐齐地摆着一溜造型各异的刑具,给孙爷备齐了趁手的家伙,除此之外,桌子上还贴心地摆着一壶酒和几色小菜糕点,看起来是想让孙爷在紧张刺激的交流之余能够得到轻松闲适的中场休息……想的真周到,不愧是世家啊,连养的狗都这么善解人意。 Sun Lang carries that pot liquor conveniently, planned that drenches makes him sober to Yang heaven face on, but the next quarter, he thought of a better idea. 孙朗随手拎起那壶酒,打算淋到杨天都脸上让他清醒清醒,不过下一刻,他想到了更棒的主意。 Damn, making you have the love, lets your fan younger sister, lets you not from whence, the small age was not a place, dirty, wave, bah. 他妈的,让你有情缘,让你迷妹,让你不自爰,小小年纪就不是处了,肮,浪,呸。 Puts down the liquor, he pulled out bright yellow small jar, pinches gently, was sealed canned food stubbornly to split a small seam, Sun Lang got rid of the breath, collected that pacific herring canned food to Yang heaven nose. 将酒放下,他掏出了黄橙橙的小罐子,轻轻一捏,被封得死死的罐头就裂开了一道小缝,孙朗摒住呼吸,将那鲱鱼罐头凑向了杨天都的鼻子。 11 what? Let him smell? 一一什么？让他闻闻？ 11 patterns! Tucson broken! Sun Lang such straightforward man, is so mean-spirited!? Such good thing, how can make others only smell the flavor! 一一图样！图森破！孙朗这样豪爽的男人,有那么小气吗！？这么好的东西,怎么能让人家只闻味道！ internal strength transporting causes, a drop of bright yellow clear fluid bead infiltrated from that slit, then under the function of earth's attraction, rolls a perfect round bead, falling into Master Yang was supine in nostril. 内力运使,一滴黄橙橙的晶莹液珠从那道缝隙中渗了出来,然后在地心引力的作用下,团成一个完美的圆珠,落入了杨大侠仰着的鼻孔里。 Passes the nose awaking brain, the unlimited acid is crisp. 啊,通鼻醒脑,无限酸爽。 The liquid that this drop contains this world the wicked essence fell into the nasal cavity of Master Yang, has an effect instantaneously, Yang heaven body bends/bow immediately, he felt that a suffocating strength, he breathes desperately, but the situation is getting more and more serious, he struggles furiously, looks like a coming ashore fish, he is frowning tightly, sends out a series of bewildered low to shout. 这滴蕴含着此世之恶的精华的液体落入了杨大侠的鼻腔,瞬间就起了作用,杨天都的身体立刻弓了起来,他感觉到了一股令人窒息的力量,他拼命地呼吸,但情况却越来越严重,他奋力地挣扎,就像是一只上了岸的鱼,他紧皱着眉头,发出了一连串莫名其妙的低喊。 11 always felt that he in stupor dream, saw very extraordinary scene. 一一总感觉他在昏迷的梦里,看到了很了不得的景象啊。 This extremely sour crisp spirit stimulation reached the limit, Yang heaven opened the eye suddenly, that pair indifferent and vicissitudes, as if completely understood that world all brilliant eyes, at this time filled panic-stricken and pain of instinct, he makes an effort to breathe, is sneezing desperately, even does not attend to vividly pointing at the digging in nostril, when compared with digging out that anything must go all out. 这极其酸爽的精神刺激到达了极限,杨天都猛然睁开了眼睛,那一双淡然而沧桑、仿佛看透世间一切的睿智双眼,此时充满了本能的惊恐与痛苦,他用力地呼吸着,拼命地打着喷嚏,甚至不顾形象地将手指挖进鼻孔,比抠那啥啥时还要卖力。 Could not attend to other completely, could not attend to this time situation, how could not attend to itself being able the stupor, could not attend to itself being given kidnapping by whom. 完全顾不上其他了,顾不上此时的处境,顾不上自己怎么会昏迷,顾不上自己被谁给绑架了。 Master Yang is acting according to the instinct of lifeform, he at this moment, only wants in that damn thing the nose making to make to make! 杨大侠按照生物的本能在行动着,他此时此刻,只想将鼻子里那该死的东西给弄出去弄出去弄出去！ 11 heaven Mother Earth! This is anything! 一一皇天后土啊！这是什么东西！ Sun Lang looked is kneeling digs out Master Yang of nose near the table crazily, the good intention has handed over the wine pot on table, warm sound said: „Do not fluster, no rush, come, washes the nose with this.” 孙朗望着跪在桌边疯狂抠鼻子的杨大侠,好心地递过了桌子上的酒壶,温声道:“别慌,别急,来,用这个洗洗鼻子。” This sound just like the sounds of nature, is really the prolonged drought meets the timely rain, Yang heaven put out a hand immediately, have snatched that pot liquor, aims at the own nose the mouth, raised head to irrigate to the nostril. 这声音宛如天籁,真是久旱逢甘霖啊,杨天都立刻伸手,抢过了那壶酒,将壶嘴对准自己的鼻子,仰头冲着鼻孔浇了下去。 The cowboys of 11 Bai, sympathizing to be sensible, here prepared the good wine delicacies, to for Uncle Sun to enjoy. 一一白家的马仔,体贴而懂事,在这里备下了美酒佳肴,以供孙大爷享用。 But 11 Uncle Sun head of household's honored guest, is filial piety his good wine, how can the village liquor that waters with the shop in? 一一孙大爷可是家主的贵客,孝敬他老人家的美酒,怎么能用店里掺了水的村醪？ Naturally must use the delicate fragrance to be mellow, taste prolonged good wine! 自然是要用清香醇厚、滋味绵长的美酒了！ Therefore 40-50 degrees good wine has delimited the wonderful curve, just like clear spring that comes to from the space, flowed swiftly into the nostril of Master Yang. 于是40-50度的佳酿划过美妙的弧度,宛如自天上而来的清泉,泻入了杨大侠的鼻孔。 In crazy of Master Yang sways back and forth, Sun Lang breathes a sigh of relief refreshing. 在杨大侠的疯狂打滚中,孙朗神清气爽地舒了口气。 The big enmity has reported that this is the fate of life bare family/home. 啊,大仇已报,这就是人生臝家的下场。