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#42: Zhang Yinluo 【bi-】 Superposition

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„......” “……” This his mother was awkward. Has)? intent)? Thinks)? Book)? Institute) 这他妈就尴尬了。有)?意)?思)?书)?院) Among two people the atmosphere becomes subtle exceptionally, the Sun Lang vision twinkle, is sizing up under Zhang Yinluo entire body once for a while, his extremely aggressive vision adds on the beforehand stained misdeeds, makes female Constable think that without a doubt the opposite party prepares to play the hooligan probably, therefore in the Zhang Yinluo heart hit suddenly, outwardly fierce but inwardly faint-hearted say/way: „Arrived, wants to do! Has what plot! You spoke frankly!” 两人之间的氛围变得微妙异常,孙朗目光闪烁,时不时打量着张银落全身上下,他那极富侵略性的目光加上之前的斑斑劣迹,毫无疑问地让女捕头觉得对方好像准备耍流氓,于是张银落心中打了个突,色厉内荏道:“到、到底想要干什么！到底有什么阴谋！你就直说了吧！” Sun Lang revealed suddenly genially had a flattering smile, he said in a kindly manner: „Opens Constable...... not, opens wide the young lady, has several issues to consult below......” 孙朗突然露出了和善中带有一丝讨好的笑容,他好声好气道:“张捕头……不,张大小姐,在下有几个问题想要请教……” What a pity, Uncle Ranger the good intentions of release have not touched Miss Yinluo on own initiative completely the slightest, after all publicized Constable to be used to this liao „your head to be clamped and „ mental handicap of mother” and „did this can of shad dashis” and so on vulgar language by the milk ”, realized that this person not could not benefit the early bad essence and despise female backward concept, therefore Sun Lang departed from the norm suddenly revealed the color of flattering, was summed up as „safe/without matter to do everything to please logically, non- deceitful was robber” category, on intelligent wise opening young lady absolutely not this type wicked, when: „No matter your fellow has what plot, I will not make you work!” 可惜,游侠大爷主动释放的善意完全没有打动银落小姐分毫,毕竟张大捕头早已习惯了此獠“你脑袋被奶子夹了吗”、“妈的智障”、“干了这罐鲱鱼汤”之类的粗鄙之语,认识到了此人无利不起早的恶劣本质与蔑视女性的落后观念,所以孙朗突然一反常态地露出了谄媚之色,顺理成章地就被归结为“无事献殷勤,非奸即盗”的范畴,聪慧英明的张大小姐绝对不会上这种恶当:“不管你这家伙有何阴谋,我都不会让你得逞的！” „...... In other words, you do not coordinate.” The Sun Lang expression immediately changes, pulled out small cans, „that I have to feed you eat some viscous, the implication white material, fishy smell liquid.” “……也就是说,你不配合是吧。”孙朗表情登时一变,掏出了小罐罐,“那我只好喂你吃一些粘稠的、蕴含白色物质的、腥腥的液体了。” „You stop! Snort, really revealed one's true colors!” Zhang Yinluo drinks to stop sternly, obviously she cannot endure a Sun Lang word at earliest convenience do not feed you not to eat the illustrious despotic power of Yuan material, „has the fart to put quickly, has the fart to put quickly!” “你住手！哼,果然原形毕露了吧！”张银落厉声喝止,显然她抵受不住孙朗一言不合就要喂你吃未元物质的赫赫淫威,“有屁快放,有屁快放！” Damn, does not want to the face, wants me to come this move, the cheap person was artificial...... the Sun Lang unstated criticism several, but was important, did not open the taunt the good time, he pondered over the moment, said cautiously: „Opens the miss, the monk who you met a belt/bring of shining to send to practice in childhood the graceful who must not make sense, was his day dance treasure wheel, eliminated some feelings?” 他妈的,给脸不要,非要我来这招,贱人就是矫情……孙朗腹诽了几句,但事关重大,并不是开嘲讽的好时机,他思忖了片刻,小心翼翼道:“张姑娘,你小时候是不是遇到了一身金闪闪的带发修行的帅得不像话的和尚,然后中了他的天舞宝轮,被剥夺了某种感触？” „......” The corners of the mouth of Zhang Yinluo pulled out pulling out, „does not have.” “……”张银落的嘴角抽了抽,“没有。” Sun Lang nods , to continue to ask: „Are you...... the nature are desolate? Perhaps good this noun you have not heard, I unify the special details to ask, do you have in time of quiet hide in the bedding, is imagining the Shunga and love situation, then uncontrolled conducts with your fingers or other anything to your body some several spots of repeatedly......” 孙朗点了点头,继续问道:“那你是……性冷淡吗？好吧也许这个名词你没有听说过,那我就结合具体情况问一问,请问你有没有在夜深人静的时候躲在被窝里,想象着春宫图与艳情的情境,然后不受控制地用你的手指或者别的什么东西对你身体的某几个部位进行反复地……” „Stops talking!” The female Constable face rises red, scolded, „you were asking anything I have not handled these things!” “住口住口住口！”女捕头面孔涨得通红,骂道,“你到底在问什么东西啊我才没有做过那些事情哩！” The face becomes flushed because of ashamed and resentful, explained that she understood, the look twinkle moves fast, explained extremely afraid, the tone was not firm, showing is lying......, no matter how said, should not be the nature is desolate. 面孔因羞愤而涨红,说明她听懂了,眼神闪烁飘忽,说明极度心虚,语气非常不坚定,说明在撒谎……不管怎么说,应该不是性冷淡。 Very good, the following issue, entered most core the domain. 很好,接下来的问题,就进入最核心的领域了。 Sun Lang clears throat, keeps a serious look, sincere asked: „Opens...... Constable, are you...... the man?” 孙朗清了清嗓子,表情严肃,正色问道:“张……捕头,你是……男人吗？” „......” In Zhang Yinluo that dense vision showed „you are the fool” meaning, she threw out the chest subconsciously, seems emphasizing anything, said indifferently, „idiot.” “……”张银落那森然的目光中透出了“你是傻逼吗”的意味,她下意识地挺了挺胸,仿佛在强调什么,漠然道,“白痴。” Good, acting with constraint of girl? Uh-huh? I guess that what she meant was that „you have seen the chest such big man”, but said embarrassed, but...... 好吧,女孩子的矜持？嗯哼？我猜她的意思是“你见过胸部这么大的男人吗”,只是不好意思说罢了,不过…… However this damn was the key of issue in! Has the big chest may not only be the girl the bastard! 不过这他妈的就是问题的关键所在了！有大胸部的可不仅仅是女孩子啊混蛋！ The mother, was ready for any sacrifice! 妈的,豁出去了！ Sun Lang straightened up the wainscot, deeply inspires, in the eye flashed through resolute, in the Zhang Yinluo indifferent vision, sent out epoch-makingly asked: „, Opens Constable! Last issue......” 孙朗挺直了腰板,深吸了一口气,眼中闪过了一丝果决,在张银落漠然的目光中,发出了开天辟地般的一问:“那么,张捕头！最后一个问题……” He is looking at female Constable, said sincerely: „Do you know, the girl doesn't have jj?” 他望着女捕头,诚恳地说道:“你知不知道,女孩子是没有jj的？” „......” “……” A moment later, this reception room was seized by the sword blade storm, as if 99 levels of barbarians put several 20 levels of revolving here, exasperated Constable drew out the sword, announced to some Ranger double held to fight the inviolable glory, swift and fierce of its sword potential, the forcing thorn, pursued little Meng......, however and had no egg to use. 片刻之后,这间花厅被剑刃风暴所占领,仿佛有一个99级的野蛮人在这里放了几个20级的旋转,忍无可忍的张捕头拔出了刀剑,向某个游侠宣告了双持战不可亵渎的荣耀,其刀剑势之凌厉,力压荆棘,直追小孟……然而并没有什么卵用。 Resists gently, Sun Lang easily gripped her double wrist , this slender contains the limbs of strength, this soft has the body of faint trace heat degree , this is girl's body...... your Sir, the father had two years not to feel this feelings carefully the bastard! Puts in other woman body, such a grasped can let them with by the electrotherapy...... 只是轻轻一招架,孙朗就轻易地握住了她的双腕,啊,这纤细中蕴含力量的肢体,这柔软中带着丝丝热度的身躯,啊,这就是女孩子的身体……你大爷的,老子有两年没有细细感受这份感触了啊混蛋！搁在其他女人身上,这么一握就能让她们跟被电疗了似的…… However first cold Jing! Has not ended! Matter so will not be simple! 不过先冷茎一下！还没完呢！事情不会这么简单的！ Indeed, in this desperate environment, has the desperate passive skill, presented one to be able the immunity girl, was the meat under last bestowed by heaven then...... I means the partner simply, but, what if special mother holds her! If by some chance after capturing/raiding to complete „hey” one to raise the skirt to look at a big treasure to me suddenly! Therefore, the urgent matter, is to confirm that she is the true girl! 诚然,在这种令人绝望的环境下,有着令人绝望的被动技能,出现了一个可以免疫的女孩子,简直是上天赐下的肉便……我是说伙伴,但,万一特娘的是扶她呢！万一在攻略完成后突然“诶嘿”一声掀起裙子给我看了个大宝贝呢！所以,当务之急,是要确认她到底是不是真正的女孩子！ What to do therefore , should? 所以说,到底应该怎么办呢？ Good good good, the warm-hearted outside audience raised hand, that is invited you to reply- what? According to ripped the pants to look on the ground directly? 好的好的好的,有一位热心的场外观众举手了,那有请你来回答-什么？直接按在地上撕了裤子看一看？ Friendly, I had reported to the police, please go to there to enjoy the attendance and steaming hot pig of warmhearted policeman eats, now gives my both hands to hold to squat at the same time...... 善,我已经报警了,请去那里享受热心肠警察叔叔的照顾以及热气腾腾的猪扒饭吧,现在给我双手抱头蹲在一边去…… Good, we use the quantum theory to elaborate a next present difficult position now, here has Zhang Yinluo, the strength of her immunity my big healthcare, this only has two possibilities, first, she is one can the girl of strength of immunity big healthcare, second, she is not a girl. According to the classical physics, under the Zhang Yinluo clothing will definitely have one of the two results, but as I of observer, only then rips open her clothes to look to know that with own eyes inside result, but in the world of quantum, the Zhang Yinluo clothes be at the sound condition, the overall system has maintained the indefinite wave condition, namely Zhang Yinluo 【bi-】 The superposition, does she have the length big 【bi-】, Must wait for my observed and confirmed personally, the material after the granule form displays can determine- this is obvious. 好吧,现在我们用量子理论来阐述一下如今的困境,这里有一只张银落,她免疫我的大保健之力,这只有两种可能性,第一,她是一个可以免疫大保健之力的女孩子,第二,她不是个女孩子。根据经典物理学,张银落的衣物之下必然会发生两个结果之一,而身为观测者的我只有撕开她的衣服亲眼看一看才能知道里面的结果,但在量子的世界里,张银落的衣服处于完好状态,整个系统则一直保持不确定的波态,即张银落的【哔-】叠加态,她到底有没有长着一根大【哔-】,必须等待我的亲手去观测和确认,物质以粒子形式表现后才能确定-这是显而易见的。 ...... Then? ……然后呢？ According to rips open the clothes on the ground her, confirmed that then? 把她按在地上撕开衣服,确认了一下,然后呢？ If the new species that type cannot be described, smeared the hand, flashes is blind, but can also cast the dense shadow in my immature mind. 如果是那种不可描述的新物种的话,弄脏了手,闪瞎了眼,还能在我幼小的心灵上留下森森的阴影。 If the true girl...... 如果是真真正正的女孩子的话…… That pit father good! Will be regarded the lifetime enemy absolutely! 那就更坑爹了好吧！绝对会被当成一生的敌人的吧！ Even if launched the plot the words except for humiliating the heavy mouth line forcefully has no other choices! Besides turned into a normal meat toy not to have other choices her! 就算强行展开剧情的话除了凌辱重口线就没什么其他选择了吧！除了把她变成一个正常的肉玩具以外就没有其他选择了吧！ Therefore , absolutely, absolutely, cannot impulse absolutely, first, must try to find a peaceful, safe and secret solution, observes the Zhang Yinluo sex. 所以说,绝对,绝对,绝对不能冲动,首先,得想一个和平、稳妥、隐秘的办法,对张银落的性别进行观测。 If she truly is the true girl, how then to adjust...... me to mean how to establish the new good-neighborly relations of friendly cooperation with her, was the matter that the next stage needs to make a decision. 如果她确确实实是真正的女孩子,那么如何调……我是说如何与她建立新的睦邻友好合作关系,就是下一阶段所需要决断的事情了。 As for the main historic task of present stage, was finds certainly the way to observe to her, I must think that a sure card was good...... 至于现阶段的主要历史任务,当然是想办法对她进行观测了,我得想个万全之策才行…… „I said......” “我说……” The Zhang Yinluo sound conveys spookily: „First, can you let loose me? Second, can your smile should not be so disgusting, third, I felt that you as if forgot the matter of primary importance......” 张银落的声音幽幽传来:“第一,你能不能放开我？第二,你的笑容能不能不要这么恶心,第三,我感觉你似乎忘记了最重要的事情……” „We are investigate feeds! We are seek for the trail of enemy feeds! We are look for missing Qin Yu feeds!” “我们是来查案的啊喂！我们是来寻找敌人的踪迹的啊喂！我们是来找失踪的秦雨的啊喂！” Sun Lang blinks: „Well?” 孙朗眨了眨眼睛:“咦？” „Well your big end of ghost!” “咦你个大头鬼啦！” ps1: Snort, the Sun Lang observation method, you definitely cannot think that is those words, this Sir's repertoire, you cannot guess correctly! ps1:哼,孙朗的观测手段,你们肯定是想不出来的,还是那句话,本大爷的套路,你们是猜不到的！ ps2: Today starts to tidy up the book review area, sweeps the dog shit that these are an eyesore, everyone also restrains, does not need to scold, do not frighten to sprout/moe newly, everyone discussed the plot, discussed some milk, how could it not be beautiful? ps2:今天开始收拾书评区,把那些碍眼的狗屎都扫掉,大家也收敛一下,不必骂了,别吓到萌新们,大家讨论一下剧情,谈论一些奶子,岂不美哉？ ps3: Moreover...... I said yesterday that is interstellar 2 this plays internal game role ID and code, does not fight the net account number, your languages are the big thing teacher teach...... ps3:另外……我昨天说的,是星际二这款游戏内部的游戏角色id和代码,并不是战网账号,你们的语文是大物老师教的吗……
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