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#40: What situation lying...... lying trough this is?

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Female Constable nips the lip, looks as if in playing the fool Sun Lang, drinks to ask in a low voice: „That what pacific herring canned food, did you bring how many? Or...... first throws several cans to go to have a look?” 女捕头咬了咬唇瓣,看着似乎在装傻的孙朗,低声喝问道:“那什么鲱鱼罐头,你带了多少？要不……先扔几罐进去看看？” Sun Lang gawked, then the old bosom consoles greatly: „How many cans? Really murders the resolute generation, but my inventory are not many, the new year's goods summon stipulation hand grenade and special grenade altogether can only have ten, this is the mood -type fundamental law...... since you plan to open the front door of new world, I am also this porcelain. Has)? intent)? Thinks)? Book)? Institute)” 孙朗愣了一下,然后老怀大慰:“几罐？真乃杀伐果决之辈,不过我这里存货也不多了,年货召唤规定手榴弹和特殊手雷总共只能带十个,这是情怀式的基本法……不过既然你打算推开新世界的大门,那我也是兹瓷的。有)?意)?思)?书)?院)” He pulls out the small iron pot: „Embroidered spring hall to throw two cans, gave stretch/open Jianyuan one can make commemorating, but also was left over two hand grenades...... I to mean the pacific herring canned food, this gave to you free.” 他掏出小铁罐来:“绣春堂扔了两罐,送给张建元一罐做了纪念,还剩下两枚手榴弹……我是说鲱鱼罐头,这个就免费送给你了。” Zhang Yinluo has a scare, anxious retreat: „I do not want! You move away this gadget!” 张银落吓了一跳,急急后退:“我才不要咧！你把这玩意儿拿开！” „How don't you so know the good and evil?” Sun Lang knits the brows saying that „the brothers on say/way know, b84 must spend 300 Great Yuan to buy, I give in vain your one, are you also choosy?” “你这人怎么如此不识好歹？”孙朗皱眉道,“道上的兄弟都知道,b84得花三百大元来买,我白送你一个,你还挑挑拣拣？” „...... I have not made you deliver me! I make you throw toward in! Throws!” “……我没让你送我！我让你往里扔！扔啊！” Ranger shakes heads: „Friend, practices the true knowledge, since you want to study this field of endeavor, must begin to throw toward in personally, do not despise this iron pot pot...... you to know, a model of weapon is great, is not because his might is how powerful, but is the average person can also use it with ease. But this pacific herring canned food, is profits from past mistakes and treats the illness to save the patient, the good medicine of adjustment neighborhood relations.” 游侠大摇其头:“朋友,实践出真知,你既然想要学习此道,就要亲自动手往里扔,你可别小看这铁罐罐……你要知道,一款武器之所以伟大,不是因为他威力如何强大,而是普通人也能轻松使用它。而这鲱鱼罐头,就是惩前毖后、治病救人、调节邻里关系的良药。” He holds this can of pacific herring canned food in the hand, sincere say/way: „Thinks to look, if you conflict with neighborhood, or had the enmity with somebody, what to do can? Resorts to arms the spear/gun, not only the wound is friendly, is not necessarily victorious, even if victorious, must go to the police station mostly one time, at this time, you needed the pacific herring canned food. But this pacific herring canned food, some various different usages, operated the pot to throw toward person each family, rather fell the low grade, you can buy the spirit lamp, made a small bracket, calculates time that the opposite party is going home, then lit heats up, this canned food heating, inside liquid expansion of gas, will blast out to the limit, the hot pacific herring canned food and warm juice will be in full bloom magnificently, in this case, will not offend somebody, will not smear own, will not keep the clue evidence, you can be used to retaliate the personal enemy, the retaliation stupid company, the person of retaliation not quality......” 他将这罐鲱鱼罐头托在手中,语重心长道:“想想看,你如果与邻里发生的冲突,或者跟某人有了仇怨,要怎么办？动刀动枪,不仅伤和气,还不一定打得过,就算打得过,多半也要去局子里都一遭,这时候,你就需要鲱鱼罐头了。而这鲱鱼罐头,也有各种各样不同的用法,开了罐往人家家里扔,未免落了下乘,你可以买个酒精灯,弄个小托架,计算着对方回家的时间,然后点燃加热,这罐头受热,里面液体气体膨胀,到了极限就会炸开,热热的鲱鱼罐头与热情的汁水就会华丽地怒放,这样的话,既不会伤人,也不会弄脏自己的手,也不会留下线索证据,你可以用来报复仇人,报复傻逼公司,报复没素质的人……” Zhang Yinluo is looking at him with the ice-cold look: „You simply are the residual of the world......” 张银落用冰冷的眼神望着他:“你这人简直是人间的残渣……” „Wuliangshou Buddha, is your woman baseless dirty person how pure?” Sun Lang stared in a big way the eye, „who was just said how many can of pacific herring canned food can throw to go in? Only one can lets embroider spring in the friends nausea in hall three months, how many cans do you want to throw unexpectedly? So does not have the human nature, but also having a face I?” “无量寿佛,你这女人怎么凭空污人清白？”孙朗瞪大了眼睛,“刚刚是谁说要扔几罐鲱鱼罐头进去的？只一罐就让绣春堂的朋友们恶心上三个月,你居然想扔几罐？这般没人性,还有脸来说我？” „I said your line!” Zhang Yinluo shouted, raised the sword to trample the front door, then wicked say/way, „I, if folded in inside, my family member will certainly not let off your!” “啊啊啊啊啊啊我说不过你行了吧！”张银落大喊了一声,提起刀剑一脚踹开了大门,回头恶狠狠道,“我要是折在里面,我家人一定不会放过你的！” Truly, hot-tempered, and has no patience, the character is partial to tsundere, but the obstinate argumentative appearance to a certain extent is the awarded marks point, for example the eye tearful reddened all over the face clenching teeth to rouse the cheeks to say „! And Not wet” and so on words, think actually also very to have the feeling, cannot stand up to play tricks on, the appearance of having a fit of temper examines carefully also is very interesting...... Sun Lang to look the back that opens wide Constable, nods again and again. 确实,脾气大了点,而且没什么耐心,性格偏向傲娇,但嘴硬的模样在某种程度上是加分点,比如说眼泪汪汪满脸通红偏偏咬着牙鼓着脸颊说“哼！才、才没有湿呢”之类的话,想想其实也挺带感的,经不住戏弄,发脾气的样子细看也挺有趣……孙朗望着张大捕头的背影,连连点头。 ...... The grass, I tread the horse what is thinking? ……哦草,我踏马的又在想什么？ However this fellow as if owed me a condition, to her proposed that coordinates me to conduct the requirements of treatment, can she promise me? 不过这家伙似乎欠了我一个条件啊,向她提出配合我进行治疗的要求,她会不会答应我？ Sun Lang is thinking like this, followed to enter this yard, the Zhang Yinluo sword guard, adopted the defense stance, but was expected that ten thousand arrows fired with the poisonous dart hard crossbow have not arrived, the surroundings still died general silent, no one. During the Zhang Yinluo doubt, Sun Lang has passed through the front courtyard to move toward the reception room, walks while shouted: „Wuliangshou Buddha, this poor Daoist is the convoy Daoist in Shentong Bodyguard office, gives the donors to supply water!” 孙朗这样思索着,也跟着走进了这间小院,张银落刀剑护身,摆出防御姿态,但预料中的万箭齐发与毒镖硬弩并没有到来,周围依然死一般寂静,没有一个人。张银落正狐疑间,孙朗早已穿过前院走向花厅,边走边喊:“无量寿佛,贫道乃是申通镖局的押运道人,来给施主们送水来啦！” „Is you!” Zhang Yinluo has a scare, rushes to follow, she runs up to side Sun Lang, alerts toward all around vigilantly, however here is one school lonesome however, a person's shadow does not have, female Constable first relaxes, then urgently said, „they had all been exposed? Blames you, wasted so many time......” “作死啦你！”张银落吓了一跳,赶忙跟上,她跑到孙朗身边,警惕地向着四周戒备,然而这里还是一派寂然,一个人影都没有,女捕头先是松了一口气,然后急道,“他们已经全都跑光了？都怪你,浪费了这么多时间……” „Do not be anxious, should not be anxious.” The Sun Lang corners of the mouth show a smile, place that „dark and windy night, the killing and torching day, this bird does not defecate, simply is the silencing a witness of crime best place, we pursued her is so long, how does she will not have the murderous intention? We dillydally the time, what worrying is she...... just here truly no one, how does she want to cope with us? Can it be that really to bury several hundred jin (0.5 kg) blasting explosive below?” “不要急,不要急。”孙朗嘴角露出一丝笑容,“月黑风高夜,杀人放火天,这鸟不拉屎的地方,简直是杀人灭口的最佳地点,我们追了她这么久,她怎么会不心生杀机？我们磨蹭时间,着急的是她……只不过这里确实没有人,那她想怎么对付我们呢？莫不是真的在下面埋了几百斤炸药？” Female Constable has a scare: „Real false, don't frighten me?” 女捕头吓了一大跳:“真的假的,你可别吓我？” She has studied abroad in Country of Parting Fire, this Raging Flames Theocracy is theocracy Theocracy, the spirit of worship flame, the advantage of firearm is listed as the highest in the world, an exchange as bandit country's lives, she naturally to Raging Flames Theocracy that „greatly is good, the caliber is just, explosion for art” the flame esthetics has profound understanding, several hundred jin (0.5 kg) blasting explosive in the might that the underground tumbling wreaks havoc, entire explodes the space this courtyard sufficiently, even ten Zhang Yinluo, are still probably difficult to escape a tribulation, looks the look that she is worrying about, Sun Lang says with a smile: „Felt relieved, several hundred jin (0.5 kg) blasting explosive was not the small number, who can easily make? Moreover explodes such big sound to come, how could it not be more noticeable? Female Cat Burglar was abducted by even white, Special Police Force is definitely disinclined to pay attention, but if in the city has several hundred jin (0.5 kg) explosive explosion, the damage common people residence incalculably, your police inspectors must investigate urgently may not, otherwise the black gauze cap wants not to guarantee......” 她好歹是在离火之国留过学的,这烈焰神权国是政教合一的神权国家,崇拜火焰之灵,火器之利雄居世界之最,作为一个毛子国的交流生,她自然对烈焰神权国那“大就是好,口径就是正义,爆炸即为艺术”的火焰美学深有体会,几百斤炸药在地下翻滚肆虐的威力,足以将这个院子整个炸到天上,就算有十个张银落,大概也难逃一劫,望着她担忧的神色,孙朗笑道:“放心好了,几百斤炸药不是小数目,谁能轻易弄来？而且炸出这么大动静来,岂不更引人注目？一个女飞贼被平白掳走,六扇门肯定懒得理会,但如果城中有几百斤炸药爆炸,损毁民居无算,你们派出所所长非得火急火燎地查案不可,否则乌纱帽就要不保了……” Zhang Yinluo thinks, truly is this principle, thinks that the total Constable beam uncommon that sanctimonious appearance with these dirty matters that does in secret, she sighed...... she unable to refute the Sun Lang words unexpectedly. 张银落想了想,确实是这个理,想到总捕头梁不凡那道貌岸然的模样与私底下做的那些龌龊事,她不禁叹了口气……她居然无法反驳孙朗的话。 Sun Lang looks at the female Constable expression secretly, nods again and again- fine, fine, although a muscle, but is not incurable, can be saved...... the character to be saved well. 孙朗偷瞄女捕头的表情,连连点头-善哉,善哉,虽然一根筋了点,但并不是无可救药,有救有救……性格有救就好。 ? Therefore what I have been thinking from start to the present? Really can turn into the cauldron furnace her? Doesn't matter? Although her chest is very big, but hasn't really related? 诶诶诶？所以说从开始到现在我一直在想什么？真要把她变成鼎炉吗？没关系吗？虽然她胸部很大,但是真的没关系吗？ Good, calm, calm, Sun Lang, listening, this is only a psychological inertia. When the baby and cub were just born, to seeing the first lifeform has the closeness, just like crossing over saw the first pretty younger sister when crossing over, will cannot help but list as the first meat toy on harem battle path her , in just, you obtained „the strength of big healthcare also to be able through the day after tomorrow exercise will control” the conclusion, you will have an unexplained coveting feeling to younger sister, but this was only a psychological inertia, do not let one's thoughts wander, do not want many, although her chest was truly big, but. Her temperament is not really good, moreover her family/home also calculates the big enterprise has lots of assets, the troublemaker gets up is not unattractive, moreover is easy to expose itself......, therefore, calm, is first calmer. 好吧,冷静,冷静,孙朗,听着,这只是一种心理惯性而已。正如婴儿和幼兽刚出生时,会对看到的第一个生物产生亲近感,正如穿越者在穿越后看到了第一个漂亮妹子时,会不由自主地将她列为后宫征途上的第一台肉玩具,所以,就在刚刚,你得出了“大保健之力也是可以通过后天的锻炼进行控制”的结论时,你就会对身边的妹子产生一种说不清道不明的觊觎感,但这只是一种心理惯性,你不要乱想,不要多想,虽然她胸部确实很大,但是她脾气着实不好,而且她家也算家大业大,闹将起来太不好看,而且容易暴露自己……所以,冷静,先冷静些。 Ranger is experiencing the ideological struggle, while bypasses the screen, walks toward behind, two people across the reception room, after the winding corridor, go to the back garden, taking advantage of moonlight, but sees everywhere the fallen leaf, overgrown with weeds, seems like very long has not lived excellently, very long has not handled...... had been treading the thick leave of grass, Zhang Yinluo and Sun Lang are seeking for the clue and trail of enemy, here has the pavilion, has the stone table, there is a withered pool, the sludge is sending out the odor, suddenly Zhang Yinluo at present one bright, is pointing at the stone table say/way: „Here is somewhat unusual! The surroundings are the fallen leaf deadwood weed everywhere, this stone table stone chair actually looks very clean, certainly has the issue!” 游侠一边经历着思想斗争,一边绕过屏风,向后面走去,两人穿过花厅,经过回廊,来到后园,借着月光,但见满地落叶,杂草丛生,看起来很久没有住过人,也很久没有打理过了……踏着厚厚的草叶,张银落和孙朗寻找着敌人的线索和踪迹,这里有凉亭,有石桌,也有干枯的池子,污泥散发着恶臭,突然张银落眼前一亮,指着石桌道:“这里有些异样！周围都是落叶枯枝杂草满地,这石桌石椅却看起来很干净,一定有问题！” At this time Sun Lang is distracted, in the eye of Ranger, a female Cat Burglar safety compared with his Uncle Sun software problem, is really tiny is not worth mentioning, therefore has not heard the Zhang Yinluo words, but female Constable this day leads by the nose by Sun Lang today, various detection and settling a lawsuit knowledge that before learned were useless, all difficult problems by this Ranger with inexplicable hooligan to solution, although on her mouth did not say, actually feels suffocated at heart. 此时孙朗正在走神,在游侠的眼中,一个女飞贼的安危比起他孙大爷的个人问题,实在渺小得不值一提,所以就没听到张银落的话,而女捕头今天这一天都被孙朗牵着鼻子走,以前学到的各种侦查与断案知识一个都没用到,一切的难题都是被这游侠用莫名的野路子给解决的,虽然她嘴上不说,心里却憋着一口气。 This time arrived at the time of showing off finally, she looked that Sun Lang has not spoken the opposition, therefore three and do two steps, arrived by the stone table, the preparation inspects to have the mechanism/organization secretly thought carefully...... 这次终于到了显摆的时刻了,她看孙朗并未出言反对,所以三步并作两步,来到了石桌旁,准备仔细检查一下有没有机关暗道…… In an instant, a loud sound, the stone table surrounding floor collapses instantaneously, the female Constable under foot, cannot help but to falling, her calls out in alarm one, the body actually reacts subconsciously, right hand startled great wild goose sword instantaneously even to stab, wants to prick in the wall, obtains the standpoint, but that surrounding wall is the fine steel casts unexpectedly, moreover spreads the fat, the startled great wild goose sword is the soft sword, the hasty thorn cannot hold unexpectedly, in her eye flashes through a despair,...... 刹那间,一声巨响,石桌周围的地板瞬间坍塌,女捕头脚下一空,不由自主地向下跌去,她惊叫一声,身体却下意识地做出反应,右手惊鸿剑瞬间平刺,想要刺入墙壁之中,取得立足点,但是那周围的墙壁竟然是精钢所铸,而且涂有油脂,惊鸿剑又是软剑,仓促一刺居然捅不进去,她眼中闪过一丝绝望,难道…… Distracted Sun Lang hears calling out in alarm of Zhang Yinluo, recovers suddenly, in an instant, the Ranger form plunders just like the eagle, figure quickly like lightning, since a left arm that held on Zhang Yinluo, entrains from the trap her suddenly, but has not ended! While Zhang Yinluo falls into the trap, this quiet botanical garden turned into the place of death in an instant, the innumerable mechanism/organization hard crossbows and poisonous dart iron arrows fly to shoot like the rainstorm, almost covered each corner in garden! 正在走神的孙朗听到张银落的惊呼,猛然回过神来,刹那间,游侠的身影宛如雄鹰般一掠而过,身形快如闪电,一把拉住了张银落的左臂,将她从陷阱中猛然拽起,不过还没完！就在张银落跌入陷阱的同时,这座静谧的园林刹那间变成了死亡之地,无数机关硬弩、毒镖铁箭如暴雨般飞射,几乎覆盖住了园中的每一个角落！ Sun Lang still shaken Zhang Yinluo will embrace in the bosom, the look like the ancient well without ripples, his figure shuttles back and forth in the arrow rain, the left hand non-stop the hidden weapon that opens out to shoot, unexpectedly withstood/top the offensive that ten thousand arrows are firing to clash! 孙朗将惊魂未定的张银落揽在怀中,眼神如古井无波,他的身形在箭雨中穿梭,左手不停拨开射来的暗器,居然顶着万箭齐发的攻势一路冲了出去！ The neglected advice sound howls, Zhang Yinluo raised the head, actually can only see opposite party that tranquil face, as if all dangers cannot let his changing countenance slightest, in her heart stabilizes gradually, as if in the high sea tsunami, found a firm giant wheel, even the storm like the anger, does not need the least bit sadly...... 耳边风声呼啸,张银落抬起头来,却只能看到对方那平静的面孔,仿佛一切的危险都不能让他动容分毫,她心中渐渐安定,仿佛在怒涛海啸之中,找到了一艘坚固的巨轮,即使风浪如怒,也无需半点忧愁…… Suddenly, she had a scare by oneself this thought that link looks in all directions, Sun Lang has hugged her to crash in the reception room, the surroundings have no danger, on her face somewhat blushes, said in a low voice: „Puts me to get down quickly!” 突然间,她被自己这念头吓了一跳,环首四顾,孙朗已经抱着她冲进了花厅,周围已经没有什么危险,她脸上有些发红,低声道:“快放我下来！” Grass, the time in it seems like that this battlefield could not forget for a short time...... Sun Lang just returned safe and sound from the arrow rain rushes over, thinks at once the past battlefield past event, heard Zhang Yinluo shouted lowly, felt pleasantly warmly such as the body of jade, in own cherished anxious swaying from side to side, he recovered. 艹,看来这战场上的功夫一时半会儿是忘不掉了……孙朗刚刚从箭雨中毫发无损地冲了过去,一时之间想到了昔日沙场旧事,听到张银落的低喊,感受到温软如玉的身躯在自己怀中不安的扭动,他才回过神来。 Then, he saw was hugged by oneself in the bosom, face a little slightly red female Constable. 然后,他就看到了被自己抱在怀中,面孔有点微红的女捕头。 „......?” “……诶？” The opposite party „put how long I get down you also to hold the shyness besides a face quickly”, probably without other anything responded. 对方除了一脸“快放我下来啦你还要抱多久”的羞涩之外,好像没有其他什么反应。 Also does not have the whole body to twitch, does not have the eye to turn white, below has not leaked off any strange liquid. 既没有全身抽搐,也没有眼睛翻白,下面也没有漏出什么奇怪的液体。 „......!?” “……诶诶诶诶诶诶诶诶！？” ps1: Many thanks care and loving care, do not need to be worried, I had fought many battles to see a lot, I have seen compared with that brutal hateful 100 times of supercilious look wolf readers, this is actually not anything...... present I, beforehand was stronger, because there are you, although the grove big what bird had, however most readers, were the good friends. ps1:多谢各位的关心与爱护,不必担心,我可是身经百战见得多了,比那残酷可恶一百倍的白眼狼读者我都见过,这其实并不算什么……现在的我,比以前坚强许多,因为有你们在嘛,虽说林子大了什么鸟都有,但是绝大多数的读者,都是好朋友的。 ps2: Un, such as you see, starting today, the relations of Sun Lang and Zhang Yinluo, will soon enter a brand-new transition period( sincere). ps2:嗯,如你们所见,从今天开始,孙朗与张银落的关系,即将进入一个全新的转折期(正色)。 ps3: And said that private affair- couple days ago found time to pass void losing, read the plot, but that partnership model has not actually played. I have not played interstellar 2, is a novice, is really not cruel enough to entrap the strange teammate, the object but who if entraps is own book friend, my completely no pressure. Therefore, has the interstellar two to play very much good big hand senior driver, the belt/bring I, rises the rising experience? Can make me lie down was looking that you hit two that( just look). ps3:以及说件私事-前几天抽空把虚空之遗通了,看了看剧情,不过那合作模式却没玩过。我没怎么玩星际二,算是个新手,实在不忍心去坑害陌生的队友,但如果坑害的对象是自家的书友的话,那我就完全没有什么心理压力了。所以,有没有星际二玩得很好的大手子老司机,带带我,涨涨见识？能让我躺着看你一打二的那种(正义的眼神)。
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