Chapter 332 Empire good son-in-law 第332章帝国好女婿 All anger, gush out in all these. 所有的怒火,在这一切喷薄而出。 Evil livestock. 孽畜。 Domestic animal. 畜生。 Lovers. 野男人。 Bastards. 王八蛋。 Raised more than ten years of cabbage, was given the arch by your wild boar! 养了十几年的大白菜,就这么被你这头野猪给拱了！ Opens wide the mister to angrily roar, wielded sanction of iron fist Mount Tai: „...... The old man fought you!” 张大先生怒吼着,挥出了泰山之制裁铁拳:“……老夫跟你拼了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！” Some people have said that most angers, actually originate from own are incompetent. 有人说过,绝大多数的愤怒,其实来源于自己的无能。 Opens wide the mister at this moment, has profound understanding. 张大先生此时此刻,想必对此深有体会吧。 The heavy blows that oneself contain ones anger to wield, were blocked by the opposite party conveniently, that tortoise lamb also having a face smiles unexpectedly: „Father-in-law, I come to here to not to fight against you......” 自己含怒挥出的重拳,被对方随手挡住,那个王八羔子竟然还有脸嘿嘿一笑:“岳父啊,我来这里可不是为了跟你打架的……” Mount Tai Sir roared: „Do not call my father-in-law! Your this boor!” 泰山大人咆哮道:“不要叫我岳父！你这个野小子！” Sun Lang still said with a smile: „Do not take seriously, I also called to play, had not planned that looked for a sitting on somebody's back father to oneself......” 孙朗依然是笑吟吟道:“别当真,我也只是叫着玩玩,并没有打算给自己找个骑在头上的爹……” „Plays?” The anger of father-in-law Sir rises rather than drop, must be mad to fly simply, the anger exclaimed, „really wants to play with my daughter's sentiment! Your this heartless fickle waste! Domestic animal! The old men...... the old man was at cost of this life, will not make you work!” “玩玩？”岳父大人的怒火不降反升,简直要气得飞了起来,怒吼道,“果然是想玩弄我女儿的感情吧！你这个负心薄幸的人渣！畜生！老夫……老夫就是拼了这条老命,也不会让你得逞的！” Sun Lang raised up the finger in the mouth: „, Breathes out, opening young tiger, low voice, if directed the person in mansion, feared that is not good to end......” 孙朗在嘴边竖起了手指:“嘘,嘘嘘嘘,张大彪啊,小声点,要是把府中的人引了过来,怕是不好收场……” „Who opens wide the young tiger!” Zhang Daxian is angry a Buddha to ascend to heaven two Buddha born, the fist palm like the blade, the violent force attacks to Sun Lang. “谁是张大彪啊！”张大先生气得一佛升天二佛出世,拳掌如刀,猛力向孙朗攻来。 That is you are naturally situated the eldest child, seems like very......, therefore called the opening young tiger, what problem had? 那自然是你排行老大,看起来又挺……嗯,所以叫张大彪,有什么毛病吗？ However Sun Lang looked that this big young tiger bristles with anger, the pair of eyes anger opens the eyes, if such honest told him, feared that do not make his heart blood vessel of brain explode, first time girl who had liking, comes to visit the father-in-law for the first time, obviously is the dream general time, was actually air/Qi this father-in-law, was really inappropriate...... 不过孙朗看这张大彪怒发冲冠,双眼怒睁,如果这么老实跟他说了,怕不是要让他心脑血管爆炸,第一次有了喜欢的女孩子,第一次上门拜访岳父,明明是梦幻一般的时间,却把岳父气成了这样,实在是不妥贴…… Sun Lang sighed, the both hands chaotic racket, looked like the kitten to wield the claw to brandish the tortoise fist like that this no methodicalness standard keeps off every to open wide the offensive of mister to reduce and solve one time with ease, he innocent said: „You do not make me shout your father-in-law, does not make me call you to open wide the young tiger, really makes me feel embarrassed......” 孙朗叹了口气,双手乱拍,就像是小猫挥爪那般抡着王八拳,偏偏这毫无章法的格挡每一次都将张大先生的攻势轻松化解,他一脸无辜道:“您不让我喊你岳父,也不让我叫你张大彪,真是让我为难啊……” „Bah!” Opens wide the mister to roar, „called my Sir stretch/open!” “呸！”张大先生咆哮道,“叫我张大人！” „......” Sun Lang shows the whites of the eyes, „has a look at you, has a look at you, as the people's servant, does not know that serves for the people, knows to put on the bureaucratic airs, carries the red flag counter- red flag, said is people like you, tiny big broken officer also feels all right to say the Sir......” “……”孙朗翻了个白眼,“看看你,看看你,身为人民公仆,一点都不知道为人民服务,就知道摆官架子,扛着红旗反红旗,说的就是您这种人啊,芝麻绿豆大的破官儿也好意思自称大人……” „Is tiny big?” Opens wide the mister to get angry instead smiles extremely, „may I ask you to live in what Zhi, where takes a higher position?” “芝麻绿豆大？”张大先生怒极反笑,“敢问您老人家身居何职,在哪儿高就啊？” Sun Lang withdraws two steps, smiles proudly, then the tiger body shakes, air/Qi of invisible Overlord passes the body, pressing the disturbance is automatic, the vegetation bends down lowly, his right hand held down the own forehead, revealed an eye, smiled gloomy coldly: „Since you asked me sincerely, I showed mercy tell you......” 孙朗退后两步,傲然一笑,然后虎躯一震,一阵无形的王霸之气透体而出,压得风波自动,草木低伏,他右手按住了自己的额头,露出了一只眼,阴沉冷冽地笑了起来:“既然你诚心诚意地问我,那我就大发慈悲地告诉你……” Zhang Daxian entertains feelings sinks, then swallowed a saliva, the heartbeat sped up slowly, this young bastard, looked like from the stone jumps, martial arts was much stronger, making one unable to feel his way, the respected family who if he came from some hidden world really or had any fearful root foot, that could not be joined to Yinluo......! It is not right! Even martial arts is strong, the background is big, the boy child of this weary is impolite, under punches utmost, Yinluo cannot certainly marry him! 张大先生心中一沉,然后咽了口口水,心跳慢慢加快,这个小王八蛋,就像是从石头里蹦出来似的,偏偏武功强得惊人,让人摸不着他的路数,如果他真是来自某个隐世的大家族或者有什么可怕的根脚,那也不是配不上银落……呸！不对！就算武功再强,来头再大,这惫懒的厮子无礼之极,欠揍之至,银落一定不能嫁给他！ Although is thinking like this, but he is in the heart somewhat anticipated slightly, wants to listen to the Sun Lang anything background, after all everyone was curious is too long...... 虽然是这样想着,但他还是心中略略有些期待,想要听一听孙朗到底什么来路,毕竟所有人都好奇太久了…… Under opening wide mister slightly anxiously gaze, Sun Lang sighed in a soft voice, in the eye flashed through the faint trace vicissitudes, recalled with passing, for several years the change of the seasons, the hometown, another region, all fluctuated erratically like the vicissitudes, something, he almost must forget cleanly, these secrets, hid in the hearts forever...... 在张大先生略微紧张的注视下,孙朗轻声一叹,眼中闪过了丝丝沧桑,追忆和过往,数年斗转星移,故乡,他乡,一切都如沧海桑田般变幻不定,有些事情,他几乎都要遗忘得一干二净,将那些秘密,永远地藏在心间…… „Does not want to make anybody know that but since the father-in-law asked that I cannot conceal......” “原本不想让任何人知道的,但既然岳父问起来了,那我也不能隐瞒了……” He smiles bitterly and astringently, then closed the eye: „Good, I confessed to you, I once was the eight levels of members in first office, noble thunderclap platinum vp, glorious QQ as well as heart moon/month super vp, the honorary chairman of white silk association, great- the big priest of breast mission, moreover was the honored B stand big member......” 他苦涩一笑,然后闭上了眼睛:“好吧,我向您坦白,我曾经是第一会所的八级会员,高贵的迅雷白金vp,荣耀的qq以及心月超级vp,白丝协会的名誉会长,巨—乳教团的大祭司,另外还是尊贵的b站大会员……” „......” What, although could not understand this boy saying that but publicized the mister still to feel trembling in soul by fits and starts, he jumped several characters from the gap between teeth, „I asked that you have been an official?” “……”虽然听不懂这厮在说什么,但张大先生依然能感受到一阵又一阵的灵魂上的战栗,他从牙缝里蹦出来几个字,“我问你当过官吗？” „Manager and does the language class representative calculate?” Is welcoming the opposite party murder vision, Sun Lang raised both hands, „good, good, but, I several years ago really has the establishment, afterward thought the boss is too silly- compels, therefore took off to travel, you also relaxed, recently this way of the world was not good, I thought this national pill, after you fished one, hurried to run......” “管理员和语文课代表算吗？”迎着对方杀人般的目光,孙朗举起了双手,“好吧,好吧,不过真的,我几年前确实有编制,后来觉得老板太傻—逼,所以就卷铺盖跑路了,您也悠着点啊,最近这世道不行,我看这国家药丸,你捞一笔之后也赶紧跑吧……” Opens wide the mister thorough violent to walk- I special just also hold a fantasy and trust of faint trace to the bastard unexpectedly! 张大先生彻底暴走-我特么刚刚居然还对着王八蛋抱有一丝丝的幻想和信任！ He thought that own whole body is burning, the blood is seething with excitement, np and anger trough all filled, making him angry roar is firing into Sun Lang, beat, punched while shouted: „I take great pains, fosters so the hero appearance the daughter, consumed many painstaking care, took on many worry! Was counting on her meteoric rise, the illustrious lintel, making me be able rest assured that making me gratified, you may be booing! Casualness my treasure daughter cheating! You used what weird magecraft, hateful trick!” 他觉得自己全身都在燃烧,血液都在沸腾,np和怒气槽全都满了,令他怒吼着冲向孙朗,拳打脚踢,边揍边喊:“我煞费苦心,将女儿养成这般英杰模样,耗了多少心血,担了多少忧心！就指望着她青云直上,光耀门楣,让我放心,让我欣慰,你可倒好！随随便便就把我这宝贝女儿给骗走了！你到底用了什么邪门的术法,可恨的伎俩！” He beats, all fails, at once, pants, opens wide the mister to stop in same place, rested a while, is staring Sun Lang wickedly, hiss sound said: „For these days she went home to stay a while, raised you each time, exhibited an aerobic and funny appearance, was saying was saying smiled, the old man has not seen that child to have such stupid appearance! She comes back each time, the old men want to punch 10,000 fists you! Harms old man expenses to increase, every night must destroy five wooden stakes!” 他拳打脚踢,全都落空,一时之间,气喘吁吁,张大先生停在原地,休息了一会儿,恶狠狠地瞪着孙朗,嘶声道:“这几天她回家小住,每次提起你,都摆出一副又好气又好笑的模样,说着说着就自顾自地笑了起来,老夫从来都没有见过那孩子有这么蠢的模样！每次她回来住,老夫都想把你揍上一万拳！害得老夫这房开销增加,每天晚上都要打坏五个木桩！” A Sun Lang face approval nods: „Your forehand is incapable, backhands not fine, truly should practice......” 孙朗一脸赞同地点了点头:“你正手无力,反手不精,确实应该多练练……” Opens wide the mister does not seem to hear this saying, he is breathing heavily, gnash one's teeth said: „Comes back each time, sits walks, as if not manage a household here! Lived in one only at home in the evening, in the morning also gets up early, said that must go back to prepare food, complete be with smile on the face, no does not prefer, probably was also used to this life...... your boy, the old man must butcher you!” 张大先生似乎没有听到这话,他喘着粗气,咬牙切齿道:“每次回来,坐坐就走,似乎已经不把这里当家了！就是唯一在家里住了一晚上,早晨也早早起来,说要回去做饭,完完全全面带笑容,没有一点不情愿,好像还习惯了这种生活……哦哦哦哦哦哦哦你这小子,老夫要宰了你啊啊啊啊啊啊！” „Don't this.” Sun Lang gives the thumbs-up, „Yinluo puts on the appearance that the apron juggles, doesn't surpass to praise?” “别这样嘛。”孙朗竖起了大拇指,“银落穿着围裙忙里忙外的样子,不是超赞吗？” „Naturally surpasses to praise......!” Opens wide the mister to fly into a rage saying that „my daughter raised was so big, to prepare food to you?” “当然超赞……个屁啊！”张大先生暴跳如雷道,“我女儿养了这么大,就是为了给你做饭的吗？” „Looked at you saying that the key must look at her own idea, if she wanted to be the housewife, my porcelain, after all safely was certainly proper, but do not misunderstand, this not ordered by the emperor personally, she, if wanted to cut the person to fight to take risk to set on fire, my also this porcelain.” “瞧你说的,关键还是要看她自己的想法啊,她如果想要做家庭主妇,我当然兹瓷啊,毕竟平平安安才是正经啊,但你不要误会,这并不是什么钦定,她如果想要出去砍人打架冒险放火,那我也兹瓷啊。” Sun Lang goes forward two steps, patted father-in-law's shoulder, sincere say/way: „You do not understand, this person, does not know. A destiny of person, no doubt must look at individual struggle, must watch the advancement of history, your daughter is making public official in Mingzhou, how to run into me? This called to remain silent to get rich, can run into me, that was really her good fortune, in any case her in Special Police Force, when the eagle claw grandson, crawled step by step upward then turns into the dirty Sir to be much stronger, which general column country of royal government present haven't I seen? I talked and laughed merrily with them......” 孙朗上前两步,拍了拍岳父的肩膀,语重心长道:“你不懂,这人呐,就是不知道。一个人的命运啊,固然要看个人的奋斗,也要看历史的进程,你这女儿在明州做着公务员,怎么就遇到了我呢？这就叫闷声发大财啊,能遇到我,那真是她的福分,反正比她在六扇门当鹰爪孙、一步步往上爬然后变成肮脏的大人要强得多,朝廷现在的哪个将军柱国我没见过？我跟他们谈笑风生……” Zhang Daxian is angry the whole body to tremble, points at Sun Lang saying: „Your this little thing, except for the mouthful lie, boasted the nonsense, what will also do?” 张大先生气得浑身发抖,指着孙朗道:“你这小东西,除了满嘴谎话,吹牛胡说,还会干点什么？” „You believe it or not.” Sun Lang shrugs reluctantly, „, I do not come to quarrel with you in any case, comes, we enter the room to discuss......” “你爱信不信。”孙朗无奈地耸了耸肩,“啊,反正我又不是来跟你吵架的,来来来,我们进屋谈……” „Old man has nothing to discuss with you! Get lost to me!” Opens wide the mister to shout greatly, „comes the person! Gives me to rumble to go out him!” “老夫跟你没什么好谈的！给我滚出去！”张大先生大喊道,“来人！把他给我轰出去！” Sun Lang smiled Yin sadly: „Father-in-law Sir, the wind is too big, do not dodge the tongue, said you possibly not to believe that together your whole family folded in also insufficiently me hits......” 孙朗阴恻恻地笑了:“岳父大人,风太大,您别闪了舌头,说出来你可能不信,你们全家叠在一块也不够我打的……” Mount Tai Sir was given to have a scare by his sneering, retroceded two steps, he dares to beat Sun Lang before, angrily roars to roar, thought completely this boy turned after all the own daughter, even if were not concerned about face, was still insufficient to play rough to oneself, has not thought that...... he was probably shameless than the imagination in! 泰山大人被他的冷笑给吓了一跳,不禁后退了两步,他之前敢对孙朗拳打脚踢,怒吼咆哮,完全是觉得这厮毕竟拐走了自己的女儿,就算再不要脸,也不至于对自己动粗,没想到……他好像比想象中还要无耻啊！ He read and this, somewhat was fearful and apprehensive, was hit one but actually , under forgave this young bastard not to dare the heavy hand, but......, if shouted comes excellently, under big crowd of people, oneself solemn Zhang head of household, by a little animal was knocked down, shot first with one hand and then the other, this, this may really be...... the great shame! 他一念及此,就有些胆战心惊,被打一顿倒也罢了,谅这小混蛋也不敢下重手,但是……如果喊过人来,大庭广众之下,自己堂堂张家家主,被一个小畜生打翻在地,左右开弓,这,这可真是……奇耻大辱啊！ Therefore publicized the mister to retrocede two steps, outwardly fierce but inwardly faint-hearted say/way: „You...... do not act unreasonably! Was known by Yinluo, you think that she will let off you?” 于是张大先生后退了两步,色厉内荏道:“你……你可不要乱来！被银落知道了,你以为她会放过你吗？” Sun Lang sighed one lightly, on the face revealed to be sad and dismal, looks up to the sky, said lightly: „Yinluo, after I come back, wants to give you secretly a pleasant surprise, wants to visit personally, obtains the approval and blessing of your family member, but, your father dislikes me to be lowborn, the family background despises, insulted to me in every possible way, taunts, said that I could not be joined to you, making me leave you immediately, otherwise 1000 means made me unable to stay in Mingzhou, although I was angry very much, but he after all was your father, therefore I swallowed an insult, exercised forbearance everywhere, wants to touch him with the sincerity, what a pity he regard me to worthlessly, a point could not take a liking to me, but also the public insult I, must let your family guard me. Drives out......” 孙朗轻叹一声,脸上流露出了哀伤与悲凉,仰望天空,淡淡道:“银落,我回来之后,本想偷偷给你一个惊喜,想要亲自上门,获得你家人的认可和祝福,但没想到,你父亲嫌我出身卑微,家世鄙薄,对我百般侮辱,冷嘲热讽,说我配不上你,让我立刻离开你,否则有一千种办法让我在明州待不下去,我虽然很生气,但他毕竟是你的父亲,所以我忍气吞声,处处忍让,想要用诚意打动他,可惜他视我为草芥,一点都瞧不上我,还当众侮辱我,要让你家护卫将我赶出去……” He hidden calmly is being resentful and sad, belittled resentfulness, insulted sadness, the performing skill is so astonishing, the sentiment is so sincere, is hears simply is sad, seeing burst into tears, opens wide the mister to stare in a big way the eye, as a simple and honest feudalism old guardian, he has not really seen the so impudent and shameless fellow. 他语气平静中隐藏着愤懑与哀伤,被小觑的愤懑,被侮辱的悲伤,演技如此惊人,感情如此真挚,简直是闻者伤心,见者流泪,张大先生瞪大了眼睛,作为一个淳朴的封建主义旧家长,他实在没有见过如此厚颜无耻的家伙。 This brat put the blame on victim unexpectedly...... 这兔崽子竟然倒打一耙…… What is more provoking is...... Yinluo as if eats this set very much! 更令人生气的是……银落似乎很吃这一套！ Perhaps realized that perhaps the disadvantage, wanted numb Sun Lang, perhaps the anger has vented was similar, opens wide the mister long to sigh: „Before...... me, is thinking, must have a look at to shake five to confuse three men my daughter is what virtue *, if a glib, does not have the pretty boy of skill, my fist beats his head! But now......, you, although * the standard weary, the skill had, why not to make a big enterprise, when the time comes, can make Yinluo marry sight?” 也许认识到了自己所处的劣势,也许想要麻木孙朗,也许怒火已经发泄的差不多了,张大先生长长地叹了口气:“罢了……我之前还想着,要看看把我女儿晃得五迷三道的男人到底是个什么德*,如果是个油嘴滑舌、没有本事的小白脸,那我一拳打烂他的脑袋！但如今……唉,你虽然*格惫懒了点,本事却有,何不做出一番大事业,到时候,也能让银落风风光光地嫁了？” Sun Lang was startled, then on the face appeared the color of move, he held down the own chest, said with emotions: „Mount Tai, be honest with you, my Sun has had fought many battles, seeing were many, present I, only want one bowl of steaming hot soft food......” 孙朗怔了一下,然后脸上浮现出了感动之色,他按住了自己的心口,动情地说道:“泰山啊,不瞒你说,我孙某人已经身经百战,见得多了,如今的我,只想吃一碗热气腾腾的软饭……” Opening wide the mister also covered chest- he thought that the own heart pulls out is a little sore, Mount Tai Sir is pointing at Sun Lang tremblingly: „Do you...... you want to irritate me?” 张大先生也捂住了心口-他觉得自己的心脏一抽一抽地有点疼,泰山大人颤巍巍地指着孙朗:“你……你想气死我吗？” „I thought communicates with the father-in-law Sir like this, is really because of blowing the silk stops.” The Sun Lang sincere say/way, „was sorry you, see the father-in-law for the first time, anxious, you exhaust oneself, took on much, had the advanced experience when you, later saw other fathers-in-law, should good many......” “我只是觉得跟岳父大人这样交流,真是因吹丝停。”孙朗诚恳道,“抱歉了您呐,第一次见岳父,紧张了点,您受累,多多担待,有了在您这边的先进经验,以后见其他岳父时,应该会好很多……” Publicized the mister to taste finally: „Completely you are look for a job right!” 张大先生终于回过味来了:“你完全是来找事的对吧！” „Looked at you to say.” Sun Lang smiles elatedly, „am I so bored? I come today, the goal has two, this first, first comes with your demonstration of authority, making you realize itself the weak position in father and son-in-law relations......” “瞧您说的。”孙朗笑得欢畅,“我有这么无聊吗？我今天来啊,目的有两个,这第一呢,是先来跟您一个下马威,让您认识到自己在翁婿关系中的弱势地位……” „......” Has started to roll the eyes situated in Mount Tai Sir of absolute weak position. “……”处于绝对弱势地位的泰山大人已经开始翻白眼了。 „Then, my a little minor matter, must consult the father-in-law Sir.” “然后呢,我有一点小事,要请教一下岳父大人。” This saying seems like stimulant, lets open wide the mister look brightly one- young fellow! You need help from me unexpectedly! Do you dare to need help from me unexpectedly? 这话像是一针兴奋剂,让张大先生眼神一亮-好小子！你居然有求于我！你竟然敢有求于我？ The man olds before his time jump to set out immediately, the strength on the foot, called out arrogantly: „You have a dream! The old men will not tell you absolutely anything!” 小老头立刻跳起身来,劲头就足了,趾高气扬地叫道:“你做梦！老夫绝对不会告诉你任何事情的！” Sun Lang sighed: „This, considers as finished...... also wants to ask that your child names......” 孙朗叹了口气:“这样啊,算了……还想问问你孩子叫什么名来着……” These words look like together the startling thunderclap, will publicize the mister to divide dumbfoundedly, he said sternly: „What child? Have you...... you done the matter of drifting along unexpectedly?” 这句话就像是一道惊雷,将张大先生劈得目瞪口呆,他厉声道:“什么孩子？你们……你们竟然做过苟且之事了？” Sun Lang sees the father-in-law Sir to breathe accelerates, the appearance that a blood pressure rises dramatically, thought that perhaps will crack a joke will again have an accident, he shakes the head: „Not nervous, is not hurried, the revolution has not succeeded, my son-in-law is still trying hard- this is not the key point of issue, actually, I want to ask one about Yinluo, very important matter.” 孙朗见岳父大人呼吸加速,一副血压飙升的模样,觉得再开玩笑也许就会出事,他摇了摇头:“莫慌,莫慌,革命尚未成功,小婿还在努力-这不是问题的重点,其实呢,我想问一件关于银落的,很重要的事情。” At this point, his facial expression has become very serious, publicized the mister to feel this atmosphere, received the angry look, said earnestly: „What matter?” 说到这里,他的神情已经变得很严肃,张大先生感受到了这氛围,也收起了愤怒的神色,认真道:“什么事情？” Sun Lang organized a language, the probe to ask: „That...... the father-in-law, is Yinluo you one's own?” 孙朗组织了一下语言,试探地问道:“那个……岳父啊,银落是不是你亲生的？” „...... You roll!” “……你滚！” „Aiya, do not play rough, here is not speech place, we went to say that...... do not be noisy do not be noisy......” “哎呀,别动粗嘛,这里不是说话的地儿,我们进去说……别闹别闹……” „Your this little animal! I was look to understand! You want to irritate the old man, then wrested away Yinluo logically, to is not right! The old men will not make...... you who your plot works let go! Be not entraining me! Lets loose the old man quickly!” “你这小畜生！我算是看明白了！你想来气死老夫,然后就顺理成章地霸占了银落,对也不对！老夫是不会让你的阴谋得逞的……你松手！别拽着我！快放开老夫！”