Chapter 329 this small mother skin will sexually harass me unexpectedly! 第329章这小娘皮居然会调戏我了！ When Sun Lang returns to fish the immortal building, Zhang Yinluo snort/hum the song is tidying up the tableware to place the breakfast. 孙朗回到钓仙楼时,张银落正哼着小曲收拾碗筷摆放早饭。 Turns the head to see Sun Lang, she first is on the face one happy, then puts on a serious face, snort/hum, turned the head one side. 转头看到孙朗,她先是脸上一喜,然后板起了脸,哼了一声,将头扭到一旁。 Ranger enters the great hall, first deeply inspires, the whole person felt to relax, he looked to Zhang Yinluo, sincere say/way: „Yinluo......” 游侠走进大堂,先是深深吸了口气,整个人就感到放松了,他看向张银落,正色道:“银落啊……” „, What's wrong?” Zhang Yinluo hear of he said seriously, three points of curiosity, seven points alerts actually, for fear that this goods do the matter that anything shocks everybody seriously. “啊,怎么了？”张银落听他说得郑重,倒是三分好奇,七分戒备,生怕这货又一本正经干出什么惊世骇俗的事情。 Sun Lang is looking at the young girl, serious said: „Later do not go shopping to that rural fair, knows?” 孙朗望着少女,一脸严肃道:“以后不要到那个集市上买东西了,识得唔识得？” „...... Said with you!” Zhang Yinluo hears word, on face one red, white Sun Lang, the anger said ruthlessly, „your deceased person, does such shameless matter under big crowd of people, you are not concerned about face, I am also concerned about face, like this was good, the neighbor neighbors saw, where do I later have a face go to there to do grocery shopping again? Shamed also to shame!” “……用你说！”张银落闻言,脸上一红,狠狠白了孙朗一眼,怒道,“你这死人,在大庭广众之下干这么无耻的事情,你不要脸,我还要脸呢,这样好了,街坊邻居都看到了,我以后哪里有脸再去那里买菜？羞也羞死了！” „Fine, fine.” Sun Lang nods, „, Yinluo you misunderstood me, heard that the Mingzhou City public security was very not recently good, if you stared by the crazy man (Han), that. I was just demonstrating the fearful place of crazy man (Han) to you, trains, making you know in heart......, therefore, remembered, if bumped into the person who stared at you not to put to harbor evil intentions on the road, the tall butcher was three big five thick butchers, so long as he dares to come, you began to hit by all means......” “善哉,善哉。”孙朗点了点头,“还有,银落你误会我了,听说最近明州城治安很不好,你要是被痴汉盯上,那还了得。我刚刚是在向你演示一下痴汉的可怕之处,演练一番,让你心里有数……所以,记住了啊,如果在路上碰到了盯着你不放不怀好意的人,无论是五大三粗的屠夫还是三大五粗的屠夫,只要他敢过来,你只管动手就打……” „Do I believe you to blame...... wait/etc?” Zhang Yinluo suddenly discovered the blind spot, the expression becomes the doubt, „do you have such good intention? I was teased and teased by the neighbor neighbor, isn't the matter that your boy loves? Why you will tell me specially, do not go to that rural fair again?” “我信你才怪……等等？”张银落突然发现了盲点,表情变得狐疑,“你有这么好心？我被街坊邻居取笑和戏谑,不是你这厮喜闻乐见的事情吗？你为什么会特意告诉我,不要再去那个集市了？” She looks disdainfully Sun Lang, on the face the color of suspicion is strong gradually: „...... Do you do the matter that what should not do?” 她睥睨孙朗,脸上怀疑之色渐浓:“……你是不是干了什么不该干的事情？” Sun Lang said excitedly: „Is your baseless dirty person pure? Is the neighbor neighbors, lowers the head does not see to raise the head to see, do I bully them to do?” 孙朗勃然道:“你怎么凭空污人清白？都是街坊邻居,低头不见抬头见的,我欺负他们干什么？” Zhang Yinluo looked, where cannot find out the issue to leave, resentful however snort/hum , to continue the straightening up dishes, Sun Lang thrusts out the face to collect the help, Zhang Yinluo does not shove open him patiently: „Dies dead, but also without did accounts...... at that time in the head with you one group of starch, muddleheaded took away Li Tuhu cleaver, ate meal also to send back......” 张银落看了一圈,想不出问题出在哪里,悻悻然哼了一声,继续拾掇碗碟,孙朗腆着脸凑上来帮忙,张银落不耐烦地将他推开:“死开死开,还没跟你算账呢……当时脑袋里一团浆糊,稀里糊涂就把李屠户的切肉刀拿走了,吃饭完还得给人送回去……” Sun Lang hears word, in the eye none flashes, patted the chest calmly: „I come, I come, Yinluo your cheek is tender, going is very definitely shy, my face is thick-skinned, does not fear this, comes, the blade the blade, my sends back to you!” 孙朗闻言,眼中精光一闪,不动声色地拍了拍胸膛:“我来,我来,银落你面皮嫩,去了肯定很害羞,我脸皮厚,不怕这个,来来来,刀呢刀呢,我这就给你送回去！” „First had the breakfast......” Zhang Yinluo to take the soup ladle, started the abundant millet gruel, she wore the apron, the element soup spoon, the look was tranquil and gentle, compared with gallant of bailiff period, had a character and style, „you finished eating the food, then went to also the blade, then went out takes a walk, visited your friends, everyone is worrying about.” “先吃了早饭吧……”张银落拿着汤勺,开始盛小米粥,她围着围裙,素手调羹,神色平静而柔和,比起捕快时期的英气勃勃,别有一番风情,“你吃完饭呢,然后就去还了刀,然后出门走动一番,拜访一下你的那些朋友吧,大家都记挂着呢。” She lowers the head to work, a wisp beautiful hair dangles, after she gathers together to the ear conveniently, the girl is verbose: These days that „you leave, reckless can his family/home wives will come to sit occasionally, stretch/open Jianyuan the big fragrance also delivered some gift boxes to come regularly......, was some strong-smelling bean curds, how I did not know decline, but vermilion to win liked eating actually. This after all is a intention, they are also worrying about you, after you come back, comes to have a look at them......” 她低头做事,一缕秀发垂下,被她随手拢到耳后,女孩儿絮絮叨叨道:“你离开的这几天呢,胡会首和他家娘子偶尔会上门来坐坐,张建元大香头也隔三差五送些礼盒过来……唉,都是些臭豆腐,我也不知道怎么回绝,不过朱嬴倒是非常喜欢吃。这毕竟是一份心意,他们也记挂着你,你回来之后,上门去看看他们……” „White snow Daoist priest arrived at Dajue Temple, seven days wrote three letters, in the letter/believes wept with loud noise, hope that you will soon come back, rescue him to get out of misery, that woman......” “白雪道长到了大觉寺,七天写了三封信,信里声泪俱下,盼你早日回来,解救他脱离苦海,还有那个女人……” She shows the whites of the eyes: „All day comes to be disgusting I, said that said some......” 她翻了个白眼:“整天上门来恶心我,说一些,说一些……” Girl at this point, on face suddenly red, snort/hum, hmph hmph. 女孩儿说到这里,脸上突然红了红,哼了一声,就这么哼哼过去了。 Flavor that the Sun Lang hear the friend traded, look one bright: „What said? What said?” 孙朗听出了朋友交易的味道,眼神一亮:“说了什么？说了什么？” The Zhang Yinluo complexion is red, gets angry: „What does not have!” 张银落脸色通红,怒道:“什么都没有！” In hall suddenly resounded to smile strangely: „Flying phoenix elder sister...... Sun Lang I told you, the flying phoenix elder sister can come to play for serveral days frequently, she, each time when the opening cow does laundry or reads or is in a daze suddenly appears, loudly calls out ‚grandson court attendant not to want you!” ‚ I and Sun youth have been betrothed!’ And so on words, always almost frighten her to jump, then takes advantage of opportunity loudly quarrels and even beats mutually, basically became the matter that every day must have...... ” 内堂处突然响起了一声怪笑:“飞凰姐姐啊……孙朗我跟你说,飞凰姐姐这些天经常会过来玩,她啊,每次都在张大奶牛洗衣服或者看书或者发呆的时候突然出现,大叫一声‘孙郎不要你啦！”或者‘我和孙郎已经订亲啦！’之类的话,总是吓得她差点跳起来,然后就顺势大吵乃至互殴一顿,基本上都成为每天都要发生的事情了……” Sun Lang heard in none greatly hold, in the heart Zhao Feihuang and Eastern fragrant praised, then asked directly: „What with her did Yinluo quarrel?” 孙朗听得眼中精光大盛,心中将赵飞凰和东方馨都夸了一番,然后径直问道:“银落跟她吵什么了？” „Opening cow......” Eastern fragrant flashes from hall, said with a smile, „she said......” “张大奶牛啊……”东方馨从内堂闪出来,笑吟吟道,“她说……” Whiz, a modeling is plain, the cleaver that the blood mark proliferates, brings several pig rib close to strip delicate fragrances, flew to shoot air-splitting, sews on the Eastern fragrant post. 嗖的一声,一柄造型古朴、血纹遍布的切肉刀,带着几丝猪肋巴条的清香,破空飞射,钉在了东方馨身旁的门柱上。 Zhang Yinluo has turned the head leisurely, said with a smile: „What did I say?” 张银落慢条斯理地转过头,笑吟吟道:“我说什么了？” „Wha...... anything had not said that......” Eastern fragrant swallowed a saliva, immediately makes the submissive young wife shape, cautious say/way, „, hehehe......” “什……什么都没说……”东方馨吞了口唾沫,立刻做低眉顺眼的小媳妇状,小心翼翼道,“嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿……” Zhang Yinluo smiles satisfied, then has turned the head, looks to Sun Lang, the smile even more is charming the beautiful, supple sound said: „You want to know that what I said that can directly ask me, why can ask Eastern fragrant? She may misunderstand, you said is right?” 张银落满意地一笑,然后转过头,看向孙朗,笑容越发迷人美丽,柔声道:“你想知道我说了什么,可以直接问我啊,为什么要去问东方馨呢？她有可能会听错啊,你说对不对？” Sun Lang sincere said: „Rational, rational, Comrade Zhang Yinluo, I made the Eight Trigrams (gossip) mistake of formalism, reviews itself in this.” 孙朗正色说道:“有理,有理,张银落同志,我犯了形式主义的八卦错误,在此检讨一下自己。” Zhang Yinluo nods with a smile: „Ok, sat down to prepare to eat meal.” 张银落笑吟吟地点了点头:“好了,坐下准备吃饭吧。” Two people take a seat at the maximum speed gracefully, do not look askance, only then connects in the vision instantly, Sun Lang and Eastern fragrant saw light despising in each other eye. 两人以最快的速度优雅入座,目不斜视,只有在目光交汇的刹那,孙朗和东方馨才在彼此的眼中看出了淡淡的鄙夷。 Your this instigates to compel. 你这怂逼。 Looks at anything to look, you are also instigate to compel. 看什么看,你也是怂逼。 Eastern fragrant gets rid of this type of awkward atmosphere eagerly, she looked all around, discovered that evil and cruel hateful tomboy was not, selected the eyebrow: „That old woman?” 东方馨急于摆脱这种尴尬的气氛,她环顾了一圈,发现那个歹毒可恶的男人婆并不在,挑了挑眉毛:“那老女人呢？” „Your older sister.” Sun Lang divided the chopsticks, „her a little matter, must first go back.” “你姐啊。”孙朗将筷子分了一下,“她有点事,得先回去一趟。” The Eastern fragrant dog eye is greatly bright, pounds the table, is pleasantly surprised saying: „This was on the bosom, can go back nourishing fetus? The grass, after special mother's Zhao has ! Old lady freedom!” 东方馨狗眼大亮,拍案而起,又惊又喜道:“这是怀上了,要回去养胎？哦草,特娘的赵家有后了！老娘自由了！” Sun Lang white her eyes: „Raises your big end of ghost, she is only makes to escort the duty.” 孙朗白了她一眼:“养你个大头鬼啊,她只是去做个护送任务而已。” Eastern fragrant curls the lip: „Is sure, I think of every means in vain, give her to create the opportunity, this not marrying tomboy actually does not know to treasure, is really...... feeds! Sun Lang! You must put out at this kind of time as the breadth of spirit and acting of man! She is a woman, shy, excuse me, you on own initiative! On she! Let her be pregnant!” 东方馨撇了撇嘴:“切切切,枉我费尽心思,给她创造机会,这个嫁不出去的男人婆却一点都不知道珍惜,真是……喂喂喂！孙朗！在这种时候你就要拿出身为男人的气魄和担当啊！她是女人,害羞,不好意思,你主动一点啊！上她啊！让她怀孕啊！” Saw with own eyes this little miss said is getting more and more odd, Zhang Yinluo suspends the thing, explodes the chestnut conveniently: „Ok, do not talk nonsense, eats meal.” 眼见这小姑娘说的越来越离谱,张银落将东西摆好,随手一个爆栗:“好了,别胡说八道了,吃饭吃饭。” From this topic now, Zhang Yinluo is the look is invariable, says the poor business conditions to be light, even mentioned „nourishing fetus” and „on she” and „pregnancy” this matter, she is without turning a hair, toward has not gone at heart, Sun Lang has been paying attention to her expression, is not a little glad: „...... That anything, you are so how calm.” 从这个话题开始到现在,张银落都是神色不变,云淡风轻,即使提到了“养胎”、“上她”与“怀孕”这种事情,她都面不改色,一点都没往心里去,孙朗一直在关注着她的表情,就有点不乐意了:“……那什么,你怎么这么淡定啊。” Zhang Yinluo hears word, the faint smile looked at his one eyes: „You hope that what I do have to express?” 张银落闻言,似笑非笑地看了他一眼:“你希望我有什么表示吗？” ...... The day, did this small mother skin, sexually harass me to come unexpectedly? ……日,这小娘皮,竟然调戏起我来了？ Sun Lang thought immediately the husband outline is dispirited, therefore the tiger body shakes, coughed lightly, does intentionally said indifferently: „I this time in Roux, bumped into many pretty big sisters......” 孙朗登时觉得夫纲不振,于是虎躯一震,轻咳了一声,故作淡然道:“我这次在鲁镇啊,碰到了不少漂亮的大姐姐……” Zhang Yinluo took a cruller, bit one: „, What a pity again attractive, you cannot bump into.” 张银落拿了根油条,咬了一口:“哦,可惜再漂亮,你也碰不到吧。” „......” “……” Does your small mother skin know, you in milk- child monopolistic position will soon be gone forever! Matter that if you know Auntie Lu, but can also be so calm! You think that only with that the chest of pair of violation- section you can occupy the winning side! Do not think that you have won! 你这小娘皮知不知道,你在奶—子界的垄断地位即将一去不复返了！你如果知道鲁阿姨的事情,还能这么淡定吗！你以为仅凭着那一对犯规的胸—部你就能占到上风了吗！你别以为你已经赢了啊！ However Grandmaster Lu that matter, is really is much more complex, could not explain for a short time, moreover......, if makes Yinluo know, in this world presents one to resist my insurance- the woman of strength of strengthening, how does she think? Un, this matter must need further consideration, does not want to say now, she estimated that let alone does not believe...... 不过鲁大师那事,真是复杂得紧,一时半会儿解释不清楚,而且……如果让银落知道,这世上又出现一个能抵挡我大保—健之力的女人,她会怎么想？嗯,这事还要从长计议,不要现在就说出来,更何况她估计也不会相信…… Sun Lang pondered over the moment, decided that first did not say, but sees Zhang Yinluo that complacent appearance, somewhat is uncomfortable, he thinks, suddenly showed the kind smile, is looking at Eastern fragrant: „This time goes to Roux, I came across many fun things, do you want to listen to?” 孙朗思忖了片刻,决定先不说,但看到张银落那得意洋洋的模样,就有些不爽,他想了想,突然露出了和蔼的笑容,望着东方馨:“这次去鲁镇,我遇到了很多好玩的事情,你想不想听一下啊？” Eastern fragrant was gradually influenced days by Sun Lang, looked that his smiles inexpensively, knows that he wants to do, therefore the girl blinks immediately, responded by the simple-hearted sound: „Un, Elder Brother Sun Lang, others wants to listen!” 东方馨被孙朗熏陶了一段日子,看他那贱笑,就知道他想干什么了,于是女孩儿立刻眨了眨眼睛,以天真无邪的声音回应道:“嗯,孙朗哥哥,人家很想听听呢！” Zhang Yinluo has not known that one will soon launch in view of the own plot, she is eating the rice gruel, looked at be with smile on the face Sun Lang and Eastern fragrant, the man smile is temperate, the girl is naive, seems like pair of father and daughter, but oneself, are...... well well well...... I am certainly thinking anything I! 张银落还不知道一场针对自己的阴谋即将展开,她喝着米粥,看了一眼面带笑容的孙朗和东方馨,男人笑容温和,女孩儿天真活泼,真像是一对父女啊,而自己,当然就是……咦咦咦……我在想什么啊我！ She shook the head gently, knocked the forehead, drives out this ashamed thought that heard Sun Lang saying: „This Baicaoyuan, had turned into the gloomy pandemonium, various monsters grotesque, the terrifying startles different, but is most fearful, is some evil spirit named flying centipede, this type of evil spirit, is huge, abdominal foot extremely numerous......” 她轻轻地晃了晃脑袋,敲了敲额头,将这个羞耻的念头赶了出去,就听到孙朗说:“这百草园啊,已经变成了阴森鬼域,各种妖怪奇形怪状,恐怖骇异,而最可怕的,莫过于某种叫做飞蜈蚣的妖物,这种妖物,体型庞大,腹足极多……” Under the Sun Lang detailed and lifelike description, the image and characteristics of this monster take shape slowly, hide the fearful hunter in thick patch of grass, has the strong explosive force and spring, frequently like flees like lightning, buckles stubbornly in conducting the back of prey, then the back of breaking by biting opposite party, the flesh is splashing worming one's way into, sections of gobble up the marrow, replaces the spinal column, until swallowing the brain, occupies the brain, the abdominal foot flutters the nerve line, the prey that will die turns into living puppet, so fearful parasitic beast...... 在孙朗详细而逼真的描述下,这种怪物的形象和特征慢慢成型,躲藏在草丛中的可怕猎手,有着强大的爆发力与弹跳力,经常如同闪电般窜起,死死扣在猎物的背上,然后咬破对方的脊背,血肉飞溅着钻进去,一截截吞吃骨髓,取代脊柱,直到吞噬脑部,占据大脑,腹足勾住神经线,将死去的猎物变成活着的傀儡,如此可怕的寄生兽…… Sun Lang lecture lifelike . Moreover the look often glances toward Zhang Yinluo body, Zhang Yinluo did not excel at the topic that deals with this monster different to record strange or supernatural events very much, hearing the whole body to be scared, felt that behind an intermittent chill in the air raids, before long, she does calmly, stands up: „I...... I ate to the full...... several clothes not to wash......” 孙朗讲得惟妙惟肖,而且眼神动不动就往张银落身上瞟,张银落本来就很不擅长应付这种妖异志怪的话题,听得浑身发毛,感觉背后一阵阵寒意袭来,不一会儿,她就强作镇定,站起身来:“我……我吃饱了……还有几件衣服没洗……” Looks the back that Zhang Yinluo is fleeing in panic, Sun Lang and Eastern fragrant looked at each other one, smiles as if by prior agreement stuffily. 望着张银落仓皇逃窜的背影,孙朗和东方馨对视了一眼,不约而同地闷笑起来。 With a smile, Eastern fragrant sighed: „This cow essence, truly is a little lovable...... Sun Lang, you are like her many, likes her physique many?” 笑着笑着,东方馨就叹了口气:“这奶牛精,确实还是有点可爱的……不过孙朗啊,你到底是喜欢她这个人多一点,还是喜欢她的体质多一点？” Sun Lang gawked, touches the chin, could not really somewhat have said at once, but he recovers immediately, shows the whites of the eyes: „Kid, leave alone the matter of Sir.” 孙朗愣了一下,摸了摸下巴,一时之间还真有些说不出来,但他马上回过神来,翻了个白眼:“小屁孩,别管大人的事情。” „Cuts......” the Eastern fragrant vertical middle finger. “切……”东方馨竖中指。 „A your such saying, I nearly forgot.” Sun Lang remembered the incident suddenly, the look slowly becomes serious, „perhaps I should begin to investigate one......” “不过你这么一说,我险些忘记了。”孙朗突然想起了一事,神色慢慢变得郑重起来,“也许我应该着手调查一番了……” He has been puzzling, why Zhang Yinluo can resist his insurance- the strength of strengthening, thought long time, can only sum up in the special physique issue, but trip to Roux, Auntie Lu from the beginning irresistibly, but can actually touch with him afterward at will, the key of this transformation, is she carries the idea monster strength. The idea monster sword, keeps pace with the seven luminaries Saint sword sufficiently, therefore its strength appeared in body of mortal, resisted insurance sufficiently- the strength of strengthening? 他一直百思不得其解,张银落为何能够抵抗他的大保—健之力,想了很长时间,只能归结于特殊体质问题,但这次鲁镇之行,鲁阿姨一开始无法抵抗,但后来却能与他随意碰触,这种蜕变的关键,就是她身负计都妖力。计都妖剑,足以与七曜圣剑并驾齐驱,所以它的力量出现在了一个凡人的身上,就足以对抗大保—健之力吗？ But if this guess is correct, then Yinluo your body, harbors what secret...... 但如果这种猜测是正确的,那么银落你身上,是不是也怀有什么秘密…… Perhaps, should begin to investigate. 也许,是应该着手调查一下了。