Chapter 286 did not lose the position of insane monkey 第286章仍不失疯猴之位 The precious opportunities were once placed in front of an iron old ape, but he has not gone to treasure. 曾经有一次珍贵的机会摆在铁头老猿面前,可他没有去珍惜。 When lost, rudely awakens. 等到失去了,才后悔莫及。 If all can come again, last night he will be direct a palm to pat to have brains dashed out the Zhao four masters, then runs away, to this damn Roux is distant, to this damn Zhou Xun is distant! 如果一切能够重来的话,昨晚他就会直接一掌将赵四老爷拍个脑浆迸裂,然后撒腿就跑,离这个见鬼的鲁镇远远的,离这个见鬼的周迅远远的！ But now, the blunder has cast, the destiny played a big joke to him- damn! Where flees the fellow who such can hit! Why he does not hack to death Zhao Laosi directly! Why last night he all did not massacre these townspeoples directly! He is such fierce expert! Why must play to throw excrement set! 而如今,大错已经铸就,命运向他开了一个大玩笑-他妈的！哪里窜出来这么个能打的家伙啊！他干嘛不把赵老四直接砍死啊！昨晚他干嘛不直接将那些镇民全都杀掉啊！他可是这么厉害的高手啊！为什么要玩扔屎这一套啊！ Fits out very weak appearance, then tempts others to look for a job...... his mother to be interesting? 装成很弱的样子,然后引诱别人过来找事……这他妈有意思吗？ The mind/square inch chaos and a panic-stricken iron old ape extremely made the biggest mistake- he thinks wrongly Sun Lang kills intent to live, therefore chooses escapes at the maximum speed, this made him be separated from the protection of monkey group. 方寸大乱、惊恐万分的铁头老猿犯了最大的错误-他错误地认为孙朗杀意已生,所以选择以最快的速度逃跑,这令他脱离了猴群的保护。 Therefore he was expelled naturally quickly by Sun Lang. 所以他理所当然地被孙朗很快撵上。 A heroic iron old ape would rather die than surrender, does not surrender, wants to do wrestles finally, pitying martial arts is too shallow, the technique is too thick, the mechanical reactance crazed enemy half move is regretfully lost, was snatched to seize the long spear/gun by the opposite party, flies a foot to trample turns in the place, the leeway of a wee bit resistance do not have continually. 英勇的铁头老猿宁死不屈,决不投降,欲作最后一搏,惜哉武功太浅,技艺太粗,力抗丧心病狂的敌人半招而惜败,被对方劈手夺过长枪,飞起一脚就踹翻在地,连丁点反抗的余地都没有。 „Runs, you run again!” Sun Lang mixed an iron rifle to throw that one side, bends down, pulled out the iron old ape back flag one after another, „let you at the back of so many F, making you set upright F randomly, making you not learn, making you throw down the excrement, silly, silly?” “跑啊,你再跑啊！”孙朗将那混铁点钢枪扔到了一边,俯下身来,将铁头老猿背后的旗子一根一根拔了出来,“让你背着这么多f,让你乱竖f,让你不学好,让你乱扔屎,傻了吧,傻了吧？” An iron old ape is struggling, gets angry: „Gentleman may not kill the shame, you begin!” 铁头老猿挣扎着,怒道:“士可杀不可辱,你动手吧！” Sun Lang shows the whites of the eyes: „Why others may kill the shame, your not shame? Also, looks at you to be monkey-like, but also wears the animal mask, wears this costume, is inserting four F, simply is false face anomaly that likes sp, do you also match to be the gentleman? You do not know that the disgusting death dwelling doesn't have the human rights?” 孙朗翻了个白眼:“凭什么别人可杀可辱,就你不可辱？还有,看你尖嘴猴腮,还戴着动物面具,穿着这一身戏服,插着四根f,简直是个喜欢sp的假面变态,你也配做士？你不知道恶心的死宅都没有人权吗？” He drew out the last flag, knocks in the head of iron old ape randomly: „An iron old ape, you are not nervous, later presses in you night-soil bucket, divides minute to make you turn into an excrement old ape......” 他拔出了最后一根旗子,在铁头老猿的头上乱敲:“还铁头老猿,你莫慌,待会儿把你按进粪桶里,分分钟让你变成粪头老猿……” Iron old ape startled and anger, furiously struggling: „Do you dare?” 铁头老猿又惊又怒,奋力挣扎着:“你敢？” „The matter that in this world I do not dare to do are really not many.” Sun Lang hehe sneers saying that „not nervous, I told you, today you were happy, Brothers. Won't you direct the monkey group to throw the excrement? I make two jin (0.5 kg) spring to you- medicine, mixes in the excrement, rinses your mouth, then selects several physiques to be vigorous to you, the anus vigor powerful big monkey, one and shuts in the small black room you, making you throw the excrement, making you throw the excrement......” “这世上我不敢干的事情还真不多。”孙朗呵呵冷笑道,“莫慌,我跟你讲,今天你爽了,兄弟。你不是会指挥猴群扔屎吗？我给你弄上两斤春—药,拌进屎里,灌进你嘴里,然后给你挑上几个体格雄健、肛劲有力的大猴子,把你们一并关进小黑屋,让你扔屎,让你扔屎……” Although an iron old ape bragged to one's heart's content the mountain forest, was disillusioned with the mortal world, already fearless life and death, but heard this saying, still felt from soul where trembled...... in this world to have such not being self-possessed status expert intensely! 铁头老猿虽然自诩纵情山林,看破红尘,早已无惧生死,但听到这话,依然感到发自灵魂的强烈战栗……这世上哪有这么不自重身份的高手啊！ In his heart makes a determined effort, must bite the tongue to commit suicide, but martial arts of opposite party really high to not unimaginable situation, from one small clue one can see what is coming, will detect shortly his thought that in the under foot the vigor spat, shakes iron old ape one to yell, in the vigor is lax, the dizziness vertigo, the whole body worn out and aching, a finger cannot lift. 他心中发狠,就要咬舌自尽,但对方的武功实在高到无法想象的地步,见微知著,顷刻之间就察觉到了他的念头,脚下内劲一吐,震得铁头老猿一声大叫,内劲涣散,头晕眼花,全身酸软,一根指头都抬不起来。 Ranger hey however sneers saying: „Damn, but also wants to commit suicide? Is waiting for the ye excrement!” 游侠嘿然冷笑道:“他妈的,还想自杀？等着吔屎啦！” An iron old ape despairs finally, closes one's eyes shouts greatly: „Forgives, forgives! I surrender!” 铁头老猿终于绝望,闭着眼睛大喊道:“饶命,饶命！我投降！” A Sun Lang stick knocks on his head: „Also does his mother dare to throw flies in circles?” 孙朗一棍子敲在他脑袋上:“还他妈敢投翔？” Apes and monkeys Druid of this crude person cannot understand this secret language, but shouts loudly: „I also use! Hopes for the runner! Attaches to expert, is not the disgraced matter, only begs for mercy my life! I am very useful!” 这只半吊子的猿猴德鲁伊听不懂这黑话,只是大声喊道:“我还有用！愿为走卒！依附强者,不是丢人的事情,只求饶我一命！我很有用！” Sun Lang hey however sneers saying: „Just that was your companion, didn't revenge?” 孙朗嘿然冷笑道:“刚刚那个是你的同伴吧,不报仇吗？” „Does not report!” An iron old ape said directly, „when he begins kills intent to be imposing, displays full power, is unretentive, must drive you to commit suicide, you compared with him, the backhand take his life, is perfectly justified, no one can pick up the problem!” “不报了！”铁头老猿径直道,“他动手时杀意凛然,全力施展,毫无保留,要置你于死地,你比他强,反手取他性命,乃是天经地义,谁都挑不出毛病！” „Is well-founded, convincing.” Sun Lang threw the flag one side, hesitated the moment, looked at a little darling to lie in an iron old ape that the ground does not dare to set out, looked at the monkey group that not far away that anxious hot tempered actually does not dare to go forward, in the eye exuded the strange light gradually, „un...... you probably really very useful......” “有理有据,令人信服。”孙朗将旗子扔到了一边,沉吟了片刻,看了一眼乖乖趴在地上不敢起身的铁头老猿,又看了看不远处那焦急暴躁却不敢上前的猴群,眼中渐渐泛起了奇异的光,“嗯……你好像真的挺有用的……” An iron old ape listened to this saying, when relaxes, in the heart raised a strange feeling, he thought that some type of important thing starts to drain, as if will foresee in the future will happen makes his have mixed feelings matter......, but more importantly, at present must try hard to live, not? 铁头老猿听了这话,松了一口气之余,心中升起了一丝诡异的感觉,他觉得心中某种重要的东西开始流失,似乎预见到了将来会发生一些令他心情复杂的事情……但重要的是,眼下得努力活下来,不是吗？ In his heart alternates between joy and grief, perturbed, is waiting for the Sun Lang final ruling. 他心中悲喜交加,七上八下,等待着孙朗最终的判决。 Ranger considered, for: „But you making to stink to high heaven...... you to know that my family house, this is the industry of my family chamberpot, she is angry very much, wishes one could to live to feed your meat......” 游侠考虑了一下,为难道:“可你把我家房子给弄得臭气熏天……你知道的,这是我家马子的产业,她很生气,恨不得生啖你肉……” An iron old ape called out: „I compensate! I reconstruct! I clean up cleanly! What originally is, what I give it to return to original state! Satisfies the young lady of the house absolutely!” 铁头老猿叫道:“我赔！我重建！我清理干净！原来是什么样,我就给它还原成什么样！绝对让少奶奶满意！” This young lady of the house made Sun Lang enjoy very much, nods satisfied, thinks: „, Also, this time hires you to kill my, is who?” 这声少奶奶令孙朗很是受用,满意地点了点头,想了想:“哦,还有,这次雇你来杀我的,是谁啊？” An iron old ape understands what has to be done very much, has not stressed what Profession morals and so on broken matter, direct move: „Is that Zhao four.” 铁头老猿很识时务,没讲什么职业道德之类的破事,直接招了:“是那赵四。” „Fine.” The Sun Lang temperate say/way, „you accept one to throw to describe.” “善哉。”孙朗温和道,“你去纳一份投名状过来。” Iron old ape hears word, stood up, pinched the fist, he at this time to Zhao four opinion very big, if not the old dog that this did not keep eyes open provokes this to kill the star at present, he as for falling to today's this position? He said with a smile ferociously: „Relax, relax, if he dies the comfortable half a point, the master took my head.” 铁头老猿闻言,站起身来,捏了捏拳头,他此时对赵四的意见非常之大,如果不是这不长眼的老狗招惹了眼前这杀星,他至于落到今天这境地？他狞笑道:“放心,放心,如果他死得舒坦半分,主人就来取了我的脑袋。” „Do be not so violent, kills, many are not good.” Sun Lang referred to the following monkey group, with Seondeok, „happen to your underlings has the ready-made furniture here, do not waste, excrement that just how threw, how also to entertain Zhao four masters, right, must forget He Jia zhu not.” “不要这么暴力,打打杀杀的,多不好。”孙朗指了指后面的猴群,和善道,“正好你的猴子猴孙有现成的家什在此,不要浪费了,刚刚怎么扔的屎,也怎么招待一下赵四老爷,对了,莫要忘记何家主。” „Understood!” An iron old ape revealed densely sneers- this damn Zhao Laosi, so harms me to fall to the situation unexpectedly, such being the case, must make him taste this body waste cover Jiao taste...... “懂了！”铁头老猿露出了森然的冷笑-这狗日的赵老四,竟然害得我落到如此地步,既然如此,也要让他尝尝这屎尿盖浇的滋味…… He imagines the Zhao four master that sullies, to fly into a rage, appearance in an extremely difficult situation, showed the smile of fan- is very obvious, some unusual Moses Roy's change, is happening in this once killer body. 他想象着赵四老爷那一身脏污、暴跳如雷、狼狈不堪的模样,不由露出了迷之笑容-很显然,一些非常哦摩西罗伊的变化,正在这曾经的杀手身上发生。 Sun Lang was very satisfied, patted the shoulder of iron old ape, said temperately: „Really sensible, your treachery unloads armor, flies in circles by the ritual, did not lose the position of insane monkey, your secure Houle, is beautiful......” 孙朗很是满意,拍了拍铁头老猿的肩膀,温和道:“真懂事,你倒戈卸甲,以礼来翔,仍不失疯猴之位,你安猴乐,也是美哉……” An iron old ape smiles reluctantly, although escaped temporarily a life, but the matter is extremely exciting today, made him at once, has not totally accepted, he adjusted a mood: „Master, I tidy up that Zhao Laosi, do you want to observe and emulate to direct 12?” 铁头老猿勉强笑了笑,虽然暂时逃得了一命,但今天发生的事情太过刺激,令他一时之间,还没有完全接受,他调整了一下心情:“主人,我去收拾一下那赵老四,你要来观摩指点一二吗？” „Roar roar.” After Sun Lang said that suddenly the facial expression changes, touches the head, „always thought that I forgot probably anything......, right, is really ashamed......” “吼啊吼啊。”孙朗说完之后,突然神情一变,摸了摸脑袋,“总觉得我好像忘记了什么……嗯,对了对了对了,真是惭愧……” He revealed blushed the smile however, then looked to the direction of Sanwei Bookstore- south before the monkey invasion, ten thousand flew in circles to fire, he protected Auntie Lu they to clash, actually they threw thanks Agui after the brain, in the impression remembers vaguely, their several as if hid in that room that had the cave...... 他露出了赧然的笑容,回头望向了三味书屋的方向-之前南猴入侵,万翔齐发,他护着鲁阿姨她们冲了出去,却将谢阿贵他们抛在了脑后,印象中依稀记得,他们几个似乎躲进了有地窖的那个屋子…… An iron old ape sees his look to have different, asked: „What matter...... has?” 铁头老猿见他神色有异,问道:“……有什么事吗？” „, No.” The Sun Lang calm and composed say/way, „in the former room several subordinates, their martial arts was too bad , the attack happened, I shield them to hide in the room the cave, making them wait for me to repel the enemy here, since now we convert an enemy into a friend, should take them to come out.” “哦,没有。”孙朗神色自若道,“之前屋里还有几个下属,他们武功太差,冲不出来,袭击发生的时候,我掩护着他们躲进了屋中地窖,令他们在此等候我击退敌人,如今我们既然化敌为友,应该去接他们出来了。” An iron old ape gawked, is moved: „You show solicitude for the subordinate.” 铁头老猿愣了一下,感动道:“您真是体恤下属。” Sun Lang said proudly: „That natural, in the past I had been the volunteers generals and fraternity iron health/guard and school chief and nuclear sub-city gang boss all sorts of duties, may be called the king of Boston, what still walks is the popular route, is fastidious about one all affairs big or small, does it yourself, does stupidly damn- compels Bethesda, father is dragon Yi time is also this bird type- this is not the key point of issue!” 孙朗傲然道:“那当然,当年我曾经做过义勇军将军、兄弟会铁卫、学院院长、核子城黑帮老大种种职务,堪称波士顿之王,但依然走的是亲民路线,讲究一个事无巨细,亲力亲为,干他妈的傻—逼贝塞斯达,老子做龙裔的时候也是这个鸟样-不过这并不是问题的重点！” He made an effort to pat the shoulder of iron old ape: „Key point is, mixes with me, has the meat to eat!” 他用力地拍了拍铁头老猿的肩膀:“重点是,跟我混,有肉吃！” An iron old ape by the words that this aggressive side leaked controlling, looked at Sun Lang, in the eye is flashing through an intermittent exciting color- he started to feel, works oneself to death to this person at present, what misdemeanor did not seem like......, although he looked very strange, the character rare and beautiful flowers, the hobby also was very very astonishing, but he was very at least fierce, moreover was loyal very much, is right? 铁头老猿被这霸气侧漏的话给镇住了,望着孙朗,眼中闪过一阵阵激动之色-他开始觉得,给眼前这个人卖命,似乎不是什么坏事……虽然他看起来很奇怪,性格很奇葩,爱好也很惊人,但至少他很厉害,而且很讲义气,对不对？ Read and this, his mood balanced finally, the driving request said: „I first follow one time you, sees these colleagues.” 一念及此,他的心情终于平衡了些,主动要求道:“那我跟您先走一遭,见见这几位同僚。” Sun Lang naturally has no reason of rejection. 孙朗自然没有什么拒绝的理由。 Just before leaving before, after a iron old ape solicited the suggestions of Sun Lang, ordering several monkeys to find the place to bury the tiger Luo broken body instantly, was the final loyalty. 临行之前,铁头老猿征求了孙朗的意见之后,命令几只猴子将虎罗刹那残破的尸体找地方埋了,也算是最后的义气。 Two people returned to Sanwei Bookstore quickly, this lonesome and quiet refined yard has become makes one not endure dead to regard, the Sun Lang squint looked to look an ashamed look iron old ape, after the heart says this matter settled, this fellow was also finished, Auntie Lu must kill him is not possible- Kong middle I together. 两人很快回到了三味书屋,这幽静雅致的小院已经变得令人不忍卒视,孙朗斜眼瞧了一眼面露愧色的铁头老猿,心说此事了结之后,这家伙也算是完蛋了,鲁阿姨非要弄死他不可-连带着孔仲吾一起。 When the time comes can I block? Kong middle my goods, the good stratagem not to have, was ignorant of current affairs, dies also died, but the different functions of this iron old ape command monkey group had the use greatly...... 到时候我要不要拦一下呢？孔仲吾那种货色,好谋无断,不识时务,死了也就死了,不过这铁头老猿号令猴群的异能可是大有用处…… He is thinking like this, shoves open the door that thanks Agui and the others hid, the monkey group has not as if captured here with enough time, in the room is clean, he shouts in the direction of cave: „Hey, do you play 4 p in inside? This is not quite good, although widow p has the feeling very much, raises while convenient, I feel Kaede Matsushima that good......” 他这样想着,推开了谢阿贵等人藏身的房门,猴群似乎还没来得及攻陷这里,屋内还算干净,他朝着地窖的方向喊道:“喂,你们在里面玩4p吗？这不太好啊,虽说未亡人p很带感,顺便一提,我觉得松岛枫那部挺不错……” Has not responded, the Sun Lang knitting the brows head, leads the way several, inclines the head and listens attentively, the look changes. 没有回应,孙朗皱了皱眉头,前行几步,侧耳倾听,神色一变。 Inside no one. 里面没有人。 Have they left, run to go to Baicaoyuan? 难道他们已经自行离开,跑去百草园了？