Chapter 263 chamberpot 第263章马子 This is really called day to have the unforeseen circumstances. 这实在是叫做天有不测风云。 For the future of Roux, for children's tomorrow, stood came out to decide to become Sun Lang of idol, at the first concert of making a debut, encountered this dreadful matter. 为了鲁镇的未来,为了孩子们的明天,站了出来决定成为偶像的孙朗,在出道的第一场个人演唱会上,就遭遇了这种可怕的事情。 A surrounded people confusion, noisy, shouts and wrangles, suddenly heard in one air/Qi to proliferate low of audience to drink the sound fully and instantaneously: „Peaceful!” 围观的群众一片混乱,嘈嘈杂杂,大呼小叫,突然听到了一阵中气十足、瞬间扩散全场的低喝声:“安静！” The beautiful figure twinkle, the long hair floating beautiful woman drops from the clouds, her black clothes, is spacious the pipe, the graceful bearing is being mature and graceful, observes the situation audience, said lightly: „I am a doctor, draws back.” 倩影闪烁,长发飘飘的美人从天而降,她一身黑衣,绰着烟袋,风姿成熟而绰约,环视全场一圈,淡淡道:“我是大夫,都退开。” Some people saw this beautiful woman, stared in a big way the eye, wanted to look at several, teased several, but was swept by her vision, was compelled by that cold imposing manner, cannot help but closed the mouth, the female looked down dead several eyes, a brow wrinkle, beckoned saying: „Sima Ping, you inspects, the goal of medicine is to treat the living, by dying, but observes to live, is the necessary skill.” 有人见了这美人,瞪大了眼睛,想要多看几眼,调笑几句,但被她的目光一扫,都被那冷冽的气势所逼住,不由自主地闭上了嘴巴,那女子低头看了死者几眼,眉头一皱,招手道:“司马萍,你过来检查一下,医者的目的是医治生者,由死而观生,也是必要的技能。” The crowd separates, a young miss somewhat walked shyly, her facial features are immature, the stature is shy, does not seem to grown, but luckily, here was in the ancient times, the even chest loli’s market was considerably large...... she arrives by the body of dead, first was the instinct knits the brows, then the squatting down body, first looked at the eyes of giving up, took out in the bosom the silver needle. 人群分开,一个小小的姑娘有些怕生地走了过来,她面容稚嫩,身材青涩,似乎还没有发育,不过幸好,这里是古代,平胸萝莉的市场还是相当大的……她来到死者的尸体旁边,先是本能地皱了皱眉,然后蹲下身子,先是看了看死者的双眼,又取出了怀中银针。 Sun Lang flying, also jumped here, this Zhou Shaoxia seemed to be frightened, is nipping the index finger of right hand, a face was frightened, said repeatedly: „Has a look quickly, how quickly has a look at him dead......” 孙朗飞身而下,也跳到了这里,这位周少侠似乎被吓到了,咬着右手的食指,一脸惊悚,连声道:“快看看,快看看他是怎么死的……” Lu Shuren is very strange this fellow's response, cast a sidelong glance slantingly: „What expression...... are you? What's wrong? The person who you kill are more than people who his whole life do see, what makes much ado about nothing?” 鲁淑仁很奇怪这家伙的反应,斜睨了一眼:“……你这是什么表情？怎么了？你杀的人比他这辈子见到的人都多,大惊小怪什么？” „This matter is very difficult to explain clearly with you......” “这事很难跟你解释清楚……” Sun Lang looked at a dead body red clothes, shivers, then squatting lower part of the body, by never benign expression to Sima Pingdao: „Inspects carefully, the cause of death of this fellow......, is that vitality in a short time of massive inexplicable outflow...... I- day, was insufficient......” 孙朗看了一眼死者身上的红衣,打了个寒噤,然后蹲下身来,以从来没有过的和颜悦色之表情对着司马萍道:“仔细检查一下,这家伙的死因是不是被……嗯,就是那种生命力短时间内大量莫名流失的那种……我—日,不至于啊……” „......” Sima Ping looked at his one eyes strangely, „could not understand you to say anything......, but if were the cause of death, I thought that should be alarmed and afraid in excess, in other words, was scared to death.” “……”司马萍奇怪地瞧了他一眼,“听不懂你在说什么……但如果是死因的话,我觉得应该是惊惧过甚,也就是说,被吓死的。” „Scares to death?” Sun Lang blinks, a face is incredible, „one second of matter, what does he fear?” “吓死的？”孙朗眨了眨眼睛,一脸不可置信,“一秒钟的事情,他怕什么？” Sima Ping shows the whites of the eyes simply, beckons with the hand saying: „Urges to go faster, one side flashes, all day will talk nonsense......” 司马萍干脆翻了个白眼,摆手道:“去去去,闪一边去,整天就会胡说八道……” Sun Lang really stands on one side unexpectedly very much cleverly, is nipping the finger, muttered: „Unreasonable, why can like this......” 孙朗居然真的很乖巧地站在一边,咬着手指头,喃喃自语道:“没道理啊,为什么会这样……” Lu Shuren blinks, looks at Sun Lang: „Does this matter have the relations with you?” 鲁淑仁眨了眨眼睛,看着孙朗:“这事跟你有关系？” Zhou Shaoxia a lion shakes the head, is staring Doctor Lu, gets angry: „reckless...... nonsense! You, are clothes, as a medical examiner, your posture level waits for enhancing! The identifying criminal, is to present the facts, reason things out, that hot-tempered person in television, compared with you do not know where high to!” 周少侠一个狮子摆头,瞪着鲁神医,怒道:“胡……胡说！你啊,乃衣服,作为一个法医,你的姿势水平有待提高啊！指证犯人,是要摆事实,讲道理的,电视里的那个霹雳火啊,比你不知高到哪里去了！” „Hot-tempered person...... who?” “霹雳火……谁啊？” „Hot-tempered person Qin clear(ly)!” The Sun Lang sincere say/way, „causes a spiked club good, the last Yingtian fierce star, was a industry well-known medical examiner, the Jianghu rumor, the matter of deceased person gives him......” “霹雳火秦明啊！”孙朗正色道,“善使一柄狼牙棒,上应天猛星,乃是业界一位知名的法医,江湖传言,死人的事情就交给他……” At this time, Sima Ping took back the silver needle, looked at the needle-tip, then shakes the head, stands up, said to Lu Shuren: „The dead should be about 17-18 years old, the physique is common, not martial arts, no acute illness unmentionable diseasea, the cause of death is quite clear, dies of the panic-stricken apprehension, why as for is afraid, I do not know that...... mister, I said right?” 这时,司马萍收回了银针,看了看针尖,然后摇了摇头,站起身来,对鲁淑仁道:“死者应该是17-18岁左右,体质寻常,不会武功,也没有什么暴病暗疾,死因比较明确,死于惊恐忧惧,至于为什么害怕,我就不知道了……先生,我说的对吗？” Lu Shuren nods: „So...... does not kill by poison, is not the homicide, that did not close our things. This matter has town/subdues Shangli more than sixty years old long to handle......” 鲁淑仁点了点头:“正是如此……不是毒杀,不是他杀,那就不关我们的事情了。此事有镇上里正耆长来处置吧……” Sun Lang still thought that is incredible, he collected, looked at several, put out a hand to press several in dead body, knits the brows: „Was scared, distracted confused, the crazy dies...... the strange cause of death. Before he dies, what saw, frightened this unexpectedly? body has the cold sweat......” 孙朗依然觉得不可置信,他凑了过去,看了几眼,伸手在死者身上按了几下,皱了皱眉:“被吓破了胆,精神恍惚错乱,疯癫而死……奇怪的死法。他死前看到了什么,竟然吓成了这样？身上有冷汗……” Grandmaster Lu said in him behind spookily: „I heard you just to read two poems......” 鲁大师在他身后幽幽道:“我听到你刚刚念了两句诗……” Zhou Shaoxia looked like by the fire is singed buttocks, jumped one side, said loudly: „Recited poetry? Do not want to promote any flash news! Such violent is incorrect!” 周少侠就像是被火燎了屁股似的,跳到一边,大声道:“念诗怎么了？你啊,别想搞什么大新闻！这么暴力是不行的！” Doctor Lu sneers saying: „But you to the present performance, obviously ‚were from the beginning concerned with me this matter’ write on the face......” 鲁神医冷笑道:“可你从一开始到现在的表现,显然是将‘此事与我有关’写在了脸上……” Sun Lang said proudly: „Fart, father kills individual, but also meets did not acknowledge?” 孙朗傲然道:“放屁,老子杀个人,还会不承认？” Two people are noisy, in the town/subdues is responsible for in charge of this matter in just and more than sixty years old long arrived. 两人吵吵嚷嚷间,镇上负责主管此事的里正和耆长就到场了。 A first under heaven martial dao meeting of dragon bead, turned into the famous spy Kornan's crime scene instantaneously, but are not related, the common people come to see the pleasure, what performance is punches the person or solves a case, the difference is actually not big. 一场龙珠的天下第一武道会,瞬间变成了名侦探柯南的案发现场,不过没关系,百姓们是来看乐子的,表演的是揍人还是破案,区别其实不大。 The organizer of this activity, not Sir manor Zhao and He head of household holds one's nose the scene, looks to the Sun Lang vision, the hidden bitterness, his mother called anything...... the officials and gentry to collude since old times, for maintaining social stability, they still in more than sixty years old long whispering moment, determines the nature this matter- alarmed and afraid sudden death, the account, the doctor also said in any case. 本次活动的举办方,未庄赵老太爷和何家家主捏着鼻子到了现场,看向孙朗的目光,别提有多幽怨了,这他妈叫什么事儿……不过自古官绅勾结,为了维稳,他们依然与里正耆长低语片刻,将这事定了性-惊惧猝死,就这么了账吧,反正医生也是这么说的。 When to identifying to look for the family member time, was looking at the moment, suddenly said: „Wait...... isn't this boy of magnificence hitch?” 待到认尸找家人的时候,里正看了片刻,突然道:“等等……这不是华老栓家的小子吗？” More than sixty years old long was startled, collected to look at several, knit the brows: „Also really looks like...... him also to live unexpectedly? Several months ago, in his family/home catches fire, but also thinks that the family of three all was buried in the sea of fire...... not to think is also living?” 耆长惊了一下,也凑过来看了几眼,皱眉道:“还真像……他居然还活着？几个月前,他家里失了火,还以为一家三口全都葬身火海了……没想到还活着？” Two people look at each other in blank dismay, sighed, beckoned with the hand saying: „Has no alternative, his family member passed away, without the victim, dies muddleheaded, sends to the fields purchased by clan contributions to relief of poor clan members in former times to treat buries.” 两人面面相觑,同时叹了口气,摆手道:“没奈何,他的家人都亡故了,没苦主,死得稀里糊涂,送去义庄待葬吧。” Like this saying, is arranging the person, looked for the straw mat stretcher, magnificence Xiaoshuan one volume, brought to walk carelessly in a hurry, Sun Lang looked at the direction that this corpse is vanishing, felt the chin, hesitated saying: „Quite strange...... this person well, how dead? Why can like this?” 这样说着,里正就安排着人,找了草席担架,将华小栓草草一卷,带着就匆匆走了,孙朗望着这尸体消失的方向,摸着下巴,沉吟道:“好奇怪啊……这好好的人,怎么就死了呢？为什么会这样呢？” Lu Shuren snort/hum: „Yes, is very strange, can it be that to be killed by curse by you? What verse you also always that were careless to say before, has what profound meaning to be inadequate?” 鲁淑仁哼了一声:“是啊,很奇怪啊,莫不是被你咒死的？你以前也总把那苟什么的诗句挂在嘴边,难道其中有什么深意不成？” Sun Lang hears word, makes the color excitedly: „That is a respect to elder and small consecration, does not have other meaning, do not listen to the wind are the rain......, mentioned really strangely, I do not know how many times before has played, how did this time, die suddenly? Is this coincidence? I always thought that this big brothers die very strangely......” 孙朗闻言,勃然作色道:“那是对一位长者的尊敬和一点小小的供奉,没有别的意思,你不要听风就是雨……诶,说来真奇怪啊,我以前不知道玩过多少次,怎么偏偏这次,突然就死了呢？这难道是巧合吗？我总觉得这位大兄弟死得很离奇啊……” His space between eyebrows doubts the color to be thick gradually, looks is waiting for the back of person, as to pursue to ask again, but Sir Zhao and He at the same time lord held on him together, asked: „Zhou Shaoxia, should this arena, what to do?” 他眉间疑色渐浓,望着里正等人的背影,似乎想追上去再问问,但一边的赵老太爷与何家主一起拉住了他,问道:“周少侠,这擂台,该怎么办啊？” The Sun Lang knitting the brows head, he always thought that some death of fishy magnificence Xiaoshuan, where could also not say is not right come, such a was mixed, the person came the insane strength also to drop much, therefore beckons with the hand: „What to do should, what to do, the theatrical troupe find? drawing first sang several, making the countrymen common people satisfy a craving, everyone was coming to see in any case lively, had the liveliness, can keep them......” 孙朗皱了皱眉头,他总觉得华小栓之死有些蹊跷,却又说不出哪里不对劲来,被这么一搅和,人来疯的劲头也减退了不少,于是摆了摆手:“该怎么办,就怎么办,戏班子找到了吧？拉过来先唱上几段,让乡亲百姓们过过瘾,反正大家都是来看热闹的,有热闹,就能把他们留下来……” Sir Zhao thinks that invites money that the theatrical troupe spends, pulled out pulling out at heart: „...... Performs, can sing thanks Agui?” 赵老太爷想到请戏班子花的钱,心里就抽了抽:“……唱戏,能把谢阿贵唱出来？” Sun Lang gives the thumbs-up: „Can, you not know this artistic manifestation might. Do not fluster, then I write a script to you, you make that theatrical troupe rehearse, what middle I with seven immortal male, what thanks Agui and flying young demon male, played his mother for three days and three nights, did not believe these two slightly to compel the bastard not to come out......” 孙朗竖起了大拇指:“能啊,你是不知道这种艺术表现形式的威力。别慌,回头我给你写个剧本,你让那戏班子排练一下,什么孔仲吾与七仙男啊,什么谢阿贵与飞天小魔男啊,演他妈三天三夜,不信这两个小逼崽子不出来……” Although does not know that the flying young demon male is anything, but two dignified people still detected that from this name evil intention that withstand/top the top, a chill, but Sun Lang as if also lost with the interest that they wrangled, beckons with the hand: „Ok , you arranged like this, then gave you, if that two goods came out, told me, I go out to punch them...... now, I must eat meal with my chamberpot.” 虽然不知道飞天小魔男是什么东西,但两位体面人依然从这个名字中察觉到了顶顶的恶意,不禁一阵恶寒,而孙朗似乎也失去了跟他们扯皮的兴趣,摆了摆手:“好了,就这样了,你们去安排吧,接下来就交给你们了,如果那两个货出来,就告诉我,我出去揍他们……现在,我要跟我的马子吃饭了。” Doctor Lu coldly said: „Who was your chamberpot? It is not concerned about face.” 鲁神医冷冷道:“谁是你马子了？不要脸。” „I am!” Side jumped out Zhao Yunlong suddenly, rubbed side Sun Lang, seems declaring the sovereignty general, looked at Lu Shuren one eyes arrogantly, disdained saying that „he also has not said you, really does not know that shamed.” “我是！”旁边突然窜出了赵云龙,蹭到了孙朗身边,仿佛在宣示主权一般,趾高气扬地看了鲁淑仁一眼,不屑道,“他又没说你,真不知羞。” „......” Lu Shuren silver tooth bites secretly, this pair of people, several years have not seen, is not so concerned about face. “……”鲁淑仁银牙暗咬,这一对狗男女,几年没见,还是这般不要脸。 Sir Zhao and He Jia zhu smiled bitterly are looking were entering one male and three female of opposite restaurant swaggering, heard Zhou Shaoxia that rampant voice indistinctly: „Reopens one table to me, all signature dishes consider only, does not need to be worried not to have money, saw just Mr. Zhao and Uncle what? They pay a bill, do not fear!” 赵老太爷与何家主苦笑着望着大摇大摆地走进了对面酒楼的一男三女,隐隐约约还听到周少侠那嚣张的声音:“给我重开一桌,所有招牌菜只顾上来,不用担心没钱,看到刚刚的赵老爷与何大爷了没？他们付账,你们不要怕！” „......” Bountiful at Sir Zhao's cultivating vital energy time, the feeling that blood counter well up, said in a low voice, „I really thought to consider government operated him now......” “……”饶是以赵老太爷的养气功夫,都有一种鲜血逆涌的感觉,低声道,“我真想现在就告官办了他……” „Do not act rashly, four masters.” what Chunlai the small sound said, „he also has the use value, next, what haven't you seen Kong to be pounded? This boy is not good to cope,...... that woman, seems like Lu......” “不要轻举妄动啊,四爷。”何春来小声道,“他还有利用价值,其次,你没见过孔家被砸成什么样吗？这小子可不好对付,还有……那个女人,似乎是鲁家……” Two people talked in whispers, actually did not know in not far away, two surreptitious people have been looking at all these occurrences, two people are throwing over the bamboo hat of Jianghu guest, hidden facial features, a thin and small person said in a low voice: „Spicy block mother, that is magnificence Xiaoshuan, did the monster that this eats the person blood die? Is that man kills, said......” 两人窃窃私语,却不知道在不远处,有两个行踪诡秘的人一直在看着这一切的发生,两人都披着江湖客的斗笠,隐着面容,其中一个瘦小的人低声道:“辣块妈妈的,那个是华小栓吧,这个吃人血的怪物就这么死了？是那个男人杀的,还是说……” He, stopped at this point, during the spoken languages, is hiding some alarmed and afraid, seems afraid touches such fact. 他说到这里,停了下来,言语之间,隐藏着些许惊惧,似乎害怕触及那样的事实。 Another individual quantity is bigger than him, the spoken language is also calmer than him, said in a low voice: „Does not look like that man to kill......” 另一个人身量比他高大,言语也比他沉稳,低声道:“不太像那个男人杀的……” „In other words......” short person voice trembles, immediately makes a determined effort saying that „in his mother, we intercepts old, has a look at the corpse, knew what's the matter, walked!” “那就是说……”矮个子声音颤颤,随即发狠道,“他妈妈的,我们去截住里正老儿,看看尸体,就知道是怎么回事了,走！” „Do not act rashly.” The guy spooky say/way, „you determined that in isn't having the issue? You determined that this isn't a trap?” “别轻举妄动。”大汉幽幽道,“你确定里正没有问题吗？你确定这不是一个陷阱吗？” „Spicy block mother!” The short people beat a fist to the wall, „is this son-of-bitch day, when a boss? What means do you have?” “辣块妈妈的！”矮个子向墙上捶了一拳,“这种狗娘养的日子,什么时候是个头儿？你有什么办法？” „Watching changes quietly...... our opportunity are not many, do not act rashly.” “静观其变吧……我们机会不多,不要轻举妄动。”