Chapter 247 cucumber becomes a ghost! 第247章黄瓜成精啦! The cold wind is billowing, the monster different purple glow blazing instantaneously greatly, in a flash, the bleak garden happened overturned the heavens the duplicate change! 阴风滚滚,妖异的紫芒瞬间大炽,转瞬之间,荒凉的园子发生了翻天地覆的变化! An intermittent sharp cry made a sound from the vegetable bed, the deep green vegetable leaf had turned into the purple, these plants lived unexpectedly, works loose from the soil, at the same time is shaking the soil, is swaying the purple head, opened does not know the mouth apparatus where split, stepped the limbs that the rhizome is turning into, welled up toward three people! 一阵阵尖利的叫声从菜畦中响了起来,碧绿的菜叶已经变成了紫色,这些植物居然活了过来,从泥土中挣脱,一边抖着泥土,摇晃着紫色的脑袋,张开了不知从哪里裂开的口器,迈着根茎化成的肢体,向着三人涌了过来! The greater part of the night bumped into the monster, Sima Ping frightened screamed, she wanted to advocate the arm of Sun Lang subconsciously, but quick-witted Ranger was prepared early, flashed toward left, making the girl come up empty-handed, flashes 1 became. 大半夜撞见了妖怪,司马萍吓得尖叫了一声,她下意识地想要主孙朗的胳膊,但机智的游侠早有准备,向左一闪,让女孩儿扑了个空,闪了个一趋。 Zhao Yunlong cold snort/hum, the long spear/gun in hand is still binding the long arrange/cloth, but sharp murderous aura has been ready to make trouble, she trod the previous step, the long spear/gun shakes a spear/gun to be colored, then just like the young god heroic bearing, gave Sima Ping with the infinite security sense. 赵云龙冷哼一声,手中的长枪依然裹着长布,但锋锐的杀气已经蠢蠢欲动,她踏前一步,长枪抖了个枪花,那宛如夭神般的英姿,给予了司马萍以无限的安全感。 The girl first stared Sun Lang ruthlessly, then got hold of the small fist, prepares refuels to General Zhao. 女孩儿先是狠狠地瞪了一眼孙朗,然后握紧了小拳头,准备给赵大将军加油。 But the next quarter, somebody crying father shouted mother pitiful yell sound: „Waah! Monsters! Run flatter!” 但下一刻,某人哭爹喊娘般的惨叫声响了起来:“哇啊啊啊!妖怪啊!快跑啊啊阿啊啊!” A Sima Ping face pities to compel to look that Sun Lang jump and vtt starts running away at once, has not forgotten to shout and wrangle, the empty boasting of this person of performing skill, low of lines skill, cannot deceive simply including three -year-old child...... 司马萍一脸惜逼地看着孙朗连蹦带vtt拔腿就跑,还不忘记大呼小叫,此人演技之浮夸,台词功力之低下,简直连三岁小孩子都骗不过…… But has not waited for her to complain, gust has blown, invincible might cold General Zhao trailed a rifle runs, shouts and wrangles the performing skills of 11 this people with Sun Lang, comes compared with Sun Lang, really where also very to goes. 但还没等她吐槽,一阵风吹过,原本神威凛凛的赵将军拖枪就跑,跟着孙朗也大呼小叫起来一一此人的演技,比起孙朗来,实在也好不到哪去。 Wait...... 等等…… Sima Pingwang in this moment field wind of the battle efficiency maximum two full level large sizes in the scene of running, suddenly realized that is just blamed by that crowd that they hold on now...... 司马萍望着此刻场中战斗力最高的两个满级大号在风中奔跑的场面,突然意识到刚刚被他们拉住的那群怪如今正在…… She turns head suddenly, then sent out an extremely tragic scream, sings in good voice and with feeling yells starts running away at once, excellent of this person of performing skill, was better than front that two goods obviously too. 她猛然回头,然后发出了一声惨绝人寰的尖叫,声情并茂哇哇大叫拔腿就跑,此人演技之高超,显然比前面那两个货要好太多了。 Therefore Sun Lang runs, while then gives the thumbs-up: „I acknowledged, by the words of performing skill, is you...” 所以孙朗一边奔跑,一边回头竖起了大拇指:“我承认,论演技的话,还是你强一点・・…” „Develops your big end of ghost!” Sima Ping felt that own soul must frighten to fly, heard the sound that crowd of cabbage radish sweet potato fine that chirp the frantic scream and mouth apparatus closed up, making her feel infinite panic-stricken and angry, „both of you are doing anything! Tries to find the solution a bit faster!” “演你个大头鬼啊!”司马萍感觉自己的魂儿都要吓飞了,身后传来了那群白菜萝卜地瓜精那叽叽喳喳的疯狂尖叫与口器合拢的咔嚓声,让她感到了无限的惊恐与愤怒,“你们俩在搞什么啊!快点想想办法啊!” Sun Lang runs while calls: „ You are not hurried! You are not hurried! These are vegetables-, the character is definitely docile. Now is pursuing you, definitely was tired of living, thinks 孙朗一边跑一边叫:“你莫慌!你莫慌!这些都是蔬菜-,性格肯定温顺.现在追着你,肯定是活腻了,想 Let you go to the kitchen to cook up with them, in seat opposite the host...... ’ 让你拿它们去厨房炒一炒,上上席面……’ Sima Ping screamed: „You first make them roll into the basin!” 司马萍尖叫道:“那你先让它们滚进盆里啊!” „Oh, real hydrogen did not have the means......” Sun Lang to take out a small iron pot from the bosom, with nail one stroke, on the canned food a small mouth, will throw gently in the future suddenly, „poor|Fei Yin Ze was thick!” “唉,真氢尔没办法……”孙朗从怀中取出了一个小铁罐,用指甲轻轻一划,在罐头上开了个小口,往后猛然一扔,“菲儿阴泽厚!” Sima Ping has seen this thing, frightens shouts abuse: „You...... you plan to do! How these seductresses/evil spirits will harm the uncle......” 司马萍是见过这玩意的,吓得破口大骂:“你……你打算干什么啊!这些妖精怎么会害伯……” Finishes barely the words, what these cabbage cucumber essences smelled probably, fired together an exciting call, then turned the head the direction that turned toward the canned food to fall to the ground to well up, seemed like saw the world's most precious treasure, overlapping, the pile made one group, pushed desperately to inside, who also went to manage Sun Lang they? 话音未落,这些白菜黄瓜精像是闻到了什么,齐齐发出了一声兴奋的呐喊,然后转头向着罐头落地的方向涌了过去,似乎是见到了世界上最宝贵的宝物,层层叠叠,堆作一团,拼命地向里面挤去,谁还去理孙朗他们? Sun Lang sees this gadget to be useful, stopped the footsteps, waits and sees these eggplant Chinese yam essences to fold from afar in the same place tetris, Sima Ping sees that to get angry: 孙朗见这玩意儿有用,就停下了脚步,远远地观望这些茄子山药精叠在一起俄罗斯方块,司马萍见状怒道: How you do not run! ” 你怎么不跑了!” Ranger is forking the waist, said proudly: „I not uncle they, want to run run, thinks that doesn't run does not run, refuses to accept you to nip my D?” 游侠叉着腰,傲然道:“我又不伯它们,想跑就跑,想不跑就不跑,不服你咬我d?” Sima Ping flies into a rage, only wants to come up to bite to death this bastard, but she heard shouting of intermittent pain suddenly, turns the head to look, the rubber ball that these grotesque cucumber Chinese yam eggplant essences are probably discouraged was the same, exuded the deeply grieved cry, unstab, the continent to the place, turned into the girl to direct the shape that the gate was familiar with. 司马萍勃然大怒,只想上去咬死这王八蛋,但是她突然听到了一阵阵痛苦的嘶吼,转头一看,那些奇形怪状的黄瓜山药茄子精像是泄了气的皮球一样,发出了惨痛的叫声,一个个东倒西歪,洲到在地,重新变成了女孩引门所熟悉的形状。 The girl stares, turns the head saying: „Do your can of excrement have this use?” 女孩儿一愣,转头道:“你这罐屎还有这用处?” Sun Lang shakes the head seriously, sincere say/way: „I got down a volatile strong poison...... unable to think in inside, cannot think, had this wonderful effectiveness unexpectedly......” 孙朗一本正经摇了摇头,正色道:“我只是在里面下了一点挥发性较强的毒而已……想不到,想不到啊,居然有此神效……” „......” Sima Ping look looked at Ranger one strangely, stepped quietly backward two steps, shows to draw a line with this crazed generation. “……”司马萍神色诡异地看了游侠一眼,悄悄向后迈了两步,以示与此丧心病狂之辈划清界限。 Sun Lang looked at that small pile vegetables, touches the chin: „This saved to receive the time of vegetable/dish, these vegetable/dish fine pulled out...... to feed oneself, Dr. Sima, you picked up the F good cucumber to have a look to use......” 孙朗看了一眼那一小堆蔬菜,摸了摸下巴:“这都省下收菜的功夫了,这些菜精自己就把自己拔出来了……喂,司马医生,你去拾f良黄瓜看看能不能用……” The girl stamps one's foot said: „Felt that you have been aiming at me from afternoon to the present! How this cucumber can eat!” 女孩儿跳脚道:“感觉你从下午到现在一直在针对我啊!这种黄瓜怎么能吃啊!” „I have not made you eat......, right, there is also opens mouth......” Sun Lang to rely on sits on stone and column on hand, the leg, built above, „how did you say these vegetables/dishes on 0 azure? By whom ordered by the emperor personally?” “我没让你吃啊……啊,对,那里也算是一张嘴……”孙朗倚坐在手边的石并栏上,了腿,搭在了上面,“你说这些菜怎么就0青了呢?是被谁钦定了?” Sima Ping said ill-humoredly: „How I know......” 司马萍没好气道:“我怎么知道……” She is showing the whites of the eyes, wants to make this fellow hurry to end this farce, but after she turns the head to see Sun Lang, the expression stiffened: „ Hey...... feeds! Is quick 她翻着白眼,想让这家伙赶紧结束这一次闹剧,但她转头看到孙朗之后,表情就僵住了:“喂……喂!快下来 Sun Lang puzzled looked at a nearby stone and: „What's wrong?” 孙朗一脸疑惑地看了一眼旁边的石并:“怎么了?” Girl trembling sound said: „Haven't you...... you seen?” 女孩儿颤声道:“你……你没看到吗?” the N aim that is becoming the smooth stone because of the year remote surface and- now, under the obscure ambiguous moonlight, this well as if sent out the strong resentment, n旨着那口因年份久远表面变得光滑的石并—如今,蒙胧的月光下,这口古井似乎散发出了浓烈的怨气, The surface seeped out the blood-color bubble, becoming rough and fierce, seems flowing tears of blood, at the same time, and transmitted the sharp object to rub the stone wall the sound, incited incites, as if had anything, is crawling slowly, crawled...... 表面渗出了血色的液滴,变得粗糙而狰狞起来,仿佛是一道道流淌的血泪,与此同时,并中传来了尖锐物体摩擦石壁的声音,滋啦滋啦的,仿佛有什么东西,正在慢慢地爬上来,爬上来…… Sima Ping frightens some legs to be soft, trembling sound said: „Hey, haven't you run? What's wrong, prepares to start? Is runs hits, do you give words R?” 司马萍吓得有些腿软,颤声道:“喂,你还不跑?怎么,准备开打吗?是跑是打,你给个话r?” A Sun Lang face bewildered say/way: „...... Did you have the illusion? Why can run? What hits? ’ 孙朗一脸莫名其妙道:“……你产生幻觉了吗?为什么要跑啊?打什么啊?’ Sima Pingyan saliva, was pointing at the stone, that rubs the stone wall the sound more and more loud, that gloomy and cold resentment was discussing that the fish comes to be stronger, that the thing that from and in crawls is getting more and more near, Sima Ping worries to shout greatly: „You have not heard! This thing soon crawled! Hey! Hey!” 司马萍咽了一口唾沫,指着石并,那摩擦石壁的声音越来越响,那阴冷的怨在谈鱼来越强,那正从并里爬出来的东西越来越近,司马萍着急地大喊道:“你没听到吗!这东西快要爬上来了!喂!喂!” Under dim moonlight, a nail tall and slender and pale fierce hand, from empty profound and stretched out, builds and along! 昏暗的月光下,一只指甲细长、苍白狰狞的手,从空洞幽深的并中伸出,搭在了并沿上! The next quarter, sits in the Sun Lang on stone and column lifts to start, toward and along a tread, he seems to be proving the solidity and normalcy of this well, effort tread two feet, all tread above of that hand claw, Sima Ping even heard the sound that some type of thing split indistinctly, she in same place, thinks so that Sun Lang is pedalling and edge unceasingly, then flushed her one to smile: „You look, completely, does not have any issue, were you frightened the illusion to come completely?” 下一刻,坐在石并栏上的孙朗抬起脚来,往并沿一蹬,他似乎在证明这井的结实和正常,又用力蹬了两脚,全都蹬在了那只手爪的上面,司马萍甚至隐约听到了某种东西裂开的声音,她愣在了原地,就这么看着孙朗不断地蹬着并沿,然后回头冲她一笑:“你看,完全完全,没有任何问题啊,你是不是被吓出幻觉来了?” Like this saying, that hand is unable to withstand probably again such cannot withstand the pain, this loosen, Sima Ping hears in the well to transmit the heavy item to crash faintly with shouting of pain, is the plump makes a sound...... then she to look greatly- with village clean smile Sun Lang, the tone becomes faint: „Hey, is very fun?” 这样说着,那只手好像再也无法承受这样的不可承受之痛,就此一松,司马萍隐隐听到井中传来重物坠落与痛苦的嘶吼,然后是扑通一声大响……然后她望着-用屯洁笑容的孙朗,语气变得淡漠起来:“喂,很好玩吗?” Sun Lang blinks: „Really does not know that you are saying anything......” 孙朗眨了眨眼睛:“真不知道你在说什么……” He is saying like this, jumped down and column, arrived and side, both hands gather the big trumpet shape, shouts toward in: „Hey- has the person-” 他这样说着,跳下了并栏,来到了并边,双手聚成大喇叭状,向着里面喊道:“喂—有人吗—” Sima Ping heard this „to have the person” to form the decibel enormous giant sound wave, bang, in narrow and in the wall shook the surges back and forth, neighed to pass on along with the pain of something, obviously this face fellow calmly used the roar and so on sound asceticism vigor- her look was more indifferent: „You are really playing.” 司马萍听到这句“有人吗”形成了分贝极大的巨大音浪,轰轰隆隆,在狭窄的并壁中来回震荡翻腾,伴随着某个东西的痛苦嘶鸣传了出来,显然这一脸若无其事的家伙用上了狮子吼之类的音杀内劲—她的眼神更加冷漠了:“你果然是在玩吧。” Sun Lang smiled frank, put out one can of mysterious materials conveniently, to in the air threw several to throw, sudden not jj and heart, the canned food let go, fell into and in: „, Really is not by mistake careful......” 孙朗爽朗地笑了起来,随手拿出了一罐神秘物质,向空中抛了几抛,突然一不jj、心,罐头脱手,掉进了并里:“误呀呀,真不小心呢……” Inside transmitted the tooth linking in the big sound that on the iron object sends out, is the dull thumping sound that a heavy item crashes, conceivable, some terrifying monster under breathless, directly from and jumped, grew up the mouth, sent out angry roaring, but Nie Haoxiao „was just good” in the meantime „one not to pay attention” to throw some type of thing...... 里面传来了牙齿咬合在铁质物体上所发出的大响,然后又是一声重物坠落的闷响,可以想象,某个恐怖的怪物在气急败坏之下,直接从并中跃起,长大了嘴巴,发出了愤怒的咆哮,但聂好小朗“刚刚好”就在此时“一不留神”把某种东西扔了下来…… She shivers with fright, looks at that well, in the eye unexpectedly is revealing some to pity...., although offends somebody the evil spirit ghost physics of injuring someone to be drawn back governs the elimination, but...... this is inhumane! 她打了个冷战,望着那口井,眼中竟然流露出了些许怜悯。・・…虽说伤人害人的妖物鬼物理应被退治消灭,但……这太不人道了吧! Sun Lang is pulling the sleeve, looked at one and in: „Oh, the retribution, the retribution, this can of canned food do not fall down carefully, this and was polluted even, to prevent some people drinks the unclean water, and seals this, old Zhao, lends a hand to me, we look for several big stones......” 孙朗挽着袖子,看了一眼并里:“唉,冤孽,冤孽,这罐罐头不小心掉了下去,这口并就算是被污染了,为了防止有人喝到不干净的水,就把这口并封上吧,老赵,给我搭把手,我们找几块大石头……” Zhao Yunlong hears word, first complied with one, but does not have the executioner stone, she got hold of the spear/gun, observed around one, said in a low voice: „...... Was similar? 赵云龙闻言,先是应了一声,但却没有刽般石头,她握紧了枪,观察了一下四周,低声道:“……差不多了? Sun Lang also draws back several steps, pretends to look for the stone the appearance, the nod said: „Similar...... the having a low opinion of the enemy general idea/careless of opposite party had vanished almost, the vigilant heart has climbed to a big way, they have realized the difficult degrees of our unexpected visitor, to prevent a long delay usually means many problems, they will entertain our these honored guests with the highest courtesy......” 孙朗也退开几步,装作去找石头的样子,点头道:“差不多了……对方的轻敌大意已经消失得差不多,警惕心已经升至最大,他们已经意识到了我们这不速之客的棘手程度,为了防止夜长梦多,他们会用最高的礼数招待我们这几位贵客……” Sima Ping hears, but does not hinder her to hear some extrication from this saying the dawn: „Does that then start?” 司马萍听得云里雾里,但不妨碍她从这话中听到某种解脱的曙光:“那接下来就开打?” „......” Sun Lang did not say with a smile lowly, „ did not hit, receives to come to see my complexion conduct, we continued to run has run , the master came out to entertain us personally. “不……”孙朗低笑道,“不打,接下来看我脸色行事,我们继续跑・・・・・一直跑到,主人亲自出来招待我们。 The girl just wants to speak, suddenly heard the strong winds to move the rustling sound that the trees exuded, but the next quarter, she realized deficiency- where had 女孩儿刚想说话,突然听到了狂风吹动树木所发出的沙沙声,但是下一刻,她就意识到了不妥之处—哪里有 What wind? 什么风? She raised the head suddenly, that bare soap brave tree who sees the people top of the head, luxuriant authority Turan lived, winds aid specially, turns into nimble and resourceful whiskers, curled to three people right in the face! 她猛然抬头,看到众人头顶的那裸皂英树,繁茂的枝权突然活了过来,蜿蜒济阵专,变成一条条灵动的触须,向三人劈头盖脸地卷了过来! Sun Lang yelled: „Monster...... monster!” 孙朗哇的一声大叫了起来:“妖……妖怪啊!” Three people without delay, start running away at once, just evaded this flexible whisker, Sima Ping saw suddenly Sun Lang one flees to side in an extremely difficult situation, at the same time, the foot wants one tight, various Zhao cloud her gates. Hugs, leading her to flash toward right, is a rapid sound air-splitting, she carefully looked, a series of mulberries endured just like to rumble, pounded on the ground, just like a beach beach dripping blood, the class/flow on the ground, made the sound that incited incites! 三人二话不说,拔腿就跑,刚刚躲过这灵活的触须,司马萍突然看到孙朗狼狈不堪地向旁边一窜,与此同时,脚要间一紧,赵云各她门.抱起,带着她向右边闪去,然后就是一阵急促的破空声,她仔细一看,一连串桑堪宛如连珠炮般轰了过来,砸在地上,宛如一滩滩淋漓的鲜血,流在地上,发出了滋啦滋啦的声音! Sun Lang hides, while shouted abuse: „ Hey, state t that before ate, disliked your Sang Kan to trouble, in hand Shangju on the tongue on the tooth all was the purple, one 孙朗一边躲,一边破口大骂道:“嘿,以前吃的州t,就嫌你桑堪麻烦,手上嘴上舌头上牙上全都是紫色,一 Looks knows that is not the proper fruit, really! ” 看就知道不是什么正经水果,果然!” Yaya he 丫丫丫 ps: Is getting rid of the evil clutches that the civilized 6 this Little Sisters pound gradually...... the feeling over the two days in the ear is the jasmine...... ps:啊,正在渐渐摆脱文明六这小妹砸的魔爪……感觉这两天耳朵里全都是茉莉花啊…… ps2: Suddenly thinks, couple days ago when the airport went to bathroom, suddenly in the discovery gate is pasting three large characters „place bedpan”, I at that time first was 9-f ps2:突然想起来,前几天在机场上厕所的时候,突然发现门上贴着三个大字“座便器”,我当时先是一9-f Then sighed sadly- therefore , I notice that now „bedpan” these two characters will be crooked, how wants to be your mistakes......( squint) 然后悲伤地叹了口气—所以说,我现在看到“便器”这两个字就会想歪,怎么想都是你们的错……(斜眼)