MG :: Volume #2

#128: You intoxicate in the excrement unexpectedly!

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Actually from the beginning stretch/open Jianyuan made to mounting the stage, thanks Zhi was the rejection.( Has)? ( Italy )?( Thinks)?( Book)?( Institute) 其实一开始张建元让谢致上台的时候,谢致是拒绝的。(有)?(意)?(思)?(书)?(院) Because cannot you make me mount the stage, I mount the stage immediately, first, I must look, is this trap, second, I must look just hit my grandson, what's the matter...... 因为不能你让我上台,我就马上上台,第一,我要看一下,这是不是一个陷阱,第二,我要看一看刚刚撞我的那个孙子,到底是怎么回事…… Therefore the evil spirit turned the head to look at the past, but just hit that human of back the skill to climb up vigorously......, turned the head to smile to him apologetically, that was an ordinary middle-aged guy, probably was an accountant mister kind of role, seemingly was afraid of getting into trouble timidly, shrinks, just under that should not be intentionally 于是妖魔转头看过去,但刚刚撞到了后背的那个人类已经身手矫健地爬上了台,转头对他歉然地微笑了一下,那是一个普普通通的中年汉子,大概是账房先生一类的角色,看起来胆小怕事,畏畏缩缩,刚刚那下子,应该不是故意的…… Then he looks toward the stage on, as a monster, his tries to eat the congress and strong-smelling bean curd to human anything is completely not interested, he stands here, from beginning to end, the goal only then one, is the monster same clan that just awakened. But under at this time big crowd of people, is in the glare of the public eye, he is unable to intend to carry off...... that to have the opposite party to trade a strategy forcefully, waits for an opportunity to contact the opposite party, then finds the way to have the contact, to reveal the status with her, then convinced her. 然后他往台上看去,身为一个妖怪,他对人类的什么试吃大会和臭豆腐全然不感兴趣,他站在这里,至始至终,目标只有一个,就是那个刚刚觉醒的妖怪同族。但此时大庭广众、众目睽睽之下,他无法出手将对方强行带走……那只好换一个策略了,伺机接触到对方,然后想办法与她取得联系、表露身份,然后说服她。 By her little miss is very troublesome, looks at them hand in hand, the relations should quite intimate...... stupid, how can Monster Sword coexist with human? 只是她旁边那个小姑娘很麻烦,看她们俩手牵着手,关系应该比较亲密……愚蠢,妖族怎么能与人类共存？ Monster who vermilion to win Shenwei just awakened, anything does not understand, in addition is extremely pure, the brain is thinking in the Sun Lang injunction, the prize and legend the flavor very good strong-smelling bean curd, therefore felt nothing oneself to stare at...... the intuition and instinct as monster by some grown same clan lets her sensation to certain exceptionally, she in four swept the vision, finally will look in thanks Zhi body, the daughter monster looked at this fellow curiously, but the attraction obviously not duty reward and strong-smelling bean curd of opposite party were big, therefore vermilion to win the vision will put aside immediately.. 朱嬴身为一个刚刚觉醒的妖怪,什么都不懂,再加上太过单纯,满脑子都想着孙朗的嘱咐、事后的奖品与传说中味道很好的臭豆腐,所以浑然不觉自己已经被某个成年的同族盯上了……只是身为妖怪的直觉和本能让她感知到了某些异常,她将目光在四下一扫,最终将目光锁定在谢致身上,小女妖好奇地看了一眼这个家伙,但对方的吸引力显然没有任务奖励与臭豆腐大,所以朱嬴立刻将目光移开了。 Well, she just discovered me, but does not have many expressions, what is suggesting? Suggested that she does not facilitate to reveal the status, but has actually discovered me? Then...... 咦,她刚刚发现了我,但却没有更多的表示,是在暗示什么吗？暗示她不方便表露身份,但却已经发现了我？那么…… thanks Zhi read and this, smiled lightly, facing stretch/open Jianyuan the invitation, he jumped to leap, jumped up the arena: „Good, I taste to look.” 谢致一念及此,淡淡一笑,面对张建元的邀请,他纵身一跃,跳上了擂台:“好啊,我尝尝看。” In the white snow Daoist priest heart long relaxes. 白雪道长心中长长地松了口气。 My say/way ancestor...... scared to death the disciple I. Luckily today this poor Daoist quick-wittedly changed/easy appearance/allow, although cannot deceive stretch/open Jianyuan, but the good and evil had not been discovered the clue by this monster...... otherwise just hit his time, even if I conceal again well, saw that my taoist priest dresses up, he still produces the heart of protection immediately, shouted, dressed up one luckily before...... 我的道祖啊……吓死弟子我了。幸好今天贫道机智地易容了,虽然没能骗过张建元,但好歹没有被这妖怪发现端倪……否则刚刚撞到他的时候,就算我掩饰得再好,看到我一身道士打扮,他也会立刻产生防备之心的,呼,幸好之前打扮了一番…… The must know white snow Daoist priest practices basically for dozens years, because there is words to speak frankly, the casual frank instinct, deeply by master gate elder and affection and loving care of the same generation brothers, under the elders and fellow apprentices show loving care for several years, the white snow Daoist priest exercised one to reduce has the feeling and hides the good skill of concealment...... just he to hit thanks Zhi body, if changed into other disciples, even hid again well, will still divulge the hostility in that flash subconsciously, brought to the alert and attention of evil spirit, but the white snow Daoist priest mixed unexpectedly calmly! 须知白雪道长入门修行数十载,因为有话直说、大大咧咧的爽朗天性,深受师门长辈与同辈兄弟的喜爱和爱护,在长辈和师兄弟数十年如一日的关怀之下,白雪道长练就了一身降低存在感与躲藏隐匿的好本事……刚刚他撞到了谢致身上,如果换成其他道门弟子,就算隐藏得再好,在那一瞬间也会下意识地泄露敌意,引起妖魔的戒备和注意,但白雪道长居然若无其事地混过去了！ Naturally, this with thanks Zhi lax, there is very big relations, the most attention of evil spirit placed vermilion to win body, just like the white snow Daoist priest has not thought that yesterday completed the agreement to observe vermilion to win to meet the evil spirit to be the same today, thanks Zhi will also kill does not think, in the two years the duty, met the same clan that just awakened for the first time on the way, the side is standing in a malicious say/way gate the person...... 当然,这与谢致本身的松懈,也有很大的关系,妖魔的绝大多数注意力都放在了朱嬴身上,正如白雪道长万万没想到昨天做好了约定今天来观察朱嬴就遇上了妖魔一样,谢致也打死都不会想到,这两年第一次出任务,在途中遇到了一个刚刚觉醒的同族时,身边就站着一个不怀好意的道门中人…… Really the choice of gate of destiny stone, oh...... 真是命运石之门的选择,唉…… What thanks Zhi will not think, just hit a he that middle-aged guy, the boss with this arena has the secretive relations, their two vision connection, transmitted in an instant did not know many information. 谢致更加不会想到的是,刚刚撞了他一下的那个中年汉子,与这个擂台的老板有着不可告人的关系,他们俩目光交汇,刹那间传递了不知多少信息。 stretch/open Jianyuan arrived in front of the white snow Daoist priest, on the face still has the genial smile, after he wants the joy with look transmission reunion, he wants to tell the white snow Daoist priest with the look, he prepared hospitality of great kindness, beforehand times is several warmer, then his expression slightly may not check changed, because in the eyes of opposite party is not angry does not have the complaint, but is the unprecedented earnestness and serious, security that and...... is critical situation. 张建元走到了白雪道长面前,脸上依然带着和煦的笑容,他想要用眼神传递重逢后的喜悦,他想用眼神告诉白雪道长,他准备了盛情的款待,比以前几次都要热情,然后他的表情微不可查地变化了一下,因为对方的眼中并无愤怒也无控诉,而是前所未有的认真和严肃,与……如临大敌的警戒。 The object of security, does not seem like him. 警戒的对象,好像不是他。 At this time, the head slightly distortion of white snow Daoist priest, to thanking to the direction hinted, then, he smiled: „Big fragrance, the villain challenges again one time, you consider only most suffice the vigor the strong-smelling bean curd end to come up.” 这时,白雪道长的脑袋微微偏斜了一下,向谢致的方向示意,然后,他憨厚一笑:“大香头,小人再来挑战一次,您只顾把最够劲的臭豆腐端上来吧。” stretch/open Jianyuan faint smile: „Do you determine?” 张建元似笑非笑道:“你确定吗？” The white snow Daoist priest raised the head: „Did I boast the person who probably talked big? Is is really false, you look at the appointed time apparent.” 白雪道长扬了扬脑袋:“俺像是吹牛说大话的人吗？是真是假,你到时一看便知。” The big fragrance smile nods: „Good, I anticipated that your performance......, invited the seat of honor, the following friend do not worry, we prepared enough strong-smelling bean curd, we came group by group!” 大香头微笑点头:“好,那我就期待你的表现……诸位,请上座吧,下面的朋友也不要着急,我们准备了足够的臭豆腐,我们一组一组来！” Embroiders the little brother cowboys in hall to be spring familiar and easy, calls first batch of Challenger to take a seat, thanks Zhi walks toward vermilion Ying's direction, wants to sit in little flower monster side, but in the slanting thorn extends two arms, the disciple who two embroider spring hall blocked him, false smile say/way: „Guest, that side is the female guest area, your seat, here......” 绣春堂的小弟马仔们已经轻车熟路,招呼着第一批挑战者入席,谢致自顾自地向朱嬴的方向走去,想要坐在小花妖的旁边,但斜刺里伸出两只手臂,两名绣春堂的弟子拦住了他,皮笑肉不笑道:“客人,那边是女客区,您的座位,在这边……” thanks Zhi the eyebrow selects, but also manifests suddenly inconveniently, snort/hum, walked toward his seat with long hurried strides...... considers as finished, since had come up, that do not handle any strange matter again, in any case my same clan cannot escape, leaving office time, follows behind her, waited for an opportunity to talk with her on the line. 谢致眉毛一挑,但也不便发作,哼了一声,大步流星地向他的座位走去……算了,既然已经上来了,那就不要再做什么奇怪的事情,反正我这同族也跑不了,下台的时候,跟在她后面,伺机与她交谈就行了。 When approaches the own seat, he gawked slightly, this table is two people one table, before his classmate coincidentally soon, hits his middle-aged man, the man as if also gawked, after the lingering fear looked at him slightly, cowered to arch cupping one hand in the other across the chest: „Does not do right by, just really did not do right by......” 走近自己的座位时,他微微愣了一下,这桌子是两人一桌,他的同桌刚巧是不久之前撞到他的那个中年男人,那男人似乎也愣了一下,略略后怕地看了一眼他之后,瑟缩地拱了拱手:“对不住,刚刚真是对不住……” human, spiritless and incompetent...... he despised snort/hum one, sat in one swaggering gentle, profound merit self-torture dozens years, and a set of Daoism had said to him under side. 人类啊,懦弱又无能……他鄙夷地哼了一声,就这么大摇大摆地坐在了一个出身名门、玄功苦修数十载并且已经给他下好了套的玄门道者的身边。 Opened Jianyuan to come out to say a polite speech, in the audience heavenshaking bravo, the percussion instrument sounded together, two rows of the embroidery that wore the vigor to install spring the hall disciple hold cans of strong-smelling bean curds, untied the tile mouth balling up, in an instant, soared to the heavens the ozone that greeted the nostrils to dissipate, brought in the field to go on stage the next piece to call out in alarm, human on the scene displayed subconsciously to the dislike of odor, but in all living things, would several different kind. 紧接着,张建元出来说了一番场面话,在观众们震天的喝彩声中,锣鼓齐鸣,两排身穿劲装的绣春堂弟子捧着一罐罐臭豆腐,解开了瓦口泥封,刹那间,冲天扑鼻的臭气逸散开来,引来场上场下一片惊呼,在场的人类都下意识地表现出了对恶臭的厌恶,但芸芸众生之中,总会有几个异类的。 For example the entire journey is without turning a hair even also reveals being infatuated the color embroidery spring the hall people. 比如说全程面不改色甚至还露出陶醉之色的绣春堂众人。 For example a face complex white snow Daoist priest. 比如说一脸复杂的白雪道长。 For example in the eye emits vermilion to win of none. 比如说眼中冒出精光的朱嬴。 For example probably discovered Eastern fragrant of another new world...... 比如说像是又发现了另一处新世界的东方馨…… Embroiders spring the disciples in hall with the big ladle, the cooking liquor, is scooping up into the bowl of player in turn. 绣春堂的弟子们用大大的勺子,连带着汤汁,依次舀入了参赛选手的碗中。 thanks Zhi from just fell into shocking and compels the condition ignorant, he had only heard before the name of strong-smelling bean curd, looks at these ten thousand people of surrounding scenes, but also thinks that is what human good food, expected that tries a point also to might as well slightly...... the desire of food and drink is the desires of all lives, monster, cannot be unconventional. 谢致从刚刚就陷入了震惊与懵逼状态,他之前只听说过臭豆腐的名字,看这万人围观的场面,还以为是什么人类的美食,料想稍微尝试一点也无妨……口腹之欲是所有生灵的欲望,就连妖怪,也不能免俗。 However......, but this flavor...... good food? Delicious? 但是……但是这种味道……美食？好吃？ I force to go, when human became such terrifying! 我勒个去,人类什么时候变得这么恐怖了！ thanks Zhi is observing the situation about, everyone anxious has an anticipation, in an instant, he thought that this world is quite strange, is quite strange, strangely to letting his simple and honest monster, thought that accepts cannot. 谢致环视着左右,人人紧张中带有一丝期待,刹那间,他觉得这个世界好陌生,好陌生,陌生到让他这个淳朴的妖怪,觉得接受不能。 Be responsible for distributing food the embroidery spring the hall little elder brother to arrive at his front, poured into big spoon of strong-smelling bean curds his bowl, thanks Zhiwang present „good food”, the corner of the eye twitches, suddenly the look changes, approached smelled gently, almost made the fearful odor that he has stopped air greet the nostrils to come, right, this flavor, this flavor...... his look one severe, pounded the table, seized embroidered spring the hall cowboy, cold sound said: „What did this inside add?” 负责发放食物的绣春堂小哥来到他的面前,将一大勺臭豆腐倒进了他的碗中,谢致望着眼前的“美食”,眼角抽搐,突然眼神一变,凑近了轻轻一嗅,几乎让他闭过气去的可怕恶臭扑鼻而来,没错,这种味道,这种味道……他眼神一厉,拍案而起,一把揪住了绣春堂马仔,冷声道:“这里面加了什么？” The cowboys first compared the moment ignorant, then shrugged jadedly, patted his hand: „Guest , if not like, please get down, the competition all depends on voluntarily, we have not compelled you to eat.” 马仔先是懵比了片刻,然后见怪不怪地耸耸肩,将他的手拍开:“客人如果不喜欢,请下去吧,比赛全凭自愿,我们又没有逼你吃。” Then he gave side thanks Zhi that middle-aged guy to take another helping of rice, thanks Zhileng went shortly, a that man face anticipated, expressed gratitude repeatedly, even in swallowing saliva fluid, as if greedily to the extreme, looked in thanks Zhifu a gastric disorder, but his nose pulled out pulling out, probably detected that anything, snatched to snatch the bowl in that middle-aged guy hand, asked sternly: „How my bowl and are his bowl of flavors different?” 然后他就去给谢致身边的那个中年汉子添饭了,谢致冷眼看去,那个男人一脸期待,连声道谢,甚至在吞咽涎液,似乎馋到了极点,看得谢致腹中一阵反胃,但他鼻子抽了抽,像是察觉到了什么,劈手抢过了那中年汉子手中的碗,厉声问道:“怎么我这碗和他这碗味道不一样？” That embroidery spring the hall little elder brother shows the whites of the eyes, pays no attention to him, walks toward the next table, was that middle-aged guy laughed foolishly one on the contrary: „Do not take offense, you do not like your bowl of words, both of us trade, trades......” 那绣春堂小哥翻了个白眼,理都不理他,就向下一桌走去,反倒是那名中年汉子憨笑了一声:“兄台不要动气,你不喜欢你那碗的话,我们俩换换,换换……” Said that he brings in front of thanks Zhi that bowl of strong-smelling bean curds, and took out chopsticks, picked a strong-smelling bean curd, ate deliciously. 说完他就将谢致面前的那碗臭豆腐拿了过来,并取出了一双筷子,夹起了一块臭豆腐,美滋滋地吃了起来。 The juice overflows, the stink fills the air, what is fearful, this fellow face enjoys unexpectedly, probably is eating what delicacy good food to be the same. 汁水四溢,臭味弥漫,但可怕的是,这家伙居然一脸享受,像是在吃什么珍馐美食一般。 thanks Zhi the corner of the eye twitched...... this fellow, is it possible that is the pig monster? 谢致眼角抽搐了一下……这个家伙,莫非是猪妖吗？ He looked at strong-smelling bean curd in the bowl, really without the courage eats this...... to consider as finished, that does not eat, I have no reason to eat the thing in any case, lost lost, after waiting competed to end, I follow that same clan to leave office, talked well with her, ended this farce...... 他看了一眼自己碗中的臭豆腐,实在没有勇气吃这个……算了,那就不吃了,反正我也没有什么理由吃着玩意,输了就输了,等比赛结束之后,我跟着那个同族下台,与她好好交谈一番,结束这场闹剧吧…… In his heart is calculating the following plan. 他心中盘算着接下来的行动计划。 However...... 然而…… The next quarter, middle-aged guy sent out sad and shrill miserable to shout suddenly, the bowl in his hand dropped on the table, is covering the belly, threw down the ground, the forehead seeped out the pea-sized beads of sweat. 下一刻,身边的中年汉子突然发出了凄厉的惨呼,他手中的碗跌落在桌子上,捂着肚子,摔倒了地上,额头渗出了豆大的汗珠。 thanks Zhileng, then shook the head smiles, stupid human, said early this bowl had the issue, you have not believed...... 谢致愣了一下,然后摇头一笑,愚蠢的人类,早说了这一碗有问题了,你还不信…… But what made his stunned was, that middle-aged person lifted the hand unexpectedly, is pointing at him tremblingly, hiss sound said: „What did you...... you make? What did you make? What tricks you got up to this bowl of strong-smelling bean curds!?” 但令他愕然的是,那个中年人居然抬起手来,颤颤巍巍地指着他,嘶声道:“你……你做了什么？你做了什么？你在这碗臭豆腐里做了什么手脚！？” ps1: Said that a matter...... yesterday discovered has the friend with the micro blog private letter I, said why this book could not open, even if deletes the bookshelf unable to open well......, prevents accidents before they happen, everyone best be able to relate my way, the book friend group, is micro blog anything, best is the book friend group, if you came across any issue from product in the process, I at least can help you relate the technical department to solve...... ps1:哦,说个事……昨天发现有朋友用微博私信我,说为什么本书打不开了,就算删书架也打不开……好吧,防患于未然,大家最好有一个能够联系到我的方式,无论是书友群啊,还是微博什么的,最好是书友群,如果你在过程中遇到了任何来自产品的问题,我至少可以帮你联系技术部解决…… ps2: The words saying, today is the seventh night of the seventh lunar month...... I do not have the fluctuation, even this section written 3000 characters, even also wants to sing loudly one. ps2:话说,今天是七夕啊……我内心毫无波动,甚至这章写了三千字,甚至还想高歌一曲。 ps3: Everyone said that yeah ~ seventh night of the seventh lunar month festival good ~ good mud Margo wall yeah ~ eats dog- grain ~ gasoline that flare yeah ~ illuminates the world to roar ~ front that takes off/escapes the group dog ~ do not run ~ ps3:人人都说那个哎~七夕节好~好泥马戈壁儿哎~吃狗-粮啦~汽油那个火把哎~照亮世界吼哦~前面那个脱团狗啊~不要跑哦~
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