MG :: Volume #2

#124: Good child!

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„That year, he did obeisance into the entrance time, the heavy snow closed off a mountain area, all over, cladded in silvery white. Has)? intent)? Thinks)? Book)? Institute)” “那一年,他拜入山门的时候,大雪封山,漫山遍野,银装素裹。有)?意)?思)?书)?院)” „The day, his master crosses the hands behind the back to stand, stands in the high tower, is looking at the Cangshan duplicate snow, south bright candle day, as if a silent and big sculpture.” “那一天,他的师父负手而立,站在高高的楼台上,望着苍山覆雪,明烛天南,仿佛一座沉默而高大的雕塑。” „At that moment, he thought that Master own seems like a fool, you are not cold, is not tired, isn't bored? I am cold, I am tired, I am bored. But at that time his mouthpiece also insufficiently owed, does not dare saying that therefore bore the innermost thoughts.” “那一刻,他觉得自己的师父像是个傻逼,你不冷吗,不累吗,不无聊吗？我冷,我累,我无聊啊。但那时候他的嘴子还不够欠,不敢说,所以将心里话忍住了。” „But the next quarter, his master asked him in a soft voice, in the tone filled was melancholy and indifferent: disciple, you may know, why is the snow the white?” “但下一刻,他的师父轻声问他,语气中充满了忧郁和淡然:徒儿,你可知,雪为什么是白色的？” „He first gawked, then starts to think deeply about the answer, he thought that this is not a simple topic, has what profound meaning inevitably......” “他先是愣了一下,然后开始思索答案,他觉得这并不是一道简单的题目,其中必然有什么深意……” „But quick, he understood, the master does not want to test to compare with itself, the master thinks acting cool, because master after asking, gave the answer.” “但很快,他明白了,师父不是想考较自己,师父只是想装逼,因为师父在问完之后,就自顾自地给出了答案。” „Master said that is because, the snow forgot oneself once color.” “师父说,那是因为,雪忘记了自己曾经的颜色。” „He blinks, Master, your is not right, although I study few, but is not silly, you cannot deceive me.” “他眨了眨眼睛,师父,您这就不对了,虽然俺读书少,但不傻啊,你可不能糊弄俺。” „Therefore he could not endure, said directly, Master, from the perspective of investigating thoroughly, I once dug up to pull open the snow, discovering the snow was comprised of small ice crystals, these small ice crystals were not the white, but gathered together was the white snow, in childhood I had destroyed the peep show, became a powder of place to gather together broken was also the white, therefore I felt, the snow was the white, possibly was because the light refracted in these small ice crystal back and forth......” “于是他就忍不了了,径直说道,师父,从格物致知的角度来看,俺曾经把雪扒拉开,发现雪是由一个个小冰晶组成,那些小冰晶都不是白色的,但聚在一起就是白色的雪,小时候俺曾经把西洋镜打碎过,碎成一地的粉末聚在一起也是白色的,所以俺觉得,雪之所以是白色的,可能是因为光在这些小冰晶中来回折射……” „However from the perspective of romanticism, I thought that the snow does not have to forget own once color, because it is the white, if it forgot the own color, then it should be colorless. According to your view, forgot oneself once color, is the ice and water also has air anything, Master, you looked I said is right.” “而从浪漫主义的角度来看,俺觉得雪没忘记自己曾经的颜色,因为它就是白色的,如果它忘记了自己的颜色,那它应该是无色的。照您的说法,忘记自己曾经颜色的,是冰、水还有空气什么的,师父,你看俺说的对不对啊。” „Then, the master smiles gently, puts out a hand, feels his top of the head, the child, starting today, your say/way number called the white snow.” “然后,师父温柔地笑了笑,伸出手来,摸着他的头顶,孩子,从今天开始,你的道号就叫白雪。” „He came one candidly, I hold, the master you cannot like this, although I just made you unable to get out probably, but you cannot be so narrow-minded......” “他心直口快地来了一句,我操,师父你不能这样啊,虽然我刚刚好像让你下不来台了,但你也不能这么小心眼啊……” „That year, he did obeisance into the entrance time, the heavy snow closed off a mountain area, all over, cladded in silvery white.” “那一年,他拜入山门的时候,大雪封山,漫山遍野,银装素裹。” „The day, his master crosses the hands behind the back to stand, stands in the high tower, back Cangshan duplicate snow, south bright candle day, as if a silent and big sculpture.” “那一天,他的师父负手而立,站在高高的楼台上,背后苍山覆雪,明烛天南,仿佛一座沉默而高大的雕塑。” „At that moment, is first taking a beating after his pays respects enters master gate, the big foot of master tramples to the buttocks on, seems like using the chrysanthemum to make the jet-type flight.” “那一刻,是他拜入师门后的第一次挨揍,师父的大脚丫子踹到屁股上,就像是在用菊花做喷气式飞行。” „? How to pull to my body suddenly?” vermilion to win bemused is pointing at himself, „, what meaning is the jet-type flight?” “诶？怎么突然扯到我身上了？”朱嬴一脸问号地指着自己,“还有,喷气式飞行是什么意思？” „Detail, do not care.” Sun Lang beckons with the hand, „therefore , did you understand?” “细节而已,不要在意。”孙朗摆了摆手,“所以说,你们听懂了没有？” Eastern fragrant raised the hand: „In other words, one obviously is an aged ox muzzle, has white snow disgusting say/way number, such a anomaly stared at my family's vermilion to win, wanted to rob from my side her, belt/bring to remote mountains and ancient forests that did not have the habitation, taught her some strange knowledge, handled some strange things to her!?” 东方馨举起了手:“也就是说,一个明明是个上了岁数的牛鼻子,却拥有白雪这种恶心的道号,这样的一个变态盯上了我家的朱嬴,想要把她从我身边抢走,带到一个没有人烟的深山老林之中,教她一些奇怪的知识,对她做一些奇怪的事情！？” „Hey! The understanding contains errors!” Zhang Yinluo hit Sun Lang with the elbow, the anger said, „you also spoke the malicious remarks of Daoist priest in the back!” “喂喂喂！理解有误啊！”张银落用胳膊肘撞了一下身边的孙朗,怒道,“你又在背后说道长的坏话！” Sun Lang casts a sidelong glance slantingly her eyes: „Where this called the malicious remarks, this called the appropriate artistic processing. That was Daoist priest said that he had such say/way number, was because initially acknowledging as teacher gate time, the mouthpiece under spoke incorrectly the words, is right? Although I do not know that what words he spoke incorrectly, but makes the artistic processing slightly, is harmless, is right?” 孙朗斜睨她一眼:“这哪里叫坏话啊,这叫适当的艺术加工。那可是道长自己说的,他之所以被起了这么个道号,是因为当初拜师门的时候,嘴子欠说错了话,对不对？虽然我不知道他说错了什么话,但稍微做一下艺术加工,也无伤大雅,对不对？” Zhang Yinluo shows the whites of the eyes, said to Eastern fragrant and vermilion to win: „Hey, the Daoist priest is a good person, is well-meant, this matter is also willing with our reason things out, therefore you cannot be impolite, do not have any bad thoughts. Especially you, Eastern fragrant, you led vermilion to win to run all over the place over the two days everywhere, the spear head that but also is not concerned about face your specially inlaid on a pistol, actually wants to do?” 张银落翻了个白眼,对着东方馨和朱嬴说道:“喂,道长是好人,没有恶意,这事也愿意跟我们讲道理,所以你们不许无礼,也不要有什么坏心思。尤其是你,东方馨,你这两天带着朱嬴四处乱跑,还特意将你那不要脸的枪头镶到了一杆短枪上,到底是想干什么？” Eastern fragrant is blowing the whistling calmly: „Naturally leads vermilion to win to walk to have a look everywhere, the familiar human world, understood the custom and custom of human......” 东方馨若无其事地吹着口哨:“当然是带着朱嬴四处走走看看,熟悉一下人类的世界,了解一下人类的习惯和习俗了……” „Why do you dress up yourselves the appearance of young lady and maidservant who are ignorant of affair and run away to play?” Zhang Yinluo has turned the head Yin sadly, is looking at Sun Lang, „, although does not stir up trouble, but others annoy to visit, was the justifiable defense, how was casual to punch does not matter- I said, this technique and style, looked familiar probably very much......” “那你们为什么把自己打扮成不谙世事、偷跑出来玩的大小姐和丫鬟的模样？”张银落阴恻恻地转过头去,望着孙朗,“虽然不去惹事,但别人惹上门来,就是正当防卫了,随便怎么揍都无所谓-我说,这种手法和行事风格,好像很眼熟啊……” Sun Lang blinks: „Others anything does not know meow! Others do not like fishing meow! Others most did not like eating the fish daze!” 孙朗眨了眨眼睛:“人家什么都不知道喵！人家才不喜欢钓鱼喵！人家最不喜欢吃鱼了daze！” „One side good disgusting......” a Zhang Yinluo face to shut out advances the face of Sun Lang, is swinging the finger toward two little misses, the sincere say/way, „remembers, do not stir up trouble, do not deliberately create trouble...... the white snow Daoist priest to observe you some time and ensure vermilion to win completely is harmless, therefore you restrained a point for these days. Especially you, Eastern fragrant, do not pull out your broken spear/gun casually, do not wear the clothes of that light exposition, should not be upon the jump the person who provokes these lows then to hit them...... to understand everywhere? I most do not feel relieved was you, always felt that the white snow Daoist priest will regard the monster you......” “好恶心……”张银落一脸嫌弃地将孙朗的脸推到一边,然后向着两个小姑娘摇着手指,正色道,“记住,不要惹事,也不要胡闹……白雪道长要观察你们一段时间,确保朱嬴完全无害,所以你们这几天收敛一点。尤其是你,东方馨,不要随便掏出你那杆破枪,也不要穿那么轻飘飘的暴露的衣服,不要到处跑来跑去招惹那些下三滥的人然后打他们……明白吗？我最不放心的就是你了,总感觉白雪道长会把你当成妖怪的……” „Knows that knows, wordy, womanishly fussy......” Eastern fragrant dug the ear, disdains saying that „has not passed through the gate, regarded itself the proprietress......” “知道啦,知道啦,啰啰嗦嗦,婆婆妈妈的……”东方馨挖了挖耳朵,不屑道,“还没进门呢,就把自己当成老板娘了……” Zhang Yinluo stares slightly, then the sound improved eight degrees: „What did you say?” 张银落微微一愣,然后声音提高了八度:“你说什么？” Sun Lang gives the thumbs-up to Eastern fragrant quietly, then pretends to look around the scenery, signals with the eyes to vermilion to win calmly. 孙朗悄无声息地向东方馨竖起了大拇指,然后装作四处看风景,若无其事地向朱嬴使了个眼色。 Must say that this monster, essentially the life of open country, what they are fastidious is the jungle principle, what art is the law of the jungle, there is no moral integrity and ashamed heart, regarding vermilion to win, Sun Lang not only has being crazy that made her drool with envy massively fishy smell stink not a Yuan material, has the strength that she is unable to revolt against, did not listen his, whose also listened? 要说这妖怪啊,本质上还是野外的生灵,它们讲究的是丛林法则,讲究的是弱肉强食,是没有什么节操和羞耻心可言的,对于朱嬴来说,孙朗不但拥有大量的令她垂涎三尺的有着迷之腥臭味的未元物质,也有着她无法反抗的力量,不听他的,又去听谁的？ Therefore the little flower monster blinks, both hands close up, holds the face to say simple-hearted: „Proprietress? Elder Sister fragrant, is the proprietress, in the hotel and inn does accounts and directs in the counter the partner and calls the woman of guest? The words of proprietress, are the wife of boss, in other words, is Elder Sister Yinluo, Elder Brother Sun Lang wife?” 于是小花妖眨了眨眼睛,双手合拢,天真无邪地捧着脸道:“老板娘？馨姐姐,难道老板娘,就是酒店和客栈里在柜台算账、指挥伙计和招呼客人的女人吗？老板娘的话,就是老板的妻子吧,也就是说,银落姐姐,是孙朗哥哥的妻子吗？” Fine, fine, today gives you a pipe manure...... in the Sun Lang eye to flash through the meaning of commend, in the mouth actually does intentionally to scold: „Do not talk nonsense, child each family, what you understand, I and your Elder Sister Yinluo are pure, what also without has with enough time , do not listen to the wind are the rain, knows?” 善哉,善哉,今天多给你一管子肥料……孙朗眼中闪过嘉许之意,口中却故作呵斥道:“别胡说,小孩子家家,你懂什么,我和你银落姐姐清清白白,还没来得及发生什么,你们啊,不要听风就是雨,知道吗？” The little flower monster understood the Sun Lang look, the strength was fuller, does intentionally said naively: „Well, Elder Brother Sun Lang and aren't Elder Sister Yinluo the couples? Why you are always speaking intimate conversation together, why Elder Brother Sun Lang did the misdemeanor, Elder Sister Yinluo meets first to respond that is you do? Why Elder Brother Sun Lang never bumps us, can actually bump Elder Sister Yinluo casually......” 小花妖读懂了孙朗的眼神,劲头更足了,故作天真道:“咦,孙朗哥哥和银落姐姐不是夫妻吗？那你们为什么总是在一起说悄悄话,为什么孙朗哥哥做了坏事,银落姐姐会第一时间反应过来是你做的？为什么孙朗哥哥从来不碰我们,却可以随随便便地碰银落姐姐……” „Because he is a hooligan! Abnormal! Villains! Idiots! Bastards!” That Zhang Yinluo leaps stood, „I do not manage! I returned to the room! This matter gave you!” “因为他就是个流氓！变态！恶棍！白痴！混蛋！”张银落腾的一声站了起来,“我不管了！我回房了！这事交给你了！” The girl said that sharply sharply turns around, the half step walks toward the backyard, but gets to the entrance time, probably remembered anything, then thump thump thump slightly runs, lifts the right hand, pulled out Sun Lang back two ruthlessly, is furious: „Do not think that I do not know what's the matter! Snort!” 女孩儿说完就急急转过身去,快步向后院走去,但走到门口的时候,像是想起了什么,然后噔噔噔小跑回来,抬起右手,狠狠地抽了孙朗后背两下,气哼哼道:“你别以为我不知道是怎么回事！哼！” Listens to her increasingly estranged sound of footsteps, Sun Lang to give the thumbs-up to two young girls: „Your these two kids, really sensible......” 听着她渐行渐远的脚步声,孙朗向两位少女竖起了大拇指:“你们这两个娃儿,真懂事……” He took out two cloud penetration arrows from the pocket, placed on the table: „Provides against contingencies, encounters the danger on drawing, I will rush quickly, you bring along. The matter of that ox muzzle old say/way, does not use hear of Yinluo, you tomorrow, so so so, our with joint forces under covering, making this saying something offensive ox muzzle old say/way know fiercely......” 他从口袋中取出了两根穿云箭,放在了桌子上:“以防万一,遇到危险就拉,我会很快赶到,你们随身带好。还有那牛鼻子老道的事情,不用听银落的,你们明天,这般这般这般,我们合力下个套儿,让这个嘴欠的牛鼻子老道晓得一下厉害……” ps1: Family's width had a bad effect on, cultivating was very long, probably the line and router have problems simultaneously...... are really the day the dog. ps1:啊,家里的宽带坏了,修了很久,好像是线路和路由器同时出了问题……真是日了狗了。 ps2: And...... ranking was instead surpassed probably, un, everyone casts several tickets again, although some second also women's wear looked, but first can dance! ps2:以及……排名好像被反超了,嗯,大家再去投几票吧,虽说第二名也有女装看,但第一名是可以跳舞的！ ps3: Where as for looked that...... other I do not know, I can the earliest possible time give to issue to everyone in any case! Everyone can pay attention to my Sina Weibo 【Studies Your Highness Tyrant】, WeChat public number 【Something went wrong】, I can first give everyone these moving picture broadcasts! ps3:哦,至于在哪儿看……别的我不知道,反正我会第一时间放给大家的！大家可以关注我的新浪微博【学霸殿下】,微信公众号【[Not Found]】,我会第一时间将那些令人感动的图片放送给大家的！
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