MGIR :: Volume #10

#992: This complains the congress


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Un, I said that big uncle should not be angry.” Si Ru said in a low voice, does not dare to look at Tang Baobao. “恩,那我就说了,大叔你不要生气。”司如低声说道,不敢看唐宝宝 Tang Baobao felt not that good, what can Si Ru say? 唐宝宝感觉不是那么好,司如要说什么? I and big uncle most unforgettable time, on airplane.” “我和大叔最难忘的时候,是在飞机上面。” Tang Baobao thought that this does not have the problem, but elder sisters is very curious, knows that meets on the airplane, but the detail does not know very much. 唐宝宝觉得这个没毛病,不过姐姐们很好奇,知道相遇在飞机上面,但细节不是很知道。 Si Ru continues saying: At that time I was being entangled by a boy, I see big uncle, wants to work as a shield with big uncle, therefore kissed on ···.” 司如继续说道:“当时我被一个男孩子缠着,我看见大叔,想用大叔当个挡箭牌,所以就···亲了上去。” Tang Baobao felt that Si Ru not like ghost, this knows. 唐宝宝感觉司如不像鬼,这都知道。 That is my first kiss, but big uncle his ··· he obviously is an expert, attracts my tongue, but also touches my buttocks ··· “那是我的初吻,但是大叔···他明显是个老手,吸我舌头,还摸我屁股··· Tang Baobao complexion one calm, Si Ru little elder sister, these details you can not say, real ··· has a look at the face of elder sisters, is black results in coal. 唐宝宝脸色一下就沉着,司如小姐姐,这些细节你可以不说出来的,真的···看看姐姐们的脸,都黑得跟煤炭似得。 Si Ru is flesh color the small face, said shyly: This is I and big uncle most unforgettable time, finally the big uncle telephone number does not give me, snort/hum 司如粉红着小脸,羞涩说道:“这就是我和大叔最难忘的时刻,最后大叔连电话号码都不给我,哼” Wants the sentiment, therefore.” Ji Xiaye said lightly. “欲情故纵。”纪夏夜淡淡说道。 Tang Baobao: ······ 唐宝宝:“······ Your this woman, do not do the matter to be good, at that time I returned to homeland, that is brings the sin to come back, how possibly to provoke other little elder sister, will not definitely give the telephone. 你这个女人,别搞事情好不好,当时我回国了,那是带着罪孽回来的,怎么可能去招惹别的小姐姐,肯定不会留电话的啊。 husband, the ability, the flirt time progressed more and more, perhaps is you have not given the telephone, therefore Si Ru thinks you daily.” Mu Kexin tender snort/hum. 老公,能耐啊,撩妹功夫越来越长进了,恐怕就是你没留电话,所以司如才天天想你吧。”慕可馨娇哼一声。 What Sister Mu said that during that time thought big uncle very much, cancelled my heart.” Si Ru said low voice, seems very embarrassed. 慕姐说的是,那段时间很想大叔,把我的心勾起来了。”司如小声说道,显得很不好意思。 Tang Baobao wants saying that my really does not want the sentiment, therefore, the outstanding man is such agitated. 唐宝宝很想说,我那真不是欲情故纵啊,优秀的男人就是这么烦躁。 Is good your Baobao!” Xiao Hanrui said panting in indignation, decided later must kill younger brother. “好你的宝宝!”萧涵蕊气呼呼说道,决定以后要弄死弟弟 Tang Baobao thought that this does not promote the game of sentiment, this is complains the congress to this Baobao's one. 唐宝宝觉得这不是提升感情的游戏,这就是对本宝宝的一个吐槽大会。 However Si Ru just said that the detail, the suspicion can remove. 不过司如刚刚说的,很细节,嫌疑可以排除一下。 Then was Gong Shishi. 接下来就是宫施诗了。 Gong Shishi had not said, the face became red-hot popular. 宫施诗还没说,脸就红透了。 Tang Baobao does not feel wonderfully, do not be noisy to be good. 唐宝宝感觉不妙,别闹好不好。 I and big uncle are most unforgettable, possibly on the vehicle, Sister Mu is knows.” Gong Shishi said shyly, even if thinks now, burns down the face, big uncle is not too concerned about face. “我和大叔最难忘的,可能就是在车上,慕姐是知道的。”宫施诗羞涩说道,哪怕现在想想,也是火烧脸,大叔太不要脸了。 Mu Kexin tender snort/hum: He bullies intentionally your!” 慕可馨娇哼一声:“他就是故意欺负你的!” Said that detailed, listens to Sister Xiao.” Xiao Hanrui cold sound said, Ping Luoling has not spoken, a old boss appearance. “说详细一点,给萧姐听听。”萧涵蕊冷声说道,平洛灵没有说话,一副老大的模样。 Gong Shishi said embarrassed, said in a low voice: On that day big uncle got drunk, Sister Mu drives in front, big uncle regarded Sister Mu me, starts to raise a rumpus to me, kisses/intimate and touches, my ··· Gong Shishi could not have been justified. 宫施诗都不好意思说,低声道:“那天大叔喝醉了,慕姐在前面开车,大叔就把我当成了慕姐,开始对我动手动脚的,又亲又摸的,我···宫施诗已经说不下去了。 Tang Baobao despaired. 唐宝宝绝望了。 Looked at elder sisters secretly, the feeling expression is very proper, who is a ghost. 偷偷瞄了一眼姐姐们,感觉表情很到位,到底谁是鬼。 Also looked at Ji Xiaye, might kill people results. 又看了看纪夏夜,好像要杀人似得。 Gong Shishi can also so detailed, it seems like can also remove. 宫施诗也能如此的详细,看来也能排除掉。 Got drunk, the aging past events, Kexin, changed you.” Tang Baobao hurries to shift the topic, these two little wife, it seems like by this Baobao's time conquering, most unforgettable is kisses and traces. “都是喝醉了,陈年往事的,可馨,换你了。”唐宝宝赶紧转移话题,这两个小老婆,看来是被本宝宝的功夫给征服了,最难忘的都是亲嘴和摸摸。 Mu Kexin white Tang Baobao, starts to recall. 慕可馨白了唐宝宝一眼,开始回忆起来。 One minute of ··· 一分钟··· Two minutes of ··· 两分钟··· Five minutes of ··· 五分钟··· Tang Baobao a little had doubts, today's wittle pwincess is a little unusual! Is it possible that you are a ghost! 唐宝宝有点疑惑了,今天的小公举有点反常啊!莫非你就是鬼! To me, most unforgettable in that village.” Mu Kexin said in a soft voice. “对于我来说,最难忘的就是在那个村里。”慕可馨轻声说道。 Tang Baobao must suspect wittle pwincess, finally said that Mu Kexin said small village, Tang Baobao does not have the words to say suddenly. 唐宝宝都要怀疑小公举了,结果说慕可馨说道小村子,唐宝宝一下没话说了。 This is two people secrets, no one has said. 这可是两人的秘密啊,谁都没说的。 Can the ghosts know this matter? How possibly? 鬼能知道这件事?怎么可能? „Do you do in the village?” Xiao Hanrui asked curiously. “你们在村里干什么?”萧涵蕊好奇问道。 Also is not he, drives not to know the way, finally arrived on the summit, the vehicle also did not have the oil, nearby had small village, inside great uncle gave shelter to us.” Mu Kexin suppressed the mouth, at that time remembered that time, is very happy. “还不是他,开车不识路,结果开到山顶上了,车子又没油,还有旁边有个小村子,里面的大爷收留了我们。”慕可馨憋了憋嘴,当时想起那个时候,还是很开心的。 This fellow also sleeps with me!” “这家伙还和我一起睡觉!” Tang Baobao said prudently: Is you and I sleeps obviously, making you be on the floor you not to want!” 唐宝宝慎重说道:“明明是你和我睡觉的,让你打地铺你不愿意!” You also felt all right saying that you were so straight, did not love dearly the girl!” “你还好意思说,你这么直,一点也不心疼女孩子!” What's the big deal, you were also not my wife.” “那又怎么样,你还不是我老婆了。” You!!! Irritated me!!!” The Mu Kexin both hands link chest, paid no attention to Tang Baobao. “你!!!气死我了!!!”慕可馨双手环胸,不理唐宝宝了。 Tang Baobao thought, Mu Kexin should not be a ghost, on the bed the matter of knows. 唐宝宝心想,慕可馨应该不是鬼啊,床上发生的事情都知道。 Then is only left over Sister Ling and elder sister now! 那么现在只剩下灵姐姐姐了! These two, has certainly one! 这两个,其中一定有一个! Then was Sister Ling! 接下来就是灵姐了! Tang Baobao looks at Sister Ling earnestly, this is the suspicion is biggest! 唐宝宝认真看着灵姐,这是嫌疑最大的! Ping Luoling looks that Tang Baobao said earnestly: That is three wonderful mornings.” 平洛灵看着唐宝宝认真说道:“那是三个美妙的早晨。” Hears these words, the Tang Baobao corners of the mouth pulls out, Sister Ling you also really dare to say! 听到这句话,唐宝宝嘴角一抽,灵姐你还真敢说啊! It is not right! That three morning others do not know that also only then oneself and Sister Ling know! 不对!那三个早晨其他人都不知道的,也只有自己灵姐知道! Isn't Sister Ling a ghost? Then was only left over elder sister! 难道灵姐也不是鬼?那么只剩下姐姐了! However everyone is very curious to three breakfasts. 不过大家对三个早餐很好奇。 Only listens to Ping Luoling to say in a soft voice: Before, I have believed that is a misunderstanding, but looks like from the performance of these days husband, that is intentionally!” 只听平洛灵轻声说道:“之前,我一直认为,那是个误会,但是从这段时间老公的表现看来,那就是故意的!” Sister Ling, that is really accidental/surprised, at that time I was very chaste.” 灵姐,那真是意外,那个时候我很纯洁的。” elder sister younger sister rolls the eyes completely, the movement is unified. 姐姐妹妹全部翻白眼,动作都是统一的。 Tang Baobao is very helpless, turns the supercilious look to such situation, only then you. 唐宝宝很无奈,将白眼翻到这样的地步,也只有你们了。 Then Ping Luoling said that three morning matter completely. 接下来平洛灵将那三个早晨的事情全部说了一遍。 Xiao Hanrui dumbfounded, they did something secretly under the oneself nose unexpectedly! The day against night guards, the best friend is difficult to guard! 萧涵蕊懵逼了,他们竟然在自己眼皮底下暗度陈仓!日防夜防,闺蜜难防啊! Tang Baobao, you are very flamboyant! Has me also to sexually harass Sister Ling!” This old debt turned, Mu Kexin bombarded instantaneously. 唐宝宝,你很牛逼啊!有我还调戏灵姐!”这旧账翻出来了,慕可馨瞬间炮轰。 Tang Baobao hurries saying: Kexin, at that time you were also not my girlfriend, we have not met!” 唐宝宝赶紧说道:“可馨,当时你还不是我女朋友啊,我们都还没见面!” In any case I, no matter!” “反正我不管!” Good, your women, so long as spoke these words, the father shuts up, is casual you not to manage. 好吧,你们女人只要说这句话,老子就闭嘴,随便你不管。 Ji Xiaye said lightly: Snort, originally you by take them like this.” 纪夏夜淡淡说道:“哼,原来你是靠这样把她们弄到手的。” Ji Xiaye, said anything, how to call to take, this was the hobby is not good.” 纪夏夜,说什么呢,怎么叫弄到手,这是爱好不好。” Cuts “切” Tang Baobao does not manage, asked toward elder sister: sister, this/should you.” 唐宝宝不管了,朝着姐姐问道:“,该你了。” Xiao Hanrui heaved a deep sigh: Back then, elder sister rescued your ··· reckless 萧涵蕊长叹一声:“想当年,姐姐不要命的救你··· Tang Baobao covers the forehead, this stem elder sister can say for a lifetime. 唐宝宝捂住额头,这个梗姐姐能说一辈子。 sister, trades one.” ,换一个。” Good, that is when read 3 rd, on that day I took a bath to your family.” Xiao Hanrui has the strange look to say. “好,那是在读初三的时候,那天我到你家洗澡。”萧涵蕊带着怪异的眼神说道。 Tang Baobao thought instantaneously: Ok, was needless to say.” 唐宝宝瞬间就想起来了:“好了,不用说了。” You manage me, I must say!” “你管我啊,我就要说!” You know that this small scoundrel, peeps I to take a bath, but also thinks that I do not know.” “你们知道吗,这个小混蛋,偷看我洗澡,还以为我不知道呢。” People: ······ 众人:“······
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