„Baobao, what do we play?” Mu Kexin turns on the computer to ask curiously. “宝宝,我们玩什么？”慕可馨打开电脑好奇问道。 „League of Legends, our five rows!” Tang Baobao decided that brings wife to fly, no matter plays in the bed, that is the rhythm that the belt/bring flies. “英雄联盟,我们五排！”唐宝宝决定带老婆飞,不管是在床上还是游戏里,那就是带飞的节奏。 Four wife look neatly to Tang Baobao, seemed asking, you determined can play this game? 四个老婆齐刷刷地看向唐宝宝,似乎在问,你确定要玩这个游戏吗？ The Tang Baobao left hand is two elder sister, the right is two younger sister, oneself sits in C positions, that big shot sitting posture reveals without doubt. 唐宝宝左手边是两位姐姐,右边是两位妹妹,自己就坐在C位,那大佬的坐姿显露无疑。 Can play the game, perhaps in the world only then this Baobao person. 能这么玩游戏的,恐怕世上只有本宝宝一人吧。 „What's wrong, doesn't believe me? I can make you fly on the bed incessantly, but can also fly in the game.” Tang Baobao said with a smile shameless. “怎么,不相信我吗？我不止能让你们在床上飞,还能在游戏里面飞。”唐宝宝无耻笑道。 „Hooligan!” Four wife charmingly angry, but regarding the Tang Baobao's strength, is the approval. “流氓！”四个老婆娇嗔一声,不过对于唐宝宝的实力,还是认可的。 However strength of this game, but also waits for waiting and seeing. 不过这游戏的实力,还有待观望。 „husband, which area?” Xiao Hanrui asked lightly. “老公,哪个区啊？”萧涵蕊淡淡问道。 „Naturally is Ionia, the expert are many, only then the expert coordinates me to dispute.” “当然是艾欧尼亚,高手多,只有高手才配和我较量。” The skill that zé zé zé, Baobao this boasted was getting stronger and stronger. 啧啧啧,宝宝这吹牛的本事越来越强了。 In the past brought Sister Ling to play the game, that lost a afternoon. 当年带灵姐打游戏,那就是输了一个下午。 Also wants to install to compel in front of Sister Ling, the result was really instead lost face by grass ···. 原本还想在灵姐面前装个逼的,结果反被艹···真丢脸。 Looks that wife proficiently enter the game unexpectedly, Tang Baobao a little doubts ··· 看着老婆们竟然熟练进入游戏,唐宝宝有点疑惑··· How many meanings is their? Looks at the operative skills, seeming like this/Ben Baobao is flamboyant. 她们这是几个意思？看着操作技巧,貌似比本宝宝还牛逼。 „wife, you will not play, therefore we must adopt four to guarantee a tactic, centered on me, opens the auspicious audience! Is this, I hit ADC, you are optional, have the head/number of people to let.” “老婆们,你们都不会玩,所以我们要采取四保一的战术,以我为中心,开瑞全场！就是这样,我打ADC,你们随意,有人头就要让。” Four elder sister sweet and delicate voices should say, today as accompanying to play, naturally must meet Baobao all needs. 四位姐姐娇声应道,今天作为陪玩,当然要满足宝宝一切的需求。 Tang Baobao elected a cold ice shooter, Si Ru to take a hammer stone to be auxiliary, middle of the mill Mu Kexin ··· moreover was one Hassa! Tang Baobao felt that the middle of the mill had collapsed ··· 唐宝宝选了一个寒冰射手,司如拿了一个锤石辅助,中路慕可馨···而且是一个哈撒个！唐宝宝感觉中路已经崩了··· Starting off is elder sister, was actually Teemo ··· looks like this Baobao this to grow earnestly. 上路是姐姐,竟然是个提姆···看来本宝宝这把要认真发育了。 Hits wild Shishi, Sword Saint ··· 打野施诗,剑圣··· Tang Baobao felt that the good difficult belt/bring, to combine to win like this has the ghost. 唐宝宝感觉好难带啊,这样组合能赢就出鬼了。 „Listens to me to order, in the later period of the dreadful growth, hits.” Tang Baobao calls one. “听我命令,猥琐发育,打后期。”唐宝宝吆喝一声。 „Good, husband” four wife delicate and sweet shout. “好的,老公”四个老婆娇滴滴喊道。 „First comes a first-level group, the coming set, remembers that lets the head/number of people.” Tang Baobao urged one. “不过先来个一级团,都过来集合了,记得让人头啊。”唐宝宝叮嘱一声。 Tang Baobao brings four wife to invade the wild area of opposite party, that appearance swaggering, simply has not paid attention to the opponent. 唐宝宝就这么带着四个老婆侵入对方的野区,那大摇大摆的样子,根本没有把对手放在眼里。 „Si Ru, Shishi, the face searches the thick patch of grass!” Tang Baobao gives orders again. “司如,施诗,脸探草丛！”唐宝宝再次发号施令。 Si Ru and Gong Shishi: „······” 司如和宫施诗:“······” „The man who I must open the auspicious audience, feels relieved.” Tang Baobao patted striking one's chest. “我可是要开瑞全场的男人,放心去吧。”唐宝宝拍了拍胸脯。 Si Ru and Gong Shishi shake the head, but can also play? 司如和宫施诗摇了摇头,还能这么玩的吗？ Two little wife searched the thick patch of grass with the face, five robust men appear directly. 两个小老婆就这么用脸探了草丛,五个壮汉直接出现。 xu xu xu!!! 歘歘歘！！！ Tang Baobao deeply inspires: „Just only let Si Ru and Shishi fortunately goes, otherwise we must roll to extinguish, listens my really right, removes ···” 唐宝宝深深吸了口气:“还好刚刚只让司如和施诗去,不然我们就要团灭了,听我的果然没错吧,撤撤撤···” Four wife: „······” 四个老婆:“······” If do not coax you to play the game, now lets your on-hook, our oneself plays. 如果不是要哄着你打游戏,现在就让你挂机了,我们自己玩。 „Si Ru, we go down the road, listens to my command! Middle of the mill that anyone, do not deliver.” The Tang Baobao serious reminder said, but Mu Kexin puts on a serious face ··· “司如,我们走下路,听我号令！中路那谁,别送啊。”唐宝宝严肃提醒道,而慕可馨板着个脸··· „sister, do not deliver the dog, snacks to allay hunger the soldier dreadfully.” Tang Baobao also urged. “姐,别送成狗了,猥琐点补兵啊。”唐宝宝又叮嘱。 „Shishi, you have brushed are wildly good.” “施诗,你就一直刷野好了。” Gong Shishi: „······” 宫施诗:“······” If this is not oneself husband, definitely now on hammer. 如果这不是自己老公,肯定现在就锤了。 Under Tang Baobao brings Si Ru to arrive at the road, displaying dreadfully is the gold/metal truth, but also often observation overall perception, once for a while order several, oneself makes up the soldier also to fall behind finally. 唐宝宝带着司如来到下路,发挥猥琐是金的道理,还不时的观察大局观,时不时的命令几句,结果自己补兵还落后。 Suddenly! 忽然！ Tang Baobao sees the middle of the mill to complete to kill unexpectedly one time only! 唐宝宝看见中路竟然完成一次单杀！ wittle pwincess killed people with Hassa unexpectedly! This is how possible, the opposite party is retarded! 小公举竟然用哈撒个杀人了！这怎么可能,对方是个弱智吗！ Just wants to end, starting off elder sister also killed people with Teemo unexpectedly! This is how possible! The opposite party is a man-machine! 刚刚想完,上路姐姐竟然用提姆也杀人了！这怎么可能！对方是人机吗！ When Tang Baobao is shocking, 就在唐宝宝震惊的时候, The wild area also spread the good news, Shishi kills people with Sword Saint! This ··· 野区也传来喜讯,施诗用剑圣都杀人了！这··· „That ··· your luck is good.” “那个···你们运气好。” Tang Baobao really does not know that in what words, can only squeeze out such a few words. 唐宝宝实在不知道用什么话说了,只能挤出这么一句话。 In the wife heart cold snort/hum, you leads us to fly on the bed, in game, we lead you to fly. 老婆们心中冷哼,在床上你带我们飞,在游戏里面,还是我们带你飞吧。 Tang Baobao does not feel good! This completely by wife being inferior! 唐宝宝感觉不行！这完全就被老婆给比下去了！ Arrived six levels! Instead kills one wave to six levels! 到六级！到六级就反杀一波！ „Si Ru! Looks at my big move!” “司如！看我大招！” „eń” Si Ru said earnestly. “嗯”司如认真说道。 After Tang Baobao to six levels, promoted directly the big move! 当唐宝宝到了六级之后,直接升级了大招！ R! R！ Not ··· 没中··· Si Ru: „······” 司如:“······” „big uncle, run, the opposite party blind person hit comes wildly.” “大叔,快跑,对方瞎子打野来了。” The Tang Baobao junction flashes immediately, but, blind person of opposite party inserts a maneuver to kick ··· unexpectedly 唐宝宝立马交闪,但没想到,对方的瞎子竟然一个插眼回旋踢··· „husband do not deliver ···” “老公别送···” „husband, stands firm!” “老公,稳住！” „big uncle, asked.” “大叔,拜托了。” „How big uncle ··· don't you select the lantern?” “大叔···你怎么不点灯笼？” Tang Baobao asked curiously: „Selecting the lantern is useful?” 唐宝宝好奇问道:“点灯笼有什么用？” People: „······” 众人:“······” Does not have the means that Tang Baobao played in the past, has not hammered the stone. 没办法,唐宝宝当年玩的时候,还没有锤石呢。 However Tang Baobao pledged, must open the auspicious audience! These women started to massacre unexpectedly! 但是唐宝宝发誓,一定要开瑞全场！这些女人竟然开始乱杀了！ Cannot endure! 不能忍！ When Tang Baobao again by three robust men to wheel, Tang Baobao cannot bear the typing: „You are sick, how not to catch them!” 当唐宝宝再次被三个壮汉给轮了的时候,唐宝宝忍不住打字:“你们有病啊,怎么不去抓他们啊！” „Because you burn the chicken.” “因为你辣鸡啊。” Tang Baobao: „······” 唐宝宝:“······” No game experience. 毫无游戏体验。 Does not play! 不玩了！ „husband, we help you revenge.” “老公,我们帮你报仇。” Tang Baobao despaired, knows that the competition ended! 唐宝宝绝望了,知道比赛结束！ Tang Baobao realizes a matter, the competition can lose, the cold ice must die! 唐宝宝才意识到一件事,比赛可以输,寒冰必须死！ The oneself score is 0 / 13 / 0 自己的战绩就是0/13/0 Si Ru gave up protecting oneself finally ··· such assistance, did not want. 就连司如最后都放弃保护自己了···这样的辅助,不要也罢。 „I want single tribulation, does not give delivers!” Tang Baobao vitality/angry! “我要中单劫,不给就送！”唐宝宝生气了！ elder sister younger sister is roaring immediately, Baobao should not be angry, you want anything to give you. 姐姐妹妹顿时哄着,宝宝别生气,你要什么给你。 Did not say fortunately, this saying Tang Baobao face was black, coaxes the child! 不说还好,这一说唐宝宝脸都黑了,哄孩子呢！ Makes you have a look! What is on endures! One set of even/including incurs to take away the opposite party! The eye does not wink! 就让你们看看！什么叫上忍！一套连招带走对方！眼睛都不眨一下的！ A blood instead kills, such technology is not your women can understand. 还有丝血反杀,这样的技术根本不是你们这些女人能懂的。 Quick! 很快！ Tang Baobao delivered a blood. 唐宝宝就送了一血。 „husband, do not deliver.” “老公,别送。” „husband, stands firm, other wave.” “老公,稳住,别浪。” „big uncle” “大叔” „big uncle! Earnest!” “大叔！认真一点！” Tang Baobao: „······” 唐宝宝:“······” It seems like on a class to you, is really not the cruelty that in my endures! 看来不给你们上一课,真不是我这个上忍的残忍！ At this time the door was shoved open suddenly, sees only Ping Luoling to change the clothes to come out, was very attractive. 这时候房门忽然被推开,只见平洛灵已经换了衣服出来,很漂亮。 „I first went out.” Ping Luoling walks the gentle voice to say. “我先出去了。”平洛灵走进来柔声说道。 Tang Baobao not, thoughts completely above game. 唐宝宝头都不会,心思全部在游戏上面。 „husband, good to play fun.” The Ping Luoling gentle voice said with a smile, left behind the hickey on the Tang Baobao's cheeks, immediately went out. “老公,好好玩游戏。”平洛灵柔声笑道,在唐宝宝的脸颊上面留下唇印,随即就出门了。 However Comrade Tang Baobao hung ··· 然而唐宝宝同志又挂了···