MGIR :: Volume #1

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Such remarks, an audience silence! 此话一出,全场一片寂静! This is test forcefully, worthily is big shot, if this comes a spear/gun, Tang Baobao does not die remnantly also half. 这是硬生生的考验啊,不愧是大佬啊,这要是来一枪,唐宝宝不死也半残。 If the issue does not dare, then Ping Luoling will be definitely disappointed about Tang Baobao, even if has not felt now, still lays down a seed at heart. 问题如果不敢,那么平洛灵肯定会对唐宝宝失望的,就算现在没感觉出来,心里也埋下一颗种子。 This is planning of Ping Wantai, he will certainly not kill Tang Baobao, he wants Tang Baobao oneself to recognize instigated, then the daughter can also see through him! 这就是平万泰的算计,他当然不会干掉唐宝宝,他是要唐宝宝自己认怂,那么女儿也可以看穿他! Tang Baobao now the head is humming sound the straight sound, is coming a spear/gun to oneself? Do the fools give oneself to come a spear/gun? 唐宝宝现在脑袋是嗡嗡直响,对着自己来一枪?傻逼才给自己来一枪呢? But if not give oneself to come a spear/gun, Sister Ling this play could not develop. 但是如果不给自己来一枪,灵姐这戏就演不下去了。 This matter elder sister must be a scapegoat, is elder sister makes oneself look after Sister Ling's, now was good, looked after to commit suicide ··· 这件事姐姐要背锅,都是姐姐自己照顾灵姐的,现在好了,都照顾到要自杀了··· Baobao, do not manage him!” Ping Luoling shouts anxiously. 宝宝,你别理他!”平洛灵焦急喊道。 Ping Wantai raises hand, two black clothes bodyguards give to hold Ping Luoling, naturally does not dare to make an effort, so long as made Ping Luoling not move heedlessly is good. 平万泰扬了扬手,两个黑衣保镖将平洛灵给抓住,当然也不敢用力,只要让平洛灵不乱动就好了。 However Ping Luoling is not affable, the high-heeled shoes step on fiercely, a bodyguard hurt rolls the eyes. 然而平洛灵也不是好惹的,高跟鞋猛地踩下,其中一个保镖疼得都翻白眼了。 Turns around to kick. 转身一踢。 Another bodyguard covers the pants crotch, sitting gradually on the ground, is good to hate ··· 另一个保镖捂住裤裆,渐渐的坐在地上,好恨啊··· Tang Baobao hit to tremble, originally Sister Ling was so flagitious, later do not annoy her ··· 唐宝宝不禁打了个哆嗦,原来灵姐这么凶残,以后还是不要惹她··· The Ping Wantai sinking sound shouted: You have not eaten meal! Women do not handle!” 平万泰沉声喝道:“你们没吃饭吗!一个女人都搞不定!” boss spoke, several men give to hold Ping Luoling simultaneously, then really cannot move! 老板都发话了,几个男人同时将平洛灵给抓住,这下真的不能动了! You let loose my Sister Ling!” Tang Baobao grasps the fellow on table, is pointing at Ping Wantai! “你放开我灵姐!”唐宝宝一把抓起桌上的家伙,指着平万泰 My goodness! The spear/gun refers to the father-in-law unexpectedly, will not have wife for a lifetime. 好家伙!竟然枪指岳父,一辈子都不会有老婆了。 On Ping Wantai face does not have any fluctuation: You dare!” 平万泰脸上根本没有任何的波动:“你敢吗!” Is shaking hand the ice-cold iron hardware, the Tang Baobao rapid breath, looked around Sister Ling, but also is struggling. 握着手中冰冷的铁器,唐宝宝急促呼吸,看了看一旁的灵姐,还在挣扎着。 Is pointing at the forehead the muzzle fiercely. 猛地将枪口指着额头。 Ping Wantai is startled slightly. 平万泰微微一惊。 Baobao, do you do! Puts down quickly!” Ping Luoling drinks sternly tenderly. 宝宝,你干什么啊!快放下!”平洛灵厉声娇喝。 You should unable to guess correctly that this Baobao has the special ability man, the hand grasps the bullet is the small gift. 你们应该都猜不到吧,本宝宝可是有异能的男人,手抓子弹都是小意思啦。 However does not seem to try. 不过好像没试过。 Looks at the Sister Ling's facial features, now should develop? Waits to make you have a look at this Baobao's skill, really walks according to the novel repertoire, hitting the face father-in-law. 看着灵姐的面容,现在是不是应该演上了?等下就让你们看看本宝宝的本事,果然是按照小说套路走,打脸岳父。 Sister Ling, do not struggle!” The Tang Baobao tone brings calm, brings sadly, brings an aggression. 灵姐,不要挣扎了!”唐宝宝语气带着沉稳,也带着哀伤,更是带着一丝霸气。 Delicate this moment of Ping Luoling innermost feelings was touched, a jade face becomes pale, two lines of tears flow copiously, leave behind two to wind the pale trace. 平洛灵内心的柔弱这一刻被触动了,一张玉脸变得苍白,两行泪水更是夺眶而出,留下两条蜿蜒淡白的痕迹。 Your this fool, lays down the spear/gun quickly!” The miserable sound reverberates in the passenger compartment, making people low-spirited. “你这个傻子,快把枪放下啊!”凄凉之声在包间回荡,让人黯然。 Tang Baobao is at heart sporty, did not fear, but the affection said: Sister Ling, the life can meet with you, is my Tang Baobao's good fortune!” 唐宝宝心里底气十足,根本就不怕,但还是深情说道:“灵姐,此生能和你相遇,是我唐宝宝的福气!” Ping Wantai stares, originally he called Baobao. 平万泰一愣,原来他叫宝宝啊。 Any good fortune non- good fortune, you die to me!” The Ping Luoling tears class/flow continues, no matter what, is attractive. “什么福气不福气的,你给我死过来!”平洛灵泪流不止,但不管怎么样,都是好看。 Tang Baobao deeply sighed: Later the big maternal aunt comes time do not eat coldly, otherwise menstrual pain time no one took care of you.” 唐宝宝深深叹了口气:“以后大姨妈来的时候不要吃冷的,不然经痛的时候没人照顾你了。” Your this scoundrel! When also proposed this, if you dare dead, my pain dies does not shout the person!” “你这个混蛋!都什么时候了还提这个,你要是敢死,我痛死也不喊人!” Sister Ling, you are obstinate argumentative, actually on that day was very affected is?” Taking this opportunity, Tang Baobao asked curiously. 灵姐,你就是嘴硬,其实那天很感动是不是?”借着这个机会,唐宝宝好奇问道。 Ping Luoling sobbed to shout: I am moved, if you lay down the spear/gun I to be moved.” 平洛灵哽咽喊道:“我感动个屁,你要是放下枪我就感动。” Oh, Sister Ling, but also remembers that three wonderful morning?” “唉,灵姐,还记得那三个美妙的早上吗?” The face of Ping Wantai one sank, MLGB! Also has a face to propose three mornings! 平万泰的脸一下就沉了,MLGB的!还有脸提三个早晨! Tang Baobao! Sister Ling asked you, put down ··· quickly 唐宝宝灵姐求你了,快放下吧··· Tang Baobao assumes 45 corner/horn to look up to the ceiling, sighed one: „ Without that wonderful morning, 唐宝宝呈45角仰望天花板,感叹一声:“如果没有那美妙的早晨, We in the same place, will not have so many matter. ” I did not regret!” 咱们也不会在一起,更不会发生这么多的事情。”“我不后悔!” Tang Baobao chuckle: Actually I did not regret.” 唐宝宝轻笑一声:“其实我也不后悔。” Sister Ling this play builds really well, under touching tears. 灵姐这戏搭得真好,感人泪下啊。 Baobao, listens to the Sister Ling's words, puts down quickly!” 宝宝,听灵姐的话,快放下!” Sister Ling, if I have what accident today, if from now on were lonely, has a look at my black and white photo, do not look for other man.” Tang Baobao said spookily. 灵姐,如果今天我有什么三长两短,今后要是寂寞了,就看看我的黑白照,千万别找别的男人。”唐宝宝幽幽说道。 Ping Luoling shouts ashamed and resentfully: Tang Baobao! If you dare to act unreasonably, my ··· my ··· 平洛灵羞愤喊道:“唐宝宝!你要是敢乱来,我就···我就··· Knows that you will be lonely, the means give you to think, online doesn't have that type of thing to sell? Buys several to come back, heard that pair of 11 small advantages, buy one and get one free.” “知道你会寂寞,办法都给你想好啊,网上不是有那种东西卖吗?买几个回来,听说双11便宜,买一送一。” ! 噗! mother! Side this more chatted more does not have, before wanting you to do said goodbye, did not make you entrust the net to buy, but also bought the sex toy! 尼玛的!这越聊越没边的,要你们做死前道别,不是让你嘱托网购,还买成人用品! Ping Luoling was ignorant to the Tang Baobao air/Qi, when you this is cracks a joke! 平洛灵唐宝宝气懵了,你当这是开玩笑啊! Now does not know that is the air/Qi cries cries with emotion. 现在都不知道是气哭的还是感动哭的了。 Sufficed! Begins a bit faster, I am listening agitated.” Ping Wantai could not bear urge, this Tang Baobao simply was a chatterbox, must commit suicide, added uselessly these, when you hung, Lingling naturally found, who still remembered you! “够了!快点动手,我听着烦躁。”平万泰忍不住催促了,这唐宝宝简直就是个话痨,就要自杀了,还说这些没用的,等你挂了,灵灵自然找好的了,谁还记得你啊! Tang Baobao deeply inspires: Sister Ling, if missed pair 11, remembers also has pair 12.” 唐宝宝深深吸了口气:“灵姐,如果错过了双11,记住还有双12.” ! 噗! Should the sad atmosphere, one be happy, several black clothes bodyguards could not bear smile. 原本应该感伤的气氛,一下就欢乐起来了,有几个黑衣保镖都忍不住笑了。 Tang Baobao! Gives me the spear/gun, I help you!” Ping Luoling really does not know whether to laugh or cry, was sad, one provoked laughter. 唐宝宝!把枪给我,我帮你!”平洛灵真的是哭笑不得,原本都伤心死了,一下就被逗笑了。 Tang Baobao aspirates, urged again: Sister Ling forgot to tell you, double 11 were my birthday, remembered buys for me men's, then burnt to me uses.” 唐宝宝吐了口气,再次叮嘱:“灵姐忘记告诉你了,双11是我的生日,记住给我买男用的,然后烧给我用。” Tang Baobao! I must kill you!” Ping Luoling breaks through toward Tang Baobao fiercely. 唐宝宝!我要杀了你!”平洛灵猛地朝唐宝宝突围。 The bodyguards block Ping Luoling that the violent walks immediately, this man was too funny, miss cried the tears person, can provoke laughter unexpectedly, even can also aggravate. 保镖们立马拦住暴走的平洛灵,这个男人太搞笑了,小姐都哭成泪人了,竟然还能逗笑,甚至还能惹火。 Worthily was the straight guy cancer man, even birthday in Singles Day. 不愧是得了直男癌的男人,连生日都在光棍节 Sister Ling, visits you to smile, I felt at ease.” The Tang Baobao sudden picture changes. 灵姐,看着你笑了,我就安心了。”唐宝宝突然画面一变。 The people realize now, originally just this man wants to make miss smile, should not be too sad. 众人现在才意识到,原来刚刚这个男人是想让小姐笑,不要太伤心。 It seems like they really love, has the thoughts to crack a joke to miss to this moment. 看来他们是真爱啊,到这种关头还有心思给小姐开玩笑。 Tang Baobao! You are scoundrel bastard, my whole life do not smile.” Ping Luoling was the tears collapsed finally, these touched the deepest weakness. 唐宝宝!你就是个混蛋王八蛋,我这辈子都不要笑了。”平洛灵终于是泪崩了,这一下触动了最深的弱点。 Sister Ling, to smile thinks me, wants to hit the person to make a puppet, how is casual to hit, in the evening can also hold sleeping lonely, kills two birds with one stone.” 灵姐,如果想笑的话就多想想我,想打人的话就做个玩偶,随便怎么打,晚上寂寞还能抱着睡觉,一举两得。” This was saying was saying also changed the subject, Ping Wantai is not really able to endure: Hurry up! Do not rub gently! The gunnysack prepared!” 这说着说着又跑题了,平万泰实在无法忍受:“快点!别磨蹭!麻袋都准备好了!” „The person who I must die, to your daughter how said two, otherwise you came!” Tang Baobao rampantly, but also gives Ping Wantai the spear/gun. “我都是要死的人了,跟你女儿说两句怎么了,不然你来!”唐宝宝嚣张不已,还把枪递给平万泰 Has the fart to put quickly, do not pull uselessly these.” “有屁快放,别扯那些没用的。” Tang Baobao cold snort/hum, is pointing at the head of oneself. 唐宝宝冷哼一声,又指着自己的头。 Sister Ling, next life when again your younger brother.” 灵姐,来世再当你弟弟了。” Tang Baobao! Your fool, my father makes you open fire toward oneself, does not make you come a spear/gun toward.” Ping Luoling sobbed to shout. 唐宝宝!你傻逼啊,我爸让你朝自己开枪,又不是让你朝着头来一枪。”平洛灵哽咽喊道。 ··· points at to represent me to your intention! Also, the man works, the woman little interrupted, being probable made me teach you, was not really obedient.” “呃···指着头代表我对你的心意!还有啊,男人做事,女人少插嘴,非得让我教训你,真不听话。”
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