Such remarks, an audiencesilence!
此话一出,全场一片寂静!Thisistestforcefully, worthilyisbig shot, ifthiscomes a spear/gun, Tang Baobaodoes not dieremnantlyalsohalf.
这是硬生生的考验啊,不愧是大佬啊,这要是来一枪,唐宝宝不死也半残。If the issuedoes not dare, thenPing Luolingwill be definitely disappointedaboutTang Baobao, even ifhas not feltnow,stilllays down a seedat heart.
问题如果不敢,那么平洛灵肯定会对唐宝宝失望的,就算现在没感觉出来,心里也埋下一颗种子。Thisisplanning of Ping Wantai, hewill certainly not killTang Baobao, hewantsTang Baobaooneselfto recognizeinstigated, then the daughter can also see throughhim!
这就是平万泰的算计,他当然不会干掉唐宝宝,他是要唐宝宝自己认怂,那么女儿也可以看穿他!Tang Baobaonow the headishumming sound the straightsound, is coming a spear/guntooneself? Do the foolsgiveoneselfto come a spear/gun?唐宝宝现在脑袋是嗡嗡直响,对着自己来一枪?傻逼才给自己来一枪呢?But if not giveoneselfto come a spear/gun, Sister Lingthisplaycould not develop.
但是如果不给自己来一枪,灵姐这戏就演不下去了。Thismatterelder sistermustbe a scapegoat, iselder sistermakesoneselflook afterSister Ling's, nowwas good, looked after to commit suicide···
这件事姐姐要背锅,都是姐姐让自己照顾灵姐的,现在好了,都照顾到要自杀了···„Baobao, do not managehim!”Ping Luolingshoutsanxiously.
“宝宝,你别理他!”平洛灵焦急喊道。Ping Wantairaises hand, twoblack clothesbodyguardsgiveto holdPing Luoling, naturallydoes not dareto make an effort, so long asmadePing Luolingnot move heedlesslyis good.平万泰扬了扬手,两个黑衣保镖将平洛灵给抓住,当然也不敢用力,只要让平洛灵不乱动就好了。HoweverPing Luolingis not affable, the high-heeled shoesstep onfiercely, a bodyguardhurtrolls the eyes.
然而平洛灵也不是好惹的,高跟鞋猛地踩下,其中一个保镖疼得都翻白眼了。Turns aroundto kick.
转身一踢。Anotherbodyguardcovers the pants crotch, sittinggraduallyon the ground, is goodto hate···
另一个保镖捂住裤裆,渐渐的坐在地上,好恨啊···Tang Baobaohitto tremble, originallySister Lingwas so flagitious, laterdo not annoyher···唐宝宝不禁打了个哆嗦,原来灵姐这么凶残,以后还是不要惹她···
The Ping Wantaisinkingsoundshouted: „Youhave not eaten meal! Womendo not handle!”平万泰沉声喝道:“你们没吃饭吗!一个女人都搞不定!”bossspoke, severalmengiveto holdPing Luolingsimultaneously, thenreallycannotmove!老板都发话了,几个男人同时将平洛灵给抓住,这下真的不能动了!„Youlet loosemySister Ling!”Tang Baobaograsps the fellow on table, is pointing atPing Wantai!
“你放开我灵姐!”唐宝宝一把抓起桌上的家伙,指着平万泰!My goodness! The spear/gunrefers to the father-in-lawunexpectedly, will not havewifefor a lifetime.
好家伙!竟然枪指岳父,一辈子都不会有老婆了。OnPing Wantaifacedoes not have anyfluctuation: „Youdare!”平万泰脸上根本没有任何的波动:“你敢吗!”Is shaking hand the ice-coldiron hardware, the Tang Baobaorapidbreath, looked around Sister Ling, but also is struggling.
握着手中冰冷的铁器,唐宝宝急促呼吸,看了看一旁的灵姐,还在挣扎着。Is pointing at the forehead the muzzlefiercely.
猛地将枪口指着额头。Ping Wantaiis startledslightly.平万泰微微一惊。„Baobao, do youdo! Puts downquickly!”Ping Luolingdrinkssternlytenderly.
“宝宝,你干什么啊!快放下!”平洛灵厉声娇喝。Youshould unable to guess correctly that thisBaobaohas the special abilityman, the handgrasps the bulletis the small gift.
你们应该都猜不到吧,本宝宝可是有异能的男人,手抓子弹都是小意思啦。Howeverdoes not seemto try.
不过好像没试过。Looks at the Sister Ling'sfacial features, nowshoulddevelop? Waitsto makeyouhave a look atthisBaobao'sskill, reallywalksaccording to the novelrepertoire, hitting the facefather-in-law.
看着灵姐的面容,现在是不是应该演上了?等下就让你们看看本宝宝的本事,果然是按照小说套路走,打脸岳父。„Sister Ling, do not struggle!” The Tang Baobaotonebringscalm, bringssadly, brings an aggression.
“灵姐,不要挣扎了!”唐宝宝语气带着沉稳,也带着哀伤,更是带着一丝霸气。Delicatethis moment of Ping Luolinginnermost feelingswas touched, a jadefacebecomespale, twolines of tearsflow copiously, leave behindtwoto wind the paletrace.平洛灵内心的柔弱这一刻被触动了,一张玉脸变得苍白,两行泪水更是夺眶而出,留下两条蜿蜒淡白的痕迹。„Yourthisfool, lays down the spear/gunquickly!” The miserablesoundreverberatesin the passenger compartment, makingpeoplelow-spirited.
“你这个傻子,快把枪放下啊!”凄凉之声在包间回荡,让人黯然。Tang Baobaois at heart sporty, did not fear, but the affectionsaid: „Sister Ling, the lifecanmeetwithyou, ismyTang Baobao'sgood fortune!”唐宝宝心里底气十足,根本就不怕,但还是深情说道:“灵姐,此生能和你相遇,是我唐宝宝的福气!”Ping Wantaistares, originallyhecalledBaobao.平万泰一愣,原来他叫宝宝啊。„Anygood fortunenon-good fortune, youdietome!” The Ping Luolingtearsclass/flowcontinues, no matter what, isattractive.
“什么福气不福气的,你给我死过来!”平洛灵泪流不止,但不管怎么样,都是好看。Tang Baobaodeeplysighed: „Later the bigmaternal auntcomestimedo not eatcoldly, otherwisemenstrual paintimeno onetook care ofyou.”唐宝宝深深叹了口气:“以后大姨妈来的时候不要吃冷的,不然经痛的时候没人照顾你了。”„Yourthisscoundrel! Whenalsoproposedthis, ifyoudare dead, mypaindiesdoes not shout the person!”
“你这个混蛋!都什么时候了还提这个,你要是敢死,我痛死也不喊人!”„Sister Ling, youareobstinate argumentative, actuallyon that daywas very affectedis?”Takingthisopportunity, Tang Baobaoaskedcuriously.
“灵姐,你就是嘴硬,其实那天很感动是不是?”借着这个机会,唐宝宝好奇问道。Ping Luolingsobbedto shout: „Iam moved, ifyoulay down the spear/gunIto be moved.”平洛灵哽咽喊道:“我感动个屁,你要是放下枪我就感动。”„Oh, Sister Ling, but alsoremembersthatthreewonderfulmorning?”
“唉,灵姐,还记得那三个美妙的早上吗?”
The face of Ping Wantaionesank, MLGB! Alsohas a faceto proposethreemornings!平万泰的脸一下就沉了,MLGB的!还有脸提三个早晨!„Tang Baobao! Sister Lingaskedyou, put down···quickly”
“唐宝宝!灵姐求你了,快放下吧···”Tang Baobaoassumes45corner/hornto look up to the ceiling, sighedone: „ Withoutthatwonderfulmorning,唐宝宝呈45角仰望天花板,感叹一声:“如果没有那美妙的早晨,Wein the same place, will not haveso manymatter. ” „Idid not regret!”
咱们也不会在一起,更不会发生这么多的事情。”“我不后悔!”Tang Baobaochuckle: „ActuallyIdid not regret.”唐宝宝轻笑一声:“其实我也不后悔。”Sister Lingthisplaybuildsreallywell, undertouchingtears.灵姐这戏搭得真好,感人泪下啊。„Baobao, listens to the Sister Ling'swords, puts downquickly!”
“宝宝,听灵姐的话,快放下!”„Sister Ling, ifIhavewhataccidenttoday, iffrom now onwere lonely, has a look atmyblack and whitephoto, do not look forotherman.”Tang Baobaosaidspookily.
“灵姐,如果今天我有什么三长两短,今后要是寂寞了,就看看我的黑白照,千万别找别的男人。”唐宝宝幽幽说道。Ping Luolingshoutsashamed and resentfully: „Tang Baobao! Ifyoudareto act unreasonably, my···my···”平洛灵羞愤喊道:“唐宝宝!你要是敢乱来,我就···我就···”„Knows that youwill be lonely, the meansgiveyouto think, onlinedoesn't havethattype of thingto sell? Buysseveralto come back, heard that pair of 11small advantages, buy one and get one free.”
“知道你会寂寞,办法都给你想好啊,网上不是有那种东西卖吗?买几个回来,听说双11便宜,买一送一。”Pū!
噗!mother! Side thismorechattedmoredoes not have, before wantingyouto dosaid goodbye, did not makeyouentrust the netto buy, but alsobought the sex toy!
尼玛的!这越聊越没边的,要你们做死前道别,不是让你嘱托网购,还买成人用品!Ping Luolingwas ignorantto the Tang Baobaoair/Qi, whenyouthisiscracks a joke!平洛灵给唐宝宝气懵了,你当这是开玩笑啊!Nowdoes not know that is the air/Qicriescrieswith emotion.
现在都不知道是气哭的还是感动哭的了。„Sufficed! Beginsa bit faster, Iam listeningagitated.”Ping Wantaicould not bearurge, thisTang Baobaosimplywas a chatterbox, mustcommit suicide, addeduselesslythese, whenyouhung, Linglingnaturallyfound, whostillrememberedyou!
“够了!快点动手,我听着烦躁。”平万泰忍不住催促了,这唐宝宝简直就是个话痨,就要自杀了,还说这些没用的,等你挂了,灵灵自然找好的了,谁还记得你啊!Tang Baobaodeeplyinspires: „Sister Ling, ifmissedpair11, remembersalsohaspair12.”唐宝宝深深吸了口气:“灵姐,如果错过了双11,记住还有双12.”Pū!
噗!Should the sadatmosphere, onebe happy, severalblack clothesbodyguardscould not bearsmile.
原本应该感伤的气氛,一下就欢乐起来了,有几个黑衣保镖都忍不住笑了。„Tang Baobao! Givesme the spear/gun, Ihelpyou!”Ping Luolingreallydoes not know whether to laugh or cry, was sad, oneprovoked laughter.
“唐宝宝!把枪给我,我帮你!”平洛灵真的是哭笑不得,原本都伤心死了,一下就被逗笑了。Tang Baobaoaspirates, urgedagain: „Sister Lingforgotto tellyou, double11weremybirthday, rememberedbuysformemen's, thenburnttomeuses.”唐宝宝吐了口气,再次叮嘱:“灵姐忘记告诉你了,双11是我的生日,记住给我买男用的,然后烧给我用。”„Tang Baobao! Imustkillyou!”Ping Luolingbreaks throughtowardTang Baobaofiercely.
“唐宝宝!我要杀了你!”平洛灵猛地朝唐宝宝突围。
The bodyguardsblockPing Luoling that the violentwalksimmediately, thismanwas too funny, misscried the tearsperson, canprovoke laughterunexpectedly, even can also aggravate.
保镖们立马拦住暴走的平洛灵,这个男人太搞笑了,小姐都哭成泪人了,竟然还能逗笑,甚至还能惹火。Worthilywas the straight guycancerman, evenbirthdayinSingles Day.
不愧是得了直男癌的男人,连生日都在光棍节。„Sister Ling, visitsyouto smile, Ifelt at ease.” The Tang Baobaosuddenpicturechanges.
“灵姐,看着你笑了,我就安心了。”唐宝宝突然画面一变。
The peoplerealizenow,originallyjustthismanwantsto makemisssmile, should not be too sad.
众人现在才意识到,原来刚刚这个男人是想让小姐笑,不要太伤心。It seems liketheyreallylove, has the thoughtsto crack a joketomisstothismoment.
看来他们是真爱啊,到这种关头还有心思给小姐开玩笑。„Tang Baobao! Youarescoundrelbastard, my whole lifedo not smile.”Ping Luolingwas the tearscollapsedfinally, thesetouched the deepestweakness.
“唐宝宝!你就是个混蛋王八蛋,我这辈子都不要笑了。”平洛灵终于是泪崩了,这一下触动了最深的弱点。„Sister Ling, to smilethinksme, wantsto hit the personto make a puppet, howis casualto hit, in the evening can also holdsleepinglonely, kills two birds with one stone.”
“灵姐,如果想笑的话就多想想我,想打人的话就做个玩偶,随便怎么打,晚上寂寞还能抱着睡觉,一举两得。”Thiswas sayingwas sayingalsochanged the subject, Ping Wantaiis not really ableto endure: „Hurry up! Do not rub gently! The gunnysackprepared!”
这说着说着又跑题了,平万泰实在无法忍受:“快点!别磨蹭!麻袋都准备好了!”„The person who Imustdie, toyour daughterhowsaidtwo, otherwiseyoucame!”Tang Baobaorampantly, but alsogivesPing Wantai the spear/gun.
“我都是要死的人了,跟你女儿说两句怎么了,不然你来!”唐宝宝嚣张不已,还把枪递给平万泰。„Has the fartto putquickly, do not pulluselesslythese.”
“有屁快放,别扯那些没用的。”Tang Baobaocoldsnort/hum, is pointing at the head of oneself.唐宝宝冷哼一声,又指着自己的头。„Sister Ling, next lifewhenagainyouryounger brother.”
“灵姐,来世再当你弟弟了。”„Tang Baobao! Yourfool, my fathermakesyouopen firetowardoneself, does not makeyoucome a spear/guntoward.”Ping Luolingsobbedto shout.
“唐宝宝!你傻逼啊,我爸让你朝自己开枪,又不是让你朝着头来一枪。”平洛灵哽咽喊道。„···points atto representmetoyourintention! Also, the manworks, the womanlittleinterrupted, being probablemademeteachyou, was not really obedient.”
“呃···指着头代表我对你的心意!还有啊,男人做事,女人少插嘴,非得让我教训你,真不听话。”
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