MGIR :: Volume #1

#9: yo yo yo, is inferior to the to rub 1 round


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dīng dōng. 叮咚 Tang Baobao knits the brows, takes up the illumination iphone6s, is that swindler sends in unexpectedly. 唐宝宝皱了皱眉,拿起发光的iphone6s,竟然是那个骗子发来的。 Mu Kexin: How did you give back to me money? 慕可馨:你怎么把钱还给我了? Superman Tang: brothers, we are also the dignified person, if you have what schemes and tricks to detour. 唐超人:哥们,咱也是体面人,你要是有什么阴谋诡计请绕道。 The Mu Kexin plate draws out that pair of ultra long leg, looked that this stance prepares a protracted war. 慕可馨盘起那双超长的腿,看这架势准备来个持久战。 Mu Kexin: You are sick, rich does not want!!!( Supercilious look) 慕可馨:你有病啊,有钱不要!!!(白眼) Superman Tang: What being sick is you, a man assumes the guise the woman, but also plays the role of tepid Mu Kexin, plays the role of a net red well, goes to Taobao to buy some pictures to place the friend circle, seems like also real. 唐超人:有病的是你,一个男人扮作女人,还扮个不温不火的慕可馨,扮个网红多好,去淘宝买些照片放在朋友圈,看起来也真啊。 Mu Kexin looks at the screen, this goods actually said that oneself is tepid! Right, although oneself now is not the A List star, but is the young actor playing role of pretty young woman is also good, by his such saying, feeling oneself was third-class celebrity! 慕可馨愣愣地看着屏幕,这货竟然说自己不温不火!没错,自己现在虽然不是一线女星,但也是小花旦好不好,被他这么一说,感觉自己是三流明星似的! Deeply attracted several tones, the Mu Kexin rapid typing: „Do you understand Mu Kexin very much?” 深深吸了几口气,慕可馨迅速打字:“你很了解慕可馨吗?” Superman Tang: Same.” 唐超人:“一般般吧。” Saw such appraisal, Mu Kexin expels hand turning white of cell phone, same!!! But oneself the hybrid beautiful woman, this goods definitely are the to rub king! 看到这样的评价,慕可馨撵手机的手都发白了,一般般!!!自己可是混血美女,这货肯定是个撸王! Mu Kexin makes oneself keep calm as far as possible. 慕可馨尽量让自己保持冷静。 Mu Kexin: Obtains you to appraise like this, I am very gratified.” 慕可馨:“得到你这样的评价,我很欣慰。” Tang Baobao shakes the head, this brothers was also too rigid, ok, the good person achieves the bottom, leads her to move toward the light with both hands of oneself. 唐宝宝摇了摇头,这哥们也太执着了,算了,好人做到底,用自己的双手带她走向光明。 Superman Tang: brothers, ok, where has not the desperate time during one's lifetime, perhaps tomorrow will despair?” 唐超人:“哥们,算了吧,人生在世哪有不绝望的时候,也许明天更绝望呢?” Mu Kexin wished one could falling the cell phone, it seems like oneself must shine incurred greatly, making you shock in this miss sound. 慕可馨恨不得把手机给摔了,看来自己要亮大招了,让你震惊在本小姐的音韵中。 Mu Kexin sends out a voice. 慕可馨发出一条语音。 Tang Baobao has not thought that the opposite party came a voice unexpectedly, opens curiously. 唐宝宝没想到对方竟然来了一条语音,好奇打开。 little elder brother others are really Mu Kexin 小哥哥人家真的是慕可馨喔” My grass, the Tang Baobao's goosebumps falls place. 我艹,唐宝宝的鸡皮疙瘩掉一地。 Superman Tang: brothers, leaves this, your changes the sound software to make me feel the nausea.” 唐超人:“哥们,别这样,你这变音软件让我感到恶心。” Mu Kexin: ······ 慕可馨:“······ This goods are not a man, the sound that then delicate and sweet whined actually said the nausea, simply was scoundrel! 这货就不是个男人,那么娇滴滴嗲嗲的声音竟然说恶心,简直就是个混蛋 Simply, Mu Kexin came a small video directly. 索性,慕可馨直接来了一个小视频。 Helpless Tang Baobao opens, saw only in the video to present an unusual beautiful hybrid beautiful woman, the big eye of being in sharp contrast, the fair skin, the facial features were excellent, as if just took a bath, the hair was wet, some feelings, how were only that manner can that the hidden bitterness. 唐宝宝无奈打开,只见视频里面出现了一位非常美丽的混血美女,黑白分明的大眼睛,白皙的皮肤,脸型极好,似乎刚刚洗完澡,头发湿湿的,很有感觉,只是那神态怎么会那么幽怨呢。 But even this, Tang Baobao does not believe that how Mu Kexin possibly adds oneself WeChat, was too false. 但就算是这样,唐宝宝还是不会相信的,慕可馨怎么可能加自己微信,太假了。 Superman Tang: brothers, has saying that you used the skill of software to be the speed of reaching the pinnacle, this P.” 唐超人:“兄弟,不得不说你用软件的功力达到了登峰造极的速度,这P的可以。” Mu Kexin stiffened , this goods had not believed like this! 慕可馨僵住了,都这样了,这货还不信! Touches the forehead, Mu Kexin was very annoyed, thinks a meeting, decided a move retreated in order to advance. 摸了摸额头,慕可馨很恼火,想了一会,决定来一招以退为进。 Mu Kexin: brothers, your also list.” 慕可馨:“兄弟,你还单着吧。” Tang Baobao disdains: My this is puts together the strength single, I urged you to become an honest woman, later wife was not easy to look.” 唐宝宝不屑:“我这是拼实力单身,我劝你还是从良了吧,以后老婆都不好找。” Meaning that Mu Kexin a little must collapse, this simply is steel straight guy, is really puts together the strength single. 慕可馨有点要崩溃的意思,这简直是钢铁直男,果然是拼实力单身。 Mu Kexin: Okay good, I became an honest woman, am OK!” 慕可馨:“好好好,我从良,可以了吧!” Tang Baobao: Un, very good, it seems like my training effective.” 唐宝宝:“恩,很好,看来我的调教还是有效果的。” Has the effect your sis, wishes one could to choke to death your straight guy. 有效果你,恨不得掐死你这个直男 Mu Kexin: „To watch the picture?” 慕可馨:“想不想看照片?” Superman Tang: Any picture.” 唐超人:“什么照片。” Mu Kexin one time photos that sent three oneself, beautiful results in of bubbling. 慕可馨一次发了三张自己的靓照,美得冒泡的那种。 Tang Baobao looked certainly, has saying that this Mu Kexin is truly attractive, particularly hybrid gene, different kind graceful bearing, with a beautiful woman of elder sister scale. 唐宝宝当然是看了,不得不说这慕可馨确实漂亮,尤其是混血基因,别样的风韵,和姐姐一个档次的美女。 Superman Tang: brothers, is it possible that are you a reporter?” 唐超人:“兄弟,你莫非是记者?” Mu Kexin: You see the reporter to be able such near photography!!!” 慕可馨:“你见过记者可以这么近的拍摄吗!!!” Superman Tang: „ This is the picture that online looks, 唐超人:“这又是网上找的照片吧, You are why dedicated, Goddess that Mu Kexin keeps aloof, how will she be all right will add me? ” Mu Kexin sees these words, the mood one was good, the double pole mast on the tea table , to continue to type. 你何必执着呢,慕可馨可是高高在上的女神,她没事怎么会加我呢?”慕可馨看到这句话,心情一下就好了,将双腿架在茶几上,继续打字。 Mu Kexin: „Is Mu Kexin your Goddess?” 慕可馨:“慕可馨是你的女神吗?” Superman Tang: Is, thought that her performing skill is good.” 唐超人:“算是吧,觉得她演技挺不错的。” Mu Kexin was very happy: Jokes aside, you thought how she does grow?” 慕可馨很高兴:“说真的,你觉得她长得怎么样?” Superman Tang: Very is truly attractive, has with my sister spells.” 唐超人:“确实很漂亮,和我有得一拼。” Mu Kexin saw that such reply does not believe that neglects the following those words directly. 慕可馨看到这样的回复一点都不信,直接忽略后面那句话。 Mu Kexin: „Have you fantasized? Mu Kexin is the super big long leg, you did not say that can play for a lifetime?” 慕可馨:“那你有没有幻想过呢?慕可馨可是个超级大长腿,你们不是说能玩一辈子吗?” Superman Tang: brothers, the Mu Kexin's big long leg crossed the fine sights to be good, that was unattainable.” 唐超人:“哥们,慕可馨的大长腿过过眼福就好了,那是遥不可及的。” , Tang Baobao as if also chatted gradually, thought that this brothers was very tasty, although was a swindler, but was doing one -man show. 渐渐的,唐宝宝似乎也聊开了,觉得这哥们很对胃口啊,虽然是个骗子,但都是闷骚型的。 Mu Kexin that self-satisfaction, the little guy, has not defeated under this miss big long leg. 慕可馨那个得意,小样,还不是败在本小姐的大长腿之下。 Mu Kexin: „Is brothers, the present very excited? Has a to rub round of meaning 慕可馨:“哥们,现在是不是很兴奋?有没有撸一发的意思” Superman Tang: „( Despises), told you, oneself willpower strong, even if Mu Kexin exhibited a large character, I was aloof.” 唐超人:“(鄙视),告诉你,本人的意志力超强,哪怕慕可馨摆出一个大字,我都无动于衷。” Mu Kexin was very happy, is instantaneously cloudy: Originally you are curved Superman Tang: „ brothers, you are telling a impossible matter.” 慕可馨原本还挺高兴的,瞬间又阴沉下来:“原来你是个弯的唐超人:“兄弟,你在诉说一件不可能的事。” Mu Kexin: If, you can maintain one's composure.” 慕可馨:“如果是真的呢,你难道可以坐怀不乱。” Superman Tang: You are silly, if, I will make her taste to store up the man who the 25 year saves!” 唐超人:“你傻啊,如果是真的,我会让她品尝一下储存二十五年积蓄的男人!” Mu Kexin rubbed the head, what meaning is the 25 year savings? Then Baidu, cursed instantaneously shameless! 慕可馨揉了揉脑袋,二十五年积蓄是什么意思啊?然后百度了一下,瞬间大骂无耻! Mu Kexin: You are an unprincipled person!” 慕可馨:“你就是个坏人!” Superman Tang: Ok, Schoolmate Mu Kexin, you rested earlier, deceiving people was incorrect, later don't like this, this was elder brother to your good advice.” 唐超人:“好了,慕可馨同学,你早点睡吧,骗人是不对的,以后别这样了,这是哥哥对你的良言。” Mu Kexin is gripping tightly the small fist, which man does not dare to sexually harass oneself, this bastard, must with storing up the 25 year savings unexpectedly copes with me , this mountain ridge tied simply shameless! 慕可馨紧握着小拳头,从来没有哪个男人敢这么调戏自己,这个王八蛋,竟然要用储存二十五年的积蓄对付我,简直无耻透顶,这个梁子结下来了! Tang Baobao places the nightstand the cell phone, sighing, this brothers is also marvel, particularly last, you are the unprincipled person ··· real mother artillery. 唐宝宝将手机放在床头柜,叹了口气,这哥们也是个奇葩,尤其是最后一句,你是个坏人···真娘炮。 Quick, Tang Baobao entered in the sleep, has not known how long, ting awakened by noise Tang Baobao. 很快,唐宝宝就进入了睡梦中,不知道过了多久,一阵铃声将唐宝宝吵醒。 Tang Baobao is frowning, narrows the eye to take up the cell phone. 唐宝宝皱着眉头,眯着眼睛拿起手机。 yo yo yo, urinates.” 哟哟哟,起来尿尿咯。” yo yo yo, was inferior that a to rub round does rest again?” 哟哟哟,不如撸一发再睡?” yo yo yo, the sleep quality is good.” 哟哟哟,睡眠质量好哦。” ······ ······ ······ ······ The Tang Baobao holding down voice, loudly shouted: You are sick!” 唐宝宝按住语音,大喝道:“你有病啊!” Mu Kexin also replies immediately: lüè lüè lüè 慕可馨也立马回复:“略略略 Breathless Tang Baobao directly Mu Kexin deleting, it seems like slept the awakened by noise air/Qi is very big. 气急败坏的唐宝宝直接把慕可馨给删了,看来睡觉被吵醒的气很大。 Another side Mu Kexin shows the smile of working, but sends the information again time, dumbfounded ··· 另一边的慕可馨露出得逞的笑容,只是再发信息的时候,傻眼了··· The opposite party are not your good friend 对方已经不是你的好友
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