Flamboyant 牛逼 Tang Baobao shows the smile, patted the shoulder of Zhou Xiaoming: „Tonight you must prepare well.” 唐宝宝露出笑容,拍了拍周晓明的肩膀:“今天晚上你得好好准备一下。” „Preparation is so about I not to prepare for at heart.” “准备这么快吗我还没做好心里准备。” Tang Baobao: „” 唐宝宝:“” „You think that I am saying anything, I am make you display well, knows your brain.” Tang Baobao said ill-humoredly, suddenly wants to hold my wittle pwincess, sought the comfort, this Little Zhouzhou good luck did not want simply. “你以为我在说什么啊,我是让你好好表现,知道吗你这脑子。”唐宝宝没好气说道,忽然想抱抱我小公举了,求安慰啊,这小周周的桃花运简直不要不要的。 However Tang Baobao asked curiously: „Little Zhouzhou, you also think Chief Hong now” 不过唐宝宝好奇问道:“小周周,你现在还想洪总吗” Zhou Xiaoming grins to say with a smile: „Does not think that actually has her one to be good.” 周晓明咧嘴笑道:“不想了,其实有她一个就好了。” My grass, this Baobao, if letter/believed you, ate the excrement. 我艹,本宝宝要是信了你的话,就去吃屎。 Looks at Little Zhouzhou this happy smile, like having first love resulted. 看着小周周这开心的笑容,就像有了初恋似得。 This Baobao in the past, could not smile completely, every day lives in trepidation, was for fear that discovered by elder sisters. 本宝宝当年,完全就是笑不出来,每日生活在提心吊胆之中,生怕被姐姐们发现了。 Must, this Baobao not have a day of relieved day, after coming back, must be worried that little wife was discovered, this scum is not good to do, does not want, when scum, must work as even, that must work as in the dregs the dregs. 总得来说,本宝宝就没有一天安心的日子,回来之后还要担心小老婆被发现,这渣男不是那么好做的,千万不要当渣男,就算要当,那也要当渣中渣。 „Teacher, I must lead her to go to this time Zhou Xiaoming tonight” is very why excited, anticipates evening's date very much. “老师,我今天晚上要带她去干什么”此时的周晓明很兴奋,也很期待晚上的约会。 Tang Baobao sees the Zhou Xiaoming expression, the feeling is not very wonderful 唐宝宝看到周晓明的表情,感觉很不妙 This first love definitely is grieved, words when the time comes bids good-bye, Zhou Xiaoming is not insane. 这初恋肯定是让人心痛的,到时候分手的话,周晓明还不疯了。 It seems like the idea of oneself is wrong, must hurry to make Zhou Xiaoming give up this crazy idea. 看来自己的想法是错误的,要赶紧让周晓明放弃这疯狂的想法。 But now to be how possible. 但现在怎么可能。 „Little Zhouzhou, listens to shameless his mother has spoken a few words” “小周周啊,听过张无忌他妈说过的一句话吗” „Has listened, this prettier woman, will deceive people.” Zhou Xiaoming said instantaneously, but is unable to prevent the enthusiasm in heart. “听过啊,这越漂亮的女人,越会骗人。”周晓明瞬间就说了出来,但根本无法阻止心中的热情。 Tang Baobao has immediately, could not understand me to say anything 唐宝宝顿时感到头疼,难道听不懂我要说什么吗 „Teacher, teaches me a bit faster, how you pursued to teacher's wife in the past.” “老师,快点教教我,你当年是怎么追到师母的。” „Your teacher I serves a need to pursue is they pursues my.” “你老师我用得着追吗都是她们追我的。” „The teacher is flamboyant.” “还是老师牛逼。” Tang Baobao gets a sudden inspiration suddenly, since Little Zhouzhou does not listen to advice, that teaches a solid stuff, has not started while this love, writes off in the cradle. 唐宝宝忽然灵机一动,既然小周周不听劝,那就教点干货,趁着这恋爱还没开始,就抹杀在摇篮里面。 „Eats meal do not choose the upscale place, in the shop is more joyful, understands” “吃饭不要选高档的地方,小店里面更加怡情,懂吗” „, Got it.” Zhou Xiaoming felt that oneself listened to reason, originally also has this repertoire. “哦,明白了。”周晓明感觉自己受教了,原来还有这个套路的啊。 „After finishing eating the food, you can watch the movie.” “吃完饭之后呢,你们可以去看电影。” Zhou Xiaoming vision one bright: „Yes, can look at Captain Marvel, probably is fierce.” 周晓明目光一亮:“是啊,可以去看惊奇队长,好像蛮厉害的。” „Your idiot, leading the girl to watch what big piece, looks at horror film to go.” Tang Baobao said directly that Du Yue settles on him to be honest probably, an honest man, can lead you to look that horror film hēi hēi definitely blew when the time comes. “你个蠢货,带女孩子去看什么大片啊,看恐怖片去。”唐宝宝直接说道,那杜悦好像就看中他老实,一个老实的男人,会带你去看恐怖片吗嘿嘿到时候肯定吹了。 Zhou Xiaoming vision one bright, is the teacher is flamboyant, looks at horror film time, Du Yue frightening, will then hide in the oneself bosom trembles, good 周晓明目光一亮,还是老师牛逼啊,看恐怖片的时候,就会将杜悦给吓到,然后躲在自己怀里瑟瑟发抖,太好了 „Good, looks at horror film.” “好,就去看恐怖片。” Tang Baobao is very gratified , to continue saying: „Then eats a midnight snack again, the tastiest point liquor, knows that gave to get drunk her, then hēi hēi, you understood.” 唐宝宝很欣慰,继续说道:“再然后去吃点夜宵,最好喝点酒,知道吗,把她给灌醉了,然后嘿嘿,你懂的。” „This is not good, this is takes advantage of somebody's precarious position, Teacher, I cannot do that.” “啊这不好吧,这是乘人之危啊,老师,我不能这么做的。” „You understand anything, she got drunk, but does not represent you to do, you take care of her, next day he wakes up, discovered that you have not raised a rumpus to her unexpectedly, was the favorable impression comes to explain that you were reliable man” Tang Baobao said is thinking at heart, hē hē this women got drunk, you can also hold, calculates that you suppressed. “你懂什么啊,她是喝醉了,但不代表你要干什么啊,你就照顾好她,第二天他醒来,发现你竟然没有对她动手动脚,是不是好感来了说明你是可靠的男人”唐宝宝说完心里就在想,呵呵这女人都喝醉了,你还能憋住,算你狠。 After Zhou Xiaoming hear is suddenly enlighted, is the teacher is flamboyant, such repertoire can think, fierce 周晓明听后恍然大悟,还是老师牛逼啊,这样的套路都能想到,厉害 „Good, the teacher I defers to your means to do.” “好,老师我就按照你的办法去做。” „This is my good student.” Tang Baobao said that brings back the Evil smile, like this you have not blown, the father ate the excrement. “这才是我的好学生。”唐宝宝说完就勾起邪恶的笑容,这样你们还不吹,老子就去吃屎了。 „I must change clothes anything's her to put on that attractively, I should wear a suit, walks commercial model/pattern” “那我要不要换个衣服什么的她穿得那么好看,我是不是应该穿个西装,走商务范” I go, this Baobao must hurry to drop the idea of your terrifying. 我去,本宝宝得赶紧打消你这恐怖的想法。 „This you made a mistake, what she likes is present you, casually is better, this down clothing seems like is not very casual, changes your previous clothes, such has a sharp flavor.” Tang Baobao remembered sharp brother suddenly, is that flavor. “这你就错了,她喜欢的是现在的你,越随便越好,这羽绒衣看起来还不够随便,把你之前的衣服换上,那样就有一股犀利的味道。”唐宝宝忽然想起了犀利哥,就是那个味道。 My td does not believe that this beautiful woman likes this. 我td就不信了,这美女喜欢这款。 „Really must like this” “真的要这样吗” „Right, this hairstyle must trade, brings to be fluffy and sluggish, that was better.” Tang Baobao must build depth otaku Zhou Xiaoming simply, such man surely does not have the woman to like, let alone is Du Yue such beautiful woman. “没错,这发型也要换一下,带着蓬松和懒散,那就更加好了。”唐宝宝简直要把周晓明打造成深度宅男,这样的男人肯定没女人喜欢的,更何况是杜悦这样的美女呢。 Zhou Xiaoming is listening earnestly, then said seriously: „Teacher, you felt relieved” 周晓明认真地听着,然后严肃说道:“老师,你放心好了” „Very good, this smoke and cigarette lighter you also take, this has the demeanor man, will smoke will award marks.” Tang Baobao said that oneself does not believe that the woman actually does not like the man smoking. “很好,这烟和打火机你也拿着,这有风度的男人,抽烟会加分的。”唐宝宝说完自己都不信,女人其实都不喜欢男人抽烟。 Zhou Xiaoming believes the Tang Baobao's words without the brain now, teacher this is good for oneself. 周晓明现在是无脑相信唐宝宝的话,老师这都是为了自己好啊。 Deft receiving smoke and cigarette lighter: „Teacher, in the evening accompanies me” 麻利的接过烟和打火机:“老师,晚上陪我吗” Tang Baobao patted the shoulder of Zhou Xiaoming: „I do not go, so as to avoid being suspected, she had just discovered me.” 唐宝宝拍了拍周晓明的肩膀:“我就不去了,免得被怀疑,刚刚她已经发现我了。” „Also yes.” “也是。” „Teacher I goes back to sleep, tomorrow will wait for your good news.” “老师我就回去睡觉,明天等你的好消息。” „Yes, the teacher I complete certainly task” “是,老师我一定完成任务” „Great, the teacher believes you.” On the Tang Baobao mouth said that but actually prepared to comfort Little Zhouzhou tomorrow, wanted girlfriend to do, was the dregs females, was the big waves, was alone good, wants to play the game to play the game. “好样的,老师相信你。”唐宝宝嘴上这么说,但其实准备明天安慰小周周了,要女朋友干什么,都是渣女,都是大波浪,单身多好,想打游戏就打游戏。 Looks the back that the teacher leaves, Zhou Xiaoming thought that oneself found the bright path, the teacher was good to oneself, anything arranges appropriately. 看着老师离开的背影,周晓明觉得自己找到了光明的道路,老师对自己太好了,什么事情都安排妥当。 Tidies up mood Zhou Xiaoming to arrive at the barber shop: „handsome guy, gives me to come the fluffy point hairstyle, has a chaotic feeling.” 收拾好心情周晓明来到理发店:“帅哥,给我来个蓬松一点的发型,有种乱乱的感觉。” „Is good to force, sits.” “好勒,坐。” If Tang Baobao knows that Zhou Xiaoming arrives at the barber shop, can definitely be mad spits blood, the meaning of teacher is, making you tell the saliva, pulls the hair, is that type disorderly, does not make you go to the barber shop to find the specialized person to do 唐宝宝要是知道周晓明来到理发店,肯定会气得吐血,老师的意思是,让你吐口唾沫,把头发抓一抓啊,是那种凌乱啊,不是让你去理发店里找专业的人搞啊 One after hour, Zhou Xiaoming went out of the barber shop, surrounding little elder sister sees Zhou Xiaoming, felt that leads 一个小时后,周晓明走出了理发店,周围的小姐姐看到周晓明,都感觉好帅啊 This texture adds on the fluffy effect randomly, Zhou Xiaoming charming turns time of rise directly. 这纹理乱加上蓬松的效果,周晓明的帅气直接翻倍的上涨。 Then Zhou Xiaoming arrived in the market, prepares to look for some casual points clothes, after service person „careful” introduced, changes the casual clothes, turns into the big charming warm male instantaneously. 然后周晓明又来到了商场里面,准备找一些随便点的衣服,经过服务员的“精心”介绍,换上随便的衣服,瞬间就变成高大帅气的暖男。 If makes Tang Baobao see Zhou Xiaoming now this appearance, definitely wants to make Zhou Xiaoming remelt to rebuild. 要是让唐宝宝看到周晓明现在这个样子,肯定想让周晓明回炉重造。 My td is to make you change the clown, you actually turn into this appearance, do you have words that understands the teacher 我td是让你变丑,你却变成这个样子,你到底有没有理解老师的话啊