MGIR :: Volume #8

#760: The scum tin foil burns


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The three young fellows of roommate the going out wave, what a pity this Baobao have crossed the age of that wave, otherwise must certainly wear the big fork trousers to go to the swimming pool now to play, depending on this Baobao meat, did not boast, this was magnet, various types attracted. 同屋的三个小伙子已经出去浪了,可惜本宝宝已经过了那个浪的年纪,不然现在肯定要穿着大叉裤去泳池玩玩,凭本宝宝身上的肉,不是吹牛皮,这就是一块磁铁,各种吸。 These little elder sister looked, will definitely want to stop but cannot. 那些小姐姐看了,肯定会欲罢不能的。 But good and evil oneself also has husband and wife's man, cannot make such impolite matter. 但好歹自己也是有家室的男人,不能做出这样无礼的事情。 elder sisters could not count on, looks Rose (shredded pork), the good and evil also asked her to eat meal yesterday, this must pay a man back in his own coin. 姐姐们是指望不上了,去找找肉丝吧,好歹昨天也请她吃饭了,这总得礼尚往来吧。 Yesterday puts on short clothes shorts that brought conveniently, the slipper, Tang Baobao went out. 穿上昨天顺手拿来的短衣短裤,还有拖鞋,唐宝宝就出门了。 Naturally, that PSP, playing dozen of games is good, such woman is a love plays the game unexpectedly, is really rare. 当然了,还有那台PSP,打打游戏还是不错的,那样的女人竟然是个爱打游戏的,真是少见啊。 Where however do the words say today's Rose (shredded pork)? This orders the buffet to look. 不过话说今天的肉丝在哪里啊?这个点去自助餐找找。 When Tang Baobao rushes to the buffet, had not discovered the Rose (shredded pork) tender body, this Rose (shredded pork) does not know today this Baobao came the pit she, did not go out. 唐宝宝跑到自助餐厅时,也是没有发现肉丝的娇躯,这个肉丝不会知道今天本宝宝来坑她了,就不出门了吧。 Does not manage, first filled the belly said again, this morning ate, so as to avoid at noon and evening starved. 不管了,先把肚子填饱了再说,今天早上就多吃一点,免得中午和晚上挨饿啊。 Tang Baobao takes the tray to start to sweep, looks that the surrounding person is dumbfounded, you had several lifetime not to eat meal, must eat so many unexpectedly, was a parsimonious man, knows was free ate crazily. 唐宝宝拿着盘子就开始扫荡,看着周围的人目瞪口呆的,你这是有几辈子没吃饭了,竟然要吃这么多的,又是一个吝啬的男人啊,知道是免费的就狂吃。 Finished eating the last shrimp ball, Tang Baobao touched the belly, was good to support, belch 吃完最后一个虾球,唐宝宝摸了摸肚皮,好撑啊,嗝 This is satiated with food and wine, according to the truth should movement, this Baobao conserve strength, waited to start! 这吃饱喝足,按道理来说应该运动一下的,本宝宝已经养精蓄锐好了,就等着开始了! Waiting, biubiubiu. 就等着,biubiubiu。 Drank the fruit juice, Tang Baobao is taking up PSP on hand to start to play, let alone such feeling was good. 喝着果汁,唐宝宝拿起手边的PSP开始玩了,别说这样的感觉还不错。 Immediately Tang Baobao arrives on the deck dozen of games, is blowing the gentle sea breeze, this simply is the celestial immortal day. 随即唐宝宝又走到甲板上面打游戏,又吹着轻柔的海风,这简直就是神仙日子啊。 If comes a massage, according to the leg, in nearby exhausted fruit, thinks that kiss kiss on kiss kiss, is quite happy. 如果身后再来一个按摩的,还有一个按腿的,还有一个在旁边剥水果的,想亲亲亲亲,是不是好开心啊。 Then two little wife danced, this was the life of emperor, tried to please this Baobao. 然后两个小老婆就跳跳舞好了,这就是皇帝的生活啊,都来取悦本宝宝吧。 One is hanging in YY Tang Baobao, cursed one in a low voice, any difficulty of this accent, such perverted, the woman was sick. 正在YY唐宝宝一下就挂了,低声咒骂一声,这调的什么难度,如此的变态,那女人是不是有病啊。 Tang Baobao felt suddenly several person's shadows stop in side, looked up one. 唐宝宝忽然感觉几道人影停在旁边,不禁抬头看了一眼。 Well, the chest muscles female came, the complexion was poor, yesterday evening should not have a good sleep, the dark pouche was a little heavy. 咦,胸肌女来了啊,脸色不怎么好啊,昨天晚上应该没有睡好,黑眼圈有点重。 Behind that man, Ying Kaiguan, has is a little meaning, but he has not known me now. 还有身后的那个男人,赢开关,有是有点意思的,只是他现在还不认识我。 Was stolen by you unexpectedly!” Hong Hong cold sound said, killing qi one emerged. “竟然是被你偷了!”洪虹冷声说道,杀气一下就涌现出来了。 Tang Baobao will certainly not dread, teased: I have not stolen your heart, do not speak irresponsibly, in order to avoid chaotic my reputation, when the time comes will not have girlfriend.” 唐宝宝当然不会畏惧了,调侃道:“我可没有偷你的心,不要乱说,以免乱了我的名声,到时候会没有女朋友的。” Added that does not have!” Hong Hong drinks one tenderly, this makes the surrounding person cast the curious vision. “还说没有!”洪虹娇喝一声,这让周围的人投来好奇的目光。 Especially sees the Tang Baobao's appearance, simply is the scum model representative, you should do a tin foil to burn. 尤其是看到唐宝宝的样子,简直就是渣男的模范代表,你应该去搞个锡纸烫。 This is the dregs has the flavor to come. 这样才是渣出味道来。 Hong Hong was also wild with rage, has not noticed the expression, that is mommy gives the oneself gift. 洪虹也是气疯了,根本就没有注意到言辞,那可是妈妈送给自己的礼物。 miss, the candy cane can act unreasonably, you lick lightly, deep throat, but do not slander my moral behavior, said that without stealing , there would be no to steal.” A Tang Baobao face is confident, this woman as if a little gets sick, really pitifully. 小姐,棒棒糖可以乱来,你轻舔可以,深喉也罢,但不要污蔑我的人品,说没偷就没偷。”唐宝宝一脸坦然,这女人似乎有点病,真是可惜了啊。 What in your hand takes is anything!” Hong Hong asked that the complexion is less good, actually said that oneself deep throat, this was not concerned about face. “那你手上拿的是什么!”洪虹质问道,脸色越来越不好了,竟然说自己深喉,这个不要脸的。 Tang Baobao is a little embarrassed: „The fellow of this man, should not need me to explain.” 唐宝宝有点不好意思:“这男人的家伙,应该不用我多解释了吧。” What my TMD said is the left hand.” Hong Hong wishes one could at this time under big crowd of people, kills this despicable and shameless man with special ability! “我TMD说的是左手。”洪虹此时恨不得在大庭广众之下,用异能杀死这个卑鄙无耻的男人! You said early, I also think that you are perverted.” “你早说啊,我还以为你是个变态。” Hong Hong: ······ 洪虹:“······ eldest miss, appeases anger.” 大小姐,息怒。” Pā! 啪! Made you speak!” Hong Hong direct fan that originally is angry very much in the past. “让你说话了没有!”本来就很生气的洪虹直接扇了过去。 11 very confident acceptance such slap in the face, Tang Baobao looks at 11, is really feels sorry for him, does with such woman, often hits the face, the face of this man is that easily hit. 十一很坦然的接受这样的耳光,唐宝宝看着十一,真是为他可怜啊,跟着这样的女人干什么啊,动不动就打脸,这男人的脸是那么容易被打的吗。 You said that this mechanical games, is my wife delivers me.” Tang Baobao said in a soft voice, but also PSP receiving. “你说这个游戏机啊,是我老婆送我的。”唐宝宝轻声说道,还将PSP给收了起来。 11 is thinking at heart, if this, you were small big sister daddy. 十一在心里想啊,如果是这样的,你就是小大姐爸爸了。 Fart! This obviously is my!” “放屁!这明明是我的!” You called should it, I gave you.” “那你叫应它,我就给你。” You!!!” Hong Hong that pair of beautiful pupil is staring Tang Baobao stubbornly, has been rushing to the edge that bursts. “你!!!”洪虹那双美眸死死瞪着唐宝宝,已经在奔溃的边缘了。 eldest miss! Do not impulse.” 大小姐!不要冲动。” Pā! 啪! Tang Baobao felt that 11 is by the air drum, was too pitiful, do not play with this chest muscles sis, that face hit red. 唐宝宝感觉十一就是个受气桶啊,太可怜了,还是不要作弄这个胸肌了,那脸都打红了。 You offended me, the fate will be very miserable, disembarks that must die!” “你得罪了我,下场会很惨的,下了船就要死的那种!” Tang Baobao wants, but this Baobao this violent temper, this woman threatens oneself unexpectedly, disembarks must die. 唐宝宝原本都想还了,但是本宝宝这暴脾气,这女人竟然威胁自己,下船就要死。 Where did you look for the confidence? Opened the total graph external? Was the firepower infinite? 你是在哪里找来信心了?开了全图外挂吗?还是火力无限了? That line, I asked respectfully the anticipation.” Tang Baobao said with a smile slightly, takes PSP to get out of the way. “那行,我就敬请期待了。”唐宝宝微微笑道,拿着PSP就走开了。 Hong Hong looks at this back, said cold: „After disembarking, was him!” 洪虹看着这道背影,冷然说道:“下船之后就做了他!” Yes!” “是!” In words that on the ship makes, will have the unnecessary trouble, therefore after disembarking, was better. 在船上做掉的话,会有很多不必要的麻烦,所以下船之后更加好了。 Also, without the charger, looked how long he can play. 再说了,没有充电器,看他能玩多久。 Was similar to Hong Hong saying that how long Tang Baobao has not played, the prompt must not have the electricity, but Tang Baobao has played till not to have the electricity, did not flush in any case. 就如同洪虹所说,唐宝宝没玩多久,就提示要没电了,但是唐宝宝一直玩到没电为止,反正都冲不了。 Looks that PSP closed down officially, Tang Baobao had a yawn, supported both hands. 看着PSP正式关机了,唐宝宝打了个哈欠,撑了撑双手。 This to noon, this Baobao a little slightly was hungry. 这都到中午了,本宝宝有点小饿了。 This Rose (shredded pork), hides today, was too simply mean-spirited. 这个肉丝啊,今天是不是躲定了,简直太小气了。 On this cruise, the acquaintance are many, but these acquaintances have to celebrate a holiday probably, as for these foreigners who yesterday knew, opened this embarrassed, handled this Baobao like the bankruptcy. 在这游轮上,熟人还不少,但是那些熟人好像都有过节的,至于昨天认识的那些老外,不好意思开这口啊,搞定本宝宝就像破产一样。 When Tang Baobao confuses the life, suddenly hears together the sound! 就在唐宝宝迷惑人生的时候,忽然听到一道声音! Brother Tang!” 唐哥!” Tang Baobao looks up, I force to go! 唐宝宝抬头一看,我勒个去! This three hold in the mouth the wool, a person is hugging little elder sister unexpectedly, although is much longer, but at least is female! 这个三叼毛,竟然一人搂着一个小姐姐,虽然长得不怎么样,但至少是个母的啊! Zhang Wenshu hugged, this speed was also very fast. 就连张文书都搂上了,这速度也忒快了吧。 But this Baobao actually holds game ··· 而本宝宝却抱个游戏··· Brother Tang, we must eat meal, come?” 唐哥,我们要去吃饭,来吗?” Tang Baobao said subconsciously: Does not use, my wife, etc. asked me to eat meal.” 唐宝宝下意识说道:“不用了,我老婆等下叫我去吃饭。” Three people is a little disappointed, but also wants to thank Brother Tang, how teaches their sis. 三人有点失望啊,还想感谢一下唐哥,教会他们怎么把的。 Good, Brother Tang said goodbye.” “那好吧,唐哥再见。” Bye.” Tang Baobao wishes one could to pull out oneself two, the man wants what face, lets the face damn. “再见。”唐宝宝恨不得抽自己两下,男人要什么面子,让面子见鬼去吧。 Damn face, go away! 操蛋的面子,滚! Can eat meal obviously, oneself is acting cool, but also wife asked me to eat meal, eats excrement. 明明可以去吃饭了,自己就是要装逼,还老婆叫我去吃饭,去吃屎吧。
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