MGIR :: Volume #8

#737: My wife are many


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With this repugnancy, the Tang Baobao's goosebumps must fall place. 随着这一声的讨厌,唐宝宝的鸡皮疙瘩都要掉一地了。 elder sisters also ordered the vegetable/dish, then calmly is listening to Jack and Rose (shredded pork) dialogue. 姐姐们也点好菜了,然后静静听着杰克肉丝对话。 Feeling like filling this gunsmoke battlefield. 感觉就像充满这硝烟的战场。 As after the service person walks, Tang Baobao starts to smile, good reluctant smile. 随着服务员走后,唐宝宝开始微笑,好勉强的微笑的啊。 At least elder sisters wants to laugh wildly loudly, points at Tang Baobao to shout, you have today. 至少姐姐们想大声狂笑,指着唐宝宝喊,你也有今天。 Jack, will you really paint pictures?” Rose (shredded pork) supports that double chin to ask curiously. 杰克,你真的会画画吗?”肉丝撑着那双下巴好奇问道。 Heard these words, Tang Baobao starts to ponder over, must counterattack one time! 听到这句话,唐宝宝开始琢磨了,一定要还击一次! Let Rose (shredded pork) know fierce of Jack! 肉丝知道杰克的厉害! Tang Baobao gets a sudden inspiration, said with a smile slightly: Yes, my drawing board was too however small, cannot install you.” 唐宝宝灵机一动,微微笑道:“是啊,但是我的画板太小了,装不下你。” Jack you are quite repugnant the Rose (shredded pork) sweet and delicate voice to say with a smile, this Jack was too funny. 杰克你好讨厌”肉丝娇声笑道,这个杰克太搞笑了。 elder sisters turns head to smile lowly, this Baobao counterattacked unexpectedly, 6666. 姐姐们扭头低笑,这宝宝竟然还击了,6666。 This vegetable/dish did not have on, Jack and Rose (shredded pork) continue to chat, Tang Baobao takes on the issue of heart knot account now, this damn face, waited to probably by elder sisters look at the joke. 这菜还没有上,杰克肉丝继续在聊天,唐宝宝现在担心结账的问题,这该死的面子啊,等下要被姐姐们看笑话了。 Jack, did you have wife?” Rose (shredded pork) asked curiously, such handsome guy should have wife. 杰克,你有老婆了没有?”肉丝好奇问道,这样的帅哥应该有老婆了吧。 Tang Baobao drinks water, says with a smile: Naturally had wife.” 唐宝宝喝了一口水,笑道:“当然有老婆了。” elder sisters heard the Tang Baobao acknowledgment to have wife, at heart was also slightly comfortable, after all recognized existence of oneself. 姐姐们听到唐宝宝承认有老婆了,心里也是稍微舒服了点,毕竟承认了自己的存在。 How hasn't that seen you to bring to come out?” The Rose (shredded pork) doubts asked. “那怎么没看见你带出来啊?”肉丝疑惑问道。 Oh, were too many, the embarrassed belt/bring comes out, is the ugly women.” Tang Baobao said modestly. “唉,太多了,不好意思带出来,都是丑妇。”唐宝宝谦虚说道。 However elder sisters was happy to select, hearing these words is not instantaneously calm, actually said that oneself is the ugly woman, where was ugly, in the evening on the bed called others slightly sweet, now actually calls people the skeleton in closet woman, this was not concerned about face. 然而原本姐姐们心情好点了,听到这句话瞬间就不淡定了,竟然说自己是丑妇,哪里丑了,晚上在床上的时候叫人家小甜甜,现在竟然叫人家丑妇,这个不要脸的。 Has a look at Si Ru and Gong Shishi, was the grievance died, where our was ugly, big uncle you deceived people. 看看司如宫施诗,也是委屈死了,我们哪里丑了,大叔你骗人。 „, Were too many?! How many wife Jack do you have?” Rose (shredded pork) calls out in alarm asks. “啊,太多了?!杰克你有多少个老婆?”肉丝惊呼问道。 Tang Baobao extends both hands to calculate: Aren't many, 6789.” 唐宝宝伸出双手算了算:“不多不多,也就6789个啊。” elder sisters: ······ 姐姐们:“······ Tang Baobao, you inflated recently very much, is actually also thinking 6789, ate the leopard guts. 唐宝宝啊,你最近很膨胀啊,竟然还想着6789个,吃了豹子胆啊。 Si Ru is thinking actually, originally big uncle also thinks so many, big uncle of unfaithful/stamen, later and Sister Mu they looked at big uncle, such big uncle did not have the energy to look for other. 司如倒是在想,原来大叔还想那么多个啊,花心的大叔啊,以后得和慕姐她们把大叔看牢了,那样大叔就没有精力去找其他的。 „, Can so many, endure?” Rose (shredded pork) sized up Tang Baobao, seems saying your incorrect appearance. “哇,这么多,吃得消吗?”肉丝打量了一下唐宝宝,似乎在说你不行的样子。 Tang Baobao smiled one, this topic had sullied, seemed like tarnishing this Baobao pure soul simply. 唐宝宝笑了一声,这话题有点污了,简直就像是在玷污本宝宝纯洁的灵魂。 Only can mind with four characters, that accomplishes a task with ease.” “只能用四个字来介意一下,那就是游刃有余。” Flamboyant.” Rose (shredded pork) gives the thumbs-up, no matter also this Jack is boasting is doing, the happiness was good. “牛逼。”肉丝竖起大拇指,也不管这个杰克在吹牛还是在干什么,开心就好了。 Tang Baobao wiped a hairstyle: Does not have the means that was too outstanding, has been pursued but actually.” 唐宝宝抹了一把发型:“没办法,太优秀了,一直都是被倒追。” The elder sisters complexion sinks, good you, actually said that we pursue you but actually, that has not liked you, now turns into you to blow the flamboyant capital unexpectedly. 姐姐们脸色一沉,好啊你,竟然说我们倒追你,那还不是喜欢你,现在竟然变成你吹牛逼的资本了。 Initially came back how saying that said from pursued elder sisters one time newly, good, gives you now this opportunity. 当初回来的时候怎么说,是不是说从新追姐姐们一次,那好啊,现在就给你这个机会。 That Jack, your are wife much longer?” “那杰克,你那些老婆长得好看吗?” Tang Baobao is slanting the eye to look to nearby one table, said low voice: „Side you can refer to that table.” 唐宝宝斜着眼睛看向旁边一桌,小声说道:“你可以参照旁边那一桌。” Rose (shredded pork) has discovered, hears the Tang Baobao's words, smiles one lowly: Jack, you a little inflated, the boasting has blown.” 肉丝早就发现了,听到唐宝宝的话,低笑一声:“杰克,你有点膨胀了啊,牛皮吹过了啊。” hā hā hā.” After Tang Baobao hear, laughed several, a little meaning. 哈哈哈。”唐宝宝听后大笑了几声,有点意思啊。 The elder sisters calm face, making you smile, looked when you can smile. 姐姐们沉着脸,让你笑,看你能笑到什么时候。 At this time, Si Ru stood up suddenly, goes to bathroom. 这时候,司如忽然站起身来,去上厕所了。 Tang Baobao thought that this is a good opportunity, waited for five minutes, Tang Baobao also to express that oneself turned on the water. 唐宝宝觉得这是一次好机会,等了五分钟,唐宝宝也表示自己去放水了。 Said that walks toward the washroom, just arrived at the corridor, sees Si Ru to come out from the washroom. 说完就朝着洗手间走去,刚刚走到过道,就看见司如从洗手间出来。 Tang Baobao knocks it off the one side Si Ru, is a thief looking around. 唐宝宝一把将司如拉倒一旁,然后做贼似的东看西看。 Si Ru, saves a life to me with the cash.” Tang Baobao puts out a hand, asked for money toward little wife. 司如,拿点现金给我救命。”唐宝宝伸出手,朝着小老婆要钱了。 That frank and upright appearance is handling a lofty matter probably. 那光明正大的样子好像在做一件崇高的事情。 Also shook washing one's hands, this simply is the scum model representative. 还抖了抖手,这简直就是渣男的模范代表。 Waits for quite a while not to see Si Ru to have the response, Tang Baobao lowers the head looked, sees only the Si Ru grievance to lower the head. 等着半天也不见司如有反应,唐宝宝低头一看,只见司如委屈低着头。 My young little darling, how?” Tang Baobao this opens mouth, now do not believe that in sweet talk time can coax you, naturally can also deceive you. “我的小乖乖,怎么了?”唐宝宝这张嘴啊,现在千万不要相信了,用甜言蜜语的时候能哄死你,当然也能骗死你了。 Is unhappy the Si Ru whisper to say. “不开心”司如嘀咕说道。 Tang Baobao looks at no one, holds Si Ru in the bosom: My good Si Ru, happy, you unhappy words, big uncle does not meet happily.” 唐宝宝看没有人,一把将司如抱在怀里:“我的好司如,开心点,你不开心的话,大叔也会不开心的。” You added that I am the ugly woman.” “那你还说我是丑妇。” Originally is mad this, has not listened, big uncle I am cracking a joke? 原来是生这个气啊,难道就没听出来,大叔我是在开玩笑的吗? Si Ru, you do not have a look at your oneself, must not be oneself the big uncle fan, a day does not see such as separates the three autumn.” 司如,你也不看看你自己,都把大叔迷得神魂颠倒了,一天不见如隔三秋啊。” Snort big uncle now will only say that these sweet talk coax me.” Si Ru is red the small face whisper saying that it seems a little affects. “哼大叔现在只会说这些甜言蜜语哄我。”司如红着小脸嘀咕道,看来还是有点作用的。 That does Si Ru like?” “那司如喜欢吗?” , likes.” ,喜欢。” Likes giving money.” “喜欢就给钱啊。” Si Ru: ······ 司如:“······ Does not give.” Si Ru digs the small mouth to say. “不给。”司如撅着小嘴说道。 The Tang Baobao supercilious look turned, is drawing the Si Ru's small hand, sold to sprout/moe unexpectedly. 唐宝宝白眼都翻出来了,拉着司如的小手,竟然卖萌了。 Looked at the Si Ru goosebumps to come out, the day, big uncle you were come funny? 看得司如鸡皮疙瘩都出来了,天呐,大叔你是来搞笑的吗? Like this, big uncle later gives you additional services to be good.” “这样,大叔以后给你加钟好不好。” One one hour.” “一张一个小时。” Deal.” “成交。” Tang Baobao is helpless, it seems like additional services has the effect, comes the sweet talk is more direct. 唐宝宝无奈啊,看来还是加钟有效果啊,比甜言蜜语来的更加直接。 Sees only Si Ru to put out one pack of wool grandfather from the package package, should have the 4000~5000 appearance. 只见司如从包包里拿出一叠毛爷爷,应该有四五千的样子。 big uncle, you owe me 45 hours.” 大叔,你欠我45个小时。” The Tang Baobao lowering the head kiss to Si Ru, then pinched the Si Ru's small face directly, enters the washroom, really wants to turn on the water. 唐宝宝直接低头吻向司如,然后捏了捏司如的小脸,走进洗手间,是真想放水了。 Si Ru is digging the small mouth white Tang Baobao, big uncle was getting more and more bad, but the blood gains today. 司如撅着小嘴白了唐宝宝一眼,大叔越来越坏了,不过今天血赚了。 Tidies up the mood, Si Ru turns back the table confidently, probably what matter has not happened results. 收拾好心情,司如坦然走回餐桌,好像什么事情都没发生似得。 But Comrade Tang Baobao received money finally, there is an energy. 唐宝宝同志终于拿到钱了,也有底气了。 This man, is rich, can have the energy. 这男人啊,要有钱,才能有底气。 Without money like this Baobao such, the energy did not have a moment ago, but must look for little wife to ask for money, really loses face. 没钱就像本宝宝刚才那样,底气全无,还得找小老婆要钱,真是丢脸啊。 Goes to bathroom, Tang Baobao also turned back the restaurant, discovered that the vegetable/dish had gotten up, Rose (shredded pork) as to begin, but bore, after all Tang Baobao has not come. 上了厕所,唐宝宝也走回了餐厅,发现菜已经上了,肉丝似乎很想动手,但还是忍住了,毕竟唐宝宝还没来。 You came finally, goes to bathroom compared with the woman also slowly.” Rose (shredded pork) whispered, took up the knife and fork to open does. “你终于来了,比女人上厕所还慢。”肉丝嘀咕一声,拿起刀叉就开干。 Tang Baobao felt that the Rose (shredded pork) ancestors affirmation and food had a grudge, this whole life was eliminates food. 唐宝宝感觉肉丝上辈子肯定和食物有仇,这辈子就是来消灭食物的。 Rose (shredded pork), the slow point eats, is your.” Helpless Tang Baobao said. 肉丝,慢点吃,都是你的。”唐宝宝无奈说道。 If my fiance has your words, I died am worth.” “要是我未婚夫有你这句话,我死都值得了。”
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