Withthisrepugnancy, the Tang Baobao'sgoosebumpsmustfallplace.
随着这一声的讨厌,唐宝宝的鸡皮疙瘩都要掉一地了。elder sistersalsoordered the vegetable/dish, thencalmlyis listening toJack and Rose (shredded pork)dialogue.姐姐们也点好菜了,然后静静听着杰克和肉丝对话。Feelinglikefillingthisgunsmokebattlefield.
感觉就像充满这硝烟的战场。As after the service personwalks, Tang Baobaostartsto smile, goodreluctantsmile.
随着服务员走后,唐宝宝开始微笑,好勉强的微笑的啊。At leastelder sisterswantsto laugh wildlyloudly, points atTang Baobaoto shout,you have today.
至少姐姐们想大声狂笑,指着唐宝宝喊,你也有今天。„Jack, will youreally paint pictures?”Rose (shredded pork)supportsthatdouble chinto askcuriously.
“杰克,你真的会画画吗?”肉丝撑着那双下巴好奇问道。Heardthese words, Tang Baobaostartsto ponder over, mustcounterattackonetime!
听到这句话,唐宝宝开始琢磨了,一定要还击一次!LetRose (shredded pork)knowfierce of Jack!
让肉丝知道杰克的厉害!Tang Baobaogets a sudden inspiration, said with a smileslightly: „Yes, mydrawing board was too however small, cannot installyou.”唐宝宝灵机一动,微微笑道:“是啊,但是我的画板太小了,装不下你。”„Jackyou are quite repugnant” the Rose (shredded pork)sweet and delicate voiceto say with a smile, thisJackwas too funny.
“杰克你好讨厌”肉丝娇声笑道,这个杰克太搞笑了。elder sistersturns headto smilelowly, thisBaobaocounterattackedunexpectedly, 6666.姐姐们扭头低笑,这宝宝竟然还击了,6666。Thisvegetable/dishdid not haveon, JackandRose (shredded pork)continueto chat, Tang Baobaotakes on the issue of heart knotaccountnow, thisdamnface, waited to probablybyelder sisterslook at the joke.
这菜还没有上,杰克和肉丝继续在聊天,唐宝宝现在担心结账的问题,这该死的面子啊,等下要被姐姐们看笑话了。„Jack, did youhavewife?”Rose (shredded pork)askedcuriously, suchhandsome guyshouldhavewife.
“杰克,你有老婆了没有?”肉丝好奇问道,这样的帅哥应该有老婆了吧。Tang Baobaodrinks water, says with a smile: „Naturallyhadwife.”唐宝宝喝了一口水,笑道:“当然有老婆了。”elder sistersheard the Tang Baobaoacknowledgmentto havewife, at heart was also slightlycomfortable, after allrecognizedexistence of oneself.姐姐们听到唐宝宝承认有老婆了,心里也是稍微舒服了点,毕竟承认了自己的存在。„How hasn't thatseenyouto bringto come out?” The Rose (shredded pork)doubtsasked.
“那怎么没看见你带出来啊?”肉丝疑惑问道。„Oh, were too many, the embarrassedbelt/bringcomes out, is the uglywomen.”Tang Baobaosaidmodestly.
“唉,太多了,不好意思带出来,都是丑妇。”唐宝宝谦虚说道。Howeverelder sisterswas happyto select, hearingthese wordsis not instantaneously calm, actuallysaid that oneselfis the uglywoman, wherewas ugly, in the evening on the bedcalledothersslightlysweet, nowactuallycallspeople the skeleton in closetwoman, thiswas not concerned about face.
然而原本姐姐们心情好点了,听到这句话瞬间就不淡定了,竟然说自己是丑妇,哪里丑了,晚上在床上的时候叫人家小甜甜,现在竟然叫人家丑妇,这个不要脸的。Has a look atSi RuandGong Shishi, was the grievancedied, whereourwas ugly, big uncleyoudeceived people.
看看司如和宫施诗,也是委屈死了,我们哪里丑了,大叔你骗人。„, Were too many?! How manywifeJack do youhave?”Rose (shredded pork)calls out in alarmasks.
“啊,太多了?!杰克你有多少个老婆?”肉丝惊呼问道。Tang Baobaoextendsboth handsto calculate: „Aren't many, 6789.”唐宝宝伸出双手算了算:“不多不多,也就6789个啊。”elder sisters: „······”姐姐们:“······”Tang Baobao, youinflatedrecentlyvery much, is actually also thinking6789, ate the leopardguts.唐宝宝啊,你最近很膨胀啊,竟然还想着6789个,吃了豹子胆啊。Si Ruis thinkingactually,originallybig unclealsothinksso many, big uncle of unfaithful/stamen, laterandSister Mutheylooked atbig uncle, suchbig uncledid not have the energyto look forother.司如倒是在想,原来大叔还想那么多个啊,花心的大叔啊,以后得和慕姐她们把大叔看牢了,那样大叔就没有精力去找其他的。„, Can so many, endure?”Rose (shredded pork)sized upTang Baobao, seems sayingyourincorrectappearance.
“哇,这么多,吃得消吗?”肉丝打量了一下唐宝宝,似乎在说你不行的样子。Tang Baobaosmiledone, thistopichadsullied, seemed like tarnishingthisBaobaopuresoulsimply.唐宝宝笑了一声,这话题有点污了,简直就像是在玷污本宝宝纯洁的灵魂。„Onlycanmindwithfourcharacters, thataccomplishes a task with ease.”
“只能用四个字来介意一下,那就是游刃有余。”„Flamboyant.”Rose (shredded pork)gives the thumbs-up, no matteralsothisJackis boastingis doing, the happinesswas good.
“牛逼。”肉丝竖起大拇指,也不管这个杰克在吹牛还是在干什么,开心就好了。Tang Baobaowiped a hairstyle: „Does not have the means that was too outstanding, has been pursuedbut actually.”唐宝宝抹了一把发型:“没办法,太优秀了,一直都是被倒追。”
The elder sisterscomplexionsinks, goodyou, actuallysaid that wepursueyoubut actually, thathas not likedyou, nowturns intoyouto blow the flamboyantcapitalunexpectedly.姐姐们脸色一沉,好啊你,竟然说我们倒追你,那还不是喜欢你,现在竟然变成你吹牛逼的资本了。Initiallycame backhow saying that saidfrompursuedelder sistersonetimenewly, good, givesyounowthisopportunity.
当初回来的时候怎么说,是不是说从新追姐姐们一次,那好啊,现在就给你这个机会。„ThatJack, your are wifemuch longer?”
“那杰克,你那些老婆长得好看吗?”Tang Baobaois slanting the eyeto looktonearbyonetable, saidlow voice: „Side youcanrefer tothattable.”唐宝宝斜着眼睛看向旁边一桌,小声说道:“你可以参照旁边那一桌。”Rose (shredded pork)has discovered, hears the Tang Baobao'swords, smilesonelowly: „Jack, youa littleinflated, the boastinghas blown.”肉丝早就发现了,听到唐宝宝的话,低笑一声:“杰克,你有点膨胀了啊,牛皮吹过了啊。”„hā hā hā.” After Tang Baobaohear, laughedseveral, a littlemeaning.
“哈哈哈。”唐宝宝听后大笑了几声,有点意思啊。
The elder sisterscalmface, makingyousmile, looked when youcansmile.姐姐们沉着脸,让你笑,看你能笑到什么时候。At this time, Si Rustood upsuddenly, goes to bathroom.
这时候,司如忽然站起身来,去上厕所了。Tang Baobaothought that thisis a good opportunity, waited for fiveminutes, Tang Baobaoalsoto express that oneselfturned on the water.唐宝宝觉得这是一次好机会,等了五分钟,唐宝宝也表示自己去放水了。Said that walkstoward the washroom, justarrived at the corridor, seesSi Ruto come outfrom the washroom.
说完就朝着洗手间走去,刚刚走到过道,就看见司如从洗手间出来。Tang Baobaoknocks it off the one sideSi Ru, is a thieflooking around.唐宝宝一把将司如拉倒一旁,然后做贼似的东看西看。„Si Ru, saves a lifetomewith the cash.”Tang Baobaoputs out a hand, asked for moneytowardlittle wife.
“司如,拿点现金给我救命。”唐宝宝伸出手,朝着小老婆要钱了。Thatfrank and uprightappearanceis handling a loftymatterprobably.
那光明正大的样子好像在做一件崇高的事情。Alsoshookwashing one's hands, thissimplyis the scummodelrepresentative.
还抖了抖手,这简直就是渣男的模范代表。Waits for quite a whilenot to seeSi Ruto have the response, Tang Baobaolowers the headlooked,sees only the Si Rugrievanceto lower the head.
等着半天也不见司如有反应,唐宝宝低头一看,只见司如委屈低着头。„Myyounglittle darling, how?”Tang Baobaothisopens mouth, nowdo not believe that insweet talktimecancoaxyou, naturally can also deceiveyou.
“我的小乖乖,怎么了?”唐宝宝这张嘴啊,现在千万不要相信了,用甜言蜜语的时候能哄死你,当然也能骗死你了。„Is unhappy” the Si Ruwhisperto say.
“不开心”司如嘀咕说道。Tang Baobaolooks atno one, holdsSi Ruin the bosom: „MygoodSi Ru, happy, youunhappywords, big uncledoes not meethappily.”唐宝宝看没有人,一把将司如抱在怀里:“我的好司如,开心点,你不开心的话,大叔也会不开心的。”„Youadded that Iam the uglywoman.”
“那你还说我是丑妇。”Originallyis madthis, has not listened, big uncleIam cracking a joke?
原来是生这个气啊,难道就没听出来,大叔我是在开玩笑的吗?„Si Ru, youdo not have a look atyouroneself, mustnot be oneself the big unclefan, a daydoes not seesuch asseparates the three autumn.”
“司如,你也不看看你自己,都把大叔迷得神魂颠倒了,一天不见如隔三秋啊。”„Snortbig unclenowwill only say that thesesweet talkcoaxme.”Si Ruis red the smallfacewhisper saying that it seems a little affects.
“哼大叔现在只会说这些甜言蜜语哄我。”司如红着小脸嘀咕道,看来还是有点作用的。„That does Si Rulike?”
“那司如喜欢吗?”„eń, likes.”
“嗯,喜欢。”„Likesgivingmoney.”
“喜欢就给钱啊。”Si Ru: „······”司如:“······”„Does not give.”Si Rudigs the smallmouthto say.
“不给。”司如撅着小嘴说道。
The Tang Baobaosupercilious lookturned, is drawing the Si Ru'ssmall hand, soldto sprout/moeunexpectedly.唐宝宝白眼都翻出来了,拉着司如的小手,竟然卖萌了。Looked at the Si Rugoosebumpsto come out, the day, big uncleyouwerecomefunny?
看得司如鸡皮疙瘩都出来了,天呐,大叔你是来搞笑的吗?„Like this, big unclelatergivesyouadditional servicesto be good.”
“这样,大叔以后给你加钟好不好。”„Oneonehour.”
“一张一个小时。”„Deal.”
“成交。”Tang Baobaois helpless, it seems likeadditional serviceshas the effect, comes the sweet talkis more direct.唐宝宝无奈啊,看来还是加钟有效果啊,比甜言蜜语来的更加直接。Sees onlySi Ruto put outonepack of woolgrandfatherfrom the packagepackage, shouldhave the 4000~5000appearance.
只见司如从包包里拿出一叠毛爷爷,应该有四五千的样子。„big uncle, youoweme45hours.”
“大叔,你欠我45个小时。”
The Tang Baobaolowering the headkisstoSi Ru, thenpinched the Si Ru'ssmallfacedirectly, enters the washroom, reallywantsto turn on the water.唐宝宝直接低头吻向司如,然后捏了捏司如的小脸,走进洗手间,是真想放水了。Si Ruis digging the smallmouthwhiteTang Baobao, big unclewas getting more and more bad, but the bloodgainstoday.司如撅着小嘴白了唐宝宝一眼,大叔越来越坏了,不过今天血赚了。Tidies up the mood, Si Ruturns back the tableconfidently, probablywhatmatterhas not happened results.
收拾好心情,司如坦然走回餐桌,好像什么事情都没发生似得。ButComradeTang Baobaoreceivedmoneyfinally, there is an energy.
而唐宝宝同志终于拿到钱了,也有底气了。Thisman, is rich, canhave the energy.
这男人啊,要有钱,才能有底气。WithoutmoneylikethisBaobaosuch, the energydid not havea moment ago, but must look forlittle wifeto ask for money, reallyloses face.
没钱就像本宝宝刚才那样,底气全无,还得找小老婆要钱,真是丢脸啊。Goes to bathroom, Tang Baobaoalsoturned back the restaurant, discovered that the vegetable/dishhad gotten up, Rose (shredded pork)as to begin, butbore, after allTang Baobaohas not come.
上了厕所,唐宝宝也走回了餐厅,发现菜已经上了,肉丝似乎很想动手,但还是忍住了,毕竟唐宝宝还没来。„Youcamefinally, goes to bathroomcompared with the womanalsoslowly.”Rose (shredded pork)whispered, took up the knife and forkto opendoes.
“你终于来了,比女人上厕所还慢。”肉丝嘀咕一声,拿起刀叉就开干。Tang Baobaofelt that the Rose (shredded pork)ancestorsaffirmationandfoodhad a grudge, this whole lifewaseliminatesfood.唐宝宝感觉肉丝上辈子肯定和食物有仇,这辈子就是来消灭食物的。„Rose (shredded pork), the slowpointeats, isyour.”HelplessTang Baobaosaid.
“肉丝,慢点吃,都是你的。”唐宝宝无奈说道。„Ifmyfiancehas your words, Idiedam worth.”
“要是我未婚夫有你这句话,我死都值得了。”
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