„Is that person.” “就是那种人。” „Does not listen to leave, is really, liked saying.” Old Wang (king) a little small proud is tender. “不听走人,真是的,爱说。”老王还有点小傲娇啊。 Tang Baobao cracks into a smile, fishes out cigarette to hand over, Old Wang (king) caught the smoke ignition. 唐宝宝咧嘴一笑,摸出一根烟递上去,老王接住了烟点燃。 „Continue, continue.” “继续,继续。” Two people men are smoking in the office, start to boast. 两人男人在办公室里抽着烟,开始吹牛皮了。 „He called Han Huahua, this year senior year, this is not and parents is spiteful, was air/Qi to run.” “他叫韩花花,今年高三了,这不是和父母赌气吗,然后气得跑出来。” „, Such, then did you comfort the hotel others?” “哦,这样的啊,然后你就把别人安慰到酒店去了？” „Comrade Tang Baobao, can you that dirty.” “唐宝宝同志,你能不能不要那么的龌龊。” Helpless Tang Baobao said: „Does not have the means that facing your Effort King, I have to think toward the dirty place.” 唐宝宝无奈说道:“没办法,面对你这个功夫王,我不得不往龌龊的地方去想。” „······” “······” However Tang Baobao also asked curiously: „This Han Huahua asked you daddy to call the uncle.” 然而唐宝宝又好奇问道:“这韩花花叫你爸爸还是叫叔叔。” Wang Xinsi: „······” 王新思:“······” „Goes to your class, we bid good-bye, do not speak with me!” “去上你的班,咱们分手了,不要和我说话！” „Okay good, is not noisy, you said, I listen.” Tang Baobao said with a smile. “好好好,不闹了,你说,我听。”唐宝宝笑道。 Wang Xinsi truly suppressed was very long, wants to spit to be quick. 王新思确实憋了很久,想一吐而快啊。 „Then I enlighten this Han Huahua, do not do the impulsive matter, what, you know what finally she did say?” “然后我就开导这位韩花花,不要做冲动的事,什么的,结果你知道她说什么吗？” „What?” “什么？” „Uncle, we go to the room, I grew up.” “叔叔,我们去开房吧,我成年了。” Tang Baobao: „······” 唐宝宝:“······” My grass, this Baobao definitely does not believe, these words braved from the little loli mouth. 我艹,本宝宝肯定不相信,这句话是从小萝莉嘴里冒出来了。 „Then you opened.” “然后你就开了。” „Opens, my Old Wang (king) is also raised the head the person of throwing out the chest, how can do does not have the matter of morals like this.” “开个屁啊,我老王也是抬头挺胸之人,怎么能做这样没道德的事情。” „Does me to seem the meeting to believe results.” Tang Baobao suppressed the mouth, such loli, your Old Wang (king) most loves. “搞得我好像会信似得。”唐宝宝憋了憋嘴,这么萝莉的,你老王的最爱吧。 The Wang Xinsi sinking sound said: „I reject certainly decisively, then taught well one time, this girl must remain pure and incorruptible, cannot be so casual, then I plan to send home others.” 王新思沉声说道:“我当然果断的拒绝,然后好好训了一次,这女孩子要洁身自好,不能这么随便,然后我就打算将别人送回家。” Arranges, makes an effort to arrange, your plot is good. 编,使劲编,你这剧情不错。 „Then truly sent home, but before landing, Han Huahua asked me to want WeChat, added that I was a good person, then went home, I think that this matter ended, finally knows, this just started.” A Wang Xinsi face is depressed, but Tang Baobao felt, acting cool of this Wang Xinsi in front of oneself! “然后确实送回家了,不过下车之前,韩花花找我要了微信,还说我是个好人,然后就回家了,我以为这件事就这么完了,结果才知道,这才是刚刚开始。”王新思一脸沮丧,但唐宝宝感觉,这个王新思在自己面前装逼呢！ You have loli to be great, I have five wife, if each one beautiful angel results, 你有一个萝莉了不起啊,我有五个老婆,个个美若天仙似得,切 „Then?” “然后呢？” „Next day, I receive Han Huahua WeChat, originally her parents are divorcing noisily, this child is not easy, and has such matter, is very easy to impulse, I can only comfort, do not let her make the foolish matter.” “第二天,我就收到韩花花的微信,原来她的父母在闹离婚,这孩子也不容易,而且发生这样的事情,很容易冲动的,那我只能安慰了啊,别让她做傻事。” „Continue.” “继续。” „This comfort is difference not mostly month, you also knew during that time wife not at home.” “这一安慰就是差不多半个月,你也知道那段时间老婆不在家里。” „My grass! You brought back to the home!” Tang Baobao is dumbfounded. “我艹！你带回家了！”唐宝宝目瞪口呆。 „A belt/bring hammer, I dare! I mean, chatting WeChat that I can feel relieved.” “带个锤子啊,我敢吗！我的意思是,我能放心的聊微信。” „, Such.” “哦,这样的啊。” „Do not speak, I heard that.” “不要说话,听说的。” „Ok.” “行。” Wang Xinsi smokes smoke to continue saying: „For half a month, ··· regarding my Old Wang (king) has ··· to have that ···” 王新思抽着一口烟继续说道:“这半个月啊,对于我老王来说···有···有那种···” „Excited feeling? Like first love?” Tang Baobao whispered. “心动的感觉？就像初恋？”唐宝宝嘀咕了一声。 „Right, is such feeling, as if I am still studying, that type young energetic.” “没错,就是这样的感觉,仿佛我还在读书,那种年轻有活力。” „······” “······” Tang Baobao understood , is not oneself likes young, is all men likes young, Wanwan (absolutely) is the same, old gentleman so, now this Old Wang (king) is also same. 唐宝宝明白了,果然啊,不是自己喜欢年轻的,是所有的男人都喜欢年轻的,万万一样,老爷子更加如此,现在这个老王也是一样的。 „Han Huahua will care about the person very much, I do not like having a long lazy sleep, I joked, making her ask me to get out of bed every morning, finally real every morning sent WeChat to me, asking me to get out of bed.” “韩花花很会关心人,我不是喜欢睡懒觉吗,我就开玩笑说,让她每天早上叫我起床,结果真的每天早上发一条微信给我,叫我起床。” Tang Baobao rolled the eyes, your sis, acting cool, unexpectedly acting cool in front of my Pretentious King Tang. 唐宝宝翻白眼了,你妹的,装逼啊,竟然在我逼王唐面前装逼。 MD, this Baobao has not crossed like this. MD,本宝宝都没这样过。 „Although I do not have, but Han Huahua has been insisting, but also wants me to look after oneself, remembers eats meal on time, does not want, because loses weight does not eat meal, such to unhealthy.” “虽然我还是没起来,但韩花花一直都是在坚持啊,还要我照顾好自己,记得按时吃饭,不要因为减肥不吃饭,那样对身体不好。” At this point, Wang Xinsi sighed layer on layer/heavily: „My family Shanshan compels me to lose weight daily, the food does not let eat, grazes with her, has a look at others Huahua, sympathizes, does not care about face/color price/value.” 说到这里,王新思重重叹了口气:“我家姗姗天天逼着我减肥,饭都不让吃,跟着她吃草,看看别人花花,多体贴啊,根本就不在乎颜值的。” Tang Baobao knew, this is typical cannot obtain at home, outside obtaining the situation. 唐宝宝知道了,这是典型在家里得不到,在外面得到的情况。 „Then we are caring about each other, until one day, Huahua told me, her parents divorced, cried to run, out of the humanitarian, I naturally must ensure other person safety.” “然后我们就这么互相关心着对方,直到有一天,花花告诉我,她爸妈离婚了,哭着跑出去了,出于人道主义,我当然要去确保别的人安全啊。” „Guaranteed that the bed came up.” Tang Baobao I have not known. “确保到床上去了吧。”唐宝宝一副我还不知道吗。 Wang Xinsi shakes the head: „That night Huahua cried very ominously, I can only certainly comfort, finally cries later Huahua, kissed my, must make my girlfriend.” 王新思摇了摇头:“那天晚上花花哭得很凶,我当然只能安慰着,结果哭完之后的花花,就亲了我一下,要做我女朋友。” „······” really acting cool in front of this Baobao, MD! First shows off with the picture, then also said that such matter stimulates oneself, is really Effort King, this acting cool time had Baobao half! “······”果然是在本宝宝面前装逼,MD！先用照片炫耀,然后又说这样的事情刺激自己,果然是功夫王啊,这装逼的功夫有本宝宝一半了！ „I rejected certainly decisively, explained that oneself has the husband and wife, your are the impulsions of young people, later do not think blindly, the honest learn/study is important, but you know how others said?” “我当然果断拒绝了,说明自己有家室的,你们这些都是年轻人的冲动,以后不要瞎想了,老老实实学习才是重要的,但你知道别人怎么说的吗？” „How to say?” “怎么说？” „Others had guessed correctly that I had the husband and wife, expressed that cannot disturb me, said that also fell down my arms to come, to want me to lead her to go to the room.” “别人早就猜到我有家室了,表示不会打扰我,说完还扑倒我怀里来,要我带她去开房。” Pū! 噗！ The Tang Baobao heart pain, such loli, likes fatty big uncle unexpectedly, the taste is heavy! 唐宝宝心痛啊,这样的萝莉,竟然喜欢胖子大叔,口味重！ big uncle likes loli, but loli likes big uncle, is quite helpless. 大叔喜欢萝莉,而萝莉喜欢大叔,好无奈啊。 „I will certainly not handle such matter, over and over advised politely.” The Wang Xinsi righteousness expression said, probably made what magnificent feat to result. “我当然不会做这样的事情啊,再三奉劝。”王新思义正言辞说道,好像做了什么壮举似得。 Also really right, a man rejects such good deed, truly could be the magnificent feat. 还真没错啊,一个男人拒绝这样的好事,确实算得上壮举了。 The Tang Baobao doubts asked: „Then did you bye-bye?” 唐宝宝疑惑问道:“然后你们就拜拜了？” „If this bye-bye to be good, has not bye-bye incessantly, Huahua liked me, thought that I was this world's best man, you had a look, every day also gave the red package to have the breakfast to me, I went!” Said that Wang Xinsi also opens WeChat, although are not many, is only ten dollars, but looked at Tang Baobao to hit the person. “如果这就拜拜就好了,不止没拜拜,花花更加喜欢我了,觉得我是这世界上最好的男人,你看看,每天还发红包给我吃早餐,我去！”说完王新思还打开微信,虽然不多,只是十块钱,但看得唐宝宝想打人了。 acting cool! Really in acting cool, when elder sisters has given the red package, they are directly to company, really envies Old Wang (king) these ten dollars. 装逼！果然是在装逼,姐姐们什么时候发过红包了,她们都是直接给公司的,真是羡慕老王这十块钱啊。 „Even added, later the meeting little darling is obedient, so long as I am willing to want her, she is never-ending.” Wang Xinsi said that saw. “甚至还说,以后会乖乖听话的,只要我肯要她,她就不离不弃。”王新思说完就晤面了。 Tang Baobao really thinks that a slap pats to the head of Old Wang (king), this excessive, acting cool suspect! 唐宝宝真想一巴掌拍到老王的头上,这过分了啊,装逼犯！ „Don't you several meanings, refuse not to accept now?” Tang Baobao asked in a low voice. “那你现在几个意思,不拒绝也不接受？”唐宝宝低声问道。 „I depend, how do I accept? Shanshan does not kill me.” “我靠,我怎么接受啊？姗姗不杀了我。” „You reject.” “那你就拒绝啊。” Wang Xinsi does not speak, immediately said lightly: „I refused to be innumerable before, but contacts, I ···” 王新思不语了,随即淡淡说道:“我之前拒绝了无数次,但是接触下来,我又···”