MGIR :: Volume #1

#70: 1 big wave vitality/angry attack


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That younger generation is impolite.” Tang Baobao receives the village chief big fish. “那晚辈就不客气了。”唐宝宝接下村长的大鱼. village chief is very satisfied, is saying with a smile to the people: You continue, I returned.” 村长很满意,对着众人笑道:“你们继续,我回了。” village chief walks slowly.” 村长慢走。” Looks at village chief to leave, Tang Baobao shows off toward Mu Kexin starts the fish, said with a smile: Walks, makes a steamed fish to you.” 看着村长离开,唐宝宝朝着慕可馨显摆一下手中的鱼,笑道:“走,给你弄个清蒸鱼。” Walks, goes home Mu Kexin by side Tang Baobao, two people feeling pleased departures. “走,回家”慕可馨靠在唐宝宝身边,两人喜滋滋的离开。 Is Tang Baobao chants incantations to swallow the bait as for that two big fish, that has really not known that ··· perhaps is really the Tang Baobao luck bursting also perhaps. 至于那两条大鱼是不是唐宝宝念咒上钩,那还真不知道···也许真是唐宝宝运气爆棚也说不定。 In the evening Tang Baobao goes to the kitchen, Big Uncle Tian and Mu Kexin sit in the great hall chat. 晚上唐宝宝下厨,田大叔慕可馨坐在大堂闲聊。 Delicious steamed fish comes, the customers please enjoy.” On the Tang Baobao shoulder carries a towel, but also somewhat small two meanings. “美味清蒸鱼来咯,客官们请享用。”唐宝宝肩上背着一块毛巾,还真有点小二的意思。 The Mu Kexin sweet and delicate voice said with a smile: Small two, if this fish is not delicious, tonight this girl must make your.” 慕可馨娇声笑道:“小二啊,要是这鱼不好吃的话,今天晚上本姑娘可是要弄你的。” The Big Uncle Tian corners of the mouth pull out, girl was too bold, Big Uncle Tian a little cannot bear. 田大叔嘴角一抽,姑娘太奔放了,田大叔有点受不了。 girl, this fish , if not delicious, small two tonight makes as you like.” 姑娘,这鱼要是不好吃,小二今晚随你弄。” Big Uncle Tian lowers the head slightly, cannot injure. 田大叔微微低着头,伤不起啊。 The three dishes and one soup, all are the Tang Baobao's unique skill, to thank the help of Big Uncle Tian. 三菜一汤,全是唐宝宝的拿手绝活,也是为了感谢田大叔的帮助。 Mu Kexin previous time tastes the Tang Baobao's hot pepper to stir fry the meat, good, never expected that Tang Baobao also meets so many. 慕可馨上次品尝过唐宝宝的辣椒炒肉,挺不错的,没想到唐宝宝还会这么多。 Also is not Xiao Hanrui, has that lazy elder sister, in addition also brocon, Tang Baobao is the coolie labor, the time both sides guardians of studying is not at home, Tang Baobao must prepare food to elder sister eats. 还不是萧涵蕊,有那么懒的一个姐姐,加上又控弟,唐宝宝就是个苦力工,读书的时候双方家长不在家,唐宝宝就要做饭给姐姐吃。 Little Tang, had not looked that your craftsmanship is good.” Big Uncle Tian tastes, the sincerity is good. 小唐啊,没看出来你这手艺不错啊。”田大叔尝了尝,真心不错。 Tang Baobao is very modest: Fries casually.” 唐宝宝很是谦虚:“随便炒的。” Little Mu, this husband, treasures well.” 小慕啊,这老公可以,好好珍惜。” Mu Kexin white Tang Baobao, is you talks nonsense, now the people in village know that we were husband and wife. 慕可馨白了唐宝宝一眼,都是你胡扯,现在全村的人都知道咱们是夫妻了。 Mu Kexin, hears not to have, treasures well.” Tang Baobao showing off said. 慕可馨,听到没有啊,好好珍惜。”唐宝宝嘚瑟说道。 Mu Kexin tender snort/hum: Big Uncle Tian, my craftsmanship is also good, tomorrow I will do to you eat.” 慕可馨娇哼一声:“田大叔,我手艺也不错,明天我做给你吃。” This may give Big Uncle Tian is happily bad: Okay good, too thanked you.” 这可把田大叔给开心坏了:“好好好,太感谢你们了。” In Big Uncle Tian this laughter also brings the faint trace tears, remembers scene that the son daughter-in-law comes back. 田大叔这笑声里还带着丝丝泪花,想起儿子儿媳回来的场景。 As a result of the ray issue, Tang Baobao and Mu Kexin have not discovered the unusuality of Big Uncle Tian, but also is quarrelling. 由于光线的问题,唐宝宝慕可馨都没发现田大叔的异常,还在吵架。 After all in this village uses is not the candle is the oil lamp. 毕竟这村里用的不是蜡烛就是油灯。 After the food, two people wash dishes, making Big Uncle Tian rest. 饭后,两人洗碗,让田大叔休息。 Later two people sit outside large open area look at the star. 之后两人就坐在外面的大坪看星星。 Baobao 宝宝 Hears Mu Kexin this tone, definitely requested the person. 听到慕可馨这种语气,肯定又要求人了。 Does?” “干嘛?” I am corpulent “我想便便” Tang Baobao sits to set out, said seriously: Mu Kexin, are you pig? Ate on drawing.” 唐宝宝坐起身来,一本正经道:“慕可馨,你是猪吗?吃了就拉。” scoundrel! My one day has not gone to bathroom!” 混蛋!我都一天没上厕所了!” You go on, shouted that I make anything, wants me to hug you to be corpulent.” “那你就去上啊,喊我做什么,要我抱你便便啊。” Dies, Tang Baobao!” Mu Kexin slightly delivers sincerely. “去死啊,唐宝宝!”慕可馨小拳拳送上。 That restroom I looked, two plank above, I feared, when the time comes ··· ··· good to die.” Mu Kexin covers the face, that restroom does not dare to go. “那个厕所我去看了,两根木板架在上面,我怕断了,到时候······好想死啊。”慕可馨捂住脸,那个厕所都不敢进去。 Tang Baobao also thinks anything, said with a smile: Relax, I have tried today, will not break, if you really must not have the means unlucky.” 唐宝宝还以为什么呢,笑道:“放心,我今天已经试过了,不会断的,如果你真要这么倒霉也没办法。” Tang Baobao! I was about unable to hold in! You added the sarcastic remark!” 唐宝宝!我都快憋不住了!你还说风凉话!” Couple days ago read the news, some people fall the latrine pit to be drown to death.” “前几天看新闻,有人摔进粪坑被淹死。” Tang Baobao! You want me to make you!” The Mu Kexin standing up sweet and delicate voice shouted. 唐宝宝!你非要我弄你吗!”慕可馨站起身来娇声大喊。 Good, did not joke with you, that plank will not break absolutely, if really broke, I save you.” “好了好了,不和你开玩笑了,那木板绝对不会断,如果真断了,我下来救你。” The Mu Kexin powder fist falls immediately: Your this bad Baobao, I hit the excrement you.” 慕可馨粉拳顿时落下:“你这个坏宝宝,我打屎你。” Good, I accompany you to go.” Tang Baobao pulls up the Mu Kexin's small hand to walk toward the latrine, “好了好了,我陪你去。”唐宝宝拉起慕可馨的小手朝着茅房走去, Takes up nearby flashlight while convenient. Also without arriving at the entrance smelled the unusual smell, Mu Kexin felt that oneself must faint. 顺便拿起一旁的手电筒。还没到门口就闻到异味了,慕可馨感觉自己要晕了。 Baobao, or I outside?” 宝宝,要不我在外面?” Mu Kexin, you are celebrity, can pay attention to the image!” 慕可馨,你可是个明星,能注意一下形象吗!” But Baobao I do not dare to go, inside was good Mu Kexin sharply jump quickly, felt that must unable to hold. “可是宝宝我不敢进去,里面好黑”慕可馨都快急跳起来了,感觉要憋不住了。 Tang Baobao clothing/taking, hauls in the latrine Mu Kexin: Then was OK!” 唐宝宝服了,又将慕可馨拉进茅房:“这下可以了吧!” Flashlight gives you, do not step on, during the daytime does not draw to the evening, is really stupid.” “手电筒给你,别踩进去了,白天不拉非得到晚上,真笨。” Is stupid your head, goes out quickly.” “笨你个头,快出去。” Didn't want me to accompany? Careful has the snake to appear and disappear Tang Baobao not to forget to sexually harass. “不要我陪了吗?小心有蛇出没”唐宝宝不忘调戏一下。 Tang Baobao, I dislike you to roll 唐宝宝,我讨厌你滚” Tang Baobao goes out of the latrine, stands said outside: I outside.” 唐宝宝走出茅房,站在外面说道:“我就在外面。” Does not permit! You come, making me see your back.” “不准走!你过来一点,让我看到你的背影。” Helpless Tang Baobao one step, goes to bathroom the important person to accompany toward left. 唐宝宝无奈向左一步,上个厕所都要人陪。 This makes Tang Baobao remember cinema of that day to meet. 这一声让唐宝宝想起那天电影院见面。 Mu Kexin, you talks nonsense.” 慕可馨,你又放屁了。” I know, does not need you to remind!” “我知道,不需要你提醒!” You are celebrity, later do not break wind in a public setting, will be been black.” “你好歹是个明星,以后不要在公共场合放屁,会被人黑的。” Tang Baobao, waits to look how I tidy up you!” 唐宝宝,等下看我怎么收拾你!” I walked, bye-bye.” “那我走了,拜拜。” Do not walk!” “不要走!” Called elder brother.” “叫哥哥。” Tang Baobao! I must eat uncooked you!” 唐宝宝!我要生吃了你!” I walked!” “我走了!” elder brother good elder brother little elder brother yīng yīng yīng 哥哥哥哥小哥哥嘤嘤嘤 Stands exudes the self-satisfied laughter outside Tang Baobao, inside Mu Kexin air/Qi results in the tooth to be itchy. 站在外面的唐宝宝发出得意的笑声,里面的慕可馨气得牙痒痒。 Long time later, Mu Kexin walked from inside, then ran fast. 良久之后,慕可馨从里面走了出来,然后快速跑了。 Tang Baobao one startled, quickly shouts: Mu Kexin! Tonight I must wither you!” 唐宝宝一惊,急忙喊道:“慕可馨!今天晚上我要干死你!” lüè lüè lüè your oneself crawls slowly, who asked you to bully me.” Front broadcasts the Mu Kexin self-satisfied sound. 略略略自己慢慢爬过来把,谁叫你老欺负我。”前面传来慕可馨得意的声音。 Tang Baobao looks at the jet black path, the air/Qi results in the tooth to be itchy at present, if we had known did not give her the flashlight, this superstar was too bad. 唐宝宝看着眼前漆黑的道路,气得牙痒痒,早知道就不给她手电筒了,这大明星太坏了。 The road that original one minute can arrive, was taken ten minutes by Tang Baobao, but also lifetime perspiration. 本来一分钟就可以走到的路,被唐宝宝走了十分钟,还走了一生汗。 Looks at Mu Kexin leisurely sitting on the deck chair, the Tang Baobao calm face enters in the room. 看着慕可馨优哉游哉的坐在躺椅上,唐宝宝沉着脸走进屋里。 Mu Kexin suppressed the mouth, the cheapskate, this had a fit of temper. 慕可馨憋了憋嘴,小气鬼,这就发脾气了。 Also pays no attention to the person? Quite funny 还不理人呢?好搞笑 Waited for quite a while not to see Tang Baobao to come out, Mu Kexin entered the room, saw only Tang Baobao to lie on the bed, is turning away from oneself. 等了半天也不见唐宝宝出来,慕可馨走进房间,只见唐宝宝已经躺在床上,背对着自己 Oh, but also human hair temperament. 哎哟哟,还真发脾气了。 Tang Baobao heard certainly the Mu Kexin's sound of footsteps, the little guy, today you, do not know that well fully this Baobao's is fierce. 唐宝宝当然听见了慕可馨的脚步声,小样,今天不好好整整你,不知道本宝宝的厉害。 Sees only Mu Kexin to sit in the bedside, poked the Tang Baobao's shoulder: Hey, vitality/angry?” 只见慕可馨坐在床边,戳了戳唐宝宝的肩膀:“喂,生气了?” Tang Baobao has not said a word. 唐宝宝没做声。 Wants me to coax you?” The Mu Kexin sweet and delicate voice said with a smile. “要不要我哄你呀?”慕可馨娇声笑道。 I must sleep, be please on the floor.” Tang Baobao said lightly. “我要睡觉了,请你打地铺吧。”唐宝宝淡淡说道。 Mu Kexin has not been angry, instead smiles saying: Baobao we rested so many days, but also is shy 慕可馨没有生气,反而笑眯眯说道:“宝宝咱们都睡了这么多天了,还害羞啊” Miss Mu, please be dignified.” 慕小姐,请你自重。” Mu Kexin: ······ 慕可馨:“······ Good good, do I admit mistakes am not good?” “好吧好吧,我认错还不行吗?” I was angry, coaxes not good that!” Tang Baobao is very crazy, is very flamboyant. “我生气了,哄不好的那种!”唐宝宝很狂,很牛逼。
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