MGIR :: Volume #1

#68: Chat end matter


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Baobao, we had a look in the past.” 宝宝,咱们过去看看。” Good.” “好。” At the back of little lovely wife, Tang Baobao arrives at a large pond Tangbian, really several big uncle brought the straw hat to fish, looked around pail, harvested much. 背着“小娇妻”,唐宝宝来到一个大池塘边,果然几位大叔带着草帽在钓鱼,看了看旁边的桶子,收获不少啊。 Came two young people regarding the village, everyone as if knew, very warm and Tang Baobao two people greeted. 对于村里来了两个年轻人,大家似乎都知道了,很热情的和唐宝宝两人打招呼。 Tang Baobao discovered that also the aunt takes the small book to count, is it possible that do they fish at the competition? 唐宝宝发现还有一位大妈拿着小本本在计数,莫非他们在比赛钓鱼吗? great uncle, is your fishes at the competition?” Tang Baobao asked curiously, this time Mu Kexin somewhat shy young wife, stood in Tang Baobao likely behind, even is also drawing the Tang Baobao's lower hem corner. 大爷,你们这是在比赛钓鱼吗?”唐宝宝好奇问道,此时的慕可馨真有点像害羞的小媳妇,站在唐宝宝身后,甚至还拉着唐宝宝的衣角。 This great uncle nods, but had not answered, seems very wholly-absorbed. 这位大爷点了点头,但没回话,似乎很专心。 Young fellow, here, so long as after raining, everyone will come to here to fish, compared with competition, lively lively, this great uncle is our here Fishing God, nearby that big uncle is also.” “小伙子,我们这里只要下雨过后,大家就会来这里钓鱼,比比赛,热闹热闹,这位大爷可是咱们这里的钓神,还有旁边那位大叔也是。” The Mu Kexin sweet and delicate voice said: „Does the champion have the reward?” 慕可馨娇声说道:“那冠军有没有奖励啊?” This woman likes being probable to reward, hasn't heard others to say lively lively? 这女人就喜欢要奖励,没听见别人说热闹热闹吗? Really no one spoke, Tang Baobao said by Mu Kexin low voice: You are the chat end matter.” 果然没人说话了,唐宝宝挨着慕可馨小声说道:“你就是聊天终结者。” Mu Kexin embarrassed hammered hammered Tang Baobao, I was not intentional ··· 慕可馨不好意思的锤了锤唐宝宝,我又不是故意的··· Young fellow, do you want to try?” The aunt of counting smiles to ask. “小伙子,你要不要试试?”计数的大妈笑问道。 Will Tang Baobao fish? The fish fishes him to be similar. 唐宝宝会钓鱼?鱼钓他差不多。 My ··· Tang Baobao also rejects without enough time, only listens to the aunt also to say. “我···唐宝宝还来不及拒绝,只听大妈又说道。 What this fishing practices is the state of mind, can let fall agitated, the young doll, isn't your husband hot-tempered big?” “这钓鱼练的是心境,可以让烦躁降下来,小女娃,你丈夫脾气大不大?” Mu Kexin vision one bright, the opportunity came. 慕可馨目光一亮,机会来了。 , my husband his hot-tempered very much, will often hit me Mu Kexin to show the pitiful expression, the aunt reverses to the side of Mu Kexin instantaneously. ,我老公他脾气大的很,动不动就会打我”慕可馨露出可怜兮兮的表情,大妈瞬间倒向慕可馨一边。 Tang Baobao blushes with shame, does not bring to play. 唐宝宝汗颜,不带这么玩的啊。 Young fellow, your is not right, how can hit wife!” “小伙子,你这样就不对了,怎么能打老婆呢!” Tang Baobao quickly explained: Aunt, my wife likes cracking a joke, how I am willing to hit her, she bullies me actually daily.” 唐宝宝急忙解释:“大妈,我老婆喜欢开玩笑,我怎么舍得打她啊,倒是她天天欺负我呢。” Hey, I said that wife, others small young this is the affective tone, you do not understand.” Only listens big uncle hēi hēi said with a smile, appearance that I understood very much. “喂,我说老婆子啊,别人小年轻这是情调,你不懂。”只听其中一位大叔嘿嘿笑道,一副我很懂的样子。 Fishing God said suddenly: Peaceful!” 钓神忽然说道:“安静一点!” Fishing God spoke, everyone is peaceful, it seems like that the position in village is high. 钓神发话了,所有人安安静静的,看来在村里的地位还蛮高的。 Oh, does not fish, today is really hapless.” And big uncle said panting in indignation. “唉,不钓了,今天真倒霉。”其中一位大叔气呼呼说道。 Only listens to Fishing God to say lightly: Kid, your temperament, this whole life cannot fish the fish.” 只听钓神淡淡说道:“娃儿,就你这脾气,这辈子都钓不到鱼。” Called big uncle of kid to see Mu Kexin on the scene, seemed embarrassed, without arguing first walked. 叫娃儿的大叔慕可馨在场,显得不好意思,没有争辩就先走了。 Baobao, you try quickly, we eat the fish tonight.” Mu Kexin said low voice, the fish in this pond is definitely delicious. 宝宝,你快去试试,咱们今天晚上吃鱼。”慕可馨小声说道,这池塘里的鱼肯定好吃。 My ··· “我··· Mu Kexin reveals the look that despises: Baobao, can't you?” 慕可馨露出鄙视的眼神:“宝宝,你难道是不会?” How possibly, I fished in childhood frequently at home.” Tang Baobao talked nonsense. “怎么可能,我小时候经常在家里钓鱼。”唐宝宝胡扯道。 Actually is not talks nonsense, in childhood in the family/home had a toy, fished, was very interesting. 其实也不算胡扯,小时候家里有个玩具,就是钓鱼,很有意思。 Blows flamboyant.” Mu Kexin does not believe. “吹牛逼。”慕可馨才不信。 I fish to you look!” “那我钓给你看!” Ok, you fish one, I kiss your!” The Mu Kexin sweet and delicate voice said with a smile. “行,你钓上一条,我亲你一下!”慕可馨娇声笑道。 Tang Baobao patted striking one's chest: Does not have the issue, cannot fish me to kiss your one.” 唐宝宝拍了拍胸脯:“没问题,钓不上我亲你一口。” Hooligan “流氓” Hears two people to talk, surrounding big uncle exude the frank laughter, young really good. 听到两人对话,周围的大叔们发出爽朗的笑声,年轻真好的。 Quarrelled anything to quarrel, fishing was peaceful!” Fishing God also spoke, everyone shuts up. “吵什么吵,钓鱼要安静!”钓神又发话了,所有人闭嘴。 This saying has not said, the Fishing God fish swallowed the bait, immediately recover of wire! 这话还没说完,钓神的鱼上钩了,立马收线! The people call out in alarm one, sees only one about 9 jin (0.5 kg) grass carp to be fished, today heaviest fish. 众人惊呼一声,只见一条九斤左右的草鱼被钓上,今天最重的鱼了。 Worthily is village chief, the big fish runs toward your.” “不愧是村长,大鱼都往你那跑。” village chief is fierce, 村长厉害啊, I and others are not an opponent. ” Tang Baobao one startled, this great uncle unexpectedly is village chief, the boasting! No wonder they are so obedient. 我等不是对手啊。”唐宝宝一惊,这位大爷竟然是村长,牛皮!难怪他们这么听话。 Fishes safely, such fish is not anything.” village chief said lightly. “都安心钓鱼,这样的鱼也不算什么。”村长淡淡说道。 Mu Kexin aspirates orchid such as by the Tang Baobao's ear: Baobao, this village chief good to be able acting cool 慕可馨挨着唐宝宝的耳朵吐气如兰:“宝宝,这个村长好能装逼哦” You, you think low voice we did drive out by village chief?” Tang Baobao pinched the Mu Kexin's small cheek. “你小声点,你想咱们被村长赶出去吗?”唐宝宝捏了捏慕可馨的小脸蛋。 When does not know, Tang Baobao has liked on pinching the Mu Kexin's face, became the subconscious movement. 不知何时,唐宝宝已经喜欢上捏慕可馨的脸了,都成了下意识动作。 Mu Kexin spits the fragrant tongue, naturally hopes that Comrade Tang Baobao can excel all other competitors, although hopes very uncertainly, but if succeeded? 慕可馨吐了吐香舌,当然希望唐宝宝同志能技压群雄,虽然希望很渺茫,但如果成功了呢? Looks at the earthworm in iron pot, the Tang Baobao fine hair sets upright, most repugnant this mollusk, moreover is long, is not thick. 看着铁罐里的蚯蚓,唐宝宝汗毛都竖起来了,最讨厌这种软体动物了,而且长,不粗。 Presses firmly between the fingers an earthworm, takes up the fishhook to collude with rapidly, relaxes. 捏住一条蚯蚓,迅速拿起鱼钩勾上,松了口气。 Looked at the movement of surrounding person, might fling. 看了看周围人的动作,好像要甩出去。 Tang Baobao stands up, makes an effort to fling ··· 唐宝宝站起身来,用力一甩··· The fishhook truly flung, but a sunspot flew in another direction, the good awkward ··· bait to fly ··· 鱼钩确实甩出去了,但一个黑点朝着另外一个方向飞去,好尴尬···鱼饵飞了··· Mu Kexin cannot bear smiles tenderly, thinks that village chief does not like others making the sound, Mu Kexin covers the small mouth immediately. 慕可馨忍不住娇笑,想到村长不喜欢别人发出声音,慕可馨立马捂住小嘴。 Underestimates the person! 小看人啊! Tang Baobao on the bait, this time cancels immediately well! 唐宝宝立马又上鱼饵,这次好好勾! Young fellow, botches it by rushing.” village chief said lightly. “小伙子,欲速则不达。”村长淡淡说道。 Tang Baobao discovered that village chief is good model/pattern, one generation of Pretentious King. 唐宝宝发现村长好有范,一代逼王 Many thanks village chief guidance.” Tang Baobao said with a smile, immediately flung the fishhook. “多谢村长教导。”唐宝宝笑道,随即甩出鱼钩。 Falls on the water surface calmly and steadily, Tang Baobao was relieved. 安稳落在水面上,唐宝宝安心了。 Smiles anything, I lost face you also to lose face.” Tang Baobao said low voice, this woman knows schadenfreude. “笑什么啊,我出丑了你也出丑。”唐宝宝小声说道,这女人就知道幸灾乐祸 But I am attractive will not be ugly “但我漂亮啊不会丑” Tang Baobao had nothing to say in reply, today makes you experience the technique of this Baobao's special ability! 唐宝宝无言以对,今天就让你们见识一下本宝宝的异能之术! Small Mu Kexin actually despises oneself, waiting. 小小慕可馨竟然轻视自己,等着。 Actually present Tang Baobao does not know special ability to be effective, but is trying. 其实现在的唐宝宝也不知道异能管不管用,只是试着去了。 Fish ··· you swallows the bait.” “鱼啊···你上钩吧。” Fish ··· you swallows the bait.” “鱼啊···你上钩吧。” Fish ··· you swallows the bait.” “鱼啊···你上钩吧。” Chanting incantations big law! 念咒大法! Baobao, what are you saying?” Mu Kexin asked curiously. 宝宝,你在说什么呢?”慕可馨好奇问道。 Tang Baobao is as deep as a well saying: Peaceful! I am listening respectfully to the aspiration of fish.” 唐宝宝高深莫测说道:“安静!我正在聆听鱼儿们的心声。” What did you hear?” “那你听到什么了吗?” Un, they said that you were too ugly, does not dare to approach.” “恩,它们说你太丑了,不敢靠近。” The Mu Kexin complexion sinks: Tang Baobao, I want to trample you to the water, got what one deserves you unable to find girlfriend.” 慕可馨脸色一沉:“唐宝宝,我想把你踹到水里去,活该你找不到女朋友。” Doesn't matter, I had jumped over link that looks for girlfriend, you were my wife.” “没关系,我已经跳过了找女朋友的环节,你都是我老婆了。” Is beautiful you Mu Kexin to blush to say bashfully. “美得你哦”慕可馨羞红着脸说道。 Suddenly, Tang Baobao discovered that the fishing pole sinks, probably was pulled by anything. 突然,唐宝宝发现鱼竿一沉,好像被什么东西拉扯。 Almost even the fishing pole towed, good Tang Baobao got hold of! 差点连鱼竿都拖了下去,还好唐宝宝握紧了! My grass, will not fish the shark! 我艹,不会钓到鲨鱼了吧! Mu Kexin now is also ignorant. 慕可馨现在也懵了。 Incessantly is Mu Kexin, big uncle that periphery fishes were shocked, perhaps this was fishes the big fish. 不止是慕可馨,就连周围钓鱼的大叔们都惊呆了,这恐怕是钓上大鱼了吧。 Moreover Fishing God looked toward Tang Baobao, eye of band of light surprised, is this boy luck so good? 而且钓神都往唐宝宝这边看了,目光带着惊讶,这小子运气这么好? Tang Baobao hurried recover of wire, but also said at the same time: wife, led a cheer to me with your fragrant kiss a bit faster!” 唐宝宝急忙收线,还一边说道:“老婆,快点用你的香吻给我助阵!”
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