Listens to mom that tone, wished one could oneself tonight do not come back. 听老妈那语气,恨不得自己今天晚上不要回来了。 Your son I am not the stud horse, left can attend to cannot attend to the right, is it possible that makes my odd-numbered days go to that side Mu Kexin, the even-numbered days go to that side Ping Luoling, my grass, thinks a little slightly to be excited. 你儿子我又不是种马,顾得了左边也顾不了右边啊,莫非让我单日去慕可馨那边,双日就去平洛灵那边,我艹,想想还有点小激动了。 Tang Baobao thought that oneself too Evil, had too many dirty ideas these days, must suppress. 唐宝宝觉得自己太邪恶了,这段时间有太多的龌龊想法,必须压制下去。 But thought of three as pretty as a flower elder sister, Tang Baobao starts to fantasize ··· 但一想到三个如花似玉的姐姐,唐宝宝又开始幻想了··· What! I the fantasy, how possibly, the person did not fantasize that the youngster, fantasizes in vain, which perhaps realized naively. 什么！我连幻想都不可以,怎么可能,人不幻想枉少年啊,多幻想一下,或许哪天真实现了呢。 Really had a good dream, dream inside oneself was chased down by three women, ran night ··· 果然做了一个好梦,梦里面自己被三个女人追杀,跑了一个夜晚··· In the morning Tang Baobao wakes up, the eyes are blurred, as if the body pulled out spatial as to result, just like the good-for-nothing walking restroom. 早上唐宝宝醒来,双眼迷离,仿佛身体被掏空似得,犹如行尸走肉般的走去厕所。 Tang Cheng and Luo Bai stupidly look at oneself son. 唐诚和罗白傻傻地看着自己儿子。 „Old Tang, Baobao is not this way good, must look for girlfriend a bit faster.” Luo Bai is worried saying that to rub bursts oneself. “老唐啊,宝宝这样下去不行啊,得快点找个女朋友。”罗白担心说道,撸多伤身啊。 Tang Cheng nods: „Or I ask.” 唐诚点了点头:“要不我去问问。” „Ok, you asked, others are deliver the female.” “算了,你一问,别人都是来送女的。” Tang Cheng is helpless: „What to do is that waiting for Baobao which day of sudden death at home?” 唐诚无奈:“那怎么办,等着宝宝哪天猝死在家里啊？” „Oh, I try to find the solution again, today that side Jianhua Road has the blind date meeting, I take a look.” “唉,我再想想办法吧,今天建华路那边有个相亲会,我去瞧瞧。” „I take a look with you together.” “我跟你一起去瞧瞧。” „Good, waits to go out with Baobao together.” “好,等下跟宝宝一起出门。” After Tang Baobao washes, sits at the table listlessly, yesterday evening too terrifying, elder sister takes the power saw hot pursuit, Sister Ling was certainly, actually takes Dragon-slaying Blade, superstar was wilder, carried Gatling directly. 唐宝宝洗漱完之后,无精打采坐在餐桌旁,昨天晚上太恐怖了,姐姐拿着电锯猛追,灵姐更是绝了,竟然拿着屠龙刀,大明星更加狂暴,直接端出了加特林。 Running for night you said that is tired. 跑了一夜你说累不累。 „Baobao, waits to go out together.” “宝宝,等下一起出门。” „.” Tang Baobao said worn out. “哦。”唐宝宝有气无力说道。 After the food, Tang Baobao drives to deliver two dead of old age Jianhua Road. 饭后,唐宝宝开车送二老去建华路。 „Does father, you go to Jianhua Road to do today?” Tang Baobao rubs the eyes asks curiously. “爸,你们今天去建华路干什么？”唐宝宝揉了揉眼睛好奇问道。 Luo Bai takes an old age fan, fan while said: „It‘s nothing, comes out to stroll with your father.” 罗白拿着一把老年扇子,一边扇一边说道:“没什么,和你爸出来逛一逛。” „.” “哦。” Waited till the destination, Tang Baobao saw that gigantic signboard, understood instantaneously. 等到了目的地,唐宝宝看到那硕大的招牌,瞬间就明白了。 This way is really not a matter, really must solve the software problem quickly, so as to avoid parents worries, such hot day, what to do if suffered heat-stroke? 这样下去真不是个事啊,真的要赶快把个人问题解决一下,免得爸妈操心,这么热的天,要是中暑了怎么办？ Sighed, Tang Baobao drove company, however detected company, oneself has not given wittle pwincess round of good morning. 叹了口气,唐宝宝开车回公司,然而到了公司才发觉,自己还没有给小公举发早安呢。 Superman Tang: „Good morning, wittle pwincess.” 唐超人:“早安,小公举。” Mu Kexin: „I started to prepare the lunch, you returned the good morning! Said! You forgot me.” 慕可馨:“我都开始准备中饭了,你还早安！说！你是不是把我忘了。” Superman Tang: „Where dares( funny)” 唐超人:“哪敢(滑稽)” Mu Kexin: „Gets off work to come the thing belt/bring, tomorrow morning.” 慕可馨:“下班把东西带过来,明天早上出发。” Superman Tang: „, Won't the set be good tomorrow morning? My mother also waits for me to go home to eat meal.” 唐超人:“不是吧,明天早上集合不好吗？我妈还等着我回家吃饭呢。” Mu Kexin: „My your mother is importantly important.” 慕可馨:“我重要还是你妈重要。” Superman Tang: „My mother.” 唐超人:“我妈。” Mu Kexin: „······” 慕可馨:“······” Mu Kexin issues the final diplomatic note: „Your oneself looks at the office! Bye-bye!” 慕可馨发出最后的通牒:“你自己看着办吧！拜拜！” Smiles helplessly, receives cell phone Tang Baobao to walk toward the desk, sees Wang Xinsi that dispirited appearance, calls out in alarm one: „Shortly after you assign/life.” 无奈一笑,收起手机唐宝宝朝着办公桌走去,看到王新思那颓废的样子,惊呼一声:“你命不久矣。” Wang Xinsi looks to Tang Baobao, cracks into a smile: „All right, you and I are also similar, if I have such girlfriend, it is estimated that already king not early toward.” 王新思看向唐宝宝,咧嘴一笑:“没事,你和我也差不多,要是我有那样的女朋友,估计已经君王不早朝了。” „The king toward, me had not looked that early is the father-in-law goes home to visit relatives.” “还君王不早朝,我看是公公回家探亲吧。” „······” “······” Conclusion morning teasing, started the new day of work, actually the Tang Baobao's work load was not big, if were about for one hour to translate, but Tang Baobao knows, definitely cannot do that. 结束早上的调侃,开始新一天的工作,其实唐宝宝的工作量不算大,如果快的话一个小时就可以翻译完,但唐宝宝知道,肯定是不能这么做的。 One hour of matter, I must for day complete obviously, not many good, everyone is this 明明一个小时的事,我非得一天做完,不多好,大家都是这样 Today superstar pays no attention to the person, 今天大明星不理人, Sister Ling also pays no attention to the person, suddenly the discovery life is quite boring, really will have the life of woman to be perfect. Tang Baobao pledged at this moment, this year must find girlfriend, the conclusion five fingers life, enjoyed the real man treatment while convenient, 灵姐也不理人,突然发现人生好无聊,果然有女人的人生才会完美。唐宝宝此刻发誓,今年一定要找到女朋友,顺便结束五指生活,享受真男人待遇,欧耶 „Baobao, had a look at my Goddess, the fire!!!” Wang Xinsi took the cell phone to slide, an infatuated appearance. “宝宝,看看我的女神,火了！！！”王新思拿着手机溜了过来,一副痴迷的样子。 Tang Baobao asked curiously: „How to be hot? gossip?” 唐宝宝好奇问道:“怎么火了？八卦了？” „Tang Baobao! You can humiliate me! But you cannot slander my Goddess!” Wang Xinsi said seriously, absolutely is the powdered iron. “唐宝宝！你可以凌辱我！但你不能污蔑我的女神！”王新思一本正经说道,绝对是铁粉。 It is not gossip is good, if is really gossip, that scandal definitely was oneself. 不是八卦就好,如果真是八卦,那绯闻肯定就是自己了。 „You said how Mu Kexin was hot?” Tang Baobao asked. “那你说说慕可馨怎么火了？”唐宝宝问道。 Wang Xinsi pats the thigh: „Also is not this time reality show, my Goddess encircled many fan, but does not know where recently went to the ··· blue thin ··· shiitake mushroom.” 王新思一拍大腿:“还不是这次的真人秀,我的女神圈了好多的粉丝,不过最近不知道去哪里了···蓝瘦···香菇。” Which went? The specialty takes off/escapes solely to an instruction, your Goddess various types seduce oneself, good Baobao I insisted. 去哪了？专业脱单一对一指导,你的女神各种诱惑本人,还好宝宝我都坚持下来了。 „You said that Mu Kexin does have boyfriend?” Tang Baobao makes noise to ask. “你说慕可馨有没有男朋友？”唐宝宝出声问道。 „, How my Goddess possibly has boyfriend, in this world no one can match on Goddess, if Goddess really had boyfriend, ··· I can ··· I curse that man not to lift.” “呵,我的女神怎么可能有男朋友,这世上没有人能配的上女神,如果女神真的有男朋友了,···我会···我会诅咒那个男人不举。” Pū! 噗！ Tang Baobao felt that has sulks to suppress but in has to suppress at heart, this goods actually cursed oneself not to lift, I wished you to collapse to perish. 唐宝宝感觉有股闷气憋在心里但又不得不憋,这货竟然诅咒自己不举,我祝你虚脱而亡。 Tang Baobao hollow laugh, turned on the cell phone to check Mu Kexin, truly was recently hot, about her report, it seems like that the enterprise wanted on one. 唐宝宝干笑一声,打开手机查了查慕可馨,最近确实火了啊,都是关于她的报道,看来事业又要上一层了。 After getting off work, Tang Baobao flushed immediately. 下班后,唐宝宝立马冲了出去。 „What you run dry, does not reach an agreement to ask me to have a night-time snack?” Wang Xinsi sighed, having girlfriend was different, it is estimated that hurries back to defend wife, after all was long green that well, very easily, when the time comes forgave the hat to put on, hā hā ··· “你跑那么快干什么,不是说好请我吃夜宵的吗？”王新思叹了口气,有女朋友就是不同啊,估计赶着回去守老婆呢,毕竟长得那么好,很容易被绿的,到时候一个原谅帽戴上,哈哈··· Wang Xinsi starts to fantasize ··· 王新思开始幻想··· In goes home, sees only dad mom to sit on the sofa, wears the reading glass, one bunch of materials, this makes Tang Baobao hold breath cold air. 回到家里,只见老爸老妈坐在沙发上,戴着老花眼镜,一堆资料,这让唐宝宝倒吸一凉气。 Is the sentimental overlord helping oneself elect the imperial concubine? 感情太上皇是在帮自己选妃呢？ „Father, mother, I do not eat meal today at home, evening's airplane.” Tang Baobao has composed the plot, took up the backpack stopper the clothing of changing and washing to handle. “爸,妈,今天我就不在家里吃饭了,晚上的飞机。”唐宝宝早就编好剧情,拿起背包塞了换洗的衣衫就搞定了。 The parents continue to read the material, raises hand. 二老继续看着资料,扬了扬手。 Tang Baobao stares, this is not right, your son I must go far, this attitude? How many do not entrust? 唐宝宝一愣,这不对啊,你儿子我要出远门了,就这个态度？不要嘱托几句？ Luo Bai said lightly: „This time you go out not to lead a daughter-in-law to come back to me, you in this inside selects by satisfaction, a day sees one.” 罗白淡淡说道:“这次你出去不给我带个儿媳回来,你就在这里面挑到满意为止,一天见一个。” Pū! 噗！ Too ruthless, a day!!! The iron body cannot shoulder. 太狠了,一天一个！！！铁打的身子也扛不住啊。 Opens Little White, Tang Baobao expunges toward Ziyuan Subdistrict, how is pondering over is coming back to deal with parents. 开上小白,唐宝宝就朝着紫苑小区开去,在琢磨着回来怎么应付爸妈。 Arrived at the underground garage, Tang Baobao first looked at the Sister Ling's berth, that big cow was not, Tang Baobao felt relieved, sat the elevator swaggering. 来到地下车库,唐宝宝先看了看灵姐的车位,那辆大牛不在,唐宝宝放心了,大摇大摆坐上电梯。 dīng dōng ··· dīng dōng ··· 叮咚···叮咚··· Mu Kexin sits cross-legged to sit is watching the television, on the mouth scolds while convenient does not have the conscience. 慕可馨盘腿坐在看电视,嘴上顺带骂着没良心。