Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai hear such frontline propaganda, knits the brows slightly. 唐宝宝和平万泰听到这样的喊话,都是微微皱眉。 „Wanwan (absolutely), or first according to the rubs how? The body is sore.” Tang Baobao muttered said. “万万,要不先按个摩如何？身上酸疼酸疼的。”唐宝宝喃喃说道。 „Calculation that big brother said that first according to the rubs, little bro I arranges when the time comes on.” “大哥说的算,先按个摩,到时候小弟我安排上。” „Ok!” Tang Baobao said with a smile loudly, two people climbed the shoulder to enter the pink beauty salon mutually. “行！”唐宝宝大声笑道,两人互相攀着肩膀进入粉红色的发廊。 „Two handsome guy, enter quickly.” An aunt hurries to call, sits shines in nearby woman vision, came handsome guy unexpectedly, is good to lead ··· “两位帅哥,快进。”一位大妈赶紧招呼,坐在旁边的女人目光发亮,竟然来了一个帅哥,好帅啊··· Ping Wantai has the feeling of being drunk saying: „Arranges two to massage.” 平万泰带着醉意说道:“安排两个会按摩。” „Okay good, in handsome guy requests personally, girl, who comes.” “好好好,帅哥里面请,姑娘们,谁来啊。” „My my I” “我我我” „My my I” “我我我” „My my I” “我我我” 5~6 girl rushes to be first to snatch, such customer is really hundred years rare, most was the bad old man. 五六个姑娘争先恐后抢,这样的客户真是百年难得一遇啊,最多的就是坏老头了。 But Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai two people enter a room together, an aunt face that behind follows smiles badly, this is really enough exciting, if oneself young over ten years old, hā hā. 而唐宝宝和平万泰两人一起走进一个房间,后面跟着的大妈一脸坏笑,这真是够刺激的,如果自己年轻个十多岁,哈哈。 Aunts oneself Le Xiao. 就连大妈都把自己乐笑了。 Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai fall on like the corpse the bed, as if fell asleep. 唐宝宝和平万泰就像个尸体一样倒在床上,似乎都睡着了。 In a while, two quite young women walked, looks at the two men on bed, especially looks to the Tang Baobao's time, the saliva almost flowed. 没过多久,两位比较年轻的女人走了进来,看着床上的两个男人,尤其看向唐宝宝的时候,口水差点流出来了。 Such man gives instead of taking good. 这样的男人倒贴都行啊。 However now the issue comes, these two drunk men fell asleep, how to do ··· 但是现在问题来了,这两个酒醉的男人都睡着了,怎么搞··· However such situation two miss have also bumped into, very experienced. 不过这样的情况两位小姐也碰到过,很有经验的。 Therefore also started to operate. 所以也就开始操作起来了。 „Wanwan (absolutely), some people peel my pants probably, is you? My not good that.” Tang Baobao said blurry. “万万,有人好像剥我裤子,是你吗？我不好那一口的。”唐宝宝迷迷糊糊说道。 Ping Wantai is also confused, mutters said: „big brother, why you must peel my pants, we cannot like this.” 平万泰也是晕了头,喃喃说道:“大哥,你为什么要剥我裤子啊,我们是不能这样的。” Two miss hear such dialogue, smiled to spurt. 两个小姐听到这样的对话,都笑喷了。 These two are interesting. 这两人蛮有意思的。 However behind in the meantime, the door was opened by the violence suddenly, sees only several plainclothed policemen to clash came in also following many police. 然而就在此时,房门忽然被暴力打开,只见几名便衣警察冲了进来后面还跟着很多警察。 Two miss frighten instantaneously ignorant. 两位小姐瞬间吓懵。 But lies Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai on bed does not know that what happened. 而趴在床上的唐宝宝和平万泰根本就不知道发生了什么事情。 „We are massaging.” Two miss hurry to explain. “我们只是在按摩而已。”两位小姐赶紧解释。 The police sneer: „Massage? The pants took off/escaped the massage, the belt/bring goes back!” 警察冷笑一声:“按摩？裤子都脱了按摩,都带回去！” miss is helpless, how to bump into such matter, boss did not say that the relations were very strong, will not grasp ··· 小姐无奈啊,怎么碰上这样的事情,老板不是说关系很硬吗,不会来抓的吗··· „big brother! Some people cut us!” Ping Wantai called out in alarm one suddenly. “大哥！有人来砍我们了！”平万泰突然惊呼了一声。 The Tang Baobao sinking sound said: „Wanwan (absolutely), do not fear, has big brother here! Do not instigate, opens to rub directly! It is not right, opens directly does!” 唐宝宝沉声说道:“万万,不要怕,有大哥在这里！不要怂,直接开撸！不对,直接开干！” „big brother you walk quickly, little bro brings up the rear, this group of people are very ominous!” Ping Wantai that is the mouthful wine taste, actually the entire room brings thick liquor air/Qi, irritates the nose very much. “大哥你快走,小弟殿后,这群人很凶！”平万泰那是满嘴的酒味,其实整个房间都是带着一股浓浓的酒气,很刺鼻。 Ping Wantai rushes over suddenly directly: „big brother, I first got up, these enemies are very flagitious, later we will make brothers next life.” 平万泰忽然直接冲了过去:“大哥,我先上了,这些仇家很凶残,以后我们来世做兄弟了。” „Wanwan (absolutely), does not want ··· grass, this Baobao's little bro dares to hit, looked that my ···” sees only Tang Baobao also to rush over. “万万,不要···艹,本宝宝的小弟都敢打,看我的···”只见唐宝宝也冲了过去。 Police comrades dumbfounded, even both miss forgot to walk, this was making a movie, good brothers affectionate. 警察同志们都懵逼了,甚至两个小姐都忘记走路了,这是在拍戏吗,好一段兄弟情深啊。 „The handcuffs get up! Two drunkards, but also assault! The courage was also too big!” “都铐起来！两个醉鬼,还袭警了！胆子也太大了！” Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai have not slaughtered, both hands were beaten, then put on the black headgear, presses. 唐宝宝和平万泰都还没大开杀戒,双手就被拷上了,然后套上了黑头套,压出去。 However in pressing on the way, Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai were still crying out. 然而在压出去的途中,唐宝宝和平万泰还在呐喊。 „big brother, this group of people are unusual, definitely is foreign killer!” Ping Wantai shouts loudly. “大哥,这伙人不寻常,肯定是境外的杀手！”平万泰大声喊道。 Nearby police could not bear smile quickly, but also the killer, this must drink what appearance. 旁边的一众警察都快忍不住笑了,还杀手,这要喝成什么样子的。 Tang Baobao shouts: „Wanwan (absolutely), don't be upset, I knew that many advanced killers, is internationally illustrious, when I blow out the name, they must frighten scared shitless.” 唐宝宝更是喊道:“万万,不要慌,我认识很多高级杀手,都是国际上赫赫有名的,等我爆出名字,他们就要吓得屁滚尿流。” People: „······” 众人:“······” Also knows the international killer, how you did not say that you know the president. 还认识国际杀手,你咋不说你认识总统啊。 „Worthily is my big brother, flamboyant, you hear not to have, does not want dead lets loose my big brother, words that my big brother acts crazy, but was flagitious.” “不愧是我大哥,牛逼,你们听到没有,不想死的就放开我大哥,我大哥发飙的话,可凶残了。” „Wanwan (absolutely), low-key, these are the low level killers, do not frighten others.” “万万,低调,这些都是低级杀手,不要吓了别人。” „big brother is really flamboyant , heard, my big brother disdained to talk with your unimportant people.” “大哥真牛逼也,都听到了吗,我大哥不屑和你们这些小人物交谈。” „Talked, boarded!” A police comrade Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai according to boarding. “交谈个屁,上车！”一位警察同志将唐宝宝和平万泰按上车。 Then two people start to boast on the vehicle directly, that give an exaggerated account of things, does police comrades helpless smiled, sees has boasted, but has not seen has blown such fierce. 然后两人直接在车上开始吹牛皮,那个天花乱坠啊,搞得警察同志都无奈笑了,见过吹牛皮的,但没见过吹得这么凶猛的。 prince is his little bro, the president is he props up, how you did not say that oneself is Creation God. 王子都是他小弟,总统还是他扶植上去的,你咋不说自己是创世神啊。 In a while, everyone all arrives at the police authorities. 没过多久,所有人全部到达警局。 Tang Baobao and Ping Wantai have not stopped, keep boasting, but various Ping Wantai types boasted oneself big brother, the brothel customers were very depressed, but bumped into these two marvel, mood good many. 唐宝宝和平万泰根本就没消停,不停在吹牛皮,而平万泰各种吹嘘自己大哥,原本嫖客们很郁闷,但是碰到这两个奇葩,心情好了不少。 Can blow this situation the boasting, is the professional talent. 能把牛皮吹到这个地步,也是职业人才。 Even if shut in the detention cell, two people are still boasting. 哪怕被关进了拘留室,两人还在吹牛皮。 If two people sober, will discover or yesterday's that detention cell ··· you says skillfully unfortunately. 如果两人清醒的话,会发现还是昨天那个拘留室···你说巧不巧。 Male pass/test, female pass/test. 男的关一间,女的关一间。 „captain, I really did not have the means that that two people got drunk have been shouting, other criminal sued.” “队长,我实在没办法了,那两个人喝醉一直在嚷嚷,别的犯人都投诉了。” „I have a look!” “我去看看！” Was being closed Ping Wantai stands on the stool, shouted: „I told you to listen, this was my big brother, licked that big brother of cutting edge blood.” 被关着的平万泰站在凳子上面,喝道:“我告诉你们听,这是我大哥,舔刀口血的那种大哥。” „cough cough cough, Wanwan (absolutely) ··· is low-key.” Tang Baobao grins to say with a smile, then stands side Ping Wantai shouts: „This is Wanwan (absolutely), you know that who he is, my father!” “咳咳咳,万万···低调。”唐宝宝咧嘴笑道,然后站在平万泰身边喊道:“这位是万万,你们知道他是谁吗,我爸！” „big brother!” “大哥！” „Father!” “爸！” People: „······” 众人:“······” My grass! These two people are anything relate ··· 我艹！这两个人到底是什么关系··· But captain also saw two people, the sinking sound said: „How is you two!” 而队长也看到了两人,沉声说道:“怎么又是你们两个！” Yesterday then let out, today comes in ··· 这才昨天放出去,今天又进来了··· „What situation are their two?” captain knows that two people details, Ping Luoling in the Heavenly Capital City influence is very big, one is a father, one is husband. “他们两个是什么情况？”队长知道两人的底细,平洛灵在天都市的影响力还是很大的,一个是父亲,一个是老公。 „captain, the campaign against pornography grasps.” “队长,扫黄抓的。” „···” captain was also ignorant. “啊···”队长也懵了。 The father-in-law and son-in-law chased ··· to be grasped ··· 岳父和女婿去嫖···被抓了··· My grass! 我艹！ The employed more than 20 year, bumps into such situation for the first time, to writing the script is the same! 从业二十多年,第一次碰到这样的情况,跟写剧本一样！ „That stand outside, said is you, whom looks, has not given me big brother to pour water, my big brother was thirsty.” Ping Wantai points at captain is being shouted. “那站外面的,说的就是你,看谁呢,还不给我大哥倒水,我大哥渴了。”平万泰指着队长就是一阵大喊。 Men do not say a word, can you flamboyant? 身边的男人们都不做声了,你能更牛逼一点吗？ „Who, in my wine chest is also putting 82 years of collection Lafite, brings to make us rinse mouth.” Tang Baobao also said with a smile loudly, the attitude was extremely bad. “那谁啊,我酒柜里还放着82年珍藏的拉菲,拿来让我们漱漱口。”唐宝宝也大声笑道,态度极其恶劣。 Had a look at the face of captain to be black: „Good! Let your daughter have your wife to bring to you! Rinses mouth!!!” 看看队长的脸都黑了:“好！让你女儿还有你老婆给你带来！漱漱口！！！”