My Girlfriend is Really a Superstar ..我的女友真是大明星 „big uncle, why do you want to look for miss?” Si Ru cannot bear ask finally. “大叔,你为什么要去找小姐啊？”司如终于是忍不住问道。 Sat heard in nearby one table of men, my goodness! Has such beautiful woman to accompany, looks for miss unexpectedly! Even also makes the female student inquire, this man is the real man! 坐在旁边一桌的男人都听到了,好家伙！有这样的美女陪着,竟然还去找小姐！甚至还让女生询问,这男人是真男人啊！ Tang Baobao looked at Si Ru one, is smoking said lightly: „Does man look for miss also to have other matter?” 唐宝宝看了司如一眼,抽着烟淡淡说道:“男人找小姐难道还有别的事情吗？” „Snort, scum.” Gong Shishi suppressed the mouth. “哼,渣男。”宫施诗憋了憋嘴。 Tang Baobao complexion one cold: „Teacher Gong! I look at you am child's teacher, the mouth put cleanly to me! My tolerance limited!” 唐宝宝脸色一寒:“宫老师！我看你是孩子的老师,嘴巴给我放干净一点！我的容忍是有限度的！” My grass, sits in nearby one table of men is not calm, is really the real man, such beautiful women can start training, flamboyant! 我艹,坐在旁边一桌的男人们不淡定了,果然是真男人,这样的美女都能开训,牛逼！ Gong Shishi felt that tonight's scum is a little different, very ominous ··· 宫施诗感觉今天晚上的渣男有点不同,很凶··· Hears the Tang Baobao's words, Gong Shishi has not said a word, was actually a little frightened. 听到唐宝宝的话,宫施诗没做声,其实有点被吓到了。 „big uncle, do not bully Shishi, she is not this meaning.” Si Ru hurries to explain, the feeling big uncle is a little unusual tonight. “大叔,你别欺负施诗,她不是这个意思的。”司如赶紧解释,感觉今天晚上大叔有点反常。 At this time the beer, Tang Baobao opened one bottle directly, drank one. 这时啤酒上来了,唐宝宝直接弄开一瓶,喝了一口。 „Finished eating you to go back earlier, late at night do not shake outside blindly.” In the Tang Baobao eye, this is two innocent children. “吃完你们就早点回去,三更半夜别在外面瞎晃。”在唐宝宝眼里,这就是两个不懂事的孩子。 Si Ru nods: „That big uncle do you also want to go back?” 司如点了点头:“那大叔你也要回去吗？” „Does not go back, I must look for miss to play.” Tang Baobao had the feeling of being drunk to smile one, took up the beer to fill one. “不回去,我要去找小姐玩。”唐宝宝带着醉意笑了一声,拿起啤酒灌了一口。 Si Ru is biting the lip gently, said slowly: „big uncle, can you do not look for miss.” 司如轻轻咬着嘴唇,缓缓说道:“大叔,你能不能不要去找小姐啊。” „Cannot.” Tang Baobao said lightly. “不能。”唐宝宝淡淡说道。 Nearby men are not very calm, this operation was too simply flamboyant, can looking for miss unexpectedly says such righteously. 旁边的男人们很不淡定,这操作简直太牛逼了,竟然能把找小姐说得这么理直气壮。 But that two beautiful women do not seem to want to make him look for miss, zé zé zé, this script a little meaning. 而那两个美女似乎不想让他去找小姐,啧啧啧,这剧本有点意思啊。 Hears the big uncle such firm tone, Si Ru is a little suffering, does not listen to oneself words to result in like boyfriend. 听到大叔这么坚决的语气,司如有点委屈,就像男朋友不听自己话似得。 Panting in indignation Si Ru takes up the Tang Baobao's beverage bottle, prepares to raise head to drink. 气呼呼的司如拿起唐宝宝的酒瓶,就准备仰头喝。 But Tang Baobao brings, the sinking sound said: „Kid drinks.” 而唐宝宝一把拿了过来,沉声说道:“小屁孩喝什么酒。” „I am not a kid, I must drink, you manage me.” The Si Ru sweet and delicate voice said, puts in great inconvenience anxiously, big uncle must look for miss unexpectedly, thinks to feel sad. “我不是小屁孩,我就要喝,你管我啊。”司如娇声说道,委屈巴巴的,大叔竟然要去找小姐,想想就心酸。 Tang Baobao this time had not prevented, sees only Si Ru to drink quite quickly, one was choked. 唐宝宝这次没阻止了,只见司如喝得比较快,一下就被呛住了。 „cough cough cough.” “咳咳咳。” Gong Shishi hurries to put out the paper goods to give Si Ru: „Do not drink.” 宫施诗赶紧拿出纸巾递给司如:“别这么喝。” Si Ru wiped the mouth, then does not speak. 司如擦了擦嘴,然后不说话了。 Baked quickly on, Tang Baobao ate very crisply, but Gong Shishi and Si Ru have not moved, Tang Baobao has not cared. 烧烤很快就上了,唐宝宝吃得很爽,而宫施诗和司如都没动,唐宝宝也没在意。 Suddenly, Tang Baobao asked: „Where miss quality do you know?” 忽然,唐宝宝问道:“你们知道哪里小姐质量好吗？” Gong Shishi: „······” 宫施诗:“······” Si Ru: „······” 司如:“······” Sat in nearby one table of men of is also ignorant, this wave of operation was flamboyant. 坐在旁边一桌的男人也是懵了,这波操作牛逼。 Tang Baobao continues saying: „Price wants just, the person cannot certainly miss, has your appearances was good, four, two were even good.” 唐宝宝继续说道:“价格要公道一点的,人当然也不能差,有你们这个样子的就好了,四个就算了,两个就好了。” Sat was ignorant in nearby man, this tmd was the frantic suggestion, originally has such repertoire, thought dual flight ··· terrifying in this way. 坐在旁边的男人懵了,这tmd就是疯狂暗示啊,原来是带着这样的套路,想双飞···恐怖如斯。 Gong Shishi said indignantly: „You do this, do right by your wife.” 宫施诗气愤说道:“你这样做,对得起你老婆吗。” My grass! This man has wife, flamboyant! Too flamboyant! father urinates takes, takes you. 我艹！这个男人还是有老婆的,牛逼！太牛逼了！老子尿尿都服,就服你。 „hē hē! The father does not have wife now, how wants to play how to play!” Tang Baobao cold sound said, wife that does not exist, the father flings them tonight. “呵呵！老子现在没老婆了,想怎么玩就怎么玩！”唐宝宝冷声说道,老婆那是不存在的,老子今天晚上把她们都甩了。 Tang Baobao said like this, Gong Shishi and Si Ru understood, the sentiment quarrelled at home, then has a fit of temper to retaliate wife, is really a narrow-minded man. 唐宝宝这样说,宫施诗和司如明白了,感情是在家里吵架了,然后发脾气出来报复老婆,果然是个小心眼的男人啊。 Si Ru also relaxes, big uncle this was also mad, must therefore look for miss, but also thinks that big uncle places in wife the room, comes out to look for miss secretly, that disappointed oneself. 司如也松了口气,大叔这也是被气到了,所以才要去找小姐的,还以为大叔将老婆放在屋里,偷偷出来找小姐呢,那就太让自己失望了。 Gong Shishi thought that must help the oneself three idols, although this scum to oneself such, but if Sister Mu they know that the man looks for miss, must be sad. 宫施诗觉得还是要帮帮自己的三个偶像,虽然这个渣男对自己那样,但如果慕姐她们知道男人去找小姐,得多伤心啊。 This Gong Shishi also knows that deceived oneself, actually the heart does not hope that scum looked for miss, thinks to feel the nausea. 这宫施诗也知道骗自己了,其实心底也不希望渣男去找小姐,想想就觉得恶心。 Si Ru so, big uncle goes home to look for wife, but looks for miss, that definitely is incorrect. 司如更加如此,大叔回家找老婆还可以,但找小姐,那肯定是不行的。 Gong Shishi is also studying the Si Ru's name, said with a smile: „big uncle, I have the acquaintance actually, can help you call miss.” 宫施诗也学着司如的叫法,笑道:“大叔,我倒是有熟人,能帮你叫小姐。” Si Ru one understands the Gong Shishi's idea, follows saying: „I also know, guaranteed the cheap quality is good.” 司如一下就明白宫施诗的想法,也跟着说道:“我也知道,保证便宜质量好。” Listens words that two beautiful women are saying cross like this, all men are not calm, is this woman of oneself understanding? Such woman please give me to come one dozen, thanks. 听着两个美女说出这样过的话,所有的男人都不淡定了,这还是自己认识的女人啊？这样的女人请给我来一打,谢谢。 „Do you really know?” The Tang Baobao anxiety asked. “你们真的知道？”唐宝宝疑虑问道。 Si Ru and Gong Shishi nod, you must believe our appearances. 司如和宫施诗点了点头,一副你要相信我们的样子。 Tang Baobao, thought oneself does not have money now, probably also can only depend on them. 唐宝宝顿了顿,觉得自己现在没钱,好像也只能靠她们了。 „Good, you pay to me.” “那好吧,你们给我买单。” Gong Shishi: „······” 宫施诗:“······” Si Ru: „······” 司如:“······” Men: „······” 男人们:“······” The men said that has never seen such impudent and shameless person. 男人们表示从未见过这样厚颜无耻之人。 The Si Ru sweet and delicate voice said with a smile: „Good, I pay to you.” 司如娇声笑道:“好,我给你买单。” Tang Baobao cracks into a smile, patted the Si Ru's head: „Good, knows that you are a good girl.” 唐宝宝咧嘴一笑,拍了拍司如的脑袋:“不错,就知道你是个好女孩。” By big uncle such intimate finding the clue make, Si Ru was been a little shy, nods silently. 被大叔这么亲密的摸头,司如有点羞涩,默默点了点头。 „Come, accompanies big uncle to drink, Teacher Gong do not drink, waits to drive.” Tang Baobao results in like big brother, is ordering two little younger sister. “来,陪大叔喝点,宫老师你就不要喝了,等下开车。”唐宝宝就像大哥似得,命令着两个小妹妹。 In the Gong Shishi heart criticizes, but also worked as the driver me, scum! Annoyed me, be careful I telephone to your wife, you ended! 宫施诗心中暗骂,还把我当司机了,渣男！惹毛了我,当心我打电话给你老婆,你就完了！ „boss, comes two cups.” Si Ru shouts deliciously, big uncle finally and oneself spoke, old was happy. “老板,来两个杯子。”司如美滋滋喊道,大叔终于和自己说话了,老开心了。 Si Ru little darling to the Tang Baobao but actually liquor, making Tang Baobao enjoy the five-star service. 司如乖乖的给唐宝宝倒酒,让唐宝宝享受五星级的服务。 Looks at present Si Ru, Tang Baobao remembered beforehand elder sisters, they were also were very before good to oneself, obedient, but after coming back, they changed, really had the man outside! Therefore is indifferent about oneself! 看着眼前的司如,唐宝宝想起了以前的姐姐们,她们以前也是对自己很好,百依百顺,但是回来之后,她们就变了,果然是在外面有男人了！所以就对自己冷漠无比！ Morning that good oneself discovers! How in this world to have the father such stupid person! 还好自己发现的早！这世界上怎么会有老子这么蠢的人！ Tang Baobao one after another but actually, Si Ru naturally does not have, once for a while slightly sips one, but this, the elegant face still was a little even ruddy, bashful, is really a shy beauty. 唐宝宝一杯一杯的倒,司如当然没有,时不时的小抿一口,但就算是这样,俏脸也有点红润了,羞答答的,真是一股青涩的美。 „big uncle, almost, how do we look for miss?” The Gong Shishi sinking sound said. “大叔,差不多,我们去找小姐如何？”宫施诗沉声说道。 Tang Baobao has not drunk blurry, pats the table heroic spirit to soar to the heavens: „Walks! Looks for miss to go!” Then body one crooked. 唐宝宝还没喝迷糊,拍着桌子豪气冲天:“走！找小姐去！”然后身体一歪。 Si Ru hurries to support, the sweet and delicate voice said: „big uncle you carefully.” 司如赶紧扶住,娇声说道:“大叔你小心点。” „All right, we walk! That Teacher Gong, gave money.” “没事,我们走！那个宫老师,把钱给了。” Gong Shishi: „······” 宫施诗:“······” oneself turned into your family nanny. 自己变成你家保姆了吗。 ( =) (=)