„That also others want.” “那也得别人要啊。” Gong Shishi: „······” 宫施诗:“······” „You were incurable.” “你没救了。” „Several days began school, when the time comes learned/studied will forget, oh” Si Ru sighed, it seems like oneself and big uncle were predestined friends do not have the share. “还有几天就开学了,到时候学习就会忘记了,唉”司如叹息了一声,看来自己和大叔有缘无份了。 „Should, not think like this what big uncle, you were inappropriate, differ ten years old not saying that others wife ···” Gong Shishi stopped the mouth immediately. “就应该这样了,别想着什么大叔了,你们不合适,相差十岁不说,别人老婆都···”宫施诗立马停嘴。 „big uncle wife how?” “大叔老婆怎么了？” „, Is more attractive than you.” “呃,比你漂亮。” After Si Ru hear, gawked, then a face is suffering, no wonder big uncle does not like, originally wife is more attractive than ··· oneself 司如听后愣了一下,然后一脸委屈,难怪大叔不喜欢,原来老婆比自己漂亮啊··· Looks that sisters as if received to attack, Gong Shishi hurried to comfort: „This, we let us not have the capital, young, that big uncle wife took 30 years old, but we 20-year-old little girl.” 看着好姐妹似乎受到打击了,宫施诗赶紧安慰:“别这样啊,我们也有资本啊,年轻啊,那大叔老婆都要30岁了,我们可是20岁的小姑娘。” Really, hears Gong Shishi's to explain, Si Ru one resurrected: „Right, we are little girl, we have the young advantage.” Said that Si Ru saw probably hope results. 果然,听到宫施诗的解释,司如一下就复活了:“没错,我们是小姑娘,我们有年轻的优势。”说完司如好像又看到希望似得。 Gong Shishi felt that oneself in chaotic belt/bring rhythm, my enlightens you, does not make you put together the age. 宫施诗感觉自己在乱带节奏,我这是开导你,不是让你去拼年龄的啊。 „Shishi, we drink a small bar.” Si Ru suggested. “施诗,我们喝点小酒吧。”司如建议道。 „You drink, I under and others drove.” “你喝吧,我等下开车。” „Do not feel disappointed, we drink the little red wine, all right, asked.” Si Ru honk a small mouth face is entreating, let alone is very lovable, Gong Shishi does not have the means that that with little. “别扫兴,我们就喝一点点红酒,没事的,拜托了。”司如嘟着小嘴一脸哀求,别说还挺可爱的,宫施诗也没办法,那就和一点点吧。 Quick arrived at 12 points, Si Ru and Gong Shishi is also about to leave, two people drank little, and is not affected much. 很快就到了12点,司如和宫施诗也准备离开,两人只是喝了一点点,并无大碍。 However in another side, Tang Baobao and Wang Xinsi has gotten drunk, but at least also knows that oneself is doing, like the previous time, Tang Baobao does not know completely oneself is doing. 然而在另外一边,唐宝宝和王新思已经喝醉了,但至少还知道自己在干什么,像上次,唐宝宝完全不知道自己在干什么。 „Old Wang (king)! miss! You called!” Tang Baobao climbs the shoulder of Wang Xinsi to ask drunkenly. “老王！小姐呢！你到底叫了没有！”唐宝宝攀着王新思的肩膀醉醺醺问道。 „Called ··· to call immediately.” “叫叫叫···马上就叫。” „I called you sis, before one hour, you said called, to be honest! Are you spy who my wife sends!” “我叫你妹,一个小时前你就说叫了,老实说！你是不是我老婆派来的奸细！” The Wang Xinsi innermost feelings a little are surprisedly small, this was guessed by you: „How can, we, but good brothers.” 王新思内心有点小惊讶,这都被你猜中了:“怎么会呢,我们可是好兄弟。” „Ok, I turned on the water.” Was saying Tang Baobao went out of the passenger compartment. “算了,我去放水了。”说着唐宝宝就走出了包间。 Wang Xinsi does not have the anxiety, lies down is rubbing the head on the sofa, for a long time without drank, real chicken is uncomfortable. 王新思也没疑虑,躺在沙发上揉着脑袋,好久没这么喝了,真鸡儿难受。 Tang Baobao truly turned on the water, Tang Baobao that but turns on the water has not returned to the passenger compartment, Tang Baobao was drunk, but is not silly. 唐宝宝确实是放水了,但放了水的唐宝宝并没有回包间,唐宝宝是醉了,但不傻。 Obviously felt Old Wang (king) is not right, definitely stirred up rebellion by wife, therefore oneself ran the office, decided to reduce the vision. 明显感觉老王不对劲,肯定是被老婆策反了,所以自己就跑出了会所,决定降低眼光。 However waited for a long time not to see Tang Baobao to come back in Old Wang (king) of passenger compartment very much, set out to run to go to the restroom immediately, discovered that Tang Baobao in inside, did not look for one not to see the person. 然而在包间的老王等了很久都不见唐宝宝回来,立马起身跑去厕所,发现唐宝宝根本就不在里面,找了一圈都没看到人。 Wang Xinsi covers the forehead, ended ··· 王新思捂住额头,完了··· Pretentious King Tang must do the matter tonight, must telephone, this telephone do not hit, if Pretentious King Tang really handled anything, that misunderstanding was bigger. 逼王唐今天晚上要搞事情了,要不要打个电话,这电话还是别打的,如果逼王唐真做了什么事情,那误会就更大了。 This time Tang Baobao walks on an entertainment street, although was 12 : 00 pm, but the person was many, once for a while appearance supercar bellow, flamboyant must die, shows off the crazy demon, supercar really explodes the street divine tool, naturally was also the flirt divine tool. 此时的唐宝宝走在娱乐一条街上,虽然是晚上12点了,但人还是蛮多的,时不时的出现超跑的轰鸣声,牛逼的要死,炫耀狂魔,超跑真是炸街神器,当然也是撩妹神器。 Swayed Tang Baobao is hitting the liquor belch, is seeking for the prey, Old Wang (king) is unreliable, can only oneself go into action. 摇摇晃晃的唐宝宝打着酒嗝,正在寻找猎物,老王靠不住,只能自己出马了。 Suddenly nearby tree stood a tall beautiful woman, Tang Baobao is narrowing the eye to size up, the height was good, at least 1.75, stature also quite good, sex appeal. 忽然一旁的树边站着一个高挑的美女,唐宝宝眯着眼睛打量了一下,身高不错,起码有1.75了,身材也是相当的好,性感。 That cheek is good, is clear, finally sees one pleasant. 那脸蛋还不错,算清纯的,终于看见一个入眼的了。 Tang Baobao had the feeling of being drunk to walk, said with a smile toward little elder sister: „Beautiful woman, much money evenings.” 唐宝宝带着醉意走了过去,朝着小姐姐笑道:“美女,多少钱一晚。” little elder sister looks at drunken Tang Baobao, smiled one: „You can have many.” 小姐姐看着醉醺醺的唐宝宝,笑了一声:“你能出多少。” „Belch you wait/etc, I have a look.” Tang Baobao extracts the oneself wallet, opens looks, inside one 100 Yuan, some pocket money, except for the ID card and driver's license, the bankcard credit card do not even have. “嗝你等等,我看看啊。”唐宝宝抽出自己的钱包,打开一看,里面一张一百元,还有一些零钱,除了身份证和驾照,连银行卡信用卡都没有。 little elder sister looked at one, said with a smile: „little elder brother, no money do not come out to play.” 小姐姐看了一眼,笑道:“小哥哥,没钱就不要出来玩。” „Grass! You said that who did not have money! Do you believe father to telephone, several 10 billion deposited!” Tang Baobao gets angry immediately exclaims, doesn't the father have money? Father's money many cannot count, gathering round Earth can circle several. “艹！你说谁没钱了！你信不信老子打个电话,几百亿就入账了！”唐宝宝顿时怒吼道,老子没钱？老子的钱多的数不完,围着地球能绕几圈。 little elder sister suppressed Tang Baobao one: „Mental illness.” Said that walked. 小姐姐憋了唐宝宝一眼:“神经病。”说完就走了。 „You halt to me, the father telephones now!” Tang Baobao pulls out the cell phone, however little elder sister has not paid attention. “你给我站住,老子现在就打电话！”唐宝宝是掏出手机了,然而小姐姐根本就没理会。 Tang Baobao telephones directly to Arushi, then by the big tree, the surrounding some people as if stopped the footsteps, how as to have a look at this man acting cool, man acting cool that this is drunk is especially funny. 唐宝宝直接给阿鲁失打电话过去,然后靠在大树上,周围的一些人似乎停住了脚步,似乎想看看这个男人怎么装逼的,这喝醉酒的男人装逼格外搞笑。 Had slept with wife in Arushi of S country's, but heard the telephone to make a sound, hurried to sit, because wanted this telephone sound, that was Boss Tang hits, does not dare to neglect. 远在s国的阿鲁失早就和老婆睡觉了,但听到电话响了,赶紧坐起来,因为只要这个电话响,那就是唐老板打来的,不敢怠慢。 „Does Boss Tang, what matter have to need me to do?” Arushi asked respectfully, lay down has been used to it in nearby beautiful woman. “唐老板,有什么事情需要我做吗？”阿鲁失恭敬问道,躺在旁边的美艳女人已经习惯了。 The Tang Baobao tone is very big, shouts drunkenly: „You ··· give to take up a collection to me, first comes several 10 billion Huahua, then asked ten beautiful women to come, that the chest big buttocks curled upwards, was clean, transported to the father, I want now, I am waiting here, you airdropped directly!” 唐宝宝口气很大,醉醺醺喊道:“你啊···给我给打钱过来,先来个几百亿花花,再叫十来个美女过来,胸大屁股翘的那种,要干净的,都给老子空运过来,我现在就要,我在这里等着,你直接空投吧！” Arushi: „······” 阿鲁失:“······” The surrounding person was also ignorant, this blew flamboyant too ruthlessly, but also the airdrop, you feared that thought in PUBG, but also airdropped the beautiful woman. 周围的人也懵了,这牛逼吹得太狠了吧,还空投,你怕是以为在吃鸡啊,还空投美女。 „Boss Tang, did you get drunk?” Arushi one listened to Boss Tang to get drunk, after all before Boss Tang, has not gotten drunk, will not propose person who such request, Boss Tang had wife after all. “唐老板,您是不是喝醉了？”阿鲁失一下就听出唐老板喝醉了,毕竟唐老板以前都没有喝醉过,更加不会提出这样的要求,毕竟唐老板可是有老婆的人。 In Arushi at heart, Boss Tang loves oneself wife very much, tonight definitely is the accident sentiment, therefore Boss Tang this, when hand/subordinate must look after Boss Tang well. Person who the father gets drunk probably! Let you handle matters handles matters! Chatty anything, to father woman! ” Tang Baobao is being one roars to the telephone randomly, seems hot tempered. 在阿鲁失心里,唐老板很爱自己的老婆,今天晚上肯定是出了什么事情,所以唐老板才这样的,当手下的还是要好好照顾唐老板。老子像是喝醉的人吗！让你办事就办事！叽叽歪歪的什么,给老子女人！”唐宝宝对着电话就是一顿乱吼,显得暴躁。 Arushi is worried to ask: „Boss Tang, do madam know?” 阿鲁失担心问道:“唐老板,夫人们知道吗？” „Ok! Are you are also that side them, good! You stirred up rebellion by them, tmd gets the hell out to the father!” Tang Baobao cold sound shouted, pounded the cell phone directly on the ground, then trampled fiercely, cell phone well was stepped on instantaneously broken by Tang Baobao. “可以啊！你是不是也是她们那边的,好！你们都被她们策反了是吧,都tmd给老子滚蛋！”唐宝宝冷声喝道,直接将手机砸在地上,然后猛踹,好好的手机瞬间被唐宝宝踩碎。 The person who the surroundings watch the fun diverges immediately, this man just look was very cut-throat, for fear that waited for step on was not the cell phone, but was oneself. 周围看热闹的人顿时散去,这个男人刚刚的眼神很凶狠,生怕等一下踩的不是手机,而是自己了。 Stepped on the cell phone, Tang Baobao hit a belch, then swayed walks forward, seemed very confused. 踩完手机,唐宝宝又打了一个嗝,然后摇摇晃晃向前走,显得很迷茫。 Also does not know that far, Tang Baobao smells a baking flavor, a little hungry ··· 也不知道走了多远,唐宝宝闻到一股烧烤的味道,有点饿了··· Looked, opposite of the street, Tang Baobao purses the lips unexpectedly, crossed the guard rail, arrives in the streets directly. 看了看,竟然在马路对面,唐宝宝抿了抿嘴,翻过护栏,直接走到马路中间。 ( =) (=)