MGIR :: Volume #1

#43: Met Pretentious King


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Waited, Ping Luoling not to report the news to come, Tang Baobao relaxes, feared that she set the excessive request to oneself. 等了一下,平洛灵也没有发消息过来,唐宝宝松了口气,就怕她对自己提出过分的要求。 Has a look around Wang Xinsi, started to take the earphone from hi, real TMD took ··· 看看一旁的王新思,又开始带上耳机自嗨了,真TMD服了··· Sentimental oneself gives him is not the good medicine, but is toxicant ···, if which day dies a violent death at home, oneself or accomplice. 感情自己给他的不是良药,而是毒药···要是哪天暴毙在家里,自己还是帮凶了。 Passed safe and sound for day, must get off work shortly, Wang Xinsi has started to comb the hairstyle. 安然无恙度过一天,眼看就要下班,王新思已经开始梳发型了。 Bah! Bah! 呸!呸! One wipes toward the head again, the Tang Baobao gastric disorder ··· this also too show was a little mad. 再往头上一抹,唐宝宝有点反胃···这也太骚气了。 How has a look at my hairstyle?” “看看我这发型如何?” zé zé zé, felt that can brave yellow smoke ··· Tang Baobao to press firmly between the fingers the nose. 啧啧啧,感觉可以冒黄色的烟···唐宝宝捏住鼻子。 Yellow smoke?” “黄色的烟?” Excrement!” “屎啊!” ······ ······ Tang Baobao suggested: You got down the initial capital, when next does a hair, the first impression that blind date pays great attention, this first pass/test passed/lived, but also?” 唐宝宝建议道:“你都下了血本,等下就去做个头发,相亲注重的第一印象,这第一关过不了,还相个屁啊?” Said is probably reasonable, Tang Baobao, you experience very richly.” “说得好像蛮有道理,唐宝宝,你经验挺丰富的啊。” That also used saying that has seen beautiful woman many, looked that knows was what character.” Tang Baobao is a little floating. “那还用说,见过的美女多的很,看一眼就知道是什么性格。”唐宝宝有点飘。 Wang Xinsi said low voice: You thought that what character Pu Sanchun is?” 王新思小声说道:“那你觉得朴三春是什么样的性格?” That old woman, was unable to tolerate thirst and hunger, to like you such full of vigor young fellow.” Tang Baobao patted the shoulder of Wang Xinsi to say with a smile. “那个老女人啊,饥渴难耐,就喜欢你这样血气方刚的小伙子了。”唐宝宝拍了拍王新思的肩膀笑道。 Goes your, walked!” “去你的,走了!” Two people carry the briefcase, a appearance of loser, arrives in the parking lot, Wang Xinsi revealed the oneself car(riage) key, the harpoon! 两人背起公文包,一副屌丝的打扮,来到停车场里,王新思亮出了自己车钥匙,鱼叉! 6.” “六不六。” 666 Tang Baobao suppressed the mouth, this boy today floating. “666”唐宝宝憋了憋嘴,这小子今天飘的很。 Wang Xinsi pressed. 王新思按了一下。 bì bì. 哔哔 Yo, is Maserati director-general, in your boy family/home very rich, acting cool shouted daily does not have money!” Tang Baobao teased to say. “哟,还是玛莎拉蒂总裁啊,你小子家里挺有钱的啊,天天装逼喊没钱!”唐宝宝打趣说道。 Wang Xinsi opens the vehicle door: „It is not my, my uncle.” 王新思打开车门:“又不是我的,我舅舅的。” I go, your uncle cannot cover you.” Tang Baobao seats the copilot, feels well. “我去,你舅舅还不是得罩着你。”唐宝宝坐进副驾驶,感觉不错啊。 Wang Xinsi starts the automobile, said with a smile: With great difficulty the car(riage) making, our acting cool goes.” 王新思发动汽车,笑道:“好不容易把车给弄出来,咱们装逼去。” Do not go to blind date?” “不要去相亲啊?” Seven o'clock went, we first go to the roadside in commercial city to open slowly, enjoy the little elder sister vision.” “七点钟去了,咱们先去商城的路边慢慢开,享受小姐姐们的目光。” Your good perverted.” Tang Baobao could not bear, wants the show air/Qi compared with oneself. “你好变态。”唐宝宝受不了了,比自己还要骚气。 Wang Xinsi hēi hēi smiles: Tang Baobao, I can see from your treasure, you are compared with my perverted person.” 王新思嘿嘿一笑:“唐宝宝,我从你的宝物可以看出,你是个比我更变态的人。” Drives your car(riage), first does your hair, then buys nice clothes.” “开你的车,先去搞搞你的头发,再去买套像样的衣服。” I thought that this clothes are good, is very energetic.” “我觉得这衣服不错啊,挺精神的。” Was surprised in the girl eye.” “在妹子眼里就是惊讶了。” Wang Xinsi listens to the Tang Baobao's words, kills to the commercial city, first opens in the roadside slowly, really many little elder sister look, this may be excited the two people on vehicle, really the might of expensive car is big, Tang Baobao expressed that oneself opens Little White never this treatment. 王新思还是听唐宝宝的话,一路杀向商城,先在路边慢慢开,果然有好多小姐姐看过来,这可把车上的两人兴奋的,果然豪车的威力就是大啊,唐宝宝表示自己小白从来没这个待遇。 Opened the Sister Ling's big cow or Bentley on that day actually time, is enjoying such vision. 倒是那天开灵姐的大牛还是宾利的时候,享受着这样的目光。 Stops the car(riage), two people go to the commercial city to buy the clothes and scissors hair, immediately hurries to meet little elder sister. 停好车,两人就去商城里面买衣服和剪头发,随即赶去接小姐姐 Baobao, you drive, I am a little anxious.” Changed the Wang Xinsi of hairstyle and clothes seems like the young master appearance, but seems a little anxious. 宝宝,你来开车,我有点紧张。”换了发型和衣服的王新思看起来像个少爷模样了,只是显得有点紧张而已。 Tang Baobao as if sees oneself before blind date, is not this hangs the type. 唐宝宝仿佛看到相亲前的自己,还不是这个吊样。 Two people changed a seat, Wang Xinsi sat in the copilot ask anxiously: „Did Baobao, what wait for me to say? What topic discussed?” 两人换了一下座位,王新思坐在副驾驶紧张问道:“宝宝,等下我要说点什么?谈点什么话题?” You are asked that my aspect experienced sufficiently.” “你算是问对人了,我这方面经验充足。” Wang Xinsi vision one bright: You said quickly.” 王新思目光一亮:“那你快说。” „, First must look at her look, generally influence little elder sister can look.” Tang Baobao thought that initially elder sister said. “咳,首先要看她的眼神,一般势力小姐姐一眼就能看出来。”唐宝宝觉得当初姐姐就是这么说的。 Wang Xinsi sipped the dry lip: „Do you have such eyesight to see?” 王新思抿了抿干涩的嘴唇:“你还有这样的眼力见?” That was natural, “那当然了, The good and evil I am also read female innumerable. ” You truly read female innumerable, this I must acknowledge.” Wang Xinsi gives the thumbs-up. 好歹我也是阅女无数。”“你确实阅女无数,这点我要承认。”王新思竖起大拇指。 After ten minutes, Tang Baobao said low voice: Is two girl under that tree?” 十分钟后,唐宝宝小声说道:“是不是那树下的两个妹子?” Which? Which? Probably, I telephone to have a look.” “哪呢?哪呢?好像是的,我打个电话看看。” Sees only under the tree to stand two pretty girls, height probably 1.6 m, but, stature like picture such, good! It looks like from the wear also very moist, is the normal appearance. 只见树下站着两位靓丽的女孩子,身高大概1米6,还算好,身材就如照片那样,不错!从穿着看来还挺潮的,属于正常打扮。 But the makings were slightly defective, Tang Baobao thought that elder sister their makings were good, walked brings tortoise air/Qi ··· to speak incorrectly, was domineering aura. 但气质稍微欠缺了点,唐宝宝觉得姐姐她们的气质才好,走路都带着一股王八之气···说错了,是王霸之气 Actually these two little elder sister calculate well, the girl quality that but Tang Baobao is together was too high, will therefore appraise like this. 其实这两位小姐姐算不错的了,只是唐宝宝相处的女孩质量太高了,所以才会这样的评价。 Sees only that girl who wears the red clothes picks up the phone, two people said under hung. 只见那位穿红衣服的女孩拿起电话,两人说了下就挂了。 Baobao, is that two.” 宝宝,就是那两个。” Tang Baobao drives past slowly, this time Wang Xinsi, the feeling was very intense attractive, good good. 唐宝宝缓缓开过去,此时的王新思紧张得不行了,感觉很漂亮,不错不错。 Saw only two girls to open the vehicle door to sit, in the car(riage) filled irritating the nose fragrance immediately, Tang Baobao does not like this type of irritant big perfume very much, deviation light. 只见两个女孩打开车门坐了上来,车内顿时弥漫一股刺鼻的香味,唐宝宝不是很喜欢这种刺激性大的香水,偏向清淡型的。 Two little elder sister sat, Wang Xinsi fails to explode instantaneously, Tang Baobao will also take the headache, the oneself good and evil will also be speaking, he spoke says. 两个小姐姐坐了进来,王新思瞬间哑火,唐宝宝也拿着头疼,自己好歹也会说话,他连说话都说不出口了。 Tang Baobao is sizing up two little elder sister, discovered that they are observing curiously, it seems like that the first time is rode such car(riage), oneself is also same. 唐宝宝打量着两个小姐姐,发现她们好奇观察着,看来是第一次坐这样的车,自己也是一样。 In order to break this depressed atmosphere, Tang Baobao can only attack, puts out a hand to say with a smile: Hello, I am ··· 为了打破这沉闷的气氛,唐宝宝只能出击了,伸出手笑道:“你好,我是··· The Tang Baobao's words have not spoken, the girl of that red clothes said: You is a driver.” 只是唐宝宝的话还没说话,那个红衣服的女孩却说:“你是司机吧。” ··· Tang Baobao appreciates the straightforwardness of this girl very much, oneself truly puts on looks like the driver. “呃···唐宝宝很欣赏这妹子的耿直,自己穿得确实像司机。 Niu Bing, this is my colleague, Tang Baobao.” Wang Xinsi introduced with a smile. 牛冰,这是我的同事,唐宝宝。”王新思笑着介绍。 Niu Bing is the Wang Xinsi blind date object, sees only her to say with a smile: Tang Baobao, this name may be really funny.” 牛冰就是王新思相亲对象,只见她笑道:“唐宝宝,这名字可真逗。” Tang Baobao actually bears very laboriously, my name teases, Your Name is flamboyant! 唐宝宝其实忍得很辛苦,我的名字逗,你的名字牛逼! This is my best friend, Ma Xue.” Niu Bing introduced friend, but this Ma Xue melody was a little high, has not paid attention to Tang Baobao and Wang Xinsi. “这是我的闺蜜,马雪。”牛冰介绍身边的朋友,不过这个马雪调子有点高,没有理会唐宝宝王新思 But Wang Xinsi is a little awkward, says with a smile: We first eat meal.” 王新思有点尴尬,笑道:“我们先去吃饭吧。” Do not go to the hygienic bad place, I am not familiar with.” Only listens to Ma Xue to say lightly, just like the princess to resemble to result in sits. “不要去卫生差的地方,我不习惯。”只听马雪淡淡说道,犹如公主似得坐着。 Compares Ma Xue, Niu Bing compares many, really does not know why she must lead such best friend to come out, did not fear that behind her holds the knife to you? 相比起马雪,牛冰还是比较好些,真不知道她为什么要带这样的闺蜜出来,就不怕她背后给你捅刀子吗? Wang Xinsi a little does not like this best friend, which scallion your TMD calculates. 王新思也有点不喜欢这个闺蜜,你TMD算哪根葱啊。 hā hā, subscribed, Hengyuan Private Kitchen.” 哈哈,订好了,亨元私厨。” Ma Xue gawked, the unclear sleep/felt is severe, on the mouth said: Hengyuan Private Kitchen, but also calculates.” 马雪愣了一下,不明觉厉,嘴上却说:“亨元私厨啊,还算可以。” Tang Baobao and Wang Xinsi innermost feelings cursed, today feared bumped into Pretentious King! 唐宝宝王新思内心大骂,今天怕是撞见了一个逼王 Niu Bing tears the topic immediately, the sweet and delicate voice asks: Wang Xinsi, is this your car(riage)? Very expensive/noble.” 牛冰立即扯开话题,娇声问道:“王新思,这是你的车吗?很贵吧。”
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