„Do not ask me, I don't know either, I pick the corpse.” “不要问我,我也不知道,我就去捡尸的。” „yīng yīng yīng” “嘤嘤嘤” Two big elder sister as if want the sign, Xiao Hanrui to see Luo Bai, smiles: „Mother” 两个大姐姐似乎要起来迹象,萧涵蕊看到罗白,嫣然一笑:“妈” Tang Baobao as if thought of anything, immediately puts out the cell phone, the click photography. 唐宝宝似乎想到了什么,立即拿出手机,点击拍摄。 Really Ping Luoling has not disappointed the Tang Baobao's expectation. 果然平洛灵没有辜负唐宝宝的期望。 „Mother” “妈” Tang Baobao face villainous smile, looked that you will have what words to say tomorrow. 唐宝宝一脸奸笑,看你明天还有什么话说。 Then Tang Baobao with the racket, records completely the Ping Luoling smelly condition, has this handle also to fear your skin in the hand? A minute/share minute of bell educates you. 接下来唐宝宝一路跟拍,将平洛灵的糗态全部记录下来,有这个把柄在手还怕你皮？分分钟钟教育你。 Takes a bath, Tang Baobao continued to be the director, the oneself bed is wrested away three evenings, was by the same woman, thinks also was really depressed. 洗了澡,唐宝宝继续当着厅长,自己的床都被霸占了三个晚上,还是被同一个女人,想想也真是郁闷的很。 However a matter, WeChat Version girlfriend was angry, this may should do, good and evil oneself also has superstar to be the girlfriend man. 不过还有一件事,微信版女朋友生气了,这可如何是好,好歹自己也是有大明星做女朋友的男人。 Baidu, how coaxes girlfriend in vitality/angry. 百度一下,怎么哄好生气中的女朋友。 Long time later, Tang Baobao draws a conclusion, that is not concerned about face, places one side the face first, looks uncomfortable, how the man is not possibly concerned about face, loses the miss temper girlfriend to teach like this liking. 良久之后,唐宝宝得出一个结论,那就是不要脸,将面子放在一边先,看着就不爽,男人怎么可能不要脸呢,像这种喜欢发小姐脾气的女朋友就应该教训一下。 Takes up WeChat, the Tang Baobao holding down voice, coughed lightly: „Did wittle pwincess rest? Got up to urinate” 拿起微信,唐宝宝按住语音,轻咳了一声:“小公举睡了吗？起来尿尿了” Waited for five minutes, Mu Kexin actually not to have the second to return, this was how possible! 等了五分钟,慕可馨竟然没秒回,这怎么可能！ „Does wittle pwincess, want the paper goods?” “小公举,要纸巾吗？” „Did the wittle pwincess paper goods use up?” “小公举纸巾用完了吗？” „wittle pwincess I will not deliver” “小公举我不会来送的哦” „······” “······” „······” “······” Brushes in the screen infinitely. 无限刷屏中。 Mu Kexin that another side, just fell asleep with great difficulty is frowning to take up the cell phone, looked all was Tang Baobao sent , was a little immediately small happily, but heard content, the good mood not to have instantaneously. 另外一边,刚刚好不容易睡着的慕可馨皱着眉头拿起手机,一看全是唐宝宝发来了,顿时有点小开心,只是听到其中的内容,好心情瞬间全无。 Mu Kexin: „In vitality/angry, coaxes not good that!” 慕可馨:“生气中,哄不好的那种！” Finally answered, did not waste oneself to shout so many sentences wittle pwincess. 终于是回话了,不枉费自己喊了那么多句的小公举。 Was the time shows the true technology, who said that my Tang Baobao flirt, will not pull up to you looks. 是时候展现真正的技术了,谁说我唐宝宝不会撩妹的,撩给你们看。 Superman Tang: „I spoke a few words, you linked are saying three, I ensure you smiled.” 唐超人:“我说一句话,你连着说三遍,我保证你笑。” Mu Kexin: „Snort” 慕可馨:“哼” This is a little girl, surpasses that deceives. 这就是个小女孩嘛,还是超好骗的那种。 Superman Tang: „Pig eats my excrement, my pig eats the excrement, read three.” 唐超人:“猪吃我屎,我猪吃屎,念三遍。” Mu Kexin tender snort/hum, sits up the body by the bedhead, the holding down voice: „Pig eats my excrement, I eat the pig excrement, the pig eat ··· my ···” 慕可馨娇哼一声,坐起身子靠在床头,按住语音:“猪吃我屎,我吃猪屎,猪吃···我···” Is always thinking about Mu Kexin to think where has the issue, a finger loosen, transmits, then oneself one hear. 念着念着慕可馨觉得哪里有问题,手指一松,发送出去,然后自己一听。 Tang Baobao opens the voice instantaneously, immediately smiled to turn, belly laugh oneself sick. 唐宝宝瞬间打开语音,顿时笑翻了,肚子都笑痛了。 Mu Kexin is listening to the oneself voice, the face was instantaneously black, immediately withdraws. 慕可馨听着自己的语音,脸瞬间就黑了,立即撤回。 Tang Baobao sent an expression immediately, withdrawing did not have, I saw ··· 唐宝宝立即发了个表情,撤回是没有的,我都看到了··· Mu Kexin said indignantly: „Tang Baobao, you are a strength single, your whole life could not find girlfriend.” 慕可馨气愤说道:“唐宝宝,你就是个实力单身,你这辈子都找不到女朋友。” Tang Baobao smiles out of breath, the unexpected happening types: „I had you enough.” 唐宝宝笑得上气不接下气,鬼使神差打字:“我有你就够了。” By looks at this line of characters in Mu Kexin of bedhead dull, a little feels helpless, this scoundrel! 靠在床头的慕可馨呆呆地看着这行字,有点不知所措,这个混蛋！ Mu Kexin: „I slept!!!” 慕可馨:“我睡觉了！！！” Superman Tang: „I also slept, bye-bye.” 唐超人:“那我也睡觉了,拜拜。” Mu Kexin is speechless, this is pulls up, actually racket rhythm. 慕可馨无语,这是把人撩死,却又拍拍屁股走人的节奏。 Did not chat does not chat, who cherished. 不聊就不聊,谁稀罕。 Places the nightstand the cell phone, Mu Kexin is holding arrange/cloth doll, closed the beautiful pupil, but this corners of the mouth have a curve of faint trace. 将手机放在床头柜,慕可馨抱着布娃娃,闭上了美眸,不过这次嘴角带着一丝丝的弧度。 In the morning, out of the window resounds the intermittent song of the birds, getting up early insect is eaten by the bird, prompts everyone to have a long lazy sleep. 清晨,窗外响起阵阵鸟鸣,早起的虫儿被鸟吃,提示大家要睡懒觉。 Tang Baobao rubs the eyes, really fondly remembers in the weekend. 唐宝宝揉了揉眼睛,真怀念周末啊。 Sits up the body to have the yawn, is preparing to open the door of restroom, Tang Baobao, do not meet Ping Luoling to sit in the toilet, 坐起身子打着哈欠,正准备开厕所的门,唐宝宝顿了一下,可别又碰见平洛灵坐在马桶上了, In the probe head has a look quietly is what situation. „perverted!” 悄悄探头看看里面是什么情况。“变态！” The sweet and pretty temperament resounded from Tang Baobao behind, frightens Tang Baobao to jump, looks at behind Ping Luoling, Tang Baobao said: „You walk unvoiced.” 娇美的音律从唐宝宝身后响起,吓得唐宝宝跳了一下,看着身后的平洛灵,唐宝宝说道:“你走路不带声的啊。” „hē hē, somebody is doing the shameful matter, will care other?” “呵呵,某人正在做见不得人的事,会在乎别的？” „Who does the shameful matter, you contain water to spurt the person!” Tang Baobao did not instigate, manages you attractively, in my eyes is the rouge skeletons. “谁做见不得人的事,你含水喷人！”唐宝宝也不怂,管你长得漂亮,在我眼里都是红粉骷髅。 „Who does who knows, you make way.” “谁做谁心里知道,你让开。” „Why I make way, right, I thought that who yesterday evening did not know is, a mother, wished one could to marry me to have the kid” Tang Baobao to think of the secret weapon immediately, the little guy! “凭什么我让开,对了,我想起来了,昨天晚上不知道是谁,一声一口妈,恨不得嫁给我生娃呢”唐宝宝立马想到秘密武器,小样！ Really, Ping Luoling stares: „Your anything meaning.” 果然,平洛灵一愣:“你什么意思。” „Showed to know you.” “给你看看就知道了。” Tang Baobao turns on the cell phone, inside was yesterday evening scene. 唐宝宝打开手机,里面都是昨天晚上的情景。 Ping Luoling sees oneself to fall down on Luo auntie, shouted that intimately, a mother, lay after the bed, but also has been shouting: „I want silly Baobao, I want silly Baobao.” 平洛灵看到自己扑倒罗阿姨身上,喊得那个亲热啊,一声一口妈,躺在床上后,还一直喊着:“我要傻宝宝,我要傻宝宝。” Tang Baobao receives the cell phone, said with a smile: „Sister Ling, your was also too bold a point, we meet for several days, was shouting wants Baobao, I did not have the psychology to prepare.” 唐宝宝收起手机,笑道:“灵姐,你这也太奔放了一点,咱们才见面几天啊,就喊着要宝宝,我都还没有心理准备呢。” „That kills Baobao! The cell phone gives me!” The Ping Luoling beautiful pupil stares. “那是杀宝宝！手机给我！”平洛灵美眸一瞪。 „Does not give, does not give, you bite me.” “不给,就不给,你咬我啊。” „Gives me!” “给我！” „I must send the friend circle, the title is, my Sister Ling has fallen in love with me crazily.” “我还要发朋友圈呢,标题就是,我的灵姐已经疯狂爱上我了。” Ping Luoling screamed, throws immediately toward Tang Baobao, two people fall on the sofa, but Ping Luoling makes an effort to rush the cell phone in Tang Baobao pants pocket, Tang Baobao is the preserving cell phone of going all out. 平洛灵尖叫了一声,顿时朝着唐宝宝扑去,两人倒在沙发上,而平洛灵使劲抢着唐宝宝裤兜里的手机,唐宝宝则是拼命的保住手机。 „Gives me!” “给我！” „Does not give!” “不给！” „You do not give!” “你给不给！” „Does not give!” “就不给！” Suddenly, the strange sound resounds together. 突然,一道诡异的声音响起。 „You???” Luo Bai stands in door asks dull, just heard a scream, has a look. “你们？？？”罗白站在房门口呆呆问道,刚刚听见一声尖叫,就起来看看。 Who knows that sees son and Ping Luoling supports on the sofa, Ping Luoling makes an effort to solve the son pants, but son preserves the underpants at risk of life. 谁知道看见儿子和平洛灵相拥在沙发上,平洛灵使劲在解儿子的裤子,而儿子拼死保住裤头。 They actually added some flusing words ··· 他们竟然还说一些让人脸红的话··· The two people on sofa stupidly look at Luo Bai, two people hands place on the Tang Baobao's underpants . Moreover the Ping Luoling expression is very proper, misses on the face to write the hunger and thirst two characters. 沙发上的两人傻傻地看着罗白,两人的手都放在唐宝宝的裤头上,而且平洛灵的表情十分到位,就差脸上写着饥渴二字。 But Tang Baobao writes on the face on the difference, I reject! 而唐宝宝就差在脸上写着,我拒绝！ „Baobao, Lingling, really cannot bear goes to the room, should not be on the sofa.” “宝宝,灵灵,实在忍不住就去屋里,别在沙发上。” Tang Baobao: „······” 唐宝宝:“······” Ping Luoling: „······” 平洛灵:“······” „Baobao, you also are really, how can make the girl so driving.” Luo Bai starts to teach carefully. “宝宝,你也真是的,怎么能让女孩子这么主动。”罗白开始细心教导。 The two people on sofa were ignorant. 沙发上的两人都懵了。 „Protective measures can not do do not do, mother waits to hug the kid.” Luo Bai is comfortable, this way ten months later had the grandson, the heaven was perforated, finally made Baobao bump into a driving girl. “保护措施能不做就不做,妈等着抱娃呢。”罗白舒服啊,这样下去十个月后就有孙子了,苍天有眼啊,终于让宝宝碰上一个主动的女孩子了。 Tang Baobao just wants to explain, was broken instantaneously. 唐宝宝刚想解释,瞬间就被打断。 „Young people, can understand, full of vigor, but Baobao you must control, do not think that girlfriend is longer much acts unreasonably, otherwise must make up ··· to the middle age” “年轻人,能理解,血气方刚嘛,不过宝宝你也要节制点,不要以为女朋友长得好就乱来,不然到了中年就得补了···” Pū! 噗！ In the Tang Baobao heart spurts the blood, opening a picture, the story depends entirely on arranges. 唐宝宝心中喷血,开局一幅画,故事全靠编。