Right, wants aggressively. 没错,要霸气一点。 Superman Tang: What called to be, was busy. 唐超人:叫什么叫呢,忙着呢。 This time Mu Kexin is watching the television panting in indignation, WeChat that sends likes a stone dropped into the sea, does not want to telephone, does very much seems oneself to think he resembles to result. 此时的慕可馨正在气呼呼地看电视,发出去的微信石沉大海,也不想打电话,搞得好像自己很想他似得。 Suddenly saw WeChat to jump a news, took immediately in the hand looked, however after looking, almost jumped. 突然看见微信蹦了一条消息,立马就拿在手上看,然而看了之后差点跳起来。 This goods dare to clamor unexpectedly, wish your deposit to be for 30 years!!! 这货竟然敢叫嚣,祝你的存款达到30年！！！ Mu Kexin: „Has you such with the girlfriend speech! Does not bid good-bye with you are strange!” 慕可馨:“有你这么和女朋友说话的吗！不和你分手才怪！” Tang Baobao looks at the voice that Mu Kexin sends, smiled one, immediately replies: „Does your have with me bids good-bye?” 唐宝宝看着慕可馨发来的语音,笑了一声,随即回复:“你这不是没和我分手吗？” The Mu Kexin mentality a little collapsed. 慕可馨心态有点崩了。 Mu Kexin: „Dies( expression package)” 慕可馨:“去死吧(表情包)” Superman Tang: „Did not boast with you, I must sleep, is very sleepy.” 唐超人:“不和你吹牛皮了,我要睡觉了,很困。” Mu Kexin: „Did not chat does not chat, remembers tomorrow evening in my family! Words that you do not come, I draw in the gossip headline you, the title, had thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later man.” 慕可馨:“不聊就不聊,记得明天晚上来我家里！你不来的话,我就把你拉上八卦头条,标题,始乱终弃的男人。” Superman Tang: „You suppress.” 唐超人:“你狠。” Mu Kexin: „Ahem, you dare not to try.” 慕可馨:“哼哼,你敢不来试试。” Tang Baobao was a clothing/taking, without seeing such bold celebrity, was each celebrity has a doing one -man show heart at heart, it seems like that this Baobao was too marketable, before would have no to discover? 唐宝宝算是服了,就没见过这么豪放的明星,是不是每个明星心里都有一颗闷骚的心啊,看来本宝宝还是太抢手了,以前怎么就没发现呢？ Thinks that Tang Baobao fell asleep, but also had a special dream, must ascend the sky simply crisply, life big Ying Family. 想着想着唐宝宝就睡着了,还做了一个特别的梦,简直要爽上天了,人生大赢家。 At that night Tang Baobao rested one to be good to think finally, 7 : 00 am got out of bed automatically, has a yawn then to prepare to go to the restroom. 这天夜里唐宝宝终于是睡了一个好觉,早上7点自动起床,打了个哈欠便准备去厕所。 Suddenly! Tang Baobao, as if thought of anything, sobered instantaneously. 突然！唐宝宝顿了一下,似乎想到了什么,瞬间就清醒了。 First knocks on a door, then opens points to look at one, so as to avoid met Sister Ling, looks thing ··· that should not look at 先敲了敲门,然后打开一点看一眼,免得又碰见灵姐了,看了不该看的东西··· Relaxes, Tang Baobao opens the gate to walk, felt that the place of dantian has an evil strength, needs to incline. 松了口气,唐宝宝拉开门走进去,感觉丹田之处有一股邪力,需要倾斜而出。 Actually yesterday morning not strange Tang Baobao, family's restroom design had the issue, the words that does not pay attention to really do not know that some people sit in the toilet. 其实昨天早上也不怪唐宝宝,家里的厕所设计有问题,不注意的话真的不知道有人坐在马桶上。 Sat a Tang Baobao face in toilet is comfortable, remembers yesterday morning scene, did not have the physiological reaction voluntarily, did not consider that other factor, was really exciting. 坐在马桶上的唐宝宝一脸舒爽,想起昨天早上的情景,不自觉的有了生理反应,不考虑别的因素,真的是太刺激了。 In Tang Baobao indulges in flights of fancy, the gate opened unexpectedly! 就在唐宝宝胡思乱想之时,门竟然开了！ Tang Baobao one startled, is finding out the sound to stop, the opposite party small trousers trousers take off/escape, then sat. 唐宝宝一惊,正想出声制止,对方小裤裤一脱,便坐了下来。 Ping Luoling of dizziness brain bulge is wrinkling the willow eyebrows, when the toilet sat is so comfortable, put out a hand to trace, awakened instantaneously. 头晕脑胀的平洛灵皱着柳眉,什么时候马桶坐起来这么舒服了,伸手摸了摸,瞬间惊醒过来。 Slowly then, then sees Tang Baobao of opening mouth. 缓缓回头,便看见张大嘴巴的唐宝宝。 Air setting, scene except for awkward awkward. 空气凝固了,现场除了尴尬还是尴尬。 „Has not opened!!!” Tang Baobao covers the face to call out in alarm one. “还不起开！！！”唐宝宝捂着脸惊呼一声。 Ping Luoling that beautiful the suffocating elegant face was instantaneously red, anything has not thought, ran. 平洛灵那张美得让人窒息的俏脸瞬间就红了,什么都没想,跑了出去。 Sits the Tang Baobao breathing rapidly in toilet, Sister Ling was too wild, studies oneself unexpectedly! Waits to teach her well, lawless! 坐在马桶上的唐宝宝呼吸急促,灵姐实在太猖狂了,竟然学自己！等下一定要好好教训她,无法无天了都！ Tang Baobao has just been worried that in the restroom has the person, instead forgot to lock a door ··· 唐宝宝刚刚一直担心厕所里有没有人,反而忘记锁门了··· After washing, Tang Baobao aspirates to go out of the restroom, looks Ping Luoling that on the sofa is red in the face, Tang Baobao is putting on a serious face: „Sister Ling! You too should not!” 洗漱之后,唐宝宝吐了口气走出厕所,看着沙发上面红耳赤的平洛灵,唐宝宝板着脸:“灵姐！你太不应该了！” Ping Luoling on sofa stiffened. 沙发上的平洛灵僵住了。 But Tang Baobao continues saying: „Yesterday morning truly was my mistake, but you should not retaliate me, I apologized.” 而唐宝宝继续说道:“昨天早上确实是我的错,但你也不应该这么报复我啊,我都道歉了。” „My ···” “我···” „Ok, anything do not say, do not tell others to listen.” “算了,什么都不要说,不要告诉别人听。” Becoming angry out of shame Ping Luoling said ashamed and resentfully: „Tang Baobao, I fought you!” 恼羞成怒的平洛灵羞愤道:“唐宝宝,我跟你拼了！” In the living room is in chaotic situation immediately. 客厅里顿时鸡飞狗跳。 „Are you doing?” Xiao Hanrui has the yawn to come out, pleasant sees Ping Luoling to pursue Tang Baobao to hit. “你们在干什么？”萧涵蕊打着哈欠出来,入眼就看见平洛灵追着唐宝宝打。 Tang Baobao hides in elder sister immediately behind: „sister, she hits me!” 唐宝宝立马躲在姐姐身后:“姐,她打我！” „ Ruirui, you make way, “蕊蕊,你让开, I must beat to death him today! ” At this time Luo Bai also went out of the bedroom, the doubts asks: „Is your?” 我今天非得揍死他！”这时罗白也走出卧室,疑惑问道:“你们这是？” „auntie ···” Ping Luoling complexion one red, the sweet and delicate voice shouts. “阿姨···”平洛灵脸色一红,娇声喊道。 Luo Bai looks at son, interrogated: „Baobao, you bullied others! You are so how innocent.” 罗白看着儿子,质问道:“宝宝,你又欺负别人了！你怎么就这么不懂事呢。” „auntie.” A Ping Luoling face suffering appearance, may love dearly Luo Bai, sentiment already Ping Luoling, when the daughter-in-law regarded. “阿姨。”平洛灵一脸委屈的模样,可把罗白心疼的,感情已经把平洛灵当儿媳看待了。 „Your this mixes the boy, is waiting to me!” “你这混小子,给我等着！” Tang Baobao does not dare to stop over, takes up the briefcase key: „I went to work.” 唐宝宝不敢逗留,拿起公文包钥匙:“我去上班了。” When now does not run treats, otherwise the empress dowager must chant scripture to oneself. 现在不跑更待何时,不然皇太后可得给自己念经了。 „Lingling, excuse me, Baobao is this, do not mind.” Luo Bai said embarrassed, such good girl, you did not pursue even, you also bullied others, thinks that Luo Bai was mad, you feared that was the preparation alone for a lifetime. “灵灵,不好意思,宝宝就是这样,不要介意。”罗白不好意思说道,这么好的姑娘,你不追就算了,你还欺负别人,想想罗白就来气,你怕是准备单身一辈子啊。 Ping Luoling swallows, has the accident/surprise consecutively for two in the morning, that restroom belt/bring spell. 平洛灵是有苦难言,连续两个早上出现意外,那个厕所带魔咒的。 After going downstairs Tang Baobao to breathe a sigh of relief, Sister Ling looks very gentle and charming, hits the person to come to die fiercely. 下楼后的唐宝宝舒了口气,灵姐看起来挺娇柔的,打起人来猛地要死。 Sits oneself Little White, wanting it to the strength, otherwise must take the subway, did not ride that expensive car, could not injure. 坐上自己的小白,希望它能给点力,不然要去坐地铁了,再也不去坐那豪车了,伤不起。 Is good is powerful because of Little White, has not lost face to oneself. 好在小白给力,没给自己丢脸。 Suddenly Tang Baobao thought of anything, takes up the cell phone, opens WeChat. 突然唐宝宝想到了什么,拿起手机,打开微信。 Superman Tang: „wittle pwincess, good morning” 唐超人:“小公举,早上好” This time Mu Kexin is having the breakfast, the cell phone places on hand, waits for a Tang Baobao round of news to come, if no, hmph hmph ··· you dead. 此时的慕可馨正在吃早餐,手机就放在手边,等着唐宝宝发消息过来,如果没有的话,哼哼···你就死定了。 dīng dōng. 叮咚。 Mu Kexin looked, calculates your boy knows the limitation. 慕可馨一看,算你小子识相。 Mu Kexin: „Good, has the progress, in the evening wants to eat anything, I do to you.” 慕可馨:“不错,有长进,晚上想吃什么,我给你做。” Tang Baobao feels extremely flattered, superstar prepares food to eat to oneself. 唐宝宝受宠若惊,大明星给自己做饭吃。 Superman Tang: „How that feels all right, was too troublesome you.” 唐超人:“那怎么好意思,太麻烦你了。” Mu Kexin: „You such and girlfriend speech? My this is teaching you, knows, said again, I have not thanked you, when tonight thank you saves me.” 慕可馨:“你就这么和女朋友说话的？我这是在教你,知不知道,再说了,我都还没感谢你,今天晚上就当谢谢你救我咯。” Originally is this, Tang Baobao is relaxes. 原来是这样,唐宝宝算是松了口气。 Superman Tang: „Originally is this, thank you, wittle pwincess.” 唐超人:“原来是这样啊,谢谢你了,小公举。” Mu Kexin: „This also almost, said that what wants to eat?” 慕可馨:“这还差不多,说吧,想吃什么？” Tang Baobao thinks to return said: „Fried on the beef, Kung Pao Chicken, the red-roast spareribs, red-roasted pork, steamed fish and ant the tree, the red-roast pig's feet and mapo tofu, to add several green vegetables to be OK again.” 唐宝宝想了想回道:“清炒牛肉、宫保鸡丁、红烧排骨、红烧肉、清蒸鱼、蚂蚁上树、红烧猪脚、麻婆豆腐、再加几道青菜就可以了。” Looks at so many vegetables/dishes, Mu Kexin was scared, has not seen the man who has reached out for a yard after taking an inch, steel straight guy does not blow casually. 看着这么多菜,慕可馨傻眼了,没见过这么得寸进尺的男人,钢铁直男不是随便吹出来的。 Mu Kexin: „Tang Baobao, your born in the year of the boar?” 慕可馨:“唐宝宝,你属猪的吗？” Superman Tang: „hā hā, cracks a joke, your casual lane was OK, called to go good.” 唐超人:“哈哈,开个玩笑,你随便弄点就可以了,叫外卖都行。” Mu Kexin: „Snort remembers that gets off work to come earlier.” 慕可馨:“哼记得下班早点过来。” Superman Tang: „Good, I went to work.” 唐超人:“好,我去上班了。” Mu Kexin: „Drives carefully.” 慕可馨:“开车小心点。” Superman Tang: „Knew, wittle pwincess.” 唐超人:“知道了,小公举。” Receives the cell phone, Tang Baobao suddenly has an misconception, probably really has girlfriend to result. 收起手机,唐宝宝突然有种错觉,好像真的有女朋友似得。 Turned head to look, frightened to give a foot accelerator immediately. 扭头看了看,吓得顿时给上一脚油门。 How they got down quickly, does not eat the breakfast. 她们怎么这么快就下来了,连早餐都不吃了。