Before this day, has fantasized, but realizes truly knows, this TMD does not enjoy, completely from oppressive. 这种日子以前也幻想过,但是真正体会才知道,这TMD根本就不是享受,完全是在自虐。 oneself has not realized crisply. 自己根本就没体会到爽。 They, the might as well does not want actually, daily is ··· TMD not to give must calumniate somebody to superiors, even must rush to your family entrance, said that feared, asked you did fear! 倒是她们,爽得不要不要的,天天就是要···TMD不给就要打小报告,甚至要冲到你家门口,就说怕不怕,就问你怕不怕！ However in this month, Tang Baobao must work, but absolutely does not have the thoughts to go to manages another two „master”, the oneself women cannot manage. 然而在这一个多月的时间里,唐宝宝还得工作啊,但根本就没心思去管另外两个“帮主”,自己的女人都管不过来呢。 This also causes Xing Bang and Pi Xiumin suspected that Tang Baobao must do the big matter, was peacefully static. 这也导致兴邦和皮秀敏怀疑唐宝宝要搞大事情,太平静了。 However cannot stop working, the concentrating on work at selected units small sun-dried shelled shrimp first deals with, because of ··· Tang Baobao investigates passed/lived, if really must be pregnant, probably about six weeks times will have the response, for example the big maternal aunt does not come, or is vomits anything, in any case was this. 不过总不能停止工作吧,就抓点小虾米先应付一下,因为···唐宝宝查过了,如果真要怀孕的话,大概六周左右的时候就会有反应,比如大姨妈不来了,或者是呕吐什么的,反正就是这样了。 Tang Baobao even discovered in the elder sisters washroom examines to be pregnant the stick, my God! Were you so impatient? 唐宝宝甚至在姐姐们的洗手间里发现了验孕棒,我的天啊！你们就那么迫不及待了吗？ These women that want to be pregnant! Simply was savage to the pinnacle, really ended ··· to end thoroughly, incurable ··· 这些女人就那么想怀孕吗！简直就是凶残到了极致啊,真的是完了···彻底完了,没救了··· Regardless of what means could not rescue to be pregnant this fact! This TMD the oneself army! 无论什么办法都救不了怀孕这个事实！这TMD都是将自己军啊！ December 15 on Monday, Tang Baobao went to work normally, this weekend was suffered the ghost simply quickly, moreover oneself this one and half months thin many, did not love dearly Baobao, the complexion was also poor, to pull out the spatial feeling in any case , they have not fortunately suspected anything only. 12月15号周一,唐宝宝正常来上班,这个周末简直快被折磨成鬼了,而且自己这一个半月的时间瘦了好多,一点都不心疼宝宝啊,脸色也不怎么好,反正就是被掏空的感觉,唯一值得庆幸的是,她们还没有怀疑什么。 Wang Xinsi pushed the door to walk, saw that the Tang Baobao's complexion teased: „Has not died.” 王新思推门走了进来,看到唐宝宝的脸色调侃道:“还没死啊。” „hē hē, when do you plan to get married?” Tang Baobao also knows that the Wang Xinsi plan and Yuan Shanshan married, after all the children had, is also waiting. “呵呵,你们准备什么时候结婚啊？”唐宝宝也知道王新思打算和圆姗姗结婚了,毕竟孩子都有了,难道还等着啊。 It is estimated that three elder sister also think, on the bosom the child can righteous and oneself married, my grass ··· 估计三个姐姐也是这么想的,怀上孩子就可以理直气壮的和自己结婚了,我艹··· This Baobao wanted the death penalty immediately. 本宝宝马上就要死刑了。 „Next month marries, oh ··· must enter the tomb immediately, never expected that my Old Wang (king) cannot mix the flowering shrubs, first, you must complete the security measures but actually, marriage very terrifying.” Wang Xinsi urged one, do not take my old route. “下个月结婚,唉···马上要入坟墓了,没想到我老王不能混花丛了,第一个就倒了,你得做好安全措施啊,结婚很恐怖的。”王新思叮嘱了一声,不要走我的老路。 My TMD also wants to make the security measures, may have anything to affect, they do not make you wear, you wear act crazy, but must make an effort to coax, but must be overtime, now does not do to faint that not to let off you, is lifts the stone to pound the foot of oneself simply. 我TMD也想做安全措施啊,可有什么作用啊,她们不让你戴啊,你戴就发飙,还得使劲哄,还要加时,现在不搞晕那就不放过你,简直就是搬起石头砸自己的脚。 „Goes to work quickly, being tired.” “快去上班,烦着呢。” „zé zé zé, three girlfriend men are flamboyant.” Wang Xinsi teased one, but also three, oneself this is dying. “啧啧啧,有三个女朋友的男人就是牛逼啊。”王新思调侃一声,还三个呢,自己这一个都要死了。 After Wang Xinsi walks, Tang Baobao is restless, if on bosom, was similar ··· 等王新思走后,唐宝宝坐立不安,如果怀上的话,也差不多了吧··· Old Heaven blesses, does not want on the bosom, asked you, this Baobao next generation will not make scum, this whole life you forgave me. 老天保佑啊,不要怀上啊,求你了啊,本宝宝下辈子再也不做渣男了,这辈子你就饶了我吧。 Old Heaven: hē hē, torments to death you! 老天:呵呵,整死你！ However Tang Baobao just did obeisance the Bodhisattva, the cell phone made a sound, is WeChat that Mu Kexin sends. 然而唐宝宝刚刚拜了菩萨,手机就响了一声,是慕可馨发来的微信。 Tang Baobao opens WeChat, an eye stares old boss, as if saw the ghost to be the same, brain that was humming sound the straight sound, really feared that anything came anything! 唐宝宝打开微信,一双眼睛瞪得老大,仿佛看见鬼了一样,脑子那是嗡嗡直响,真是怕什么来什么！ This is a picture, picture inside has one to examine to be pregnant the stick, the issue is! 这是一张图片,图片里面有一根验孕棒,问题是！ Two red poles! Two! 两条红色的杆啊！两条啊！ Tang Baobao Baidu, these two had represented anything is knows! 唐宝宝都百度过了,这两条代表什么是知道的！ Quick ··· Mu Kexin on happy saying: „Baobao, you want, when daddy” 很快···慕可馨就幸福的说道:“宝宝,你要当爸爸了” The plump, Tang Baobao poured on the sofa, the whole person despaired, on Mu Kexin bosom!!! 扑通一声,唐宝宝倒在了沙发上面,整个人都绝望了,慕可馨怀上了！！！ My grass!!! 我艹！！！ Old Heaven do you want to kill me? You must compel on me rooftop! My TMD satisfies hello/you good. 老天你要弄死我吗？你这是要逼着我上天台吗！我TMD满足你好不好。 However no, Sister Ling also sent jumped WeChat. 然而没一下,灵姐也发了一跳微信。 Tang Baobao watches the picture in screen, the feeling is dizzy. 唐宝宝看着屏幕里的图片,感觉天旋地转。 „Baobao, we had the child, happy” “宝宝,我们有孩子了,高兴吗” My TMD really quite happy, wishes one could to go to rooftop to shout one, then jumps to consider as finished directly. 我TMD真的好高兴啊,恨不得跑到天台大喊一声,然后直接跳下去算了。 On the same day! Simultaneously detected pregnancy! 同一天！同时测出了怀孕！ Before confess was also on the same day, even that matter was on the same day, now is pregnant continually is on the same day, has a child wants on the same day!!! 之前表白也是同一天,甚至连那种事都是同一天,现在连怀孕都是同一天,难道生孩子都要同一天吗！！！ Absent-minded Tang Baobao sees a news that elder sister sends, without picture. 失神中的唐宝宝又看到姐姐发来的一条消息,没有图片。 „Baobao, you said that what our children did call? hā hā is quite happy” “宝宝,你说咱们孩子叫什么呢？哈哈好开心” Tang Baobao was numb, should not pierce that last paper, what to do ··· what to do!!! 唐宝宝麻木了,就不该捅破那最后一张纸,怎么办啊···怎么办啊！！！ Who saves me ··· 谁来救救我啊··· At this time the telephone rang, was Mu Kexin hits. 这时候电话响起来了,是慕可馨打来的。 „Baobao is quick, I in the parking lot, dá” said that made the telephone call. “宝宝快下来,我在停车场里,么么哒”说完就挂了电话。 The parking lot, had to do before, Tang Baobao goes downstairs to go to the parking lot directly, goes out of the elevator time, on the face squeezes the exciting smile. 停车场,以前又不是没做过,唐宝宝直接下楼去停车场,走出电梯的时候,脸上挤出兴奋的笑容。 Found Mu Kexin's Little Red in an corner/horn, opens the door to seat the copilot. 在一角找到了慕可馨的小红,开门坐进副驾驶。 Just sat down, Mu Kexin on grasped Tang Baobao, started to profit. 刚刚坐下,慕可馨就一把抱住唐宝宝,开始占便宜。 Partly after making a sound, Mu Kexin said with a smile happily: „Baobao, we had Little Baobao.” 半响后,慕可馨幸福笑道:“宝宝,我们有小宝宝了。” Why does not know, Tang Baobao good to cry. 不知道为什么,唐宝宝好想哭啊。 Saw the expression that Tang Baobao that shocks probably, the Mu Kexin gentle voice said with a smile: „What's wrong, is very accidental/surprised, does not know how to express.” 看到唐宝宝那好像惊呆的表情,慕可馨柔声笑道:“怎么,是不是很意外啊,都不知道怎么表达了。” Tang Baobao truly so, nods numbly. 唐宝宝确实如此,麻木地点了点头。 „Currently we have the child, how your mother does not like me again, that is also useless.” Mu Kexin shows the cunning smile, lets Tang Baobao that work furiously, definitely is thinks that on the bosom the child, then can lead the child to see the Tang Baobao's parents, what can also say? “现在咱们都有孩子了,你妈再怎么不喜欢我,那也没用的。”慕可馨露出狡黠的笑容,让唐宝宝那么奋力的作业,肯定是想怀上孩子的,然后就可以带着孩子去见唐宝宝的父母,还能说什么呢？ Tang Baobao wants to drop the idea of Mu Kexin this terrifying, but simply has not used, before can also find the excuse, now does not hesitate to be pregnant to fight against the oneself parents, the day! The women suppress really good terrifying! 唐宝宝很想打消慕可馨这恐怖的想法,但是根本没有用啊,以前还可以找借口,现在都不惜怀孕来抗击自己的父母,天呐！女人狠起来真的好恐怖！ „Kexin, I was too excited, I do not know how to say.” Tang Baobao squeezes the smile, what to do does not know should, the brain is ignorant. “可馨,我太激动了,我都不知道怎么说了。”唐宝宝挤出笑容,不知道该怎么办,脑子是懵的。 Mu Kexin grips Tang Baobao's both hands, on placed lower abdomen: „Doesn't matter, I will go to the hospital to check several days later, then takes the check list to rush to your family, how your parents, will not give to drive away me again, how to say again, but in my belly your Tang Family type.” 慕可馨握住唐宝宝的双手,放在的小腹上:“没关系,过几天我就去医院做检查,然后拿着检查单冲到你家里去,你爸妈再怎么样,都不会把我给赶走吧,再怎么说,我的肚子里可是你们唐家的种。” I X, originally wittle pwincess such astute, general idea/careless! 我X,原来小公举这么精明的吗,大意啊！ Taking advantage of the birthday is the name, usurped this Baobao, for this day! Good terrifying plans! Also must take the report of examination to look for oneself parents, oneself parents is not insane! 借着生日为名,强占了本宝宝,就是为了这一天！好恐怖的心机！还要拿着检查报告去找自己爸妈,自己爸妈还不疯了！ „Kexin, felt relieved, I can bring home you.” Tang Baobao must stand firm Mu Kexin now, finds the opportunity again. “可馨,放心好了,我会带你回家的。”唐宝宝现在得稳住慕可馨,再找机会。 „Baobao, I love you” Mu Kexin by the Tang Baobao shoulder, the corners of the mouth am brimming with the happy smile, this morning sees examines to be pregnant the good result the time, wants simply happily was insane, oneself wants, when mommy, Baobao wanted when daddy, was too crisp! “宝宝,我爱你”慕可馨靠在唐宝宝肩头,嘴角洋溢着幸福的笑容,今天早上看到验孕棒结果的时候,简直要开心的疯了,自己要当妈妈了,宝宝要当爸爸了,太爽了！ ( This chapter ends) (本章完)