Inflated ··· to inflate ··· 膨胀了···膨胀了··· Low-key ··· wants low-key ··· 低调···一定要低调··· After all the bird who moves first will be the one that gets shot. 毕竟枪打出头鸟。 However, probably, oneself has been that person who takes the lead, this bird cannot be extinguished, must stand firm. 不过,好像,自己早就是那只出头鸟了,这鸟不能被灭啊,得稳住。 When Tang Baobao indulges in flights of fancy, cell phone sound. 就在唐宝宝胡思乱想的时候,手机响了了。 Comes to look unexpectedly is an unknown number, facing this unknown number, Tang Baobao was experienced, hung ··· directly 来出一看竟然是个未知号码,面对这种未知号码,唐宝宝有经验,直接挂了··· However no, here we go again. 然而没一下,又来了。 Cannot meet, because Tang Baobao has bumped into, first has not met, the opposite party will definitely be angry, if meets now, the opposite party will scold you a fool directly, then made the telephone call. 更加不能接了,因为唐宝宝碰到过,第一个没接,对方肯定会生气了,如果现在接了,对方直接会骂你一句傻逼,然后就挂了电话。 Therefore cannot meet. 所以千万不能接。 Therefore Tang Baobao hung, irritated you, not to the opportunity that you cursed at people. 所以唐宝宝又挂掉了,气死你,就是不给你骂人的机会。 Made a sound for the third time, Tang Baobao cold snort/hum, this Baobao is to break your means of livelihood!!! 第三次又响了起来,唐宝宝冷哼一声,本宝宝就是要断你活路！！！ Really, hangs three opposite party not to hit, but sent an information. 果然,挂了三次对方就不打了,而是发了一条信息。 „Grandson, I am preparing to go upstairs.” “孙子唉,我正准备上楼。” Tang Baobao: „······” 唐宝宝:“······” Sees such information, Tang Baobao has not responded suddenly, but always thought that is not the good deed, in the brain launches memoirs immediately! 看到这样的信息,唐宝宝一下没反应过来,但总觉得不是好事,脑子里顿时展开一场回忆录！ Bumps porcelain gramps!!! 碰瓷老大爷！！！ My grass!!! 我艹！！！ He is going upstairs!!! 他正在上楼！！！ In the morning just now installs to compel, cannot these to catch the handle. 早上才刚装完逼,可不能让那些人抓到把柄啊。 Has not thought, Tang Baobao ran out of the office directly, the elevator waited without enough time, the direct running staircase, imitated in the Buddhist the gas not to close results. 没多想,唐宝宝直接冲出了办公室,电梯都来不及等,直接跑楼梯,仿佛家里煤气没关上似得。 But the person in office saw oneself team leader to run hurriedly, thought that definitely was does the important matter, team leader may really be enough goes all out, elevator, direct running staircase. 而办公室里的人看见自己的组长风风火火跑了出去,心想肯定是去干大事了,组长可真是够拼命的,电梯都不等,直接跑楼梯。 Tang Baobao goes to the company hall, has not seen the great uncle form, puts out the telephone to hit. 唐宝宝来到公司大厅,并没有看见大爷的身影,拿出电话打出去。 Finally ··· 结果··· Was hung ··· 被挂了··· Continues to hit, was hung. 继续打,又被挂。 Tang Baobao wants to cry but have no tears, you are my great uncle, asking you to answer the telephone. 唐宝宝欲哭无泪,你就是我大爷啊,求您接电话吧。 Runs company, Tang Baobao looks around everywhere, has not seen, thought that will not have gone upstairs. 跑出公司,唐宝宝四处张望,还是没看见,心想不会已经上楼了吧。 great uncle, we do not have the enmity without the injustice, it is necessary to be ruthless. 大爷,咱们无冤无仇的,有必要这么赶尽杀绝吗。 Tang Baobao made a phone call finally, the opposite party met finally. 唐宝宝最后打了一个电话,对方终于是接了。 Tang Baobao almost could not bear the direct mouth artillery in the past, but thinks will enrage great uncle, bore. 唐宝宝差点就忍不住直接嘴炮过去,但是一想到会把大爷激怒,也就忍住了。 „gramps, how came not to inform one, my good to meet you, where was at?” Tang Baobao squeezes the smile, where hurries to ask gramps. “老大爷,来了怎么不通知一声啊,我好去接您啊,在哪呢？”唐宝宝挤出笑容,赶紧问老大爷在哪里。 Yuan Ming said lightly: „Just wasn't very rampant? Makes my telephone call.” 元明淡淡说道:“刚刚不是很嚣张吗？挂我电话。” „Aiya, my great uncle, I also think that harasses the telephone, if knows that is you, definitely meets immediately.” “哎呀,我的大爷啊,我还以为是骚扰电话呢,要是知道是您啊,肯定立马接。” „hē hē ···” “呵呵···” Tang Baobao blushes with shame, gramps this hē hē really makes this/Ben Baobao quite desperate. 唐宝宝汗颜,老大爷这句呵呵真是让本宝宝好绝望啊。 „Today the whole body is a little sore, how you said entire.” Yuan Ming said indifferently, in the heart laughs, the boyfriend that Kexin looks for really quite funny, even feels a little chuuni. “今天全身有点酸疼,你说怎么整吧。”元明淡然说道,心中发笑,可馨找的这男朋友真的好逗,甚至感觉有点中二。 Tang Baobao felt that the whole person is not good, this great uncle was in the booth oneself. 唐宝宝感觉整个人都不好了,这大爷就是摊上自己了啊。 „How you said entire, how entire, where you, I have a look now.” “您说怎么整,就怎么整,您现在在哪里啊,我过来看看。” „I in street opposite BBQ restaurant.” Yuan Ming said that made the telephone call. “我在马路对面的烧烤店里。”元明说完就挂了电话。 Tang Baobao looks to a street small facade, last week also went to to rub with Wang Xinsi several strings, but also is good. 唐宝宝看向马路对面的一家小门面,上个星期还和王新思去撸了几串,还不错。 Enters the BBQ restaurant, sees only that old man in the to rub string, appearance where this is sick probably, vivid. 走进烧烤店,只见那老头正在撸串,这哪像是有病的样子啊,生龙活虎的嘛。 „gramps, I came.” Tang Baobao smiles to arrive at opposite of Yuan Ming to sit down. “老大爷,我来了。”唐宝宝笑眯眯走到元明对面坐下。 The Yuan Ming graciousness, continued the to rub string, Tang Baobao looks depressed, secretly the cell phone turns on, then starts to record, this bumps porcelain gramps, today this Baobao must make you reveal one's true colors! 元明恩了一声,继续撸串,唐宝宝看得郁闷的很,偷偷的将手机打开,然后开始录音,这个碰瓷老大爷,今天本宝宝就要让你原形毕露！ „gramps, I thought that your is also all right.” Tang Baobao said with a smile slightly. “老大爷,我看你这也没事吧。”唐宝宝微微笑道。 Yuan Ming pulled out the paper goods to wipe the mouth, then shouted: „Oh, good pain.” 元明抽出纸巾抹了抹嘴,然后喊道:“哎哟,好痛。” Tang Baobao: „······” 唐宝宝:“······” You can a more false point? Very is not really professional. 你能更假一点的吗？真的很不敬业啊。 „gramps, does not bring plays, you from touching the porcelain rose the blackmail.” Tang Baobao started the polite talk, you think this Baobao was affable? “老大爷,不带这么玩的啊,你这是从碰瓷上升到了敲诈啊。”唐宝宝开始套话了,你以为本宝宝是好惹的吗？ Yuan Ming light snort/hum: „What's the big deal, I must go to the hospital to check.” 元明轻哼一声:“那又如何,我要去医院做检查。” Had your words enough. 有你这句话就够了。 Tang Baobao one relaxes, says with a smile: „gramps, how you look at this, one time how do we settle?” 唐宝宝一下就松了口气,笑道:“老大爷,你看这样如何,我们一次性了结如何？” „1 million.” “一百万。” „My grass, you take by force now.” Tang Baobao calls out in alarm one, brought to the attention of service person. “我艹,你现在是打劫了啊。”唐宝宝惊呼一声,引起了服务员的注意。 Yuan Ming gripped the walking stick, said with a smile: „Heard that your company environment is good, how bringing great uncle to stroll?” 元明握住了拐杖,笑道:“听说你那公司环境不错,带大爷逛逛如何？” I stroll your head, threatens me! Really is a taking advantage of own seniority person! 我逛你个头,又来威胁我！真是个倚老卖老的人啊！ Tang Baobao put out the cell phone to say directly: „The words that gramps, we just spoke I have recorded, I can report to the police to catch you now.” 唐宝宝直接拿出了手机说道:“老大爷啊,咱们刚刚说的话我已经录音了,我现在就可以报警抓你。” „Audio frequency evidence was insufficient ···” the Yuan Ming chuckle, this boy also a little brain. “音频证据还不够哦···”元明轻笑了一声,这小子还有点脑子啊。 The Tang Baobao corners of the mouth pull out, it seems like met the expert, was really a little thorny. 唐宝宝嘴角一抽,看来碰见行家了,真是有点棘手。 „Even insufficiently, that can still show that you are touch the porcelain!” Tang Baobao changes the complexion that compensates to smile, said seriously. “就算不够,那也能证明你是个碰瓷的！”唐宝宝一改赔笑的脸色,严肃说道。 „You reported to the police.” “那你报警啊。” „hē hē, you think that I don't dare?” “呵呵,你以为我不敢吗？” „You reported.” “那你报啊。” „Good, I reported to you look!” “好,我报给你看！” „Report!” “报啊！” Where Tang Baobao dared to report to the police at this time, if made to company went, that ended the calf. 唐宝宝哪敢这个时候报警啊,要是闹到公司去了,那就完犊子了。 But for ha-ha old man, Tang Baobao was in front to dial 110, answering time hung secretly. 但为了吓吓这个老头子,唐宝宝当着面拨打了110,接听的时候偷偷挂了。 „Hey, 110? I reported to the police, here had an old man to blackmail me.” “喂,110吗？我报警,这里有个老头敲诈我。” „In suspect in my opposite, I small to rub opposite of forest Port road Xinghai Group visits inns.” “嫌疑犯就在我的对面,我在林港路兴海集团对面的小撸串店里。” „Good, I am waiting here.” “好,我在这里等着。” Put on airs to make the telephone call, Tang Baobao sneered: „I told you, several minutes of police came!” 装模作样挂了电话,唐宝宝冷笑一声:“我告诉你,不出几分钟警察就来了！” „I also telephone.” Yuan Ming is very indifferent. “那我也打个电话。”元明很是淡然。 hē hē, this old man also has many skills, whose we compare backstage to be hard today well! 呵呵,这个老头还有两把刷子啊,那咱们今天就好好比比谁后台硬！ If this Baobao lost, kneels down to call you grandfather immediately, who instigated whose grandson! 本宝宝要是输了,立马跪下叫你爷爷,谁怂谁孙子啊！ Yuan Ming a call, when called the name, Tang Baobao gawked. 元明拨打了一个电话,当叫出名字的时候,唐宝宝愣了一下。 „Is Kexin, doing?” Yuan Ming smiles hē hē to ask. “可馨啊,在干什么呢？”元明笑呵呵问道。 The Tang Baobao's eye is getting bigger and bigger, Kexin? Which Kexin? In this world so many Kexin, how possibly are oneself Kexin, certainly was oneself wants. 唐宝宝的眼睛越来越大,可馨？哪个可馨？这个世界上那么多可馨,怎么可能是自己的可馨呢,一定是自己想多了。 „grandfather, makes a movie” Mu Kexin to say sweetly. “爷爷,拍戏呢”慕可馨甜甜说道。 Yuan Ming said spookily: „Kexin, grandfather was bullied.” 元明幽幽说道:“可馨啊,爷爷被欺负了。” „! Is who!” “啊！是谁！” „Is your boyfriend, he must report to the police to grasp grandfather ···” Yuan Ming that pitiful appearance to make the Tang Baobao scalp tingle with numbness! “是你男朋友,他要报警抓爷爷···”元明那可怜兮兮的样子让唐宝宝头皮都发麻了！ Now can the determination of 100%, this be oneself Kexin's grandfather! 现在可以百分百的确定,这就是自己可馨的爷爷！ I go, how your backstage was so strong did not say that early, fortunately was just the false-alarm, if really reported to the police, that oneself must by Mu Kexin withering. 我去,你后台这么硬怎么不早说啊,还好刚刚是假报警,如果真报警了,那自己就要被慕可馨给干死了。 ( =) (=)