Male disease? Goes to benevolent Kang? 男性疾病？去仁康？ pēi pēi pēi. 呸呸呸。 oneself definitely was too excited, after all was the first time, moreover was elder sister personally, zé zé zé ··· 自己肯定是太激动了,毕竟是第一次,而且又是姐姐亲手,啧啧啧··· Has the type to come tonight again, without one hour of father live broadcast chops ··· 有种今天晚上再来,要是没一个小时老子直播剁··· Ok, the matter that has not grasped does not want the talking mindlessly boasting. 算了,没把握的事情还是不要乱吹牛皮。 „Aren't you three seconds of real man?” The Wang Xinsi thief said with a smile. “你不会是三秒真男人吧？”王新思贼兮兮笑道。 Tang Baobao hē hē two: „You do not understand.” 唐宝宝呵呵两声:“你懂个屁。” „hā hā, Pretentious King Tang, the theory and are the actual combat two matters want me to teach you completely?” “哈哈,逼王唐,理论和实战完全是两回事要不要我教你啊？” Pū! 噗！ father teaches you 8312 absolute technique, you can bring her home, now unexpectedly acting cool in front of master, sooner or later was struck by lightning. 要不是老子传授你8312绝学,你能抱得美人归,现在竟然在师傅面前装逼,迟早被雷劈。 Slowly, the clock changes to 11.30, Tang Baobao relaxes, wittle pwincess has not telephoned today, today's stomach can rest. 慢慢的,时钟转到11点30,唐宝宝松了口气,小公举今天没有打电话,今天的胃可以休息了。 But just wants to end, the telephone came, but also is really wittle pwincess hits. 可是刚刚想完,电话就来了,还真是小公举打来的。 Old Place sees. 老地方见。 Tang Baobao collapsed, hopes that today do not come the spareribs. 唐宝宝崩溃了,希望今天不要来排骨了吧。 That parking space, Tang Baobao starts to have the affection lunch, naturally must have comforts injured wittle pwincess, as for using anything comforts, can only comfort with this Baobao's lip, the low-end person depends on the wealth to comfort little elder sister. 还是那个停车位,唐宝宝开始吃爱心午餐,当然少不了安慰一下受伤的小公举,至于用什么安慰,只能用本宝宝的嘴唇安慰了,低端人士才靠钱财去安慰小姐姐。 Looked that this Baobao does have to spend? This soaks the highest boundary of little girl, does not spend the one cent to pull up to superstar little elder sister, only this, registers now also with enough time, a building teaches 8313 absolute technique. 看本宝宝有花过钱吗？这才是泡妞的最高境界,不花一分钱撩到大明星小姐姐,仅此一家,现在报名还来得及,一楼传授8313绝学。 Comforted easy wittle pwincess, the Tang Baobao stand a meeting, the Sister Ling's telephone really to hit. 安慰好小公举,唐宝宝站了一会,灵姐的电话果然打来了。 Tang Baobao kills, enjoys Sister Ling differently gentle and sympathizes, is quite crisp. 唐宝宝又一路杀过去,享受灵姐不一样的温柔和体贴,好爽。 Baobao I degenerated. 宝宝我真是堕落了。 Afternoon time also fitness with Sister Ling, when sees the Sister Ling's stature, Tang Baobao felt that the abdomen transmits the burning hot, Sister Ling incessantly is satisfactory dá, stature good, sympathizes gently, marrying, when wife was best. 下午的时候还和灵姐去健身,当看见灵姐的身材时,唐宝宝感觉腹部传来炙热,灵姐不止是美美哒,身材好还,体贴温柔,娶来当老婆最好了。 Oh, is quite disconsolate, had too elder sister to like, without the means that was such outstanding. 唉,好惆怅啊,有太多姐姐喜欢了,没办法,就是这么优秀。 However the stomach really a little could not bear, was good must go back to work because of next week wittle pwincess and elder sister, has saying that this is the present the matter that wanted to see. 不过胃真的有点受不了了,好在下个星期小公举和姐姐都要回去工作了,不得不说这是现在最希望看见的事情。 The time arrived at Friday afternoon in an instant, Tang Baobao lay on the desk, is covering the belly, gets down definitely dead again, when the time comes was not the straight guy cancer, but was the stomach cancer. 时间转眼来到了周五的下午,唐宝宝趴在办公桌上,捂着肚子,再这么下去肯定会死的,到时候不是直男癌,而是胃癌了。 At noon for successive one week had two food, put anyone unable to bear, originally also thinks that at noon ate the point to owe even, in the evening elder sister to the benefits, such that finally did not think, it seems like that this benefits did not have daily. 连续一个星期中午吃两顿饭,搁谁也受不了啊,本来还以为中午吃点亏就算了,晚上姐姐给福利,结果根本不是想的那样,看来这福利不是天天有的。 „Sees your appearance, I suddenly thought that I am very lucky.” Wang Xinsi started acting cool, Tang Baobao disregards now directly. “看到你这个样子,我突然觉得我很幸运。”王新思又开始装逼了,唐宝宝现在直接无视。 elder sister too cared also has a headache, finally to the weekend, can stop. 姐姐太关心了也头疼啊,终于到了周末,可以消停一下了。 After getting off work, Tang Baobao drives home, finally do not have the wittle pwincess affection lunch, at noon do not go to Sister Ling there to have the feast, in the weekend fitness to plan to have a vacation, was too crisp. 下班后,唐宝宝开车回家,终于不要吃小公举的爱心午餐了,中午不要去灵姐那里吃大餐了,周末健身计划放假,太爽了。 When otaku has anything is not good, is comfortable, goes to work what future, elder sisters is so rich, was supported by them, does not ask for money, guaranteed all one wants to eat on the line. 当宅男有什么不好的,多舒服啊,上班有什么前途,姐姐们这么有钱,被她们包养好了,不要钱的,管饱就行了。 In goes home, happen to sees elder sister to pull off the suitcase, side is also suspending one. 回到家里,正好看见姐姐拖出行李箱,旁边还摆着一个。 „Did sister, go back quickly?” Tang Baobao discovers very happily, because elder sister leans both ways now, one week of Heavenly Capital City, one week of high sea city, therefore puts for a week to see elder sister. “姐,这么快就回去了？”唐宝宝发现很高兴啊,因为姐姐现在是两边倒,一个星期天都市,一个星期高海市,所以搁一个星期就能看见姐姐。 It is not right, since leans both ways, why can bring the baggage to go out? 不对啊,既然是两边倒,为什么要带行李出去呢？ Xiao Hanrui breathes a sigh of relief, said: „Your thing I helped you clean up, you had a look also to be short of anything.” 萧涵蕊舒了口气,说道:“你的东西我都帮你清理好了,你看看还少了什么。” „My thing?” Tang Baobao is a little blurry. “我的东西？”唐宝宝有点迷糊。 „In the weekend rests together.” “周末一起去休息。” Tang Baobao one hear, the vision is glistening the fine glow, goes out to take vacation with elder sister, benefits! 唐宝宝一听,目光闪亮着精芒,和姐姐出去度假,福利啊！ I love the benefits. 我爱福利。 Tang Baobao looked also to miss anything immediately, 唐宝宝立马看了看还差什么, However the discovery has not missed anything, elder sister tidied up, was too intimate. Luo Bai walked at this time, was saying to son: „Baobao, being away from home belt/bring protects your sister well.” 不过发现没差什么了,姐姐都收拾好了,太贴心了。罗白这时走来,对着儿子说道:“宝宝,出门在外带好好保护你姐。” „Relax, I not but actually, elder sister not but actually.” “放心,我不倒,姐姐不倒。” „pēi pēi pēi, said anything but actually.” Xiao Hanrui patted ill-humoredly feared the younger brother's head, this did not have a main house gate to say but actually. “呸呸呸,说什么倒不倒呢。”萧涵蕊没好气地拍了怕弟弟的脑袋,这还没出家门就说倒。 Tang Cheng ate the fruit, the knowledge was shouting one: „Attention security, has anything to telephone.” 唐诚吃着水果,知呼了一声:“注意安全,有什么事情打电话回来。” Tang Baobao carries a box, complied with one to go out with Xiao Hanrui, the brain was the benefits. 唐宝宝一手拎一个箱子,应了一声就和萧涵蕊出门了,满脑子都是福利。 „Drives my car(riage).” Xiao Hanrui said lightly, opens the trunk, then loses the key to younger brother. “开我的车。”萧涵蕊淡淡说道,将后备箱打开,然后将钥匙丢给弟弟。 Two people board, Tang Baobao starts small P, asked curiously: „sister, where do we go to play?” 两人上车,唐宝宝发动小P,好奇问道:“姐,咱们去哪里玩？” „Knows to you.” Xiao Hanrui said in a low voice. “到了你就知道。”萧涵蕊低声说道。 „Walks.” “走咯。” According to a elder sister finger/refers of road, Tang Baobao discovered that is not a little right, this road is quite familiar. 按照姐姐指的路,唐宝宝发现有点不对劲啊,这路好熟悉啊。 When sees Ziyuan Subdistrict, Tang Baobao felt that scalp hemp, isn't takes vacation? Runs here to do? Goes to the Sister Ling home to take vacation? 当看见紫苑小区,唐宝宝感觉头皮都麻了,不是去度假吗？跑这里来干什么？去灵姐家里度假？ „sister, do we come here to do?” Tang Baobao cannot bear ask. “姐,咱们到这里干什么啊？”唐宝宝忍不住问道。 „Meets the person, otherwise our two go, is bored.” Xiao Hanrui casts a sidelong glance, you are the stupid appearance. “接人啊,不然咱们两个去啊,多无聊。”萧涵蕊瞟了一眼,一副你是傻逼的样子。 Ended, but also is thinking benefits ··· 完了,还想着福利··· Originally Sister Ling also goes, pitiful wittle pwincess must defend the vacant room alone, makes her work earlier. 原来灵姐也去啊,可怜的小公举要独守空房了,还是让她早点去工作吧。 Arrives at the underground garage the car(riage), Xiao Hanrui telephones to Ping Luoling, immediately was saying to younger brother: „ Gives Lingling quickly with the baggage you are Nezha of muscle version, does the necessity make me go? 将车开到地下车库,萧涵蕊给平洛灵打了个电话,随即对着弟弟说道:“快去给灵灵拿行李你们都是肌肉版的哪吒,还有必要让我去吗？ However the good and evil is also my Sister Ling, let alone with the baggage, caused difficulties for others good. 不过好歹也是我的灵姐,别说拿行李了,拿人都行啊。 Gets out to arrive at the elevator mouth, waits for Sister Ling to get down. 下车来到电梯口,等着灵姐下来。 Ding. 叮。 As the elevator door was opened, inside flutters delicate fragrance. 随着电梯门被打开,里面飘出一阵清香。 „Spirit ···” Tang Baobao that sister card in the throat eye, Ping Luoling was also standing behind a woman. “灵···”唐宝宝那句姐卡在了喉咙眼里了,平洛灵身后还站着一个女人。 Although wears the great-circle hat and sunglasses, Tang Baobao looked, even if wittle pwincess turned into the ash to bear, good and evil wittle pwincess whole body has traced, what size understood specifically very much. 虽然戴着大圆帽和墨镜,唐宝宝一眼就看出来了,就算小公举化成灰都忍得,好歹小公举的全身上下都摸过了,具体什么尺寸都很了解。 Why wittle pwincess must insert a foot , doesn't this increase the game difficulty? 只是为什么小公举也要插一脚啊,这不是增加游戏难度吗？ „Sister Ling, I come.” Tang Baobao recovers. “灵姐,我来吧。”唐宝宝回过神来。 Ping Luoling smiles: „thanks Baobao.” 平洛灵嫣然一笑:“谢谢宝宝。” Tang Baobao hollow laugh two, wittle pwincess also walks from the elevator, the suitcase in hand flings, but also cold snort/hum. 唐宝宝干笑两声,小公举也从电梯里走出来,手中的行李箱一甩,还冷哼了一声。 Good, it seems like wittle pwincess was angry, it seems like must sacrifice the physical body to comfort wittle pwincess. 好吧,看来小公举是生气了,看来又要牺牲肉体去安慰小公举了。 Puts away the baggage, Tang Baobao drives, seats in the car(riage), smelled three exotic fragrances, was about to be drunk. 放好行李,唐宝宝开车,一坐进车里,就闻到了三股异香,都快醉了。 You said that leads three such women to go out, Tang Baobao felt that the pressure is very big. 你说带着三个这样的女人出门,唐宝宝感觉压力很大啊。 If settled on by the badman, that must have a fierce battle 要是被不法之徒看中了,那肯定少不了一番恶战 In the Tang Baobao brain presented a picture. 唐宝宝脑子里不由的出现了一个画面。 Three elder sister bring together to tremble, then oneself just like the deity to take possession, the bastard knocks down. 三位姐姐抱成一团瑟瑟发抖,然后自己犹如天神附体,将坏蛋打倒在地。 Was rescued three elder sister surrender, this Baobao enjoys the happiness of having two wives, is really a perfect plot. 被救了的三位姐姐投怀送抱,本宝宝享受齐人之福,真是个完美的剧情。 hēi hēi ··· 嘿嘿··· „Baobao, you laugh foolishly anything, drives.” Xiao Hanrui white younger brother, the beautiful woman more than one definitely could not dominate. “宝宝,你傻笑什么呢,开车啊。”萧涵蕊白了弟弟一眼,美女一多了肯定把持不住了。