MGIR :: Volume #2

#134: I am very humorous


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Receives the telephone, the Tang Baobao's mood as if became good, after all elder sister must come. 收好电话,唐宝宝的心情似乎变得不错了,毕竟姐姐又要来了。 Although does not know for several days, but at least came, only the hope do not make me be gathering up dead bodies to be good again. 虽然不知道住几天,但至少还是来了呀,只希望不要再让我当收尸员就好了。 Several days later later, the elder sister worth is serious, several years later can catch up with Sister Ling, is the capable women, cannot stir up. 再过几天之后,姐姐的身价不得了啊,再过几年都能追上灵姐了,都是女强人,惹不起。 Is when Tang Baobao thinks blindly, the side presented a beautiful figure. 就是在唐宝宝瞎想的时候,身旁出现了一位倩影。 Tang Baobao looks up, quickly stands up to say with a smile: Hello.” 唐宝宝抬头一看,急忙站起身来笑道:“你好。” Front girl puts on very fashionable, the height about 1.63, the makeup on face allows also to dress up carefully, explained that also settles on this time blind date. 面前的这位女孩穿得很时尚,身高1.63左右,脸上的妆容也是精心打扮过的,说明也是看中这次的相亲 The girl lovable style, the oval face, has the smile, seems very amiable. 女孩子偏可爱风格,鹅蛋脸,带着微笑,似乎挺平易近人的。 Although the appearance does not have elder sister that perverted, but at least is a delightful department, conforms to the taste. 虽然长相没有姐姐那么变态,但至少是个甜美系的,符合口味。 Hello, you are Tang Baobao.” Tan Jing chuckle, this makes Tang Baobao feel, the girls who like smiling where almost to go. “你好,你就是唐宝宝吧。”谭静轻笑一声,这让唐宝宝感觉,爱笑的女孩都差不多到哪里去。 Tang Baobao reveals one to think very charming smile, please immerse in this Baobao's smile. 唐宝宝露出一个自以为很帅气的笑容,请沉醉在本宝宝的笑容里面吧。 Un, I am Tang Baobao.” “恩,我就是唐宝宝。” Tan Jing smiles: On your tooth sticks together the minced green onion.” 谭静笑了笑:“你牙齿上面黏着葱花。” Tang Baobao: ······ 唐宝宝:“······ Is frustrated, was definitely cursed. 出师不利,肯定是被诅咒了。 Tang Baobao quickly makes this being very harmful minced green onion: Really excuse me, making you be laughed.” 唐宝宝急忙弄掉这个害人不浅的葱花:“真不好意思,让你见笑了。” All right, all right, sits.” Tan Jing seems very natural, seems like the extroverted girl. “没事,没事,坐吧。”谭静显得很大方,似乎是个外向的女孩子。 Two people sit down immediately, Tan Jing is sizing up Tang Baobao naturally, asked curiously: Tang Baobao, what merit do you have?” 两人随即坐下,谭静大大方方打量着唐宝宝,好奇问道:“唐宝宝,你有什么优点吗?” Tang Baobao stares, how many day of not blind date, did this repertoire change? Comes up to ask the merit. 唐宝宝一愣,几天不相亲,这套路都变了吗?一上来就问优点。 How I should say, like Wang Xinsi. 那我该怎么说,像王新思一样。 Living to be thick? 活好器粗? Directly soars the subject? 直奔主题? Said this Baobao will lick the coin. 还是说本宝宝会舔硬币。 Said this Baobao can not need the tool to finish eating a viviparus? 还是说本宝宝能不用工具能吃完一盘田螺? ··· I am very humorous.” Tang Baobao said politely, the honest and good-natured person will not lie. “呃···我很幽默。”唐宝宝客气说道,老实人是不会说谎的。 After Tan Jing hear , seems a little satisfied, thought that opposite this Tang Baobao appearance is charming, smiles a little dull ··· 谭静听后似乎有点满意,觉得对面这个唐宝宝长相帅气,就是笑起来有点呆··· How this Baobao's smile stayed, this is charmed the smile of myriad young girl hearts, superstar and Sister Ling wallows under this Baobao's smile, is unable to extricate oneself. 宝宝的笑容怎么就呆了,这可是迷倒万千少女心的笑容,大明星灵姐都沉迷在本宝宝的笑容之下,无法自拔。 What shortcoming do you have?” Tan Jing continues to ask. “那你有什么缺点吗?”谭静继续问道。 In the Tang Baobao heart is calculating, what shortcoming do I have? 唐宝宝心中盘算着,我有什么缺点呢? Probably also had no shortcoming. 好像也没什么缺点了吧。 The people are too outstanding are also the worries, cannot look the shortcoming. 人太优秀也是烦恼啊,连缺点都找不出来。 But the person does not have the complete human, even if no oneself of shortcoming, must look for a shortcoming hardly. 但人无完人,就算没有缺点的自己,也要硬找一个缺点。 Is short of money.” “缺钱。” Thought for quite a while, Tang Baobao felt, only then this shortcoming, other really could not look. 想了半天,唐宝宝觉得只有这个缺点了,其他的真找不出来了。 Tan Jing smile stiff, said with a smile awkwardly: Your ··· ··· is really humorous.” 谭静的笑容僵了一下,尴尬笑道:“你······幽默。” Is this very humorous? I said that but fact. 这很幽默吗?我说的可是事实啊。 Two people drank fruit juice, the atmosphere is a little awkward, Tan Jing that discussed good does not know that said anything. 两人喝了一口果汁,气氛有点尴尬,就连善谈的谭静都不知道说些什么了。 „Do you usually in like doing?” Tan Jing coughs lightly , to continue to ask. “你平日里喜欢干什么?”谭静轻咳一声,继续问道。 Likes doing? Does the game, goes to work dry/does, does the bed, does ··· 喜欢干什么?干游戏啊,干上班啊,干床啊,还有干··· My Tang Baobao reply very calm, as if I wallow in the book sea daily. “我唐宝宝回答的非常的沉稳,仿佛我天天沉迷在书的海洋中。 Studying makes me joyful, studying makes me joyful, does not let my scholar, although must execute! 读书使我快乐,读书使我愉悦,不让我读书者,虽远必诛! „Do you like reading? I was reading a very interesting novel recently, called My Girlfriend is Really a Superstar, inside protagonist and you called the same name.” “那你喜欢看什么书?我最近在看一本很有意思的小说,叫我的女友真是大明星,里面的主角和你叫同一个名字。” The knockoff goods have anything to be attractive, spicy chicken novel. 靠,山寨货有什么好看的,辣鸡小说。 Tang Baobao coughs lightly: This, I like reading the traditional literary books, for example How the Steel Was Tempered.” 唐宝宝轻咳一声:“这样啊,我喜欢看传统的文学书籍,比如钢铁是怎么炼成的。” Tan Jing: ······ 谭静:“······ big brother, 大哥, You will unable to find girlfriend this way, no wonder looks at How the Steel Was Tempered! Tang Baobao felt opposite party definitely by oneself moves outstandingly, has a look at that not easily the shyness, was definitely interesting about this Baobao. 你这样下去会找不到女朋友的啊,难怪看钢铁是怎么炼成的唐宝宝觉得对方肯定会被自己的优秀所打动,看看那不轻易间的羞涩,肯定是对本宝宝有意思了。 Mu Kexin, Ping Luoling, you two will regret. 慕可馨,平洛灵,你们两个会后悔的。 This Baobao such outstanding man you fling, that is your misfortunes. 宝宝这么优秀的男人你们都甩,那是你们的不幸。 Front little elder sister mental perception judge, discovered oneself this pearl. 还是面前这位小姐姐慧眼识人,发现了自己这颗明珠啊。 big brother, my is not the shy look, is look that cannot bear, do not make up the brain to be good. 大哥,我这不是羞涩的眼神,是受不了的眼神,不要自行补脑好不好。 „Have you had girlfriend?” Tan Jing continues to ask. “你有过女朋友吗?”谭静继续问道。 girlfriend? How possibly, our generation will not have girlfriend.” 女朋友?怎么可能,我辈子都不会有女朋友的。” Possibly how to say in front of blind date little elder sister has girlfriend, even if there are will not say that when the time comes also thinks oneself will be scum, but I did not have girlfriend, will be the truth. 怎么可能在相亲小姐姐面前说有女朋友,就算有也不会说的,到时候还以为自己是个渣男,不过我本来就没有女朋友,也是实话。 Drinking water Tan Jing was almost choked, if we did discuss? Who am I? 喝水的谭静差点被呛住,咱们要是谈成了?那我是谁? In the meantime, a high-heeled shoes sound resounds, the Tang Baobao brow concentrates, this sound of footsteps is quite familiar. 就在此时,一阵高跟鞋声音响起,唐宝宝眉头一凝,这脚步声好熟悉。 Brings a powerful self-confidence, but this self-confident, but also has a powerful anger, this female decides however is catches the heartless man (Han). 带着一股强大的自信,但这股自信里面,还有着一股强大的愤怒,此女定然是来抓负心汉的。 Because is turning away, Tang Baobao has not seen Ping Luoling that catches up with, but thought that the sound of footsteps is familiar. 由于是背对着,唐宝宝并没有看到赶来的平洛灵,只是觉得脚步声熟悉而已。 „, Came a beautiful woman.” Tan Jing saw Pingluo that walks envied said one. “哇,来了一个美女。”谭静看到了走来的平洛羡慕地说了一声。 Beautiful women? blind date time cannot look at the beautiful woman, perhaps she is probing the unfaithful/stamen of oneself. 美女?相亲的时候千万不能看美女,说不定她就是在试探自己的花心。 This Baobao is the single-minded man, the unfaithful/stamen, on you will not never work as. 宝宝是专一的男人,从不花心,更不会上你当。 Attractive beautiful woman, without you are attractive.” Tang Baobao said for the first time a sweet talk, this makes Tan Jing hold in high esteem to Tang Baobao. “再漂亮的美女,也没有你好看。”唐宝宝首次说了一句甜言蜜语,这让谭静唐宝宝刮目相看。 After Tang Baobao said that the feeling neck is cool. 只是唐宝宝说完之后,就感觉脖子凉飕飕的。 Real?” Tan Jing small face slightly red. “真的吗?”谭静小脸微红。 Actually the Tang Baobao appearance is truly good, is handsome, meets the flirt words slightly, girlfriend are innumerable. 其实唐宝宝长相确实不错,是个帅逼,稍微会撩妹的话,早就女朋友无数了。 Has a look to know now, Tang Baobao praised one slightly, this blind date little elder sister blushed. 看看现在就知道,唐宝宝稍微夸了一句,这相亲小姐姐就脸红了。 Tang Baobao feels possible: That was natural, some beautiful women, that is artificial, what nose, chest, buttocks.” 唐宝宝觉得有戏:“那当然了,有些美女啊,那都是人工的,什么鼻子啊,胸啊,屁股啊。” How do you know?” “你怎么知道?” I have seen.” Tang Baobao suppressed the mouth. “我见过啊。”唐宝宝憋了憋嘴。 Tan Jing looks at Tang Baobao behind beautiful woman, said: Is the long hair?” 谭静看着唐宝宝身后的美女,说道:“是不是长头发?” Yes, likes wearing the skirt all day, is a female tyrannosaurus.” Tang Baobao was saying to be air/Qi. “是啊,整天喜欢穿裙子,还是个女暴龙。”唐宝宝说着就来气。 Tan Jing can actually see the Ping Luoling expression, is asking to Tang Baobao: „Is she your girlfriend?” 谭静却能看到平洛灵的表情,对着唐宝宝问道:“那她是你女朋友吗?” hē hē, my Tang Baobao, even if jumps the cliff, will not ask her to make girlfriend.” 呵呵,我唐宝宝就算跳崖,也不会找她做女朋友。” Ping Luoling hears Tang Baobao's brave words, wants to choke to death him to consider as finished! 平洛灵听到唐宝宝的豪言壮语,很想掐死他算了! But thinks words that auntie spoke, all holding in! 可是一想到阿姨说的话,全给憋住了! Tang Baobao, you are unkind, do not blame my non- righteousness! 唐宝宝,你不仁,就别怪我不义了! Ping Luoling face killing qi, sits side Tang Baobao. 平洛灵一脸杀气,直直坐在唐宝宝身边。 But Tang Baobao felt that side has a person to sit down, immediately wants to deter opposite party such behavior, but turns head to look. 唐宝宝感觉身边有个人坐下,顿时想制止对方这样的行为,可是扭头一看。 The mother, scared to death Baobao. 妈呀,吓死宝宝了。
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