Receives the telephone, the Tang Baobao'smoodas ifbecamegood, after allelder sistermustcome.
收好电话,唐宝宝的心情似乎变得不错了,毕竟姐姐又要来了。Althoughdoes not know for severaldays, butat leastcame, only the hopedo not makemebegathering up dead bodiesto be goodagain.
虽然不知道住几天,但至少还是来了呀,只希望不要再让我当收尸员就好了。Several days laterlater, the elder sisterworthis serious, several years latercancatch up withSister Ling, is the capable women, cannot stir up.
再过几天之后,姐姐的身价不得了啊,再过几年都能追上灵姐了,都是女强人,惹不起。IswhenTang Baobaothinksblindly, the sidepresented a beautiful figure.
就是在唐宝宝瞎想的时候,身旁出现了一位倩影。Tang Baobaolooks up, quicklystands upto say with a smile: „Hello.”唐宝宝抬头一看,急忙站起身来笑道:“你好。”Frontgirlputs onveryfashionable, the height about 1.63, the makeup on faceallowsalsoto dress upcarefully, explained that alsosettles onthistimeblind date.
面前的这位女孩穿得很时尚,身高1.63左右,脸上的妆容也是精心打扮过的,说明也是看中这次的相亲。
The girllovablestyle, the oval face, has the smile, seems very amiable.
女孩子偏可爱风格,鹅蛋脸,带着微笑,似乎挺平易近人的。Although the appearancedoes not haveelder sisterthatperverted, butat leastis a delightfuldepartment, conforms to the taste.
虽然长相没有姐姐那么变态,但至少是个甜美系的,符合口味。„Hello, youareTang Baobao.”Tan Jingchuckle, thismakesTang Baobaofeel, the girls who likesmilingwherealmosttogo.
“你好,你就是唐宝宝吧。”谭静轻笑一声,这让唐宝宝感觉,爱笑的女孩都差不多到哪里去。Tang Baobaorevealsoneto think very charmingsmile, pleaseimmerseinthisBaobao'ssmile.唐宝宝露出一个自以为很帅气的笑容,请沉醉在本宝宝的笑容里面吧。„Un, IamTang Baobao.”
“恩,我就是唐宝宝。”Tan Jingsmiles: „Onyourtoothsticks together the minced green onion.”谭静笑了笑:“你牙齿上面黏着葱花。”Tang Baobao: „······”唐宝宝:“······”Is frustrated, was definitely cursed.
出师不利,肯定是被诅咒了。Tang Baobaoquicklymakesthisbeing very harmfulminced green onion: „Reallyexcuse me, makingyoube laughed.”唐宝宝急忙弄掉这个害人不浅的葱花:“真不好意思,让你见笑了。”„All right, all right, sits.”Tan Jingseemsverynatural, seems like the extrovertedgirl.
“没事,没事,坐吧。”谭静显得很大方,似乎是个外向的女孩子。Two peoplesit downimmediately, Tan Jingis sizing upTang Baobaonaturally, askedcuriously: „Tang Baobao, whatmerit do youhave?”
两人随即坐下,谭静大大方方打量着唐宝宝,好奇问道:“唐宝宝,你有什么优点吗?”Tang Baobaostares, how manyday of notblind date, did thisrepertoirechange? Comes upto ask the merit.唐宝宝一愣,几天不相亲,这套路都变了吗?一上来就问优点。HowIshouldsay, likeWang Xinsi.
那我该怎么说,像王新思一样。Livingto be thick?
活好器粗?Directly soars the subject?
直奔主题?SaidthisBaobaowill lick the coin.
还是说本宝宝会舔硬币。SaidthisBaobaocannot need the tool to finish eating a viviparus?
还是说本宝宝能不用工具能吃完一盘田螺?„···Iam very humorous.”Tang Baobaosaidpolitely, the honest and good-natured personwill not lie.
“呃···我很幽默。”唐宝宝客气说道,老实人是不会说谎的。
After Tan Jinghear , seems a little satisfied, thought that oppositethisTang Baobaoappearanceis charming, smilesa littledull···谭静听后似乎有点满意,觉得对面这个唐宝宝长相帅气,就是笑起来有点呆···HowthisBaobao'ssmilestayed, this is charmed the smile of myriadyoung girlhearts, superstarandSister LingwallowsunderthisBaobao'ssmile, is unable to extricate oneself.
本宝宝的笑容怎么就呆了,这可是迷倒万千少女心的笑容,大明星和灵姐都沉迷在本宝宝的笑容之下,无法自拔。„Whatshortcoming do youhave?”Tan Jingcontinuesto ask.
“那你有什么缺点吗?”谭静继续问道。In the Tang Baobaoheartis calculating, whatshortcoming do Ihave?唐宝宝心中盘算着,我有什么缺点呢?Probablyalsohad no shortcoming.
好像也没什么缺点了吧。
The peopleare too outstanding are also the worries, cannot look the shortcoming.
人太优秀也是烦恼啊,连缺点都找不出来。But the persondoes not have the complete human, even if no oneself of shortcoming, must look for a shortcominghardly.
但人无完人,就算没有缺点的自己,也要硬找一个缺点。„Is short of money.”
“缺钱。”Thoughtfor quite a while, Tang Baobaofelt, only thenthisshortcoming, otherreallycould not look.
想了半天,唐宝宝觉得只有这个缺点了,其他的真找不出来了。Tan Jingsmilestiff, said with a smileawkwardly: „Your······is really humorous.”谭静的笑容僵了一下,尴尬笑道:“你···真···幽默。”
Is thisvery humorous? I said that butfact.
这很幽默吗?我说的可是事实啊。Two peopledrankfruit juice, the atmosphereis a little awkward, Tan Jing that discussedgooddoes not know that saidanything.
两人喝了一口果汁,气氛有点尴尬,就连善谈的谭静都不知道说些什么了。„Do youusuallyinlikedoing?”Tan Jingcoughslightly , to continue to ask.
“你平日里喜欢干什么?”谭静轻咳一声,继续问道。Likesdoing? Does the game, goes to workdry/does, does the bed, does···
喜欢干什么?干游戏啊,干上班啊,干床啊,还有干···
„ MyTang Baobaoreplyverycalm, as ifIwallowin the bookseadaily.
“我唐宝宝回答的非常的沉稳,仿佛我天天沉迷在书的海洋中。Studyingmakesmejoyful, studyingmakesmejoyful, does not letmyscholar, althoughmustexecute!
读书使我快乐,读书使我愉悦,不让我读书者,虽远必诛!„Do youlikereading? Iwas reading a veryinterestingnovelrecently, calledMy Girlfriend is Really a Superstar, insideprotagonistandyoucalled the samename.”
“那你喜欢看什么书?我最近在看一本很有意思的小说,叫我的女友真是大明星,里面的主角和你叫同一个名字。”
The knockoffgoodshaveanythingto be attractive, spicychickennovel.
靠,山寨货有什么好看的,辣鸡小说。Tang Baobaocoughslightly: „This, Ilikereading the traditionalliterarybooks, for exampleHow the Steel Was Tempered.”唐宝宝轻咳一声:“这样啊,我喜欢看传统的文学书籍,比如钢铁是怎么炼成的。”Tan Jing: „······”谭静:“······”big brother,大哥,Youwill unable to findgirlfriendthis way, no wonderlooks atHow the Steel Was Tempered! Tang Baobaofeltopposite partydefinitelybyoneselfmovesoutstandingly, has a look atthatnoteasily the shyness, was definitely interestingaboutthisBaobao.
你这样下去会找不到女朋友的啊,难怪看钢铁是怎么炼成的!唐宝宝觉得对方肯定会被自己的优秀所打动,看看那不轻易间的羞涩,肯定是对本宝宝有意思了。Mu Kexin, Ping Luoling, you twowill regret.慕可馨,平洛灵,你们两个会后悔的。ThisBaobaosuchoutstandingmanyoufling, thatisyourmisfortunes.
本宝宝这么优秀的男人你们都甩,那是你们的不幸。Frontlittle elder sistermental perceptionjudge, discoveredoneselfthispearl.
还是面前这位小姐姐慧眼识人,发现了自己这颗明珠啊。big brother, my is not the shylook, islook that cannot bear, do not make up the brainto be good.大哥,我这不是羞涩的眼神,是受不了的眼神,不要自行补脑好不好。„Have youhadgirlfriend?”Tan Jingcontinuesto ask.
“你有过女朋友吗?”谭静继续问道。„girlfriend? Howpossibly, our generationwill not havegirlfriend.”
“女朋友?怎么可能,我辈子都不会有女朋友的。”Possiblyhowto sayin front ofblind datelittle elder sisterhasgirlfriend, even ifthere arewill not say that when the time comesalsothinksoneselfwill bescum, butIdid not havegirlfriend, will be the truth.
怎么可能在相亲小姐姐面前说有女朋友,就算有也不会说的,到时候还以为自己是个渣男,不过我本来就没有女朋友,也是实话。Drinking waterTan Jingwas almost choked, ifwedid discuss? Who am I?
喝水的谭静差点被呛住,咱们要是谈成了?那我是谁?In the meantime, a high-heeled shoessoundresounds, the Tang Baobaobrowconcentrates, thissound of footstepsis quite familiar.
就在此时,一阵高跟鞋声音响起,唐宝宝眉头一凝,这脚步声好熟悉。Brings a powerfulself-confidence, butthisself-confident, but alsohas a powerfulanger, thisfemaledecideshoweveriscatches the heartlessman (Han).
带着一股强大的自信,但这股自信里面,还有着一股强大的愤怒,此女定然是来抓负心汉的。Becauseis turning away, Tang Baobaohas not seenPing Luoling that catches up with, butthought that the sound of footstepsis familiar.
由于是背对着,唐宝宝并没有看到赶来的平洛灵,只是觉得脚步声熟悉而已。„, Came a beautiful woman.”Tan JingsawPingluo that walksenviedsaidone.
“哇,来了一个美女。”谭静看到了走来的平洛羡慕地说了一声。Beautiful women? blind datetimecannotlook at the beautiful woman, perhapssheis probing the unfaithful/stamen of oneself.
美女?相亲的时候千万不能看美女,说不定她就是在试探自己的花心。ThisBaobaois the single-mindedman, the unfaithful/stamen, onyouwill not never work as.
本宝宝是专一的男人,从不花心,更不会上你当。„Attractivebeautiful woman, without you are attractive.”Tang Baobaosaidfor the first time a sweet talk, thismakesTan Jinghold in high esteemtoTang Baobao.
“再漂亮的美女,也没有你好看。”唐宝宝首次说了一句甜言蜜语,这让谭静对唐宝宝刮目相看。
After Tang Baobao said that the feelingneckis cool.
只是唐宝宝说完之后,就感觉脖子凉飕飕的。„Real?”Tan Jingsmallfaceslightlyred.
“真的吗?”谭静小脸微红。Actually the Tang Baobaoappearanceis truly good, ishandsome, meets the flirtwordsslightly, girlfriendare innumerable.
其实唐宝宝长相确实不错,是个帅逼,稍微会撩妹的话,早就女朋友无数了。Has a lookto knownow,Tang Baobaopraisedoneslightly, thisblind datelittle elder sisterblushed.
看看现在就知道,唐宝宝稍微夸了一句,这相亲小姐姐就脸红了。Tang Baobaofeelspossible: „Thatwas natural, somebeautiful women, thatis artificial, whatnose, chest, buttocks.”唐宝宝觉得有戏:“那当然了,有些美女啊,那都是人工的,什么鼻子啊,胸啊,屁股啊。”„How do youknow?”
“你怎么知道?”„Ihave seen.”Tang Baobaosuppressed the mouth.
“我见过啊。”唐宝宝憋了憋嘴。Tan Jinglooks atTang Baobaobehindbeautiful woman, said: „Is the longhair?”谭静看着唐宝宝身后的美女,说道:“是不是长头发?”„Yes, likeswearing the skirtall day, is a femaletyrannosaurus.”Tang Baobaowas saying to be air/Qi.
“是啊,整天喜欢穿裙子,还是个女暴龙。”唐宝宝说着就来气。Tan Jing can actually see the Ping Luolingexpression, is askingtoTang Baobao: „Is sheyourgirlfriend?”谭静却能看到平洛灵的表情,对着唐宝宝问道:“那她是你女朋友吗?”„hē hē, myTang Baobao, even ifjumps the cliff, will not askherto makegirlfriend.”
“呵呵,我唐宝宝就算跳崖,也不会找她做女朋友。”Ping LuolinghearsTang Baobao'sbrave words, wantsto choke to deathhimto consider as finished!平洛灵听到唐宝宝的豪言壮语,很想掐死他算了!Butthinkswords that auntiespoke, allholding in!
可是一想到阿姨说的话,全给憋住了!Tang Baobao, youare unkind, do not blamemynon-righteousness!唐宝宝,你不仁,就别怪我不义了!Ping Luolingfacekilling qi, sitssideTang Baobao.平洛灵一脸杀气,直直坐在唐宝宝身边。ButTang Baobaofelt that side has a personto sit down, immediatelywantsto deteropposite partysuchbehavior, butturns headto look.
而唐宝宝感觉身边有个人坐下,顿时想制止对方这样的行为,可是扭头一看。
The mother, scared to deathBaobao.
妈呀,吓死宝宝了。
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