MGIR :: Volume #2

#125: Oh


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Dull smokes cigarette, Tang Baobao lies down on the bed, thought that if the love so will be puzzled, this Baobao works as the lonely that man. 呆呆的抽完一根烟,唐宝宝躺回床上,心想如果恋爱会这么纠结,本宝宝还是当孤独的那个男人吧。 That night Tang Baobao slept soundly, no strange dream, a sleep/felt rested to the big dawn rhythm, the state of mind was extremely good. 这天晚上唐宝宝睡得很沉,没有什么诡异的梦,一觉睡到大天亮的节奏,精神状态极佳。 But ··· 可是··· When Tang Baobao sits, feeling waist ··· 唐宝宝坐起来的时候,感觉腰··· When stands the both legs are trembling. 当站起来的时候双腿都在发颤。 The whole body is sore, definitely was yesterday fitness was too fierce, injuring someone Sister Ling, has said what last last. 全身酸疼,肯定是昨天健身太猛了,害人的灵姐啊,一直说什么最后一个最后一个。 A little does the posture that I walk now to be strange, like the seventh night of the seventh lunar month festival , these girls who come out from the hotel is the same. 搞得我现在走路的姿势都有点奇怪了,就像七夕节过后,那些从酒店出来的女孩们一样。 Goes out of the bedroom, the parents look to oneself son. 走出卧室,二老看向自己儿子 Tang Baobao knows that dad mom is making up the brain, quickly said: Yesterday afternoon and Sister Ling fitness, the muscle is sore.” 唐宝宝就知道老爸老妈在补脑了,急忙说道:“昨天下午和灵姐去健身了,肌肉酸疼。” Luo Bai nods silently: Good that Lingling makes, your small physique, truly must practice.” 罗白默默点了点头:“灵灵做的不错,就你这小身板,确实得练练。” Good, you have not lived together with Lingling now, therefore exercises.” Tang Cheng also follows to say. “不错,你现在都还没和灵灵同居,所以将身体练好。”唐诚也跟着说道。 Does Tang Baobao aspirate, what relations lives together to have with the health? 唐宝宝吐了口气,同居和身体健康有什么关系吗? After washing, Tang Baobao does not want to be reproven by dad mom again, took up two steamed stuffed buns to walk. 洗漱之后,唐宝宝可不想再被老爸老妈训斥了,拿起两个包子就走了。 Seats in Little White, Tang Baobao turns on the cell phone, wants to give the wittle pwincess spiral spring information. 坐进小白里,唐宝宝打开手机,原本想给小公举发条信息的。 But saw that wittle pwincess returned yesterday evening: Very busy, another day will chat. 可是看到小公举昨天晚上回的:很忙,改天聊。 Tang Baobao feels is also, superstar is busy very much, I do not send. 唐宝宝觉得也是,大明星忙得很,我还是不发了。 Then wants to a Sister Ling round of news, but thinks that yesterday evening Sister Ling left the time the vision. 接着又想给灵姐发个消息,可是想到昨天晚上灵姐离开时候的目光。 Probably manifests suddenly with is not big. 好像发不发作用不大了。 Sighed, Tang Baobao received the cell phone, this has not been in love, oneself turned into this ghost type, if really discussed? 叹了口气,唐宝宝收好手机,这还没谈恋爱,自己就变成这个鬼样了,如果真谈了? That cannot commit suicide ··· 那不是得自杀了··· Tang Baobao stands firm, dreadful growth, other wave. 唐宝宝稳住,猥琐发育,别浪。 Drives to arrive at company, Tang Baobao discovered that today's Wang Xinsi has not arrived. 驱车来到公司,唐宝宝发现今天的王新思又没到。 Cannot compare ··· unable to compare ··· Tang Baobao to meditate in the heart. 不能比···不能比···唐宝宝在心中默念。 Sits on the chair, Tang Baobao cleaned up a table, examined a next yesterday's translator is right, I will invest the appearance of work with every effort, all rouge skeletons cannot enter my body. 坐在椅子上,唐宝宝清理了一下桌子,又查看了一下昨天的翻译对不对,一副我将尽力投入工作的样子,一切红粉骷髅都进不了我身。 Heavy footsteps sound, Tang Baobao knows that is who came, such heavy footsteps, definitely is a fatty. 一阵沉重的脚步声响起,唐宝宝就知道是谁来了,这么重的脚步,肯定是个胖子。 Was almost late.” Wang Xinsi puts away the briefcase, then puts out the paper goods to wipe away sweat fiercely. “差点就迟到了。”王新思将公文包放好,然后拿出纸巾猛擦汗。 Tang Baobao casts a sidelong glance, then continues to work. 唐宝宝瞟了一眼,然后继续工作。 Wang Xinsi looked at Tang Baobao one, has doubts very much, this fellow is a little unusual today. 王新思看了唐宝宝一眼,很疑惑啊,这家伙今天有点反常。 „Doesn't Pretentious King Tang, prepare acting cool today?” Wang Xinsi slides to Tang Baobao in front of asks curiously. 逼王唐,今天不准备装逼了吗?”王新思溜到唐宝宝面前好奇问道。 Tang Baobao breathes a sigh of relief: I never acting cool.” 唐宝宝舒了口气:“我从来不装逼的。” ··· that your not acting cool, my acting cool.” “呃···那你不装逼,我装逼了啊。” ······ ······ Tang Baobao thought that night biggest Ying Family was not oneself, but was Airplane King. 唐宝宝觉得那天晚上最大的赢家不是自己,而是飞机王啊。 Sees only the Wang Xinsi elongation neck, referred. 只见王新思伸长脖子,指了指。 Tang Baobao looked at one, MLGB, unexpectedly is the strawberry mark. 唐宝宝看了一眼,MLGB的,竟然是个草莓印记。 Showing off of scarlet fruits. 赤果果的炫耀啊。 Knows that this morning I did go out what happened?” Wang Xinsi is excited, as if must inform that world results. “知道今天早上我出门发生什么事情了吗?”王新思兴奋得不行,仿佛要昭告天下似得。 Tang Baobao said lightly: Has no interest.” 唐宝宝淡淡说道:“没兴趣。” Aiya, I like your expression.” “哎呀,我就喜欢你这个表情。” In the Tang Baobao heart is the collapse, this person and the person cannot compare, this missed several streets compared with oneself and Wang Xinsi. 唐宝宝心中是崩溃的,这人和人不能比,这一比自己王新思差了几条街。 Wang Xinsi continues saying: This morning I get out of bed, Shanshan one grasps my tiger back.” 王新思继续说道:“今天早上我起床的时候,姗姗一下就抱住我的虎背。” The tiger carries ··· actually to describe that oneself that pig back tiger back, can not be concerned about face, yesterday also one after another calling of Chief Yuan, today was Shanshan, slotting. 虎背···竟然将自己那猪背形容成虎背,能再不要脸的吗,昨天还一口一口圆总的叫,今天就是姗姗了,挖槽。 Shanshan said that making me make her boyfriend. 姗姗说啊,让我做她的男朋友 Spat up blood ··· Tang Baobao to think that the chest had the extravasated blood. ”呕血···唐宝宝觉得胸口有淤血。 I at that time that excited, cannot bear the sexual intercourse, was almost late.” “我当时那个兴奋啊,又忍不住云雨的一番,差点就迟到了。” Tang Baobao deeply aspirates, pays no attention firmly. 唐宝宝深深吐了口气,坚决不理。 Actually I am very disconsolate, was too quick, after all knew for two days.” A Wang Xinsi depressed appearance, Tang Baobao had the impulsion that planted to seize by the throat. “其实我心里很惆怅,是不是太快了,毕竟才认识两天。”王新思一副郁闷的样子,唐宝宝有种想掐脖子的冲动了。 Pretentious King Tang, did you develop with that beautiful woman elder sister? Has the essence progress?” 逼王唐,你和那位美女姐姐发展得怎么样了?有没有实质进展?” Returned the progress, TMD backs up. 还进展,TMD都倒退了。 Heavenly Capital such acting cool, Sister Ling remained unmoved yesterday obviously unexpectedly, finally. 明明昨天都那么的装逼了,灵姐竟然不为所动,最后还走了。 My wittle pwincess was busy at paying no attention to the person. 我的小公举忙得都不理人了。 Airplane King, are you so idle?” Tang Baobao could not bear, must deter this acting cool behavior. 飞机王,你就这么闲吗?”唐宝宝忍不住了,一定要制止这种装逼行为。 Wang Xinsi said with a smile: Comrade Tang Baobao, later do not call me Airplane King, please call me Effort King.” 王新思笑道:“唐宝宝同志,以后不要叫我飞机王,请叫我功夫王。” Tang Baobao: ······ 唐宝宝:“······ Teaches disciple, starves to death master, millennium invariable truth. 教会徒弟,饿死师傅啊,千年不变的道理。 Similar, Wang Xinsi patted the Tang Baobao's shoulder saying: This matter I also comprehended a truth, conquers a woman unable from the heart to start, if starts from the heart, I cannot obtain Shanshan such woman.” 差不多了,王新思拍了拍唐宝宝的肩膀说道:“这件事我也领悟了一个道理,征服一个女人不能从心开始,要是从心开始,我也得不到姗姗这样的女人。” The Tang Baobao absolute saying to be rational, but the situation is different, installs Pretentious King. 唐宝宝绝对的这话有理啊,但是情况不同,装逼王 Before Wang Xinsi returns to the desk, puts out the cell phone to brush the micro blog daily, immediately calls out in alarm one: I go, my family Goddess gave others to celebrate a birthday unexpectedly, damn!” 王新思回到办公桌前,拿出手机日常刷微博,随即惊呼一声:“我去,我家女神竟然去给别人过生日去了,操蛋的!” Tang Baobao, asked careless: What situation?” 唐宝宝顿了顿,漫不经心问道:“什么情况?” MD, cannot endure, I want, when keyboard hero! Chu Zihan this son of a bitch!” Was saying the Wang Xinsi estimate ran up to others micro blog to curse at people. “MD,不能忍,我要当键盘侠了!楚子翰这个龟儿子!”说着王新思估计跑到别人微博去骂人了。 Tang Baobao puts out the cell phone, opens the Mu Kexin's micro blog. 唐宝宝拿出手机,打开慕可馨的微博。 Above has several groups of pictures, seems like the birthday party, Mu Kexin also on the scene, a picture or Chu Zihan and Mu Kexin's, smile happily, others celebrate a birthday you to wear what hat, but also is blowing the candle! 上面有几组照片,似乎是个生日聚会,慕可馨也在场,其中一张照片还是楚子翰慕可馨的,笑得蛮开心的啊,别人过生日你戴什么帽子呀,还在吹蜡烛! This Chu Zihan Tang Baobao has also looked, a strength actor, has played many soap operas and movies, the patron on promulgation stage, the appearance do not say, this/Ben Baobao difference. 楚子翰唐宝宝也看过,一个实力男星,出演过很多电视剧和电影,颁奖台上的常客,长相就不要说了,比本宝宝差了点。 This compels has put in order absolutely, effeminate! 这逼绝对是整过的,娘娘腔! Has a look at the message again. 再看看留言。 „, My Sir Goddess and Chu Zihan are quite a match.” “哇,我女神大人和楚子翰好般配哦。” Yes, a perfect match, most suitable CP combined.” “是啊,郎才女貌,最适合的CP组合了。” Is good to hope that they play a male one and female one, is very definitely crisp.” “好希望他们演个男一和女一啊,肯定很爽。” Is crisp, Tang Baobao closes the cell phone, places the one side layer on layer/heavily. 爽个屁,唐宝宝关上手机,重重地放在一旁。 Only listened to Wang Xinsi to call one suddenly: „It is not concerned about face, actually said that my family Goddess ran several hundred kilometers to celebrate birthday to him!” 只听王新思忽然叫了一声:“不要脸的,竟然说我家女神跑了几百公里给他庆生!” Several hundred kilometers.” Tang Baobao has doubts. “几百公里。”唐宝宝疑惑一声。 Yes, this son of a bitch is showing off, making father scold him.” “是啊,这个龟儿子在炫耀呢,让老子骂死他。” Tang Baobao turns on the cell phone, found the son of a bitch micro blog, some truly many fan are scolding, it is estimated that is Mu Kexin's fan, naturally also many fan blessings. 唐宝宝又打开手机,找到龟儿子的微博,确实有很多粉丝在开骂,估计都是慕可馨的粉丝,当然也有很多粉丝祝福的。 Tang Baobao expressed that oneself was unable to continue watching, no wonder Mu Kexin said that yesterday evening in busy, is busy giving others to celebrate birthday. 唐宝宝表示自己看不下去了,难怪慕可馨说昨天晚上在忙,忙着给别人庆生呢。 Heart cool half. 心凉一半。 This ran to give the oneself celebration like the day before yesterday, now gives others to celebrate, perhaps Mu Kexin was such good person. 这就像前天跑来给自己庆祝一样,现在又去给别人庆祝了,或许慕可馨本来就是这样的好人吧。 Oh, was oneself wants. 唉,还是自己想多了。
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