MGIR :: Volume #2

#110: Mildew god


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Tang Baobao, drinks!” Ye Fan felt today is in the life gloomiest a day, thinks Tang Baobao is a lucky star, knows by the present, in this luck also has the calamity! 唐宝宝,过来喝酒!”叶凡觉得今天是人生中最灰暗的一天,原本以为唐宝宝是个福星,到现在才知道,这福中还带祸! boss must drink, hasn't gone? Only if you do not want to do! 老板要喝酒,难道还不去吗?除非你不想干了! But this drinks ··· you to determine that can get drunk me? 但这喝酒···你确定能灌醉我吗? Plays the dice. 玩骰子。 Six six! 六个六! Eight five! 八个五! drink drink drink drinks. 喝喝喝喝。 One hour has not arrived, the beer did not have completely, Chief Ye is a little not probably good. 一个小时没到,啤酒全部没了,叶总好像有点不行了。 Had a look at the beverage bottle before his body to know, he is too hapless today, however Yuan Shanshan sat in him begins, was various pits. 看看他身前的酒瓶就知道了,他今天太倒霉了,然而圆姗姗坐在他上手,也是各种坑。 Tang Baobao has not seen such miserable boyfriend, thought oneself was miserable in front of elder sister enough, saw that Ye Fan knows, oneself was too lucky. 唐宝宝从来没见过这么惨的男朋友,原本觉得自己姐姐面前够惨了,看到叶凡才知道,自己太幸运了。 Has such girlfriend, my Tang Baobao pledged, this whole life does not bump mother, please look at this Baobao sincere eye, please believe this Baobao's words. 有这样的女朋友,我唐宝宝发誓,这辈子再也不碰母的,请看着本宝宝真诚的眼睛,也请相信本宝宝的话。 I go to bathroom.” Does Ye Fan was a little dizzy, sway to go out of the passenger compartment. “我去上厕所。”叶凡有点头晕,摇摇晃晃走出了包间。 Yuan Shanshan shakes the head: Useless.” 圆姗姗摇了摇头:“不中用。” Wang Xinsi hēi hēi smiles, as if was a little also drunk: In me uses.” 王新思嘿嘿一笑,似乎也有点醉了:“我中用啊。” hā hā.” Yuan Shanshan not only has not been angry, but also smiles tenderly. 哈哈。”圆姗姗非但没生气,还娇笑起来。 Tang Baobao sees that what situation, the sentiment you are the interest are congenial ··· 唐宝宝见状,什么情况啊,感情你们是趣味相投啊··· Good Chief Ye not here, otherwise Airplane King you ended, unexpectedly woman who sexually harasses the manager! 还好叶总没在这里,不然飞机王你就完了,竟然调戏老总的女人! Everyone continues to play, did not think that was short of a person, it seems like Chief Ye in everyone does not have the position at heart very much. 大家继续玩,丝毫不觉得少了一个人,看来叶总在大家的心里很没地位啊。 This time Chief Ye has cried to faint in the restroom. 此时的叶总已经哭晕在厕所里了。 Really must cry to faint. 是真的要哭晕了。 MLGB! The young brat dares to spit my foot!” Sees only Yellow Hair, bringing under one crowd of hands to stand in the washroom, is teaching Ye Fan that wears the white suit. “MLGB的!小兔崽子敢吐我一脚!”只见一个黄毛,带着一群手下站在洗手间里,正在教训着穿白色西装的叶凡 Yellow Hair was just washing the hands, nearby Ye Fan is also washing the hands. 刚刚黄毛在洗手,旁边的叶凡也在洗手。 Finally Ye Fan sees Yellow Hair to open big mouth to buckle the vegetable leaf, suddenly could not bear, all spat. 结果叶凡看见黄毛张开大嘴在扣菜叶子,一下没忍住,全吐了。 Then splashed on the Yellow Hair shoes! 然后就溅在了黄毛的鞋子上! Then Yellow Hair annoying, kicked a foot immediately, then little bro encircled completely. 这下就将黄毛给惹毛了,顿时就踢上一脚,然后小弟们全部围了过来。 Steps on, Ye Fan while spits, the scene too was then disgusting ··· 一边踩,叶凡一边吐,然后场面实在太恶心了··· Do not hit me, I give you money, my girlfriend is rich.” Ye Fan quickly shouts, had not been hit Ye Fan instigated. “不要打我,我给你们钱,我女朋友有钱。”叶凡急忙喊道,从来没被打过的叶凡怂了。 The Yellow Hair squatting down body, said with a smile: TMD is by the man of woman, guides! I want to take a look at your girlfriend to take how much money but actually!” 黄毛蹲下身子,笑道:“又TMD是个靠女人的男人,带路!我倒想看看你女朋友拿多少钱!” Ye Fan by drawing, that corners of the mouth was the thing of contamination, Ye Fan also felt probably, stretched out the tongue to lick. 叶凡被拉了起来,那嘴角都是污秽之物啊,叶凡好像也感觉到了,伸出舌头舔了一下。 The one side had little bro to see, immediately one side could not bear run up to vomits crazily. 一旁有位小弟看到了,顿时忍不住跑到一旁狂呕。 Has not seen such savage man! 从来没见过这么凶残的男人! In the passenger compartment, Tang Baobao is lying down on the sofa rests, probably a little drank, was resting. 包间里,唐宝宝正躺在沙发上休息,好像有点喝多了,正在休息中。 special ability? This is Baobao that type uses the special ability person casually? 异能?本宝宝是那种随便用异能的人吗? Bang. 砰地一声。 The gate of passenger compartment was shoved open layer on layer/heavily, sees only Ye Fan to stagger along, the under foot is not steady, the chin falls to the ground. 包间的门被重重地推开,只见叶凡跌跌撞撞走了进来,脚下不稳,下巴落地。 This Ye Fan was to definitely bump into the mildew god today. 这个叶凡今天肯定是碰到霉神了。 Sees only Yellow Hair, leading one group of bludgers to walk, everyone's liquor also awoke the larger part. 只见一个黄毛,带着一群混混走了进来,所有人的酒也醒了一大半。 Who is his girlfriend?” Yellow Hair steps in the Ye Fan's buttocks, the sinking sound asked. “谁是他的女朋友?”黄毛踩在叶凡的屁股上,沉声问道。 Everyone is peaceful, being sick will acknowledge that is his girlfriend! 所有人都安静下来,有病才会承认是他女朋友 Yellow Hair sees no one to stand up, shouted again: Asked again your one time, who is his girlfriend!” 黄毛见没人站起身来,再次喝道:“再问你们一次,谁是他女朋友!” Wang Xinsi stands up suddenly. 王新思突然站起身来。 The numerous little bro vision is straight, this fatty is his girlfriend! 小弟目光是直的,这胖子是他的女朋友 Really is the heavy taste, no wonder meets licking lips corner/horn that ··· zé zé zé ··· 果然是重口味,难怪会舔嘴角那···啧啧啧··· Wang Xinsi opens the mouth: Belch 王新思张开嘴巴:“嗝” Excuse me, I am stand to make a belch, sit unable to hit.” “不好意思,我就是站起来打个嗝,坐着打不出来。” People: ······ 众人:“······ TMD, “TMD, Gives me seriously! ” Yellow Hair cold sound shouted, took up the spatial beer bottle, pounded ruthlessly! Finally ··· 都给我严肃点!”黄毛冷声喝道,拿起空的啤酒瓶,狠狠一砸!结果··· Beverage bottle not rotten. 酒瓶没烂。 The glass table was pounded a gap. 玻璃桌被砸了一个缺口。 little bro goes forward saying: big brother, this must buckle from the wages.” 一位小弟上前说道:“大哥,这要从工资里扣的。” Knows! When the time comes said is they pounds!” “知道!到时候就说是他们砸的!” Understood!” “明白!” MD, this jar was so when hard, the fingers/tiger mouth shook the hemp. MD,这瓶子什么时候这么硬了,虎口都震麻了。 „Who you are!” Yuan Shanshan makes noise the interrogation, now only then she went into action. “你们是什么人!”圆姗姗出声质问,现在只有她出马了。 Yellow Hair cold snort/hum: Looks at the gathering place, this man spat my foot, said that his girlfriend has money to accompany.” 黄毛冷哼一声:“看场子的,这男人吐了我一脚,说他女朋友有钱陪。” This, his girlfriend just walked.” Yuan Shanshan calls out in alarm one, probably is really same. “这样啊,他女朋友刚刚走了。”圆姗姗惊呼一声,好像真的一样。 The people are speechless, originally boyfriend can also play. 众人无语,原来男朋友还可以这么玩的。 Ye Fan has not drunk to death, in the mouth muttered shouts: Shanshan, how you can like this to me, but also remembers our pledges?” 叶凡还没醉死呢,嘴中喃喃喊道:“珊珊啊,你怎么能这样对我,还记得我们的誓言吗?” The Yellow Hair vision places on Yuan Shanshan: Plays me!” 黄毛的目光放在圆姗姗身上:“玩我啊!” You want to do!” The Yuan Shanshan anger sound shouted. “你想干什么!”圆姗姗怒声喝道。 Does! Loses money!” The Yellow Hair anger sound berated. “干什么!赔钱啊!”黄毛怒声喝斥。 Wants many!” “想要多少!” You must look at his value many.” Yellow Hair steps on Ye Fan of under foot to shout. “那你就要看他值多少。”黄毛踩着脚下的叶凡喝道。 Yuan Shanshan looked at one: He is not valuable, you drag to hit one.” 圆姗姗看了一眼:“他不值钱,你还是拖出去打一顿吧。” The Ye Fan innermost feelings despair. 叶凡内心是绝望的。 Yellow Hair is also very speechless, sees such girlfriend for the first time, this is false! 黄毛也挺无语的,第一次看见这样的女朋友啊,这是个假的吧! Said wants to murder with a borrowed knife! 还是说想借刀杀人啊! On that sofa the person is also sleeping unexpectedly! Under such atmosphere also some people can fall asleep! 那个沙发上竟然还有一个人在睡觉!这样的气氛下还有人睡得着! That anyone, gives me to get up!” Yellow Hair makes noise to shout. “那个谁,给我起来!”黄毛出声喝道。 A female colleague drew the Tang Baobao leather belt, however Tang Baobao put in the pants crotch the hand, then grasps. 一位女同事拉了拉唐宝宝皮带,然而唐宝宝将手伸进了裤裆,然后抓了抓。 People: ······ 众人:“······ Excuse me, was a little just itchy, therefore cannot bear. 不好意思,刚刚有点痒,所以才忍不住的。 Tang Baobao sits to set out slowly, had a yawn: Continues to drink!” 唐宝宝缓缓坐起身来,打了个哈欠:“继续喝!” Raised the head slowly, looks at Yellow Hair, Tang Baobao calls out in alarm one: Is you, is quite skillful.” 缓缓抬起头,看着黄毛,唐宝宝惊呼一声:“是你啊,好巧。” Young Tang!” Yellow Hair immediately one startled, calls out in alarm loudly. 唐少!”黄毛顿时一惊,大声惊呼。 As Yellow Hair this calling out in alarm, the colleagues are dumbfounded. 随着黄毛这身惊呼,同事们都目瞪口呆。 Young Tang? 唐少 Is it possible that? 莫非? Is Tang Baobao doing surveys in a quiet way rich second generation? 唐宝宝是微服私访的富二代 Wang Xinsi also put in order dumbfounded, daily installs in front of oneself poorly, originally is Young Tang! 王新思也被整懵逼了,天天在自己面前装穷,原来是唐少啊! Tomorrow the company gossip headline is. 明天公司八卦头条就是。 Chief Ye hit the face by Young Tang. 叶总唐少打脸了。 MD, the previous time matter father has not done accounts with you!” “MD,上次的事情老子还没跟你算账呢!” Remembers the previous time matter, Tang Baobao holds anger, elder sister actually thinks that oneself looks for miss, this Yellow Hair added is very expensive, key oneself said that does not ask for money. 想起上次的事情,唐宝宝就憋火,姐姐竟然认为自己去找小姐,这黄毛还说很贵,重点自己说不要钱。 Is that expensive/noble or free? 那到底是贵还是免费? Young Tang, the misunderstanding, how Young Tang such person will look for miss.” 唐少,误会啊,唐少这样的人怎么会找小姐呢。” Numerous simultaneously one startled, Young Tang looks for miss unexpectedly! Tomorrow company gossip headline. 众同时一惊,唐少竟然找小姐!明天公司八卦头条。 Young Tang and Chief Ye, for miss acts greatly. 唐少叶总为了一名小姐大大出手。 You look for miss!” “你才找小姐呢!” „Is is, small frequently looks.” Yellow Hair quickly should say, this Young Tang dreads big brother big brother. “是是是,小的经常找。”黄毛急忙应道,这位唐少大哥大哥都畏惧啊。 Tang Baobao sees the look of colleagues is not right, quickly said: Is standing doing, goes out quickly, this person, drags quickly! The flavor is big.” 唐宝宝见同事们的眼神不对劲了,急忙说道:“站着干什么,快出去啊,这人谁啊,快拖出去啊!味道好大。” Is my ··· Ye Fan makes noise to shout. “是我···叶凡出声喊道。 Tang Baobao one startled, looked at the person of ground, but also is really Chief Ye, oneself slightly narrowed the eyes, in an instant this. 唐宝宝一惊,看了看地上的人,还真是叶总,自己就小眯了一下,转眼就这样了。 How you hit Chief Ye!” Tang Baobao has not thought that this day is Chief Ye investigation extremely bad luck, even if I am fierce, change your fate. “你们怎么打了叶总!”唐宝宝没想到啊,这天是叶总的究极霉运,哪怕我再厉害,也改变不了你的运数。
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