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----ChenHuanzhaninroadside, waited fora whilepeacefully, thismoves towardto the hospitaluniversity of street. The gate guardshave not blockedhim, makinghimsneak„enemyschool”with ease.
陈焕站在路边,又安静地等了一会儿,这才走向对街的医院大学。门卫并没有拦他,让他轻轻松松地潜入了“敌校”。However, the gate guard in enemyschool, althoughdoes not knowhim, butsomestudentactually many of enemyschoolrecognizedChenHuan.
然而,敌校的门卫虽然不认识他,但敌校的学生却有不少人一眼就认出了陈焕。Twoyoungfemale studentswelcomedimmediately: „, You...... areat the previousathletic exchangemeeting, thatwinsmanyprojectsdoublecelebrates the trump card of university.”
两个小女生立即就迎了上来:“呀,你……是上次体育交流会上,那个拿下很多项目的双庆大学的王牌吧。”ChenHuanhan: „Suchlong can also recognizeme?”
陈焕汗了一把:“这么久了还能认出我?”„Alsoshortly.”Twoyoungfemale studentsheesmiled: „Handsome fellow, keepsQQ, orWeChat.”
“也没多久嘛。”两个小女生嘻嘻笑了起来:“帅哥,留个QQ号,或者微信号吧。”ChenHuanhan, justwantsto saypolitely: „Ihave the girlfriend.”Unexpectedly, these wordshave not exported, sidealsohas the short hairattractivefemale studentto run over, saidnearpreviously the ear of thattwofemale studentin a low voice: „Do yougang up withthisgoodsunexpectedly? Thisgoodsonthat day of athletic exchangemeeting, huggedgrove of ourschool a girl, moreoverbrought a symbolpento go in...... itsbehaviorto make the blood boilsimply, didn't youthink overyourbearing capacity?” The previoustwofemale studentsare sweating profuselyimmediately, screamone, turns aroundto run.
陈焕汗了一把,正想礼貌地说:“我已经有了女朋友。”不料,这句话还没出口,旁边又有个短发漂亮女生跑过来,在先前那两个女生的耳边低声道:“你们居然勾搭这货?这货在体育交流会的那天,把一个女孩子抱进了咱们学校的小树林,而且还带着一只记号笔进去……其行为简直令人发指,你们就不掂量一下自己的承受能力?”先前的两个女生顿时满头大汗,尖叫一声,转身就跑。Mostafterwardshort hairbeautiful womanhas not actually run, shewas gesticulatingunexpectedly a despisingexpressiontoChenHuan: „Femalepublic enemy, dies!”
最后来的短发美女却没跑,她居然对着陈焕比划了一个鄙视的表情:“女性公敌,去死!”
The ChenHuanzhangtwomonkscannot feel the mind: „Do youdo? Whysaid that bewilderedlyIam the femalepublic enemy? Iobviouslyam gentleto the girlcompel!”
陈焕丈二和尚摸不着头脑:“你干嘛呢?为啥莫名其妙说我是女性公敌?我明明对女孩子温柔得一逼啊!”Snort! The gentleghost, thattypetramples the femaledignitycrazed the method, but alsodaresto saygently. The short hairbeautiful womanthought: However, howthismatter can myfemale studentsay?
哼!温柔个鬼,那种丧心病狂践踏女性尊严的玩法,还敢说温柔。短发美女心想:不过,这种事我一个女生怎么说得出口?Shehas the serioussaid/tunnel: „Do yourunourmedical collegeto do? It is not the student in thisschool, runsbewilderedly, definitelyforcalamitycalamity the female student of ourmedical college? Ihave been ableto call the security.”
她只好一本正经地道:“你跑咱们医科大学来有何贵干?不是本校的学生,莫名其妙跑进来,肯定是为了祸祸我们医科大学的女生吧?我已经可以去叫保安了。”„Hey, Inot.”ChenHuansinceresaid/tunnel: „Iamsave the female student, does not come the calamitycalamityfemale student, can youtellme, whichtongfemale studentdormitorystudentassociation presidentleaf does Meijinglivein? How manybuildinghow manyrooms? Imustlook for the leafbeautiful scene!”
“喂喂,我可不是啊。”陈焕真诚地道:“我是来拯救女生的,不是来祸祸女生的,你能不能告诉我,学生会长叶美景住在哪一橦女生宿舍?几楼几室?我要去找叶美景!”„Yeah? Originallycomes the calamitycalamityassociation president?” The short hairbeautiful womansucked incold air! Can thischildunexpectedlyterrifyinglike this, have a liking for the association presidentunexpectedly? Don't youfear the embarrassedlanguage of association presidentthatmouth?
“哎?原来是来祸祸会长的?”短发美女倒抽了一口凉气!此子竟恐怖若斯,居然看得上会长?你就不怕会长那一嘴的尬语吗?
After being startled for severalseconds, shemade waysuddenly the path: „Association presidentcanletyourcalamitycalamityactually! Studentassociation presidentleafbeautiful sceneinbornembarrassed of mymedical collegeis in any case invincible, even if yoursuchman, being able to get downmouth. Herdormitoryin that side, makes a turncansee, Room 507, but, night/lodgemanages the auntto be ultra, the male studentmaynot have is so easy to go in......”
惊了好几秒之后,她突然让开了道路:“会长倒是可以让你祸祸!反正我医科大学的学生会长叶美景天生尬无敌,哪怕是你这样的男人,也下不去嘴吧。她的宿舍楼就在那边,转个弯儿就能看到,507室,不过,宿管阿姨超凶,男生可没那么容易进得去……”Hercontinued proportionbelt/bringdelimitedgivesChenHuanzhi the road, finallyalsosinceresaid/tunnel: „Refuelsto fight, the braveyoungster, creates the miraclequickly.”
她连比带划地给陈焕指了路,最后还语重心长地道:“加油去战斗吧,勇敢的少年啊,快去创造奇迹。”
The short hairbeautiful womanis raising headto walk away, in the windalsohearsherwonderfulsinging sound: „Youfacingall, all theselookbravelyin my eyes, Iknow,youare fearless, Iknowyouincomparablyfirm and resolute...... the beautifulassociation president, in the distant placesummonedyou, the braveyoungster, created the miraclequickly......”( PS: The person who can understandthislyrics, yourageexposed.)
短发美女仰着头走远了,风里还传来她美妙的歌声:“你勇敢面对一切,这一切都看在我的眼里,我知道,你无所畏惧,我知道你无比坚毅……美丽的会长,在远方召唤你,勇敢的少年,快去创造奇迹……”(PS:看得懂这歌词的人,你的年龄暴露了。)ChenHuanzongfeelsthisyounger sister'sstyle not right......
陈焕总觉得这妹子的画风不对……Ok, the presentisto make the proper businesstime, do not goto studywhatstylenon-style.
算了,现在是做正事的时候,就别去研究什么画风不画风了。Heaccording to the short hairbeautiful woman'sintroduction, quickfound the female studentdormitory, naturallycannotgo indirectly, night/lodgemanages the auntfiercelylike the tiger, doublecelebrates the female studentdormitorynight/lodge of universityormedical collegemanages the aunt, has the immeasurably deepstrength, Shaolinsweeping the floormonkbumps intothemalso to kneel downto singconquers.
他按照短发美女的介绍,很快就找到了女生宿舍,当然不能直接进去,宿管阿姨猛如虎,不论是双庆大学还是医科大学的女生宿舍宿管阿姨,都拥有深不可测的实力,少林扫地僧碰上她们也得跪下唱征服。ChenHuandoes not dareto manage the auntsteelupfrontwithnight/lodge, circlesto the dormitorybehind, puts forth the wing to wingpair
陈焕不敢和宿管阿姨钢正面,绕到宿舍楼后面,使出比翼双
The flyinglaw, leaptgently, hangs the discharge pipe of female studentdormitory, climbed upupwardly.
飞身法,轻轻一跃,吊住了女生宿舍的排水管,向上攀爬。Crawlstotwobuildings, nearbyfemale studentopens the windowto poke head, deeplyshoutedinspires: „Hū, playedfor a long timegame, so tired.”Then, shediscovered, onnearbydischarge pipeis lyingunexpectedly a male student.
才爬到二楼,旁边一个女生推开窗户探出头来,深深地呼吸了一口气:“呼,打了好久的游戏,累死了。”说完,她就发现,旁边的排水管上居然趴着一个男生。„......”Female studentjust about toscreams, before ChenHuanplaces the lip , a finger: „! Do not call, Iam not an unprincipled person.”
“啊……”女生刚要尖叫,陈焕把一根手指放在唇前:“嘘!别叫,我不是坏人。”„Whatpersonthat...... are thatyou?” The female studentsare afraid the said/tunnel.
“那……那你是啥人?”女生害怕地道。Good, at this moment, does not put out a convincingreason, must be hit the monstermonsterto graspspirit. ChenHuanhas the serioussaid/tunnel: „Mycrawlingbuildinggoes to and girlfriendlover's rendezvous, studies the younger sister, youmaynot call!”
好吧,事到如今,不拿出一个让人信服的理由,就肯定要被打妖妖灵抓起来了。陈焕只好一本正经地道:“我爬楼去和女朋友幽会,学妹,你可千万别叫啊!”„So that's how it is.”Female student the heart of feardid not haveimmediately, insteadalsomultiplied the heart of Eight Trigrams (gossip): „Youmustrefuel! Wants the happiness.”
“原来如此。”女生的畏惧之心顿时就没了,反而还滋生了八卦之心:“那你要加油哦!要幸福哦。”„Relax, without the issue, is certainly happy.”ChenHuanhan, continuedto crawlalong the pipelineupwardly.
“放心,没有问题,一定幸福。”陈焕汗了一把,继续沿着管道向上爬。
The head of female studentwill certainly not shrink, sheliesin the window, gazed afterChenHuanto climb upfivebuildingssilently, musedat heart: Iswhichstudies the elder sister is so happy, unexpectedlyhas the male studentto risk neck the crawlingdischarge pipeto gowithherlover's rendezvous, Iam also good to havethisboyfriend.
女生的头当然不会缩回去了,她就趴在窗口,默默地目送着陈焕爬上了五楼,心里暗想:是哪位学姐这么幸福,居然有男生冒着生命危险爬排水管去和她幽会,我也好想有这种男朋友啊。Justthought ofhere, shesawChenHuanpatoRoom 507window, looked aroundtoward.
刚想到这里,她就见到陈焕爬到507室窗口,向着里面张望。„Meets...... the room of association president?” The female studentsare startled: „Does the association president of thatembarrasseddeceased person,...... have the boyfriendcrawlingdischarge pipeto go to the lover's rendezvousunexpectedly? My God! WhyIsuchgoodfemale studentsingle? Thisworldis unfair! Comes a handsome fellowto crawlmywindow!”
“会……会长的房间?”女生大吃一惊:“那个尬死人的会长,居然……也有男朋友爬排水管去幽会?我的天啊!为什么我这么好的女生还是单身?这个世界不公平!来个帅哥爬我的窗啊啊啊啊!”
The female studentspūspout an oldblood, lieson the window, both handsdangle, likecorpsehung......
女生噗地喷出一口老血,趴在窗台上,双手垂下,像尸体似的挂了起来……
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---ChenHuanpato the window of Room 507, cannot certainlygo indirectly, helooks aroundtoinsidecautiously......
陈焕爬到507室的窗口,当然不能直接进去,他小心翼翼向里面张望……Sees only the leafbeautiful sceneto sitnear the table, twoelbowssupporton the desktop, in the palmholdsthatstrangering.
只见叶美景正坐在桌边,两只手肘撑在桌面上,手掌心里则捧着那枚古怪的戒指。„Mytreasure...... hehehe......” the leafbeautiful scenewhole personas iffell into a strangecondition.
“我的宝贝……嘿嘿嘿……”叶美景整个人似乎都陷入了一种奇异的状态之中。Damn, thatringreallyhas the strangeness! Her conditionis not absolutely normal.
该死,那戒指果然有古怪!她这状态绝对不正常。Ifchanges an average personhere, perhapshas not wanted is too many, butChenHuanis different, heisinonetwoyoungster, in the world outlooks of twoyoungster, variousat sixes and sevensmysteriousphenomenawill be included in the considerationrange.
如果换一个普通人在这里,也许还不会想太多,但陈焕不一样,他是一个中二少年,在中二少年的世界观里,各种乱七八糟的神奇现象都是会纳入考虑范围的。Gives an example, if the average personsaw that a personfliesin the space, thinksat heart: Thisgoodsdefinitelyhung the steel wire!
举个例子,普通人如果看到有一个人在天上飞,心里就会想:这货肯定吊了钢丝!Howevertwoyoungsternoticed that a personfliesin the space, thinks: Thispersonmeets the governingswordflight! Thispersonissuperman! Thispersonwill use the magic!
但是中二少年看到一个人在天上飞,就会想:这个人会御剑飞行!这个人是超人!这个人会用魔法!In brief, twoyoungstermentalitiesare broad, the mental patientis happy.
总之,中二少年思路广,精神病人欢乐多。Therefore, whenseeingleafbeautiful scenethatstrangeappearance, ChenHuanhad/left the innumerablepossibilitieson the imaginationin a flash. For example, shebyringhypnosis! Sheby the anesthetics that on the ringspreadconfused the intelligence! Sheby the ringgrandfathercontrol! Waitsto wait...... in any case, no matter which possibility, the issueleavesonthatring, thiswasmistakenly.
所以,在看到叶美景那古怪的样子时,陈焕一瞬间就想像出了无数种可能性。例如,她被戒指催眠!她被戒指上涂的迷药迷乱了神智!她被戒指里的老爷爷控制!等等等……反正,不管是哪一种可能,问题都出在那枚戒指上,这是错不了的。Authormessage:
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