MGILA :: Volume #9

#858: Do I hold true by being probable to help you not be possible

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Vana also thinks oneself must turn into the world's most vegetable/dish formidable, was eaten by the tentacle strangely, is repenting, suddenly saw that tentacle to write the character on the ground strangely unexpectedly, this startled was not small, what most pulled strangely was this tentacle writes has not met the writing of demon mainland, simplified Chinese character that but wrote...... 莎瓦娜还以为自己要变成世界上最菜勇者,被触手怪吃掉,正在自怨自艾,突然见那触手怪居然在地上写起字了,这一惊非小,最扯的是这触手怪写的还不是逢魔大陆的文字,而是写的简体中文字…… Vana mixed very for a long time double celebrated the potential surface, poured also recognizes this matter, carefully looked, relaxes, mouth gently „not” two. 莎瓦娜混了很久的双庆位面了,倒也认得这种事,仔细一看,松了口气,嘴里轻轻地“唔唔”了两声。 Chen Huan the tentacle of her mouth was then taking stops up. 陈焕这才把塞着她嘴巴的触手取了出来。 Vana long spat a foul air immediately: „Hū, I also think that died, but also was feeling strange why this tentacle was strange is so intelligently flexible, finally, unexpectedly was the shining changes. Fortunately fortunately, saved a life, will then not be eaten by the monster.” 莎瓦娜立即长长地吐了口浊气:“呼,我还以为死定了,还在奇怪这只触手怪为什么这么灵活聪明,结果,居然是焕焕变的。还好还好,捡了条命,这下不会被怪物吃掉了。” Chen Huan hurried and wrote: „It is not I changes, does not know how to turn like this, helped me change quickly.” 陈焕赶紧又写道:“不是我自己变的,是不知道怎么就变成这样了,快帮我变回来啊。” „, You turned into the tentacle to be strange bewilderedly, wants to change, therefore looked for me?” “哦,你莫名其妙变成了触手怪,想变回来,所以就来找我？” „Yes!” Chen Huan wrote. “是的！”陈焕写道。 „This is you do not knock on a door, crashes in the room of taking a bath young girl from the window, has not put on the young girl of clothes to tie hands with the tentacle, ties down stubbornly, but also is poisonous the young girl with the paralysis venom but actually, cannot move, no matter what you put in the mouth the tentacle, the reason of recklessly organizing?” “这就是你不敲门,从窗户冲进正在洗澡的少女的房间,用触手把没穿衣服的少女五花大绑,死死缠住,还用麻痹毒液把少女毒倒,不能动弹,任你把触手伸进嘴里,肆意摆布的理由？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Good, truly is own is not right, Chen Huan has the little darling to write on the ground: „Sorry.” 好吧,确实是自己的不对,陈焕只好乖乖在地上写了个:“对不起。” „You thought that was only said did sorry can settle?” Vana hmph hmph saying: „I was all visited by you light/only, now also dies to cling to for dear life by you in the taking a bath barrel, whole body touched, you said that does sorry? Is what thing sticks on my buttocks?” “你觉得光是说个对不起就能了事？”莎瓦娜哼哼道:“我全被你看光了,现在还被你死死缠在洗澡桶里,全身上下摸了个遍,你就说个对不起？哇,是什么东西粘在我屁股上？” Is a tentacle, really without the place suspended, Chen Huan hurries entangling loosens in Vana's tentacle, for a while how he does not know explained that is sweating profusely, but the tentacle stuck the stick-slip to slide on the whole body strangely, does not know that is perspiring, sees a Vana face indignant appearance, he has to write on the ground: „Sorry, I will compensate your, helping you play cards! Helps you fight all over the sign of entire mainland.” 是一条触手,实在没地方摆了,陈焕赶紧把缠在莎瓦娜身上的触手都松开,他一时也不知道怎么解释,满头大汗,不过触手怪本来就全身粘粘滑滑的,也不知道算不算是在流汗,看到莎瓦娜一脸激愤的样子,他只好在地上写道:“对不起,我会补偿你的,帮你打牌！帮你打遍整个大陆的牌。” „Is my Vana such inexpensive woman? Helps me play a sign to me to look that touches and acts unreasonably?” “我莎瓦娜是这么廉价的女人？帮我打个牌就能对我又看又摸又乱来？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” „Not only the help/gang hits, but also wants Bang equal/match, the detailed explanation, the patient analysis, sparring partner......” the Vana one breath to say a big pile: „The little darling helps me handle completely, I can forgive your impolite behavior reluctantly.” “不光帮打,还要帮配牌,详细讲解,耐心分析,陪练……”莎瓦娜一口气说了一大堆出来:“全部都乖乖帮我搞定,我才能勉强原谅你刚才的无礼行为。” „Okay good, all illuminates doing that you said.” Chen Huan is a reasonable person, made the younger sisters a moment ago such embarrassedly, now the little darling concessions are the etiquette of man. “好好好,全都照你说的做。”陈焕是个讲道理的人,刚才把人家妹子弄得这么难堪,现在乖乖让步才是男人的礼仪。 Saw him so to recognize cleverly instigated, Vana was complacent the said/tunnel: „Good, forgave you.” 见他如此乖巧地认了怂,莎瓦娜这才得意洋洋地道:“好吧,原谅你了。” Actually, if changes a man when Vana takes a bath hits, but also did these impolite matters to her, she definitely has no way to forgive the opposite party, but since is Chen Huan, that had no relations. The women regarding the man who oneself like, the criterion that can yield is very big. 其实,如果换个男人在莎瓦娜洗澡时撞进来,还对她做了这些无礼的事,她肯定是没法原谅对方的,但既然是陈焕,那就没啥关系了。女人对于自己喜欢的男人,能让步的尺度是非常大的。 For example, in repugnant the schoolmate by the company was touched buttocks, the woman can make in the company to you brings ruin and shame upon oneself by the company is dismissed to get the hell out. The however liked colleague puts out a hand to touch the buttocks, she is not angry not only, instead thief happily white/in vain your eyes: „After getting off work, do not walk, on the conference room sofa sees.” 比如,被公司里讨厌的同学摸了一下屁股,女人能在公司里闹到你身败名裂被公司开除滚蛋。但是被喜欢的同事伸手摸一下屁股,她不光不生气,反而贼开心地白你一眼:“下班后别走,会议室沙发上见。” ( Above is taken from 32 father-in-law epic work «Court eunuch Eyes Woman».) (以上摘自三十二公公史诗巨著《太监眼中的女人》。) Chen Huan loosened Vana, crawls the taking a bath barrel, keeps inside a Vana person, the Vana mouth muttered to read aloud to scatter the technique, before long, the golden light ray moved together two around her, on her the venom paralysis was scattered, Vana then can the action be free. 陈焕松开了莎瓦娜,爬出洗澡桶,将莎瓦娜一个人留在里面,莎瓦娜嘴里喃喃地念诵起了驱散术,不一会儿,一道金光的光芒围绕着她旋转了两圈,她身上的麻痹毒液被驱散一空,莎瓦娜这才可以行动自如了。 She anxiously from not washing the barrel comes out, but lies in the barrel edge, two snow white lotus root arms lie in the wood can the border, Chen Huanzhi can see this pair of arm and her head and fragrant shoulder. 她也不急着从洗桶里出来,而是趴在桶沿,两条雪白的藕臂就趴在木能的边沿,陈焕只能看到这一双手臂和她的脑袋和香肩。 Vana looks at Chen Huan with the curious vision, left looked, right looked, sized up some little time, hee hee said with a smile: „How do you do this appearance?” 莎瓦娜用好奇的眼光看着陈焕,左看,右看,打量了好一会儿,嘻嘻笑道:“你是怎么搞成这个样子的？” Chen Huan does not know whether to laugh or cry wrote: „I don't know either, I was also taking a bath a moment ago, suddenly turned into this all of a sudden.” 陈焕哭笑不得地写道:“我也不知道,我刚才也正在洗澡,突然一下子就变成这样了。” „Suddenly changed? This is impossible.” Vana said: „You think again carefully.” “突然就变了？这不可能啊。”莎瓦娜道:“你再仔细想想。” Chen Huan wrote awkwardly: „Good, I acknowledged honestly, I at that time takes a bath, while wants not to have the matter of positive result in the brain, finally thinks, oneself turned into this.” 陈焕尴尬地写道:“好吧,我老实承认了,我当时一边洗澡,一边在脑子里想一些没名堂的事情,结果想着想着,自己就变成这样了。” „, Wasn't this your previous time says that? The tentacle strangely is actually not the genuine monster, it is the gentry evil fantasy has present to melt.” Vana hehe said with a smile: „Your evil gentleman fantasized, turned into the monster yourself, such understanding could also convince but actually.” “哇,这不就是你上次说那个吗？触手怪其实并不是真正的怪物,它是绅士们邪恶的幻想具现化而成的。”莎瓦娜嘿嘿笑道:“你邪恶的绅士幻想,将你自己变成了怪物,这样理解倒也说得通。” This is the most credible guess, Chen Huan has to recognize instigated: „Good, I acknowledged my too contamination, the God to punish me, turned into this me. In brief, why turns into this is not unimportant, studies the elder sister a bit faster changes me.” 这是最靠谱的猜测,陈焕只好认怂:“好吧,我承认我这个人太污秽了,老天爷为了惩罚我,就把我变成了这样。总之,为什么变成这样一点也不重要啦,学姐快点把我变回来啊。” Vana hee hee said with a smile: „Do I hold true by being probable to help you change may not?” 莎瓦娜嘻嘻笑道:“我有什么理由非得帮你变回来不可？” „Well? Didn't I comply to help you play cards a moment ago?” “咦？我刚才不是答应帮你打牌了吗？” „Helps me play cards, but rushes to me to take a bath, is discourteous my compensation.” Vana said: „I, since has forgiven you, then helped the matter that I played cards counter-balance, changed you are a different matter.” “帮我打牌,只是闯我洗澡,非礼我的补偿。”莎瓦娜道:“我既然已经原谅了你,那么帮我打牌的事就抵消了,把你变回来就是另一回事了吧。” „Okay, different matter.” Chen Huandao: „I invited the studying elder sister again seriously, help, changed me, Ok?” “好好,另一回事。”陈焕道:“那我再次郑重地请求学姐,帮我个忙,把我变回来,可以吗？” „It is not good!” Vana hehe said with a smile: „Soon before, I pleaded you to help me play cards humblly, you have not complied, dies is not willing to help my appearance, now you bump into the difficulty, wants to make me help you? Did you think too simply this world? Thought to speak me too well?” “不行！”莎瓦娜嘿嘿笑道:“不久之前,我低三下四的恳求你帮我打牌,你还不答应呢,一幅死也不肯帮我的样子,现在你碰上困难,就想让我帮你了？你是不是把这个世界想得太简单了点？或者是把我这个人想得太好说话了点？” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Good, has words to be called the original work dead, cannot live, Chen Huan feels now finally profoundly. 好吧,有句话叫做自作死,不可活,陈焕现在总算是深刻地感受到了。 He has to write: „That this, I take a bath now, you peep, then I choose to forgive you, can you help me?” 他只好写道:“那这样吧,我现在去洗澡,你来偷看,然后我选择原谅你,你就可以帮我了吧？” „Does a bit less, which young girl will have to look that a tentacle will take a bath strangely?” Vana laughs saying: „This broken condition that does not have the positive result, I will not comply.” “少来啦,有哪个少女会去看一只触手怪洗澡？”莎瓦娜哈哈大笑道:“这种没名堂的破条件,我才不会答应呢。” „Actually can you how?” Chen Huan wrote: „Has what condition to open by all means that this wave of I recognize carry, the little darling listens to you to tell that is.” “那你究竟要怎样？”陈焕写道:“有什么条件都只管开吧,这波我认载,乖乖听你吩咐就是。” The Vana's eyeball revolved fast two, suddenly „Bingo”, on the head as if had a light bulb to be bright. She is groaning to say to Chen Huan: „You first transfer, do not visit me, I wanted to wear the clothes, when I came out to negotiate the terms with you again.” 莎瓦娜的眼珠子飞快地旋转了两圈,突然“Bingo”一下,脑袋上仿佛有个灯泡亮了。她对着陈焕哼哼道:“你先把头转开,别看我这边,我要起来穿衣服了,等我出来再和你讲条件。” Chen Huan thought: All looked a moment ago, but also entangled with the tentacle, you also fear that now I did look? Ok! Now does not spit your trough, I cannot stir up you. His little darling has transferred the body, only behind hears whish a water sound, Vana came out...... 陈焕心想:刚才全看遍了,还用触手缠遍了,你现在还怕我看？算了！现在不吐你的槽,我惹不起你。他乖乖转过身子,只听到背后哗地一声水响,莎瓦娜出来了……
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