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-----Snuolhmph hmph saying: „Youthink, godslikeme, but alsocomes to snatch the ordinarythingpersonally? Whatfoodand do weaponkind of trashhavewhatto affectto me? Do I need to snatchtattered your? LikeIsuchgreatgod, sincecamepersonally, naturallymustsnatchrarely, easiest-to-useQuinte.”
厄瑞斯努哼哼道:“你们以为,像我这样的神明,还亲自来会来抢普通的东西吗?什么食物、兵器这一类的垃圾对我来说有什么作用?我有必要来抢你们那点破烂?像我这么伟大的神,既然都亲自来了,当然是要抢最稀有,最好用的昆特牌。”
A ChenHuanoldtroughalmostcould not find the placeto spit: „Mental handicap of mother, studies the elder sister, does the god in thisworldwantto playQuinte? Moreover is the rarecard the treasure that is worth the godintendingto snatchpersonally?”
陈焕一口老槽差点找不到地方吐:“妈的智障,学姐,这个世界的神都要打昆特牌?而且稀有卡是值得神亲自出手来抢的宝物?”„Yes!”Vanasaid: „Except forQuinte, but alsothere is anything to dareto say the treasuretwocharacters.”
“是啊!”莎瓦娜道:“除了昆特牌,还有什么敢自称宝物二字。”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”Vanaexplained,raised the head, was sayingtoSnuolloudly: „God of Snuolslaughtering, althoughyourepresentare grabbingandslaughtering, believes inallthings to snatch, thinks that robsis a verynoblematter, but...... youmade a mistakeprobably a matter, thisworld, anythingcanuseto snatch, only thenQuinte, cannotsnatch, can only pass with play cardsto winwithothers.”
莎瓦娜解释完毕,抬起头来,对着厄瑞斯努大声道:“杀戮之神厄瑞斯努,虽然你代表着劫掠与杀戮,信奉所有的东西都应该去抢过来,认为抢劫是一件很高尚的事情,但是……你好像搞错了一件事,这件世界,什么都能用抢,只有昆特牌,是不能抢的,只能通与和别人打牌赢过来。”„? Whycan'tsnatch?”Snuolsaid: „So long askilledyou, Icantake away the signfrom the corpse, yougive the reason that Icannotsnatchfirst.”Then, he was also crookedtilting the head: „Well? WhenIlearned saying that withthisstrangelanguagethistypedid compel the wordsfunny? Ok, thisis not the key point.”
“哦?为什么不能抢?”厄瑞斯努道:“只要杀了你们,我就能从尸体上拿走牌,你给我一个不能抢的理由先。”说完,他又歪了歪头:“咦?我什么时候学会用这种奇怪的语言说这种逗逼话的?算了,这不是重点。”Itstares the bigeye, whenVanagivesher a satisfactoryanswer.
它瞪大眼睛,等莎瓦娜给她一个满意的答案。Onlylistens toVanato sayloudly: „Snuol, ifyoubump intoon a personto have the sign, falls the homicide, robshiscardsign, whocomesto play cardswithyou? Can't youandhit?”
只听莎瓦娜大声道:“厄瑞斯努,如果你碰到一个人身上有牌,就把他杀掉,抢走他的卡牌,那谁来和你打牌呢?你总不能自己和自己打吧?”„Well?”Snuolgawked the god: „I can also fightwithgod of DiyamaEvil Dragon.”
“咦?”厄瑞斯努楞了楞神:“我还可以和恶龙之神提亚玛特打。”Vanahmph hmph saying: „Thenfightswithhimdaily, foreverfightswithhim, Diyamadefinitelyhashis ownfighting methodstyle, youplay cardswith the person of samestyledaily, hit, such a styleandyouproject on dead, whatmeaning does your signhitalsoto have?”
莎瓦娜哼哼道:“然后就天天和他打,永远和他一个人打,提亚玛特肯定有他自己的打法风格,你天天和同一个风格的人打牌,打来打去,就那么一种风格和你打到死,你这牌打起来还有什么意思?”Snuol: „......”
厄瑞斯努:“……”Strangesilent......
诡异的沉默……Silent......
沉默……Silenta halfminute, Snuol„” a palm of the handclappedon the forehead: „Well, right! Bumps intoperson who has the sign, Ishouldplay cardswithhimam right, howcanrobhissign, snatcheddid not make into a tooth.”
足足沉默了半分钟,厄瑞斯努“啪”地一巴掌拍在脑门上:“咦,对呀!碰上有牌的人,我应该和他打牌才对,怎么能抢走他的牌呢,抢了就打不成了口牙。”„You, althoughbig, looks atlikely a verystupidperson, but the brainhas not shatteredcompletely.”Vanaputs out a signfrom the bosomsuddenly, hehesaid with a smile: „Therefore, youwantmysign, mustuse the custom of Quinte, wehitseveral, won the personcantake away a signto turn over to itselffrom the cardgroup of opposite party, how?”
“你虽然个头大,看起像个很笨的人,但脑子也没有完全坏掉嘛。”莎瓦娜突然刷地从怀中拿出一把牌,嘿嘿笑道:“所以,你想要我的牌,就得用昆特牌的规矩来,咱们来打几把,赢了的人能从对方的卡组里拿走一张牌归自己所有,如何?”Snuolsnort/hum a sound said: „Come, plays cardsplays cards, the east windblows, the battle drumstrikes, thisworldWhofearsWho!”
厄瑞斯努哼了一声道:“来啊,打牌就打牌,东风吹,战鼓擂,这个世界Who怕Who!”Therefore, justalsoin the werewolfarmy, the fostering talentarmyandcaravan that the life and deathfought, nowallarrives on a broadplain, everyoneseizedtositting down, the preparationstartedto play cards. Sees only the greatwolfgeneralto put outTaocardfrom the bosom, laughs saying: „Inourwerewolftribe, no onecanwinme.”
于是,刚刚还在生死斗的狼人军、树人军、商队,现在全都来到了一片广阔的平原上,大家捉对坐下,准备开始打牌。只见巨狼将军从怀里刷地拿出一套卡牌,大笑道:“在咱们狼人部落,没有人能打赢我。”Fostering talentRoyZishisopponent, healsoshakes the crown saying: „Verygood, infostering talenttribeIam also invincible.”
树人RoyZ是他的对手,他也晃着树冠道:“很好,树人部落里我也是无敌的。”
A wolftree, startsto play cardsexhaustively.
一狼一树,开始绞尽脑汁地打起牌来。
The werewolfgroup leaderalsoputs outoneset of sign, whatsitsopposite ofhimis the teams leader of caravan......
狼人小头目也拿出一套牌,坐在他对面的是商队的队长……
A femalewerewolfalsoput outoneset of sign, whatsitsopposite ofherisaccountantKaren of caravan......
一只母狼人也拿出了一套牌,坐在她对面的是商队的会计凯伦……This side, Snuolalsoput outoneset of sign, inhisopposite, ChenHuanandVanasits downabreast in row, ChenHuancamebyNora, the femaleformidable who thisdoes not have the positive resultwholeheartedlythinks that now all -winrarecardsigncomes back, thereforeoneselfdo not go on stage, insidelooks that ChenHuanhits.
这一边,厄瑞斯努也拿出了一套牌来,在他的对面,陈焕和莎瓦娜并排坐下,陈焕是被莎瓦娜拉过来的,这个没名堂的女勇者现在一心想多赢点稀有卡牌回来,所以自己都不上场了,就在旁边看着陈焕打。VanahangsChenHuanarmto make an effortto fling: „Shining, musthelpmedefeatSnuol, thentakes away a bestsignfromhiscardgroup.”
莎瓦娜吊着陈焕的胳膊用力甩:“焕焕,一定要帮我打败厄瑞斯努,然后从他的卡组里拿走最好的一张牌。”„Goodall various professions, giveme.”ChenHuanknowing whether to laugh or crysaid/tunnel: „IsuspectdemonWang Jun who nowseriouslythisworldactuallydoes havewantsto conquer the worldwholeheartedly, onecrowd of won't mental handicap of mother, on the plain outside capital city of King, bedozensregimentswill be seizingnowtoplaying cards?”
“行行行,交给我吧。”陈焕哭笑不得地道:“我现在严重怀疑这个世界的魔王军究竟有没有真心诚意地想要征服世界,妈的一群智障,现在王者之都城外的平原上,不会是几十个军团正在捉对打牌吧?”„Thiswhoknows?”Vanalets go: „Youmustknow, somewhatimportantenemygreat general, ifyounot, inbattlesbeforehimfirstplays cardswithhim, butfirstfightswithhim, hemightdiein the war, causingyou unable to attain the rarecardsign in hishandagain. Therefore, both armiesbattle, firstplays a signis not the general knowledge?”
“这个谁知道呢?”莎瓦娜摊手:“你要知道,有些重要的敌方大将,如果你不在和他交战之前先和他打牌,而是先和他打架,那他就有可能在战争中死掉,导致你再也无法拿到他手里的稀有卡牌。所以,两军交战,先打一把牌不是常识么?”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”„Hey, do you tworubbishday after day, actuallyalsoplay cards?”Snuolgets angrysaid.
“喂,你们两个废话连天,究竟还打不打牌了?”厄瑞斯努怒道。„Hits, naturallyhits.”Vanahehesaid with a smile: „Shiningplaying cardsclever, Snuol, youra whilelostmayotherbrazennot give the sign.”
“打打打,当然打。”莎瓦娜嘿嘿笑道:“焕焕打牌贼强,厄瑞斯努,你一会儿输了可别赖皮不给牌。”Snuolgets angry: „Iam the god of slaughtering, is not the god of lie, Ispokemustturn out as said.”
厄瑞斯努怒道:“我是杀戮之神,不是谎言之神,我说话是要算话的。”„Good, youlostdo not cry.”
“好吧,那你输了别哭鼻子。”„Lostcanbeyou, your stupidhuman, howpossiblywon the god...... hahahaha......”
“输的会是你们,你们这些愚蠢的人类,怎么可能赢得了神……哈哈哈哈……”
After dozen minutes,......
十几分钟之后……Snuol„pūpasses”oneto knock down, frustratedbodyanteflexion: „Ilost!”Pitiful, both handsofferedoneselfcardsign: „Good, means what he says, youcantake awaystretch/opencardfrommycardgroupnow.”
厄瑞斯努“噗通”一声扑倒在地,失意体前屈:“我输了!”可怜巴巴,双手奉上了自己的卡牌:“好吧,说话算话,你们现在可以从我的卡组里拿走一张卡牌。”„, Actuallyanythingcalorieswecome to seesome of his.” The Vanagreat happiness, hurriesto placein the lawnthatsignallbooth.
“哦,那我们来看看他究竟有些什么卡。”莎瓦娜大喜,赶紧把那幅牌全都摊放在草坪上。„Iscratch, Snuol, your compelspoorly.”Vanajumpedangrily: „Yourthispile of tatteredcards? Rarecard? Special effectcard? Sparklinggold card? Whyyourwhat?”
“我擦,厄瑞斯努,你这个穷逼。”莎瓦娜愤怒地跳了起来:“你就这一堆破烂卡?稀有卡呢?特效卡呢?闪闪发光的金卡呢?为什么你什么都没有?”Snuolpitifulsaid/tunnel: „Was wonbygod of DiyamaEvil Dragon, inmypresentonthistrashsign.”
厄瑞斯努可怜巴巴地道:“都被恶龙之神提亚玛特赢走了,我现在手里就这一把垃圾牌。”Vanais speechless, good, card who compelsfromthispoorlytakes awaybestone......
莎瓦娜无语,好吧,就从这穷逼的卡里拿走最好的一张……Sheonescreened outonealsoto calculatecard that reluctantlycanread.
她刷地一下抽走了一张勉强还算能看的卡。Snuolsawinownthattrashsignbestscreened out, immediatelycrieslikely200jin (0.5 kg)child, hisgrandiosebodysways back and forthon the lawneverywhere: „, Ended, eventhiscardwas also won, thenmycardsignwas finishedthoroughly, thesewas finishedthoroughly.”
厄瑞斯努看到自己那一把垃圾牌中最好的一张被抽走,顿时哭得像个200斤的孩子,他壮硕的身体在草地上满地打滚:“啊啊啊,完了,连这张卡也被人赢走了,这下我的卡牌彻底完蛋了,啊啊啊,这一下彻底完蛋了。”Seeinghimis so miserable, ChenHuanis not a little cruel enoughactually, morelikes the person of cardsigngame, moreisknows a rarecardhowprecious, thispitifulbearchildlinked one cardnot to have, to lookunexpectedly made one love dearly, ok, helpedhisone.
见他这么惨,陈焕倒是有点不忍心了,越是喜欢卡牌游戏的人,越是知道一张稀有卡是多么的宝贵,这可怜的熊孩子居然连一张好卡都没有,看了就让人心疼,算了,帮他一把吧。ChenHuantakesSnuol'scardgroup, helpinghimmix, althoughdoes not have the rarecardnow, allwas a Tunka, butafterreasonablematching , before Snuol, cardgroup that collectedchaotically. HegivesSnuol the cardgroup that arranges, said: „Takes away, thisisIcarefullyfor the poor personcardgroup of youragaingroup, youusethiscardgroupto go toandgod of DiyamaEvil Dragonhitseveralto try, couldwinyourrarecard.”
陈焕把厄瑞斯努的卡组拿起来,帮他重新调配了一下,虽然现在没有稀有卡,全是一把普通卡,但是经过一番合理的搭配之后,也比厄瑞斯努以前乱糟糟凑出来的卡组强。他把重新安排好的卡组递给厄瑞斯努,道:“拿走吧,这是我精心为你重新组的穷人卡组,你用这个卡组去和恶龙之神提亚玛特打几把试试,说不定能把你的稀有卡赢回来哦。”
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