At noon today, the father-in-lawto a mirrorphoto, suddenlydiscovered that ownhairgoodlonggoodsteadily, was the timegoes outonewaveto cut, aiya.
今天中午,公公对镜一照,突然发现自己的头发已经好长好长了,是时候出门一波剪头了,哎呀。In order tocutaddsone.
为剪头加一更。-----
-----„, Inyourhandhowonly thentheserottensigns?”ChenHuanis readingVana'sallcardsignreserves, whilehelpsheradjust the signgroup.
“哇,你手上怎么就只有这些烂牌?”陈焕一边翻看着莎瓦娜所有的卡牌储备,一边重新帮她调整牌组。Vanapitifulsaid/tunnel: „Iam the newformidablestart off, the collection of cardsignare not enough, only thenthisrottensign, therefore, bumps into the mysteriousperson who canplay cardsin the journey, cannot certainlylet off, mustwinto be good the rarecardsign on herhand.”
莎瓦娜可怜巴巴地道:“我是新勇者上路嘛,卡牌的收集还不够多,只有这一把烂牌,所以,在旅途中碰上能打牌的神秘人,就一定不能放过,必须把她手上的稀有卡牌赢过来才行。”ChenHuandoes not know whether to laugh or cry: „Reallydoes not know how the formidableis saving the world.”
陈焕哭笑不得:“真不知道勇者是怎么在拯救世界。”„Bigmagicianmister, the formidableyoung lady, do youwantto play a signwithme?” The teams leader of caravangiveanothercart driverto control the carriage, thenjumpedChenHuan their car(riage)s, fished out a signfrom the bosom: „Hehehe, is notIboasts, inmycaravan, no onecanwinme. Ifyoucanwinme, Igiveyouthissign, Ihavein any casemany.”
“大魔法师先生,勇者小姐,你们要和我打一把牌吗?”商队的队长把马车交给另一个车夫掌控着,然后跳到了陈焕他们这辆车上来,从怀里摸出一把牌:“嘿嘿嘿,不是我吹牛,在我的商队里,没人能打赢我。如果你们能赢我,我就把这张牌送给你们,反正我有多的。”Heput out a glitteringrarecardsign, is placedinside.
他拿出了一张金光闪闪的稀有卡牌,摆在旁边。Vanasaidimmediately: „Hitshits, winsthatsign.”
莎瓦娜立即道:“打呀打呀,把那张牌赢过来。”ChenHuanstaredVanaoneeyesill-humoredly......
陈焕没好气地瞪了莎瓦娜一眼……Stares, thought: Ok, hitshits, at the journeydoes not haveothermatter to doin any case.
瞪完,心想:算了,打就打吧,反正旅途上也没别的事可做。
After severalminutes, the team leader of caravan„pūpassed”oneto fall downon the cargopile: „Ilost.”
数分钟后,商队的队长“噗通”一声扑倒在了货物堆上:“我输了。”ChenHuaninhittingQuintethis point, is truly fierce, takes a Vana'strashsignobviously, unexpectedlywaswith ease the teams leader of caravan, but alsoobtained a rarecard, advancedinownsigngrouphappily, changed a trashcardfrominside.
陈焕在打昆特牌这一点上,确实厉害,明明拿着莎瓦娜的一把垃圾牌,居然轻轻松松就把商队的队长做掉了,还得到了一张稀有卡,开开心心地加进了自己的牌组里,从里面换出了一张垃圾卡。Justfired off, sideextended a giantfostering talenthead, originallywasRoyZcame, hisunexpectedlyalsoassuming an air of self approbationsaid/tunnel: „Never expected thatyouwill also playQuinte, actuallyIwill also play, do youwantto hitonewithme? Inmyfostering talentarmy, has not fostered talent to be able to winme. Ifyouwonme, Ialsodeliveryou an extrasign.”
刚打完,旁边又伸出来一颗巨大的树人脑袋,原来是RoyZ过来了,他居然也摇头晃脑地道:“没想到你们还会打昆特牌呀,其实我也会玩,你们要和我打一把吗?在我的树人部队里,没有树人能打得赢我。如果你们赢得了我,我也送你们一张多余的牌。”Healsoputs out a rarecardto placeside!
他也拿出一张稀有卡放在旁边!
After dozen minutes, RoyZpūpassesoneto knock down, frustratedbodyanteflexion: „Ilost.”
十几分钟之后,RoyZ噗通一声扑倒在地,失意体前屈:“我输了。”ChenHuanreceives a rarecardgrinningly, signgroup that joinsVana.
陈焕又笑嘻嘻地收入一张稀有卡,加入莎瓦娜的牌组。„!! Helpedmegainthreerarecardsin an instant.”Vanadoubleis bright the star: „, Is quite fierce! The shining, does not know why suddenlythoughtyouare quite charming, beforeyoudid not haveobviouslysuchgracefully, youhave helpedmeplay cardssimply, helpingmewin the entiremainland, inallrarecardsignsthismainlandcollectscompletely, like thisIwas invincible.”
“哇!哇!一转眼都帮我赚了三张稀有卡了。”莎瓦娜双眼亮着星星:“哇,好厉害!焕焕,不知道为啥突然觉得你好帅气,以前你明明没这么帅的呀,你干脆就一直帮我打牌吧,帮我赢遍整个大陆,将这个大陆上所有的稀有卡牌全部收集起来,这样我就无敌了。”ChenHuannu: „Wearehit the fiendish personobviously.”
陈焕怒:“我们明明就是来打魔王的。”„Fiendish personanythingindifferent, playing cardsismost important.”
“魔王什么的无所谓啦,打牌才是最重要的。”„Wizardmanagesyou.”
“鬼才理你。”„Helpsothers.”VanahangsaboutChenHuanarmto sway: „Helpsothersplay cards.”
“帮帮人家嘛。”莎瓦娜吊着陈焕的胳膊左右摇晃:“帮人家打牌嘛。”„Does not want!”ChenHuandao: „Moreover, do not leaveme is so near, had not taken a bathobviouslyyesterday.”
“才不要!”陈焕道:“另外,不要离我这么近,明明昨天没洗澡。”Vanahonk the mouthwas saying: „Yesterdaythatred hairwomanminimumoneweekhad not taken a bath, don't youleadherto build the flyingsword? I a dayhave not washed......”
莎瓦娜嘟着嘴道:“昨天那红发女人起码一星期没洗澡了,你不也带着她搭飞剑?我才一天没洗……”„Othershave the warrantto have no wayto take a bath, Ido not shut out.”ChenHuandao: „But is yourreasonright?”
“人家是有正当理由才没法洗澡,我才不嫌弃。”陈焕道:“但是你的理由正当吗?”Vanalets go: „Howplaying cardswasn't the warrant? Playing cardsobviouslyis the mostrightreason. Cannottotake a baththisminor matterdelaysto play cards.”
莎瓦娜摊手:“打牌怎么就不是正当理由了?打牌明明是最正当不过的理由。不能为了洗澡这种小事耽搁打牌。”„Youcannottakes a bathwhileplays cards?”ChenHuandao: „SoaksinOnchonri and personplays cardsanything, canplay cardsandtake a bathbothto give dual attentiontogether.”
“你就不能边洗澡边打牌吗?”陈焕道:“泡在温泉里和人打牌什么的,就能打牌和洗澡两者一起兼顾。”Hiswordsjustsaid, the Vanasuddenwhole persontrembles, thenshakes, shakes, shakes: „You, you...... yourtoocontamination, youwantto take a bathwithme.”
他话刚说完,莎瓦娜突然整个人一颤,然后抖,抖,抖:“你,你……你这个人太污秽了,原来你想和我一起洗澡。”„Nanie? When have Ispokenthiswords?” A ChenHuanfacecompelsignorant.
“纳尼?我什么时候说过这种话?”陈焕一脸懵逼。„Ijustsaidaskedyouto helpmeplay cards, youcalledItook a bathto play cards, thatmeaningwas is not calledmeandyoutakes a bathtogether, learned/studied the meaning of playing cardstogether? What do youwantto maketome? The shining of your contamination.”
“我刚刚才说了叫你帮我打牌,你就叫我洗澡的时候打牌,那意思不就是叫我和你一起洗澡,一起学习打牌的意思?你想要对我做什么?你这个污秽的焕焕。”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”
An oldtroughin the throat, has to speak out......
一口老槽在喉,不吐不快……HoweverChenHuandid not haveto spitwith enough time the trough, hears the Vanarighteousnesstypicallywith stern words: „Youthink that Idon't have the moral integritywoman? Iultraact with constraint, ifmusttake a bathto play cardstogether, Iwill at least enclose a bath towel.”
但是陈焕还没来得及把槽吐出来,就听到莎瓦娜义正严辞地道:“你以为我是这么没节操的女人吗?我这个人超矜持的,如果一定要一起洗澡打牌的话,我至少会围上一条浴巾。”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”Plays cardsin the time of additionalspeech, quite a while the timehad passed byunknowingly, frontpresented a mountain range, the pathneedsto put on the mountain, fostered talentto arrangelongonerow, walkedon the ruggedmountain road, the caravanwas more laborious, the cart driversmajorityget out, pulled the horsesto take the mountain roadcarefully, avoided the personcar(riage)reversingtogether.
打牌加说话的时间里,半天时间早已经不知不觉地过去了,前面出现了一片山脉,道路需要穿山而过,树人们排成长长的一列,走在崎岖的山道上,商队就更辛苦了,车夫们大多数都下了车,小心地牵着马匹走山路,避免人车一起翻倒。ChenHuanshoves openentanglementcontinuousVana, is tired ofhertime, suddenlyheardto call outin the forefrontfostering talentsentryloudly: „Be careful, has the ambusher......”
陈焕把纠缠不休的莎瓦娜推开,正烦她得不行的时候,突然听到走在最前面的树人哨兵大声叫道:“小心,有伏兵……”Itsshoutjustcrossed, on the pathtwo sidescliffsbraves the heads of countlesswerewolf, then, thesewerewolveslit the flare, threwfrom the zenith, in a flash, everywhereis the flarecrashes, as ifinnexthotrain.
它的喊声刚过,道路两边山崖上就冒出来无数个狼人的脑袋,接着,这些狼人点燃了火把,从天顶上扔了下来,一瞬间,漫天都是火把坠落,仿佛在下一场火雨。Foster talentimmediatelyin great surprise, thissituationwas too badregardingthem.
树人们顿时大惊,这种情况对于它们来说太糟糕了。Theywield the giantarm, is whipping the flare that fallsfrom the space, the total of howeverfostering talent are not many, althoughcalls it„fostering talentarmy”, seems likeverybigonepiece, butin factalso200foster talent, butupcasts the werewolf of flareactuallyto reachover a thousandin the cliff......
他们挥起巨大的手臂,拍打着从天上掉下来的火把,但是树人的总数并不算很多,虽然称之为“树人大军”,看起来很大一片,但实际上也就两百来个树人,而在山崖上抛火把的狼人却多达上千……Quick, part of fostering talentcrownscaught fire, although the fireis not big, onlyburntsomeleaves, endangers the fostering talentlife the degree, buthas been at the disadvantageousconditionlike this, being annihilatedwill be onlysooner or latermatter. The caravanwas also scared, everyonehidunder the car(riage), does not dareto appear.
很快,一部份树人的树冠着火了,火虽然不大,只烧了一些树叶,还不到危及树人性命的程度,但是一直这样处于不利的状态,全军覆没只是早晚的事情。商队也被吓坏了,所有人都躲到了车下,不敢露头。ChenHuanonejumpedfrom the vehicle, preparesto act. Actuallylistens tonearbyyounger sistersto say with a smile: „Shiningalwaysdo not snatch the workto do, occasionallyalsomakesusplay!”
陈焕刷地一下从车上跳了起来,准备出手。却听旁边的妹子们笑道:“焕焕别老是抢活儿干,偶尔也让我们玩玩!”Listened tothemto saylike this,ChenHuanhasto standmotionless.
听她们这样说,陈焕只好站着不动。Sees only the leafbeautiful sceneto take the leadto begin, onefrom the suitcase of belt/bringextracts a riflealong, previousshemeets the demonmainlandto be throwntimebydragonproudXue, toohastyhas not brought the weapon, only thentwosmallpistolsveryadmit defeat, theseactuallycomes preparedtime, in the boxthinks ofvarioustypes the thing.
只见叶美景率先动手,从随身带的行李箱里刷地一下抽出一把步枪,上一次她来逢魔大陆是被龙傲雪扔过来的,太仓促没有带武器,只有两把小手枪贼吃瘪,这一次却是有备而来,箱子里装着各种好东西。Sheholds up the rifle, to the summiton„pit-a-patpit-a-pat”is being an ammunition clip, the cliffwithstand/top a piece of werewolfto reversebackward. Originally, the bullet that thisspear/gunusesis the silverwarhead that thunderprovides, speciallast in lineperson, vampireand a zombiekind of fantasylifeform.
她举起步枪,对着山顶上“突突突突”就是一梭子,山崖顶上一片狼人向后翻倒。原来,这枪用的子弹是雷老提供的银制弹头,专打狼人、吸血鬼、僵尸一类奇幻生物。Fosters talent, caravan, werewolvesto be startled: „Well? Whatnew-styledwarfflintlock is this? Unexpectedlycanlaunch in salvoslike this?”
树人、商队、狼人们大吃一惊:“咦?这是什么新式的矮人火枪?居然可以这样连发?”Howeverthishas not ended, a leafbeautiful sceneshuttlebulletsweeps, extracts a shoulder-carriedbazookafrom the box, is going against the cliffis a round.
然而这还没完,叶美景一梭子弹扫完,又从箱子里抽出一个肩扛式的火箭筒,对着崖顶就是一发。„Bang!”
“轰!”
The cliffwithstand/top the explosive soundto resound, is off their feet, the werewolfwas explodedcannot find the way.
山崖顶上爆炸声响起,人仰马翻,狼人被炸得找不着北。
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