MGILA :: Volume #9

#815: Handy, thief relaxed 9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal

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----- ----- „!” Chen Huan laughs: „If...... we hit the flat and thin piece of insect the machine gun soldier, in a sirius here racket racket, uses the sirius the real battleship and real Zilla, in addition the sirius high tech special effect, makes the section science fiction big movie again, similarly is the machine gun soldier hits the insect, although no new idea, but our luxurious special effect can hang dozen of Hollywood absolutely, the plot does not dare to say attractively, but only depends on the special effect, internally flame should not have the issue. Jade Capital mainly lacks an opportunity in Earth, so long as she lays out one to be able the flat and thin piece of flame, will have many work to meet. Then logical, can in the Earth fire, that like not have the sense of achievement in the sirius fire.” “正是！”陈焕哈哈大笑:“如果……我们把机枪兵打虫子的片子,在天狼星这里拍一拍,利用天狼星的真实战舰、真实的瓦吉拉,加上天狼星高科技特效,再来拍部科幻大电影,同样是机枪兵打虫子,虽然没啥新意,但我们豪华的特效绝对能吊打好莱坞,剧情不敢说多好看,但只靠特效,在国内小火一把应该是没问题的。玉京在地球主要就是缺少一个机会,只要她拍出一部能小火的片子,就会有更多的工作能接得到了。接下来顺理成章,就能在地球火起来,那可不像在天狼星火起来那么没成就感。” Dong yellow great happiness: „This matter, I look proper!” 董黄大喜:“这事儿,我看妥！” Bian Yujing also face reveal smile: „That was too good, I also hope that can good be good to develop because of Earth.” 卞玉京也不禁脸露微笑:“那就太好了,我也更希望能在地球上好好发展。” „Good, that arranged like this.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Dong yellow, you hurries to contact Annan seven, said that I must ask him to make the movie.” “好吧,那就这样安排了。”陈焕笑道:“董黄,你赶紧联络一下安南柒,就说我又要找他拍电影了。” „Well? Doesn't look for the wooden ups and downs?” Dong yellow said with a smile. “咦？不找木枯荣吗？”董黄笑道。 „Wooden ups and downs should the brain think now how to rescreen «West Boast roaming».” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Moreover, Annan seven and we have cooperated , went to Earth, so long as our pay Dianqian, making him help make the section movie to bring back to Earth to broadcast to us, he should not reject.” “木枯荣现在应该满脑子都想着怎么翻拍《大话西游》吧。”陈焕笑道:“而且,安南柒和我们合作过,也去过地球,只要咱们付点钱,让他帮忙拍部电影给我们带回地球去播放,他应该不会拒绝。” Both younger sisters feel credible! Dong yellow hurried to take the telephone of embassy to contact Annan seven. 两位妹子都觉得靠谱！董黄赶紧拿大使馆的电话联络了一下安南柒。 Is less than one hour, Annan seven runs over. 不到一个小时,安南柒就屁颠屁颠地跑了过来。 Bian Yujing the suitcase that from carried along takes a tea leaves to come out, made one cup of tea, put the Annan seven front, secure Dao meets immediately feeling overwhelmingly flattered, sighed: „Soaks in water with the plant leaf drinks, the life of earthman is really enviable.” 卞玉京从随身携带的行李箱里拿了点茶叶出来,泡了一杯茶,放到安南柒的面前,安导立即受宠若惊地接过去,叹道:“用植物叶子泡水喝,地球人的生活真让人羡慕。” „, secure Dao, if likes, this entire package gives to you.” Chen Huan said with a smile. “嘛,安导如果喜欢,这一整包都送给你。”陈焕笑道。 „Yeah? Yeah? How this...... this feels all right.” The Annan seven mouths are saying embarrassed, the thief is at heart happy, hurries to wrap securely the tea leaves, takes in the pocket cautiously, then appearance/allow say/way: „This Mr. Chen helps «New Shushan Knight-errant swordsman Legend» that I pat time, making me gain full, the key harvested the global unanimous good marks, said that was the rare breakthrough level big piece, I am honoured as the leadership movie circle new atmosphere god level to direct now! This is Mr. pays respects Chen bestows, therefore, so long as is useful my Annan seven places, told by all means, I go all out also to help you handle.” “哎？哎？这……这怎么好意思。”安南柒嘴里说着不好意思,心里却贼爽,赶紧把茶叶包好,小心翼翼地收进衣兜里,然后才正了正容道:“这一次陈先生帮我拍的《新蜀山剑侠传奇》,让我赚了个盆满钵满,关键是收获了全球一致好评,说是罕见的突破级大片,我现在都被人尊称为领导电影界新风气的神级导演了！这都是拜陈先生所赐,所以,只要用得上我安南柒的地方,只管吩咐,我拼了命也会帮你们搞定的。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „, Also no important matter, I want to ask you to help me make a movie again.” 陈焕笑道:“嘛,也没什么大事啦,我就是想请你再帮我拍一部电影。” „Yeah? Also can pat? What this time is to pat? Also is the immortal hero piece on Earth? Swordsmen film? Reactionary gang internecine strife piece?” Annan seven great happiness: „Does Mr. Chen write the script?” “哎？又要拍？这次是要拍什么？又是地球上的仙侠片？武侠片？黑帮火拼片？”安南柒大喜道:“还是陈先生写剧本吗？” „Not!” Chen Huan exhibits a proper face saying: „This time was in turn, this time, I want to bring a sirius movie to return to Earth to go, you also know, I was the goodwill ambassador between sirius and Earth, my work lets the life that the people of two stars lived to love for one another, therefore, cannot light/only be the cultural inflow sirius of our Earth, should also make the sirius the culture display that side Earth. To ask you to help me make a movie to bring back to Earth, you look?” “不不不！”陈焕摆出一张正经脸道:“这次是反过来了,这次,我想带一部天狼星的电影回地球去,你也知道,我是天狼星和地球之间的亲善大使,我的工作就是让两个星球的人民过上相亲相爱的生活,所以,不能光是咱们地球的文化流入天狼星,应该也让天狼星的文化在地球那边发挥一下。想请你帮我拍一部电影带回地球,你看可以吗？” „, So that's how it is, rational rational.” Annan seven nods: „But......” “哦,原来如此,有理有理。”安南柒点了点头:“但是……” He is suddenly awkward: „Our here movies only then hits the insect, hits the insect to hit the insect, you bring such excrement to make Earth, to make our sirius person be ridiculed by the earthman?” 他突然尴尬起来:“咱们这里的电影就只有打虫子,打虫子啊打虫子,您带着这样的粪作回地球,岂不是让咱们天狼星人被地球人嘲笑吗？” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Words cannot say like this, you look at the fighter aircraft and shape sifting robot of our Earth, looks like in the sirius is not only the excrement does? But my previous time same is in front of sirius person, drove that excrement to make the robot to go to and Zilla battled, why was this?” Chen Huan serious said/tunnel: „This is to let the sirius person knows that all merits and shortcomings of our earthman, must be the friend outspokenly. You make your friend only look at your merit, never makes him look at your shortcoming?” 陈焕笑道:“话可不能这样说,你看咱们地球的战斗机和变形机器人,在天狼星看来不也只是粪作吗？但我上次一样当着天狼星人的面,驾驶着那个粪作机器人去和瓦吉拉交战了,这是为啥？”陈焕一本正经地道:“这是为了让天狼星的人知道咱们地球人的所有优点与缺点,要毫无保留地做朋友啊。难道,你让你的朋友只看你的优点,从来不让他看你的缺点吗？” „, The personal character of Mr. Chen was so noble, making me be moved inexplicably.” Annan seven is moved does not want: „Good, I understood, I will lay out one to have the local feature hitting insect piece very much, making you bring to go back to make the cultural exchange. Although in earthman opinion, the movie plot of our sirius is very ridiculously childish, but you said right, the shortcoming must look to others.” “哇,原来陈先生的品德如此高尚,让我感动莫名。”安南柒感动得不要不要的:“好吧,我懂了,我会拍出一部很有本土特色的打虫子片,让你带回去做文化交流的。虽然在地球人看来,我们天狼星的电影剧情十分幼稚可笑,但你说得对,缺点也要给别人看。” „, Also cannot too the native place, must consider the receptivity of Earth audience, therefore, I want to let Bian Yujing taking responsibility corner/horn.” Chen Huandao: „You looked, can arrange an Earth woman taking responsibility corner/horn, coming one to hit the insect?” “嘛,也不能太本土,也要考虑地球观众的接受程度,所以,我还是想让卞玉京做主角。”陈焕道:“你看,能不能安排一个地球女人做主角,来一段打虫子呢？” „This is very simple.” What Annan seven seem like not to understand when Earth shooting, but spoke of whips the insect piece, that was really the inspiration like spring wells up, he can trade different patterns, laid out more than 1000 kinds to hit the insect movie, difficultly what joined the Earth leading lady to have? The script only needed the flash to become in the mind. “这个很简单。”安南柒在地球拍片时看起来啥也不懂,但一说到拍打虫子片,那真是灵感有如泉涌,他可以换各种不同的花样,拍出一千多种打虫子电影,加入个地球女主角有什么难的？剧本只需要一瞬间就在脑海里成了型。 He is fast typical: „This, we simply leading lady, is Miss Bian Yujing status, is set at ‚Earth in sirius diplomat’, then some day, diplomat woman travels by the interstellar shuttle ship, arrives around asteroid to come up the inspection mineral, what is hateful, the spaceship by one group of Zilla staring, them tagged along after the spaceship to arrive at the mineral asteroid, attacks diplomat woman, diplomat woman mounts a fight with the robot, attacks brutally with Zilla, finally, she with a person of strength, exterminated over a hundred Zilla...... to break through a tight encirclement, returns in triumph, this plot how?” 他飞快地道:“这样吧,咱们就干脆把女主角,也就是卞玉京小姐的身份,设定为‘地球驻天狼星外交官’,然后某一天,外交官女士搭乘星际穿梭舰,到附近的小行星上去考察矿物,可恨的是,飞船被一群瓦吉拉给盯上了,它们尾随飞船来到了矿物小行星,袭击外交官女士,外交官女士登上一台战斗用机器人,与瓦吉拉大打出手,最终,她凭着一人之力,剿灭了上百只瓦吉拉……杀出重围,凯旋归来,这个剧情如何？” Chen Huan shakes the head: „In this case, can the scene be too small? What cannot join a fleet? Can't do again magnificently?” 陈焕摇了摇头:“这样的话,会不会场面太小了？不能加入一个舰队什么的吗？不能再搞华丽一点吗？” „That naturally does not have the issue.” The Annan seven inspirations continue to well up crazily, reorganizes on the spot: „Diplomat woman, although breaks through a tight encirclement to return in triumph, but the Earth crew of peer was actually seized by Zilla, Zilla throws her companions in a small cavern, treats as winters with storing up grain.” “那当然没问题。”安南柒的灵感继续狂涌,现场改编:“外交官女士虽然杀出重围凯旋归来,但同行的地球船员却被瓦吉拉抓走了,瓦吉拉将她的同伴们丟在一个小洞窟里,当作过冬用的储备粮食。” „Just diplomat woman cannot certainly look on that the companion was eaten not to attend , after she returns to the sirius, requests reinforcements to the sirius government, the government immediately sends out one to rescue the fleet, kills again to the asteroid, launches the luxurious incomparable war with Zilla's army...... large-scale Zilla and large battleship anything's presence entirely, the fight and planet of surface space infantry fights also conducts, the lens switch over between the ground wars and fleet wars back and forth, the guarantee is magnificent. Finally, naturally successfully rescues the companion, and catches the whole lot in a dragnet all Zilla completely.” “正义的外交官女士当然不能坐视同伴被吃掉而不顾,她回到天狼星之后,向天狼星政府求援,政府立即派出一只救援舰队,再度杀向小行星,与瓦吉拉的大军展开豪华无比的大战……大型瓦吉拉和大型战舰什么的统统出场,宇宙空间的战斗与行星表面的步兵战同时进行,镜头在地面战和舰队战之间来回切换,保证华丽。最终,当然是将同伴成功救出,并且将所有瓦吉拉全部一网打尽。” Annan seven edit this type of script seriously is amazingly quick, the flash script finished, but also pounded the mouth saying: „, Such movie, I have shot 20 at least, shoots handily, the thief is relaxed.” 安南柒编这种剧本当真是神速,一瞬间剧本就写完,还砸了砸嘴道:“嘛,这样的电影,我起码拍过二十个了,拍起来得心应手,贼轻松。”
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