MGILA :: Volume #9

#813: „Can your he meow make the immortal hero piece?” Chen Huan and Dong yellow complained together.

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- 10 : 00 pm, in the sirius sky also hung up an attractive crescent moon. 晚上10点,天狼星的天空中也挂起了一轮漂亮的弯月。 Chen Huan just took a bath, drills from the bathroom, sees the light of embassy conference room also to shine but actually unexpectedly, but can also hear the sound that inside some people spoke. 陈焕刚刚洗完澡,从浴室里钻出来,见倒大使馆会议室的灯光居然还亮着,还能听到里面有人说话的声音。 Cleaning robot and security guard robot that now in this big embassy only then he and Dong yellow, the Bian Yujing three people, some sirius governments arrange, therefore, in the embassy usually is very peaceful, now is so late also some people to speak, that possibly came the guest from outside. 现在这个诺大的大使馆里只有他、董黄、卞玉京三个人在住,还有一些天狼星政府安排的清洁机器人和警卫机器人,所以,大使馆里平时是很安静的,现在这么晚了还有人说话,那只有可能是从外面来了客人。 Had the guest to come naturally to see, Chen Huanpi the bathrobe, was entering the conference room grinningly. 有客人来了当然得去见见,陈焕披着浴袍,笑嘻嘻地走进了会议室。 Sees only Dong yellow and Bian jade Capital also puts on well-mannered, a Dong yellow women suit, Bian Yujing is usually that type installs to dress up pretty, two younger sisters seem like not casual, sits on the sofa of conference room straight, sits a middle-aged man on their opposite chairs, this man Chen Huan has seen unexpectedly, is the wooden ups and downs, wooden successful director. 只见董黄和卞玉京都还穿得规规矩矩的,董黄一身女式西装,卞玉京则是平时那种靓装打扮,两个妹子看起来都不休闲,端端正正地坐在会议室的沙发上,在她们对面的椅子上则坐着一个中年男子,这男人陈焕居然见过,是木枯荣,木大导演。 The wood greatly different developed was putting out one pack of thick scripts cheerfully, handed in Dong yellow hand: „Come, Miss Dong please glance, this is the movie that I prepare to make, wants to ask Miss Bian to work as the leading lady.” 木大异演正乐呵呵地拿出了一叠厚厚的剧本,递到董黄的手里:“来,董小姐请过目,这是我预备要拍的电影,想请卞小姐来当女主角。” Since previous time meets by chance, after the wooden ups and downs watch the movie that Chen Huan they had made, has been contacting with Dong yellow, was discussing asked Bian Yujing to shoot the section flat and thin piece for him the matter, both sides, were divided into and so on items to enter a long-term consultation on the salary, spent several days of time, finally came to an arrangement. 自从上次偶遇,木枯荣看过了陈焕他们拍的电影之后,就一直在联系董黄,商量着请卞玉京为他拍部片子的事情,双方就片酬、分成等等事项进么了一番长时间的磋商,花了好几天时间,终于谈妥。 The wooden ups and downs have own script to come to discuss that on hurrying the detail came, he just gave yellow Dong the script, sees Chen Huan to wear a bathrobe to walk, chaotic awkward: „, Mr. Chen, you must rest, disturbs late, I may really not know the limitation.” 木枯荣就赶紧带着自己的剧本上门谈细节来了,他刚把剧本递给黄董,就见陈焕穿着件浴袍走进来,不禁乱尴尬了一把:“哇,陈先生,原来你已经要休息了啊,这么晚来打扰,我可真是不识相。” He a little looked at Dong yellow and Bian Yujing afraid, thought: The earthman permits plural marriage, looked that Mr. Chen puts on the casual appearance before them, these two are the wives of Mr. Chen, my late at night disturbs the couples to be intimate, is really the crime crime. 他有点心虚地看了一眼董黄和卞玉京,心想:地球人是允许一夫多妻的,看陈先生在她们面前穿得这么随便的样子,这两位都是陈先生的老婆,我这半夜三更来打扰人家夫妻亲热,真是罪过罪过。 Chen Huan said with a smile: „All right, 10 : 00 pm, but, you are continue discuss early, I watch the fun well in side.” 陈焕笑道:“没事,才晚上10点,还早着呢,你们继续谈,我在旁边看个热闹就好。” Dong yellow opens the script, turns, turns, turns, after several pages, suddenly „pū” tea spurted. 董黄把剧本打开,翻,翻,翻,连过几页之后,突然“噗”地一口茶喷了出来。 „? What's wrong?” Nearby several people have a scare. “哇？怎么了？”旁边几个人吓了一跳。 Dong Huangdao: „This...... this what ghost script?” 董黄道:“这……这什么鬼剧本？” The wooden ups and downs said: „This is very good script, this is I after looking at «New Shushan Knight-errant swordsman Legend», with the advanced thinking mode of earthman, after the full consideration, the perfect script that later edits.” 木枯荣道:“这是很好的剧本呀,这是我在看过《新蜀山剑侠传奇》之后,用地球人的先进思维方式,经过充分的考虑,之后才编出来的完美剧本。” Dong yellow covered the face, gave Chen Huan the script: „Mr. Chen you comes to see, I do not know where should start to complain.” Chen Huan received the script to examine carefully, „pū”, old tea also followed to spurt, spurting on the play native paper all was the water drop point. 董黄一把捂住了脸,将剧本递给了陈焕:“陈先生你来看看,我已经不知道该从哪里开始吐槽了。”陈焕接过剧本来细看,“噗”,一口老茶也跟着喷了出来,喷得剧本纸上全是水点点。 Originally, the name of this script was «New Snowy mountain Knight-errant swordsman Legend», only differs a character with the picture that Chen Huan they took, the story said that a student, went for a walk in a well-remembered snowy mountain, was pursued by the snow strangely, then suddenly the beautiful woman governing sword flew, killed the snow strangely, saved the student, then led the student to return to the school to heal from a wound. 原来,这剧本的名字叫《新雪山剑侠传奇》,和陈焕他们拍的片子只相差了一个字,故事是讲,一个书生,在一片茫茫然的雪山去踏青,被雪怪追赶,然后突然有一个美丽的女人御剑飞来,将雪怪砍杀,救了书生,然后就带书生回到门派里养伤。 The student and beautiful woman chatted know, oneself arrived at named „a snowy mountain sword faction” the school, the student requested to join the school, does disciple who the snowy mountain sent, but the beautiful woman did not agree, but also asked the student to hurry, said that was the snowy mountain faction has the archenemy to invade one's territory immediately, the destruction, was possibly worried to implicate the student momentarily. 书生和美女聊天才知道,自己来到了一个叫做“雪山剑派”的门派,书生请求加入门派,做雪山派的弟子,但是美女不同意,还叫书生赶紧走,说是雪山派马上就有大敌来犯,随时可能覆灭,担心连累了书生。 The students do not certainly walk, he has fallen in love has saved oneself snowy mountain disciple, how could to walk away. He goes all out to study the snowy mountain sword faction, quick comprehends „floating snow swordsmanship that” the snowy mountain faction was lost, then composes „floating flowered flying snow” with a group of snowy mountain girl students sword, repelled came the enemy. 书生当然是不走的,他已经爱上了救自己的这位雪山弟子,岂能一走了之。他拼命学习雪山剑派,很快就领悟了雪山派失传的“飘雪剑法”,然后和一大群雪山女弟子们组成“飘花飞雪”剑阵,击退了来敌。 Chen Huan:( 陈焕:( …… …… …… …… ') ') …… …… …… …… …… …… …… …… …… …… The wooden ups and downs said: „Why does Mr. Chen raise the table?” 木枯荣道:“陈先生为何掀桌？” Chen Huannu: „Mental handicap of mother, wasn't your copied " New Shushan Knight-errant swordsman Legend » script completely? Changed to the snowy mountain Shushan, the Shushan sword faction changed to the snowy mountain sword faction, Shushan immortal sword big changed name to ‚floating flowered flying snow’ sword...... other place completely he meow.” 陈焕怒道:“妈的智障,你这不就是完完全全照搬了《新蜀山剑侠传奇》的剧本吗？只是把蜀山改成了雪山,蜀山剑派改成了雪山剑派,蜀山仙剑大阵改名成了‘飘花飞雪’剑阵……别的地方完全他喵的一样啊啊啊啊。” The wooden ups and downs smile awkwardly: „This...... coughs......, because...... that anything...... my school to Earth anything too did not find that also can only be able to find out such thing, our sirius makes movie this argument in any case, changes little other movie, shoots the section newly...... this is the avenue is the war piece reason. Also does not know that is which year, the Grandmaster invented the movie, shot movie that a soldier and Zilla fought, afterward movie changed based on this movie! Therefore is completely the war pieces, knocks the tiles Zilla completely.” 木枯荣尴尬地笑了笑:“这个嘛……咳……因为……那个啥……我对地球的门派呀什么的都不太了解嘛,也就只能想得出这样的东西了,反正咱们天狼星拍电影都这调调,把别的电影改一点点,就拍部新的……这就是满大街都是战争片的原因。也不知道是哪一年,有一位大师发明了电影,拍了一部军人和瓦吉拉战斗的电影,后来的电影都是在这一部电影的基础上改出来的！所以全部都是战争片,全部都是打瓦吉拉。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Dong yellow and Bian Yujing also wipe the perspiration, feeling duck Lishan is big. Your this cultural inheritance what's the matter? This he meow knockoff big empire? It is not right, is the knockoff big star. 董黄和卞玉京也不禁抹汗,感觉鸭梨山大。你们这文化传承是怎么回事？这他喵的山寨大帝国吗？哦,不对,是山寨大星球。 Dong yellow ill-humored said/tunnel: „Doesn't shoot, we do not shoot, this type copies verbatim the trash that other movie shoots completely, will only affect the jade Capital young lady's reputation.” 董黄没好气地道:“不拍不拍,咱不拍了,这种完全照抄别的电影拍出来的垃圾,只会影响玉京小姐的声誉。” Bian Yujing is also awkward the said/tunnel: „Wood leads, in our Earth, this type copies verbatim others' thing completely, the behavior that but changes name to is to be spurned by ten thousand people, this may not be applicable.” 卞玉京也尴尬地道:“木导,在咱们地球,这种完全照抄别人的东西,只是改个名字的行为,是要受万人唾弃的,这可使不得。” Chen Huan nods: „Yes, that author 32 fathers-in-law who for example I like, although is not famous, only wrote several small numerous books, the reader is also few, but he may never plagiarize others' novel.” 陈焕点了点头:“就是,比如我喜欢的那个作者三十二公公,虽然不怎么出名,只写了几本小众书,读者也很少,但他可从来不抄袭别人的小说。” ( Edits younger sister day wild orange „” a newest gauntlet/glove that equipped „unknown element Alpha” to manufacture, sneered saying: „Father-in-law, do you self-advertize unexpectedly, indulge in self-glorification? Also dares to interpolate in the novel, you are being you to know.” The father-in-law hmph hmph saying: „I am not surnamed Wang, moreover I am a father-in-law, is not a mother-in-law.” The orange is angry: „Grasps the key point to me, what you care is this?” She made an effort to wield the fist, an earth fault loud sound, the father-in-law broke for three days.) (编辑妹子天野橙子“咔嚓”一声装备上了“未知元素α”制作成的最新拳套,冷笑道:“公公,你居然王婆卖瓜,自卖自夸？还敢写进小说里面,你这是在作死你知道么。”公公哼哼道:“我又不姓王,而且我是公公,并不是婆婆。”橙子大怒:“给我抓住重点,你在意的是这个吗？”她用力地挥起了拳头,碰地一声巨响,公公断更三天。) Wooden ups and downs awkward said/tunnel: „But, making me script other immortal hero movie, I could not arrange, I do not know how completely the world of immortal hero should arrange.” 木枯荣尴尬地道:“可是,让我编别的仙侠电影,我也编不出来了啊,我完全不知道仙侠的世界应该怎么编。”
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