MGILA :: Volume #9

#805: The means can let him compared with you

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In furnace Shima must open the new edition, the thief is happy! Increased new card. 炉石马上就要开新版本了,贼开心！增加了很多新卡牌了。 In these words presented a additional character, this is the divine intervention wants me to add one. 这一句话里出现了一个加字,这是天意要我加一更。 ----- ----- Chen Huan in plays at dusk in „the dragon proud Xue family/home”, this said goodbye to depart. 陈焕在“龙傲雪的家”里玩到傍晚时分,这才告辞离去。 Played for day with the name brand girlfriend, the mood thief is good, is blowing the whistling, walked complacently. 和正牌女友玩了一天,心情贼好,吹着口哨,得意洋洋地走了。 However, dragon Aoxue the mood thief is bad, looks that Chen Huan disappears in the distant place sluggishly, she sat weak falls on the sofa: „The opportunity of as before not having gotten married, oh.” 但是,龙傲雪的心情却贼糟糕,看着陈焕慢吞吞地消失在远处,她无力地坐倒在了沙发上:“依旧没有嫁人的机会,唉。” 32 fathers-in-law drill from the ring, kneels down: „Lord, you really such urgent wanted to get married?” 三十二公公从戒指里钻出来,跪倒在地:“主子,您是真的这么急迫的想要嫁人了吗？” „Nonsense.” dragon Aoxue coldly ill-humoredly smiles: „I was about the university to graduate, was the young woman, if has not gotten married, in the future could not do well unable to marry.” “废话。”龙傲雪没好气地冷冷一笑:“我都快大学毕业了,算是大龄女青年了,要是还不嫁人,将来搞不好就嫁不掉了。” 32 fathers-in-law spit the mortise: „Lord, you can twist the time line at will, the shuttle infinite potential surface, live the age in these potential surfaces feared that was not several thousand years, what also cared about greatly young woman? Why must the line calculate the age according to the Earth potential surface this time.” 三十二公公吐槽道:“主子,您可以随意扭曲时间线,穿梭无限位面,在那些位面里活的岁数怕不是都几千年了,还在乎什么大不大龄女青年？何必非要按地球位面这个时间线来计算年龄啊。” „Bumps!” 32 fathers-in-law suffered a fist, was hit black and blue. “碰！”三十二公公挨了一拳,被打得鼻青脸肿。 Dragon arrogant trail: „Regardless has passed through many times, went to many potential surfaces, in these potential surfaces the long years, I had not twisted the time line of real world, this was I was born, and grew up the most important world, I in this world line, must by normal, the ordinary way lived, otherwise, really became not living feeling.” 龙傲雪道:“不论穿越过多少次,去过多少位面,在那些位面里过了多长的岁月,我也从来没有扭曲过现实世界的时间线,这是我出生并且长大最重要的世界,我在这个世界线里,要以正常的、普通的方式来生活,不然,就真的变得没有活着的感觉了。” 32 fathers-in-law said in a low voice: „But, your strength so goes against heaven's will, absolutely does not have normally, ordinary possibility. According to the lackey knows, after what expert retires, excessively lives that to talk irresponsibly in the folk ordinary, you have a look at the novel that these soldier kings retire, after which is not the retirement, instead does not the ordinary plot that installs to compel to hit the face.” 三十二公公低声道:“可是,您的实力如此逆天,根本就没有正常的、普通的可能性啊。据奴才所知,什么高手退隐之后在民间过普通生活那都是瞎掰,您看看那些兵王退休的小说,哪一个不是退休之后反而搞出装逼打脸的一点也不普通的剧情来。” dragon Aoxue: „......” 龙傲雪:“……” „«Peace Hotel» that Chow Yun-fat acts the leading role , after the murder king retires, holds pub that movie, fully explained person who a matter, has the skill has thought peace, the ordinary life, that is not possible to drop.” “还有周润发主演的《和平饭店》,杀人王退隐之后开个小旅馆那部电影,充份地说明了一件事,有本事的人想过和平的,普通的生活,那是不可能滴。” dragon Aoxue: „......” 龙傲雪:“……” She depressed some little time, sighed: „What to do should I?” 她郁闷了好一会儿,才叹道:“那我该怎么办？” „This must look that some lord actually big determinations and wills were an average person.” 32 fathers-in-law said in a low voice: „Actually, must let Chen Huan you, simplest , the most direct means that only need the flash to achieve, but wants, must achieve this point to need your resolution.” “这就要看主子究竟有多大的决心与毅力去做个普通人了。”三十二公公低声道:“其实,要让陈焕比你强,有一个最简单,也最直接的办法,只需要一瞬间就能做到,但是要,要做到这一点需要您的决断。” „?” Dragon arrogant trail: „How to do?” “哦？”龙傲雪道:“怎么做？” 32 father-in-law earnest tunnels: „Must make all the people reach the well-off level of living, two methods, one type is to let everyone becomes wealthy, one type is to lower the well-off standard. Must make the world not have the war, two methods, one type is reasonable, making everyone put down the weapon, one type kills off all hostility, only then the person on one's own side, that naturally could not hit. Must make on Earth not have the fool to only have the smart person, two methods, one type is to raise the global education level, another type throws the fools to Moon comes up.” 三十二公公认真地道:“要让全民达到小康的生活水准,有两种方法,一种是让所有人都富裕起来,一种就是降低小康的标准。要让世界没有战争,也有两种方法,一种是讲道理,让大家放下武器,一种就是把所有敌对者都杀光,只有自己人,那当然就打不起来了。要让地球上没有笨蛋只有聪明人,也有两种方法,一种是提高全球教育水平,另一种就是把笨蛋都丢到月球上去。” At this point, 32 fathers-in-law summarize: „Must make Chen Huan you stronger, one type is letting Chen Huan of going all out enhances the strength, another type, that is you from abandoning martial arts, making yourself turn into a hand not to wrestle the ordinary girl paper of strength of chicken, as the matter stands Chen Huan definitely compared with you, you also naturally can get married.” 说到这里,三十二公公总结到:“要让陈焕比您更强,一种是拼命的让陈焕提高实力,另一种嘛,那就是您自废武功,让你自己变成一个手无搏鸡之力的普通女孩纸,这样一来陈焕就肯定比您强了,您也自然可以嫁人了。” „Well? Originally also has this operation?” Dragon arrogant trail: „Before had not thought to this direction, but after your such saying, truly was also a practical solution. However then, my martial arts will all lose, this truly is the matter that needs me to make a decision.” “咦？原来还有这种操作？”龙傲雪道:“以前从来没向这个方向想过,但是经你这么一说,确实也是一条可行之道。不过如此一来,我就会武功全失,这确实是一件需要我去决断的事情。” „Yes.” 32 fathers-in-law said in a low voice: „You, once from abandoning martial arts, before these because of being afraid you hid from the distant enemy, only feared that will come to look your troubled , the suitable danger...... this decision, without the big will feared that could not do, actually the key lay in the lord has likes Chen Huan, had wanted to marry him, but also asked the lord to think things over carefully before acting.” “是啊。”三十二公公低声道:“您一旦自废武功,以前那些因为害怕您而躲得远远的敌人,只怕就会上门来找您的麻烦了,也相当的危险呢……这个决定,没有大毅力怕是做不出来的,关键就在于主子究竟有多么的喜欢陈焕,有多么的想要嫁给他,还请主子三思而后行。” „I seriously consider.” dragon Aoxue sat on the window, looks moon that in the sky rose slowly, seriously thought. “那我就认真地考虑一下吧。”龙傲雪坐在了窗台上,看着天空中缓缓升起来的月亮,认真地思索起来。 „, Right, the lord, interrupted your ponder really to sorry, but there is a matter also to process.” 32 fathers-in-law are rubbing hands saying: „Lackey complied to a Chen Huan signature entity book, however the novel of lackey simply did not have the entity to be published, can this should do? Although dodged at that time, but has complied with the matter must always achieve, otherwise became you ‚father’ not to keep the commitment, what affected was your prestige.” “哦,对了,主子,打断您的沉思真是对不起,但是有件事还得去处理啊。”三十二公公搓着手道:“奴才答应了要给陈焕一本签名实体书,但是奴才的小说根本没有实体出版,这可如何是好？虽然当时搪塞过去了,但是答应过的事总是得做到的,不然就成了您的‘父亲’不遵守承诺,影响的是您的声望。” dragon Aoxue gets angry: „The mess that oneself do, oneself idea tidies up.” 龙傲雪怒:“自己搞出来的烂摊子,自己想法收拾去。” „Lackey , if capable of tidying up, does not dare to ask you.” “奴才要是有能力收拾,就不敢来求您了。” dragon Aoxue a brow wrinkle, puts out one pack of money to come, one flings on 32 father-in-law faces: „Takes away publishes with own expense, is really the disgraced fellow.” 龙傲雪眉头一皱,拿出一叠钱来,啪地一下甩在三十二公公脸上:“拿去自费出版吧,真是丟人的家伙。” So-called publishes with own expense, is in the situation that novel trash of author no one looks , the publishing house is not willing to help you publish, that can only from spend to print the publication. The book of this type of publication according to the number of copies of printing decided with own expense needs to spend how much money, generally speaking, will only print several thousand books( because seal comes out unable to sell out, can meet the lowest roll figures requirements of printing shop good), with the paper of low cost, reduces the typeface, the cost of each book is about several dollars, therefore publishes money that several thousand volume need to spend with own expense is about 10,000 multi-. Occasionally some local tyrant spare cash are many, will carry out hardbound printing, that must spend on tens of thousands on even 100,000. 所谓自费出版,就是一个作者的小说垃圾得没人看的情况下,出版社不肯帮你出版,那就只能自已花钱来印刷出版。这种自费出版的书根据印刷的份数来决定需要花多少钱,一般来说,只会印刷几千本(因为印出来也卖不掉,能达到印刷厂的最低印刷份数要求就行了),用低成本的纸张,缩小字体,每本书的成本大约是几块钱,所以自费出版几千册需要花的钱大约是一万多元。偶尔有些土豪闲钱多,就会搞精装印刷,那就得花上好几万甚至上十万了。 Naturally, no matter spent how much money, no matter prints finely, with own expense the publication is a very disgraced matter, that explained your book no one looks. 当然,不管花了多少钱,不管印刷得有多精美,自费出版都是一件很丢人的事,那说明了你的书没人看。 The father-in-law takes dragon Aoxue to his money, flushed excitedly: „, can publish books finally. Probably much money, but can also publish «Moe Mother Romance of the Three Kingdoms».” 公公拿着龙傲雪给他的钱,兴奋地冲了出去:“哦也,终于可以出书了。好像还有多的钱,还能多出版一部《萌娘三国演义》。” „Such disgraced matter can also become this happily.” dragon Aoxue coldly speechless smiles: „All is the trash book that some no one reads.” “这么丟人的事也能开心成这样。”龙傲雪无语地冷冷一笑:“全是些没人看的垃圾书。” „No, is not my book trash.” 32 fathers-in-law called out pitifully: „Pirates the evil obviously.” „Trash must acknowledge, blaming anything to pirate.” dragon Aoxue is disinclined to pay attention to the father-in-law again, looks that moon of space wants to say spookily: „Can I, from abandoning martial arts?” “不,才不是我的书垃圾。”三十二公公惨叫道:“明明就是盗版害的。”“垃圾就要承认,怪什么盗版。”龙傲雪懒得再理会公公,看着天上的月亮幽幽地想道:“我,到底要不要自废武功呢？” Next day, very early in the morning. 第二天,大清早。 Chen Huan goes to the school time, saw that dragon Aoxue has arrived at the classroom, she sits on by the window seat, looks up out of the window the white clouds in sky, the vision is distant. 陈焕来到学校的时候,见到龙傲雪早就已经到教室了,她一个人坐在靠窗边的座位上,抬头看着窗外的天空中的白云,目光悠远。 Chen Huan greatly strange: „proud is Xue, what you making? What concern thinks?” 陈焕不禁大奇:“傲雪,你在做啥？想什么心事吗？” The dragon arrogant snow cover he called, this woke suddenly, she a little coldly awkwardly smiles: „, I am thinking an issue, bright...... bright, I am a very ordinary girl, what skill does not have, if...... I meant if...... has the powerful enemy to kill me, what to do you can?” 龙傲雪被他一叫,这才猛然醒过来,她有点尴尬地冷冷一笑:“哦,我在想一个问题,焕……焕,我是一个很普通的女孩子,什么本事都没有,如果……我是说如果……有许多强大的敌人要杀我,你会怎么办呢？”
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