MGILA :: Volume #9

#802: Stands firm, don't be upset

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At noon, in addition one! 中午,加一更！ ---- ---- Three people sit down on the sofa, 32 fathers-in-law sat an independent short sofa, Chen Huan and dragon Aoxue actually sit on the couch shoulder to shoulder, Chen Huan vision fell on the sofa following wall immediately, here is hanging a very big picture. 三人在沙发上坐下,三十二公公坐了一个单独的短沙发,陈焕和龙傲雪却并肩坐在了长沙发上,陈焕的眼光立即就落到了沙发后面的墙壁上,这里挂着一幅很大的照片。 Most families will hang the picture and large painting one kind on the sofa following wall, this is actually not strange, in the picture that what is strange, on this wall hangs only has 32 father-in-law people unexpectedly. 大多数家庭都会在沙发后面的墙上挂照片、大幅的画作一类的,这个倒是不奇怪,但奇怪的是,这墙上挂的照片里居然只有三十二公公一个人。 Chen Huan cannot bear said in a low voice: „proud Xue, on wall only then your father's picture? Here should not hang entire family properly speaking, or your parents' wedding picture?” 陈焕忍不住低声道:“傲雪,墙上怎么只有你父亲的照片？这里按理说不是应该挂全家幅,或者你父母的结婚照吗？” dragon Aoxue the sweat coldly smiles: „, This...... my father and my mother do not relate well, when divorce the quarrelling thief is ominous, burnt the wedding picture, therefore this.” 龙傲雪大汗地冷冷一笑:“咳,这个嘛……我爸和我妈关系不好,离婚时吵架贼凶,把结婚照都烧了,所以就这样了。” „, Your parents divorced......” Chen Huan to discover that this topic was not good to say again, otherwise there are the suspicion that uncovered the person scabs, not raise to wonderfully, hurried to change the topic. “哦,原来你父母离异了啊……”陈焕发现这话题不好再说下去了,否则有揭人伤疤的嫌疑,不提为妙,还是赶紧换话题吧。 He turns to 32 fathers-in-law: „Uncle Long, I wants to ask you to ask for a signature, does not know that becomes inadequate?” 他转向三十二公公:“龙叔叔,我想找您讨一个签名,不知道成不成？” „Becoming, absolutely does not have the issue.” 32 fathers-in-law are happy: „Delivers you my signature book absolutely not to have the issue, ha.” “成啊,完全没问题。”三十二公公喜道:“送你我的签名书也完全没有问题,哈哈哈。” He lets success go to the head, these words say, immediately the discovery is not right, in the heart called out pitifully, was not good, must have an accident. 他得意忘形,这句话一说出口,立即发现不对劲,心中惨叫,不好,要出事。 Really, Chen Huan asked immediately: „? Can to me the signing book? That was really good, actually I have wanted to buy entity version «Arrogant Day Invincible Record», but looked unable to find, the major bookstores could not buy, I also thought this book not entity edition, only then network electronic version, Uncle Long, if can deliver me an entity book, that was the treasure in my life.” 果然,陈焕马上就问道:“哇？能给我签名书吗？那真是太好了,其实我一直想买一本实体版的《傲天无敌录》,但是找来找去都找不到,各大书店都买不着,我还以为这本书没有出实体版本,只有网络电子版呢,龙叔叔如果能送我一本实体书,那就是我一生中的宝物了。” 32 fathers-in-law are sweating profusely drippingly, ended, this book really did not have the entity book, only then electronic access. 三十二公公满头大汗淋漓而下,完了,这书还真没有实体书,只有电子版本。 How can a novel be able to publish the entity book? Greatly supreme, there are two conditions: First, the looked person are many enough. Second, meets the policy claim. 一本小说要怎么样才能出版实体书呢？大至上来说,有两个条件:一,看的人足够多。二,符合政策要求。 Actually the second request is unimportant, the person who so long as looks are many enough, even if you write does not meet the policy claim , after some people will help you revised did not gather the part of request, publish the entity book , were the looked person in the final analysis many are most essential. 其实第二条要求并不重要,只要看的人足够多,哪怕你写的不符合政策要求,也会有人帮你修改了不合要求的部份之后再出版成实体书,说到底,看的人多不多是最关键的。 However, the person who 32 fathers-in-law's novels look are not many, therefore did not have the means publication entity, wants to buy entity book that has a dream, was completely impractical. 但是,三十二公公的小说看的人并不多,所以也就没办法出版实体了,想买实体书那是做梦,完全不切实际。 He was frank for a while, complies to deliver a Chen Huan book, but delivered not to publish books radically, what to do can this? 他一时口快,答应了送陈焕一本书,但是根本送不出书来,这可咋整？ At this time, Chen Huan vision had shifted to the bookshelf. 这时候,陈焕的眼光已经转向了书架。 In the living room has a giant bookshelf unexpectedly, actually very much a matter that this conforms to the writer status, Chen Huan is also loves the person of book, the vision has been taking a look at that bookshelf, now heard that 32 fathers-in-law must deliver him the entity book, naturally must take a look at the bookshelf, his vision is searching «Arrogant Day Invincible Record» on the bookshelf, has not thought that looks, looked for quite a while not to look, actually only saw all backs on bookshelf, all writes „Wula snowman”. 客厅里居然有个巨大的书架,这倒是很符合作家身分的一件事,陈焕也是爱书之人,眼光一直都在瞅那书架,现在听说三十二公公要送他实体书,当然就更要瞅书架了,他的眼光在书架上搜索着《傲天无敌录》,没想到找来找去,找了半天都没有找着,却只见到书架上的所有书脊,全都写着“乌拉雪人著”。 Chen Huanqi said: „Uncle Long, how your family's bookshelf does not suspend your book, suspended is Wula snowman book.” 陈焕奇道:“龙叔叔,你家的书架怎么不摆你的书啊,摆的全都是乌拉雪人的书。” 32 fathers-in-law are sweating profusely , ended drippingly, ended. 三十二公公满头大汗,淋漓而下,完了,完了完了。 dragon Aoxue was also sweating profusely, ended, ended. 龙傲雪也满头大汗,完了,完了完了。 Two people do not know how to explain, can only , no matter what that sweat galloped under. 两人都不知道怎么解释好了,只能任那汗水奔腾而下。 At this time, Chen Huan clapped suddenly: „, I understood, does Uncle Long also like reading Wula snowman book very much? Originally as an author, meets other powder author, at just the right moment, I also very like his book, it seems like we have common liking. However comes compared with him, I «Arrogant Day Invincible Record» that likes Uncle Long writing.” 就在这时候,陈焕突然一拍手:“哇,我懂了,龙叔叔也很喜欢看乌拉雪人的书吗？原来身为一个作者,也会粉别的作者呢,真巧,我也挺喜欢他的书,看来我们有共同爱好。不过比起他来,我还是更喜欢龙叔叔写的《傲天无敌录》。” „, Right, I am the Wula snowman loyal powder.” 32 father-in-law hurrying connections, relax: Hū, good Chen Huan helped me find an excuse. “啊啊啊,对对对,我是乌拉雪人的忠粉。”三十二公公赶紧接口,同时松了口气:呼,还好陈焕帮我找了个借口。 He one startled one had almost frightened half dead for the first time, gasps for breath with great difficulty: „little Chen, I complies with your signature book, another day will make proud Xue give you to bring to come to the school, today that anything, had/left a small condition, yesterday mainly when is I read my book at home, discovered that the printing shop gave my book seal mistakenly a character, therefore I flew into a rage, returned the printing shop all books, wanted them to print, therefore does not have now on hand. Un un, is this reason right.” 他一惊一乍已经差点吓了个半死,好不容易喘口气儿:“小陈啊,我答应你的签名书,改天让傲雪给你带到学校来吧,今天那个啥,出了点小状况,主要是昨天我在家里翻看我的书时,发现印刷厂给我的书印错了一个字,所以我大发雷霆,把所有的书都退回印刷厂了,要他们重新印过,所以现在手边没有。嗯嗯,就是这个原因没错。” Chen Huandao: „, The uncle also is really a striving for perfection person.” 陈焕道:“哦,叔叔还真是个精益求精的人啊。” „Ha, that is, I will be very earnest, do anything to make every effort to achieve well.” 32 fathers-in-law pretend that served tea to drink one natural, the tea moistened the false beard, the beard almost fell into the teacup, frightened him to hurry adeptly to cover. “哈哈哈,那是,我这个人贼认真,做任何事都会力求做到最好。”三十二公公假装潇洒地端起茶来喝了一口,茶水沾到了假胡子,胡子差点掉进茶杯里,吓得他赶紧拿手捂住。 Nearby dragon proud Xue is going all out to signal with the eyes to him, that meaning is very obvious, wants him to hurry to leave the stage. 旁边的龙傲雪在对着他拼命使眼色,那意思很明显,要他赶紧退场。 32 fathers-in-law a little were also afraid stay here again, were almost seen through by Chen Huan a moment ago several times, he had the big heart unable to withstand such tossing about, hurried to take up the cell phone, pretended to telephone, then said to Chen Huan: „Aiyu, excuse me, little Chen, that side the publishing house looks for me, asking me to sign a contract, said that must print 1 million volume my book, matter was urgent, I must first go out, your young people exchanged, proud Xue, you were a master, but must entertain little Chen.” 三十二公公也有点害怕再留在这里了,刚才好几次差点被陈焕识破,他有再大的心脏也经不起这样的折腾,赶紧拿起手机,假装打了个电话,然后对陈焕说:“哎呦,不好意思,小陈啊,出版社那边找我,叫我去签个合同,说要把我的书印刷一百万册,事情紧急,我得先出门了,还是你们年轻人多交流交流吧,傲雪,你是主人,可得把小陈招待好。” dragon Aoxue coldly smiles, un. 龙傲雪冷冷一笑,嗯了一声。 Chen Huan is also polite the said/tunnel: „Uncle does not need to manage me, the proper business is important.” 陈焕也礼貌地道:“叔叔不用管我,正事要紧。” 32 father-in-law hurrying soles rub the oil, slides fast. 三十二公公赶紧脚底抹油,溜得飞快。 This, in the big house, only had Chen Huan and dragon Aoxue two people. 这一下,诺大的房子里,就只剩下陈焕和龙傲雪两个人了。 The atmosphere suddenly all of a sudden changed, dragon Aoxue was one feared to give it away a moment ago, the thief awkward condition, but two people live alone now suddenly, dragon Aoxue started to be anxious all of a sudden other matter: Aiyu, two people lived alone with the shining unexpectedly, is not good, heartbeat well quick, heard the men and women , in a room lives alone, the man is very easy to indulge in fantasy, wants to go a step further with the girlfriend, what if the shining does want with me...... and my, I what to do? 气氛突然一下子变了,刚才龙傲雪还是一幅怕穿帮,贼尴尬的状态,但是现在两人突然独处,龙傲雪一下子又开始紧张起别的事情来:哎呦,居然和焕焕两人独处了,不好,心跳得好快,听说男女在一个房间里独处的时候,男人就很容易想入非非,想和女朋友更进一步,要是焕焕想和我……和我那个啥的话,我怎么办？ Anxious! Anxious! The thieves are tense! 紧张！紧张！贼紧张！ dragon Aoxue even felt that suddenly is a little afraid...... 龙傲雪甚至突然感觉到有点害怕…… At this time, Chen Huan stood suddenly all of a sudden, dragon arrogant snow cover his movement has a scare, but also thinks that Chen Huan beastly nature sent to oneself throw greatly, Chen Huan asked unexpectedly: „Aiyu, I go to bathroom, your family's bathroom where?” 这时候,陈焕突然一下子站了起来,龙傲雪被他这个动作吓了一大跳,还以为陈焕兽性大发要对自己扑过来了,却不料陈焕问道:“哎呦,我去上个厕所,你们家的卫生间在哪里？” dragon proud deodar cedar tone: „Bathroom, in...... in...... in......” she is sweating profusely drippingly below: Was finished, where is the bathroom coming? 龙傲雪松了口气:“卫生间在……在……在……”她满头大汗淋漓在下:完蛋,卫生间在哪里来着？ „proud Xue, you how?” “傲雪,你咋了？” „All right!” dragon Aoxue the mouth complied with one, is actually thinking at heart: I was too anxious, even this minor matter almost baffled me. Stands firm, don't be upset! The trivial bathroom, I fix the eyes on to look to look. “没事！”龙傲雪嘴里应了一声,心里却在想:我太紧张了,连这种小事都差点难倒了我。稳住,不要慌！区区卫生间,我定睛一看能找得出来。 She puts forth secret skill „to decide immediately clearly looks”, looked at a clarity the structure of entire house instantaneously completely, this relaxes, referred to the direction of bathroom: „In that side.” 她立即使出秘技“定晴一看”,瞬间将整个房子的结构全部看了个清楚,这才松了口气,指了指卫生间的方向:“在那边。”
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