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-----dragonAoxuesaid the wordsregretted, endedends, thiswaveendedthoroughly. Facesrequest that bright...... is settingbright, Icompliedincautiously, god, do Iask a fatherto cometohimto seetowhere? Thiswavemustdiedies.
龙傲雪把话一说出口就后悔了,完啦完啦,这波彻底完啦。面对着焕……焕提出的要求,我一不小心就答应了,天啊啊啊啊,我到哪里去找个父亲来给他见?这波要死啦死啦。Sheonejumps: „Ifirstgo to the bathroom.”
她刷地一下跳起来:“我先去一下卫生间。”Then, ranfast the classroom, arrived in the firechannel of classroom building, is askingto the ringin32fathers-in-law: „What to do? I the headcompelled, to comply withbright...... the brightveryseriousmatterat onceignorant, how can thiswavehoodwink?”
说完,飞快地跑出了教室,来到教学楼的消防通道里,对着戒指里的三十二公公问道:“怎么办?我一时之间脑袋懵逼,答应了焕……焕很不得了的事情,这波要怎么蒙混过去?”32fathers-in-lawpoke head from the ring, is the black and bluecondition, pitifulsaid/tunnel: „Lord, at this moment, can only make the lackeyact, the lackeycamouflagesyour fatherto come outto seewave of ChenHuan.”
三十二公公从戒指里探出头来,还是鼻青脸肿的状态,可怜巴巴地道:“主子,事到如今,只能让奴才出面了,奴才伪装成您的父亲出来见一波陈焕吧。”„Bumps!”32fathers-in-lawate a front surfacefist, black and blue × 2.
“碰!”三十二公公吃了迎面一拳,鼻青脸肿。dragonAoxueis angrycoldlysmiles: „Does yourtrash, whatqualificationshaveto pretend to bemy father?”
龙傲雪大怒地冷冷一笑:“你个渣渣,有什么资格冒充我父亲?”32fathers-in-lawcover the faceto cry saying: „Lackeydoes not have the qualifications, the pit that but the lordyourselfdig, mustfind the personto fill, at this moment, except forlackey, did not haveotherbettercandidate.”
三十二公公捂着脸哭道:“奴才是没资格,但是主子你自己挖的坑,总要找人来填啊,事到如今,除了奴才,也没有别的更好的人选了。”dragonAoxue the suddeninspiration the locationcoldlyfor the first timesmiles: „Istressto have regular facial featuresimmediately, seems like the goodfather'smiddle-agedactorto come, makinghimdevelopmy father, couldget by under false pretences.”
龙傲雪突然灵感乍现地冷冷一笑:“我马上去抓个五官端正,看起来就像是个好父亲的中年男演员来,让他演我的父亲,说不定能蒙混过关。”32father-in-lawsweatssaid: „Lord, thisideamay not.”
三十二公公大汗道:“主子,此计不可啊。”dragonAoxue a browwrinkle: „Why not?”
龙傲雪眉头一皱:“有何不可?”32father-in-lawperspirationsaid: „The strict sense that Mr.ChenHuanwantsto seeis not your father, butis " ArrogantDayInvincibleRecord » authoris right?”
三十二公公汗道:“陈焕先生想见的严格意义上来说并不是您的父亲,而是《傲天无敌录》的作者对吧?”„Right!”
“对啊!”„Mr.ChenHuandefinitelyhasin the plotaboutnovel, wantsto discusswith the author.”32fathers-in-lawsaid: „Youaskedto have regular facial features, leading the middle-agedactor who compelledto come, althoughcanhelpyouhaunch the scene, buthishad no ideato«ArrogantDayInvincibleRecord», Mr.ChenHuanasked the plot in hisnovel, did not know at all, when the time comes didn't yougive it away?”
“那陈焕先生肯定有很多关于小说里的情节,想要和作者谈。”三十二公公道:“您请个五官端正,帅得一逼的中年演员来虽然能帮您撑起场面,但是他对《傲天无敌录》两眼一抹黑,陈焕先生问他小说里的情节,一问三不知,到时候您不是又穿帮了吗?”dragonAoxue: „......”
龙傲雪:“……”Pūpasses, dragonAoxueknocks down, frustratedbodyanteflexion.
噗通,龙傲雪扑倒在地,失意体前屈。Crossedfor a long time, shecrawlsdifficultly: „Good, at this moment, can only makeyoucamouflagemy father. Yoususpend a verygracefulappearanceto come outto have a looktome.”
过了好久,她才艰难地爬起来:“好吧,事到如今,只能让你来伪装成我的父亲了。你给我摆个很帅的样子出来看看。”32fathers-in-lawhurriedto suspend a charmingappearance. „Bumps!”dragonAoxuefights with the fistsonhisface: „Mental handicap of mother, howyoususpend unable to lead.”
三十二公公赶紧摆了个帅气的样子。“碰!”龙傲雪一拳打在他脸上:“妈的智障,你怎么摆都帅不起来。”32fathers-in-law: „......”
三十二公公:“……”dragonAoxuethinkscarefully: „Zillameat was very probably expensive, harmsmeto be misunderstood the wealthy familyeldest young lady, therefore must prepare a bighousetooneself, mustseem like the rich manfamily'sappearance, you must dress upappearance that bigwriters who tomemadea lot ofmoney.”
龙傲雪仔细想了想:“那瓦吉拉肉好像很贵,害得我被误会成富家大小姐了,所以还得给自己准备一个大宅子,要看起来像有钱人家庭的模样,你也得给我打扮成一个赚了很多钱的大作家的模样。”32father-in-lawsweats: „Lord, mynovelis not with all due respect high-grossing, the payment for published piecegets bycontinuallydifficultly, howto become the richbigwriter?”
三十二公公大汗:“主子,恕我直言,我的小说根本不卖座啊,稿费连糊口都困难,怎么就成有钱的大作家了?”dragonAoxuecoldlysmiles: „No matteryouare rich, mustresult to mefits outrichly.”
龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“不管你有没有钱,必须得给我装成有钱。”32fathers-in-law: „......”
三十二公公:“……”„At this moment, can only go‚’to usetaking advantage of a family/home of richbigwriter.”dragonAoxueshakes saying: „Whatrichwriter does thisnearbyhave? Should youunderstandvery much?”
“事到如今,只能去‘借’一个有钱的大作家的家来用一用了。”龙傲雪甩了甩头道:“这附近有没有什么有钱的作家?你应该很了解吧?”„Has!”32fathers-in-lawsaid: „Nearbyhas a writernamedWulasnowman, is the well-knownbigwriter, the novel that hewritesis hot, moreoverheofficial's second generationinreal life, prestigious familyaristocratic family, but alsomarried a prettywife, hisfamily/homeshouldtakeacts.”
“有的!”三十二公公道:“附近有个叫乌拉雪人的作家,是知名大作家,他写的小说非常火,而且他在现实生活中还是官二代,名门世家,还娶了个漂亮老婆,他的家应该拿得出手。”dragonAoxuecoldlysmiles: „Verygood, the decisiontook over for usehisfamily/home, youwentto try to find the solutiontomeimmediately, borrowedwithhisfamily/home, moreovermade the appearanceto tidy upownputting on, did wellto looklittle, do not displaylikely the trashappearance of poorskirtsilktome.”
龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“很好,就决定征用他的家了,你立即去给我想办法,把他的家借过来用一用,另外把自己的穿作打扮收拾收拾,弄好看一点点,别给我表现得像个穷屌丝的垃圾样子。”32fathers-in-lawhurriedto comply withone, flewfrom the ring, sawto riseagainst the wind, turned intooneandonemeter about 76middle-agedfatty, the surfacedoes not need, the lookto be dreadfulwhite/in vain. Heis rubbing hands, a littleawkwardsaid/tunnel: „Lord, althoughyoumake yourselfmedress upto lead, but the lackeydoes not havemoney.”
三十二公公赶紧应了一声,从戒指里飞了出来,迎风见涨,变成了一个和一米七六左右的中年胖子,面白无须,眼神猥琐。他搓着手,有点尴尬地道:“主子,虽然你让我把自己打扮帅一点,但是奴才没有钱啊。”dragonAoxuegraspedin the ringconveniently, put outonepack of moneyLaipaion the father-in-lawface: „Thesemoneytake away the preparation, ifharmsmeto give it awaybright...... is seen through the truestatusbright, youknow the consequence.”
龙傲雪随手在戒指里一抓,拿出了一叠钱来拍在公公脸上:“这些钱拿去准备,要是害我穿了帮被焕……焕识破真正身份,你知道后果的。”
The father-in-lawhurries saying: „Thiswavemustnot be possibleto give it away, the lordfelt relieved that givesme.”
公公赶紧道:“这波必不可能穿帮,主子就放心地交给我吧。”dragonAoxuerotated the classroomto go toandChenHuanhas the lunchto gotogether, the father-in-lawactuallyhurriedto run the university city, firstbought the passport that twoembarkedthat night, „congratulateddrew a prize-winning ticket” the envelopeto install, threw intobigwriter„Wulasnowman”in the mailboxwithone.
龙傲雪回转教室去和陈焕一起吃午饭去了,公公却赶紧跑出大学城,先去买了两张当天晚上就出发的旅行券,用一个“恭喜中奖”的信封装上,扔进大作家“乌拉雪人”的邮箱里。In a while, the Wulasnowmantwocouplesshopto go home, the snowmanopens the mailboxto lookconveniently: „, The wife, Idrew a prize-winning ticket, Maldives on the 7 th roaming, two peopleshare, haha, wehurryhi the skin.”
没过多久,乌拉雪人两夫妻购物回家,雪人顺手打开邮箱一看:“哇,老婆,我中奖了,马尔代夫七日游,两人份的,哈哈,咱们赶紧去嗨皮吧。”Twocouplespacked the baggagein high spirits, a doorlock, flushed awayMaldives.
两夫妻兴冲冲地收拾好了行李,将门一锁,冲去了马尔代夫。32father-in-lawgreat happiness, verygood, the house of snowmansucceeded in obtaining, hetook an iron wireto come out, neatly and quickly, pried open the gate of snowman, thenworms one's way into, took downto put the bedbottom the snowmancouplewedding picture on wall, exchangedownpictureto hang, as the matter stands, the locationpreparedcertainly.
三十二公公大喜,很好,雪人家的房子到手了,他拿了一根铁丝出来,三下五除二,将雪人家的门撬开,然后钻了进去,把墙上的雪人两口子结婚照取下来放到床底,换上自己的照片挂起来,这样一来,场地就准备妥了。Boughtonesuitagain, puts on itselfto put on despicable airs, right, the middle-aged manmusthave the beard, without the beardseemed likelacks a demeanor, the father-in-lawboughta handfulfalsebeardsto cometooneselfto glue on, goes to the barber shopto make a hairstyle......
再去买了一套西装,把自己穿得个人模狗样,对了,中年男人必须要有胡须,没有胡须看起来就缺了一点风度,公公又买了一小撮假胡子来给自己粘上,去理发店做了个发型……Clangclang!
锵锵!
The charmingincomparable32fathers-in-law, complete!
帅气无比的三十二公公,完成!Allare ready, will wait fortomorrow'sChenHuanlaito cometo visit.
一切准备就绪,就等着明天陈焕来上门拜访了。32fathers-in-lawwere starting the practiceto the mirror: „littleChencame, hello/you good, Icalled the dragonDingtian, right, mypen namewas32fathers-in-law, what? Yousaid that youdo wantmysignature? Ha, without the issue, signstoyouimmediately......”
三十二公公对着镜子开始了练习:“小陈来了啊,你好你好,我叫龙鼎天,对对对,我的笔名是三十二公公,什么?你说你想要我的签名?哈哈哈,没问题,马上给你签……”32fathers-in-laware self-satisfied, this whole lifeactuallyalsono oneaskshim to sign, the trashnovelreader who hewritesare very few, except forfewpeople, no onelikesradically, maybe rarely seenlikeChenHuanthisfaithful reader. Although the father-in-lawhas a dreamis thinkingone daysomepeopleaskhim to sign, buthealsoknowsopportunity that thisdream has almost not realized.
三十二公公得意得不行,这辈子其实还没有一个人找过他要签名,他写的垃圾小说读者贼少,除了极少数人,根本没有人喜欢,像陈焕这种忠实读者可不多见。公公虽然做梦都在想着有一天有人找他要签名,但他也知道这个梦几乎没有实现的机会。However......
但是……Tomorrowfinallymustrealize, finally the personmustask itself to sign, Warderday. The lifearrivedthisstep, reallydiedalsowants. The father-in-lawcriedsuddenly, flowed off the affectedtears, criedto cryto fall asleep, whenhewoke, discoveredoneselfrestedonein the living room of snowmanunexpectedlyin the evening.
明天终于就要实现了啊,终于有一个人要来找自己要签名的,沃德个天啊。人生走到了这一步,真是死也愿意了。公公突然就哭了,流下了感动的泪水,哭呀哭呀的就睡着了,等他醒过来的时候,才发现自己居然在雪人家的客厅里睡了一晚上。
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